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249150  tib gubb: can't tell if satire or if...

249172  VeeKay: Look for the girl with the broken smile

249149  Dresdenkeogh: @fanny @Side Boob I agree, he's one of my personal heroes, I kinda like this one though, and in the words of another hero of mine, it's,"mostly harmless. "

249173  VeeKay: Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD.

249126  Sadpygmy: She seems nice

249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

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248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!



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 Trick Question: @Jeannie C @Mr. Shine Actress Selen Walters accused Ronald Reagan of raping her. Even if he did, it wasn't @Korrok Reagan's fault. It's one thing to have your perception of reality heavily skewed through a political lens, but it's another thing entirely to believe conspiracy theories which tar a woman for her husband's misdeeds. Of course this misses the point that nopony cares about your political orientation on a website designed for commenting on funny pictures in a friendly manner.
 Mr. Shine: @Jeannie C bit.ly/…
 Mr. Shine: @Jeannie C Nobody, huh? Not one person?
 Jeannie C: @Mr. Shine I call bullshit here. Since when is an adulterer a sex offender? And nobody ever said he assaulted or harassed anyone.
 trelyate: choices made while hard
 Fast Sloth: After 13 hours in the coal mines, you get to go to school.
 Tacorleone: @Noremak It's pretty well known that Chelsea wasn't fathered by Bill. They both had their own "thing" they did separately, which is why she didn't leave in the 90s when he got Lewinsky'ed.
 Noremak: I always kinda thought that if Hillary becomes president, she would get back at Bill by sleeping with her secretary.
 Ulillillia: Shouldn't that book be next to the candidate who's been married three times?
 Mr. Shine: She knowingly enabled a sex offender with a clear pattern of sexual assault/harassment. Boo F#ckety Hoo for her.
 Trick Question: it's funny because the woman is at fault when her husband cheats on her
 Mr. Butt: Paulo Coelho can get fucked.
 mwoody: Whatever else you might say about her, it's really fucked up to use the fact that her husband cheated on HER as an insult.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Those political "get to know me" books should come out BEFORE the campaigns.
Image 129369   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: Wheres the aggro-slice?
 Kohapi: I used to suffer from this, too. I found the best cure was to not have a job or social life. Then i could just keep sleeping no matter when i finally became unconscious. Simple
 3ravens: I used to suffer from this. my suggestion: clear your bedroom off of electronics - the bed should just be a place for sleep and sexytimes. This is called "sleep hygiene". Also if you are miffed by the fact that you can't sleep, go lie on the couch with a blanket and take your mind off of it. Sleep right there and then if you feel sleepy.
 Agamemnon Triforce: There's no slice for "Time spent masturbating".
Image 129368   09-03-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
257
 
 whiplash: Surprising fact: this stunt worked perfectly, he landed right in his pants. Broke both ankles, though.
 Janston: FW: FW: FW: FW: funny
 Trick Question: actually this isn't why: it's not just expectancy but maximum lifespan
 Mr. Butt: I love how women feel really pleased with that fact. You just keep going to work and paying bills, ladies, I'm gonna be racing go-carts with Satan.
 Knice: This was just staged for the photo. But then, as the dude was getting off the rail, he slipped and miraculously landed right in the pants, pulling the stunt off perfectly. But, no one was recording because they didn't actually plan to do it. That's what I hope happened, anyway.
Image 129367   09-03-16   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
167
 
 Trick Question: Southe Pointe does not allow controlled, double-blinded experiments which cause mice to become obese on their property.
 a robot: The raccoon and prairie dog seem pissed about this information
Image 129366   09-03-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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 Starky15: Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jack Ass
 kalligrapher: @Peter Pantsless To be fair .. obviously she said something offensive to the policewoman ... like "that camo pattern makes your ass look big".
 whiplash: This bukkake is not arousing.
 Noremak: @3ravens I found that no tears baby shampoo works wonders for cleaning the eyes.
 Mr. Shine: "Go be annoying somewhere else."
 Horatio: It's a fire extenguisher, she was on fire.
 3ravens: Always carry salbutamol inhalers to help the bronchoconstriction and milk or antacid solutions for the burning eyes.
 Trick Question: clearly this is not in the US because that lady is White (hurray for no (-) button, bring the love)
 Cami: That's not pepper spraying, that's pepper soaking. It makes me think of thr 1997 APEC summit in Vancouverville where the police were pretty liberal in using it. A news camere was hosed down and the footage was powerful: A sneery officer brings his spray can to bear on the camera and everything goes yellow and translucent.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Fuck you, hippie!
 Sadbot: Stop resisting!
 Rorel: Woman getting Peppersprayed! Quick! Snap a photo!
 Bonecollector: Take that!
 Peter Pantsless: Careful, she's got...uh, clothes on!
Image 129365   09-03-16   Uploaded by    John Blender
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 WaffleIron: Sir, the lobby is not part of the nude beach.
 Horatio: Sir, there are children present.
 AverageJoe: Sir, you're making a fool of yourself
Image 129364   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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 E. HONDA: the correct answer is "not yet"
 fanny: @a robot so don't they cancel eachother out then? (no, no they don't)
 a robot: Two bad things that go badly together!
 Hydraxion: (name is optional)
Image 129363   09-03-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
341
 
 GoodSir: Kefta Ka-BOOM!
 lecj07: "Shhh. No more tears, only...zzzz"
 Cami: Sleep mauling.
 Peter Pantsless: They'll get back to murdering each other after a quick nap
Image 129362   09-03-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
193
 
 whiplash: USPS and UPS are fighting over who has to deliver it.
 crunchymush: And he's going to expect me to respect his barnyard animal the same as he might expect me to respect him? Not bloody likely.
 WaffleIron: No Sarah, I mean the 2015th day of the 28th month of the 9th year.
 Spazstatic: @Trick Question He is no longer working for this postal service.
 Trick Question: Evan gets paid to do what a machine could do without the typos.
 Niels Bohr: Sin delivery can take a little longer.
 Cami: None of your lip if you ever want to see your stuff.
 trelyate: now it's been almost a year!
 Arthur Dent: Damn you USPS!
Image 129361   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
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 Air Biscuit: Just working through some things.
 Jeannie C: After being evicted from his apartment, he sat on a bench considering his options.
 Bernie 2016: Strange fruit...
 WaffleIron: @Sandor : Yes, to the pigeons.
 Sandor: Is Big Bird feeding the little muppets in the box??
 Bonecollector: @scribbs You Aggronauts ruin everything. Hillariously!
 scribbs: What's he using to work the puppets in the box?!
 Butcherboy: i still get sad when i think of him getting kidnapped in the movie
 fanny: these poor fucks STILL. don't know how to get, how to get to Sesame St.?? #119539
Image 129360   09-03-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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