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233365  Defiance: @mrwiffler what do you mean

233469  Butcherboy: And they cut down the woods of birnam woods and moved them up dunsidane hill. Macbeth never knew what hit him

233431  tokyopig: @antipatterns I was gonna say get cheaper whiskey.

233432  tokyopig: panel 4 should have been just one guy bowing while in the phone tbh

233434  tokyopig: and they say the left can't meme.

233443  tokyopig: Foggy The Bear.

233462  Skaalar: The honey must flooooooow.

233462  Skaalar: Is that... Wormsign?

233462  tokyopig: bullying target sighted, commence bullying subroutine

233465  Sadbot: welcome to the struggalo

233462  a robot: Oh, bother.

233441  addend: You'll be the toast of the party.

233446  addend: (Walks up to 9th floor.) / (Walks down to 6th floor.)

233457  Felicity: On what

233461  Peter Pantsless: Looks like #233455 forgot to take his Halls

233445  addend: But it's very long and hard, heh heh.

233448  addend: It's a small world, after all.

233451  Psymon: I majored in Psymonistry in college

233453  Psymon: If we were as big on the outside as we are on the inside

233454  Psymon: "Good luck sorting out which is which."

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1. Robespierre
2. glenalec
3. Teechur
4. Felicity
5. Mr. Shine
6. tib gubb
7. Kaviri
8. VeeKay
9. Ulillillia
10. Yurishiro



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233418 Kaviri: *his

233382 Whatever: @Robespierre Sorry if youre not rich or a slave to corporate overlords then youre stuck with Trumpcare ads for 3 to 7 more years

233267 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233372 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233237 Felicity: How about just dont donate things if they dont belong to you?

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.



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glenalec uploaded 233350 (1425 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1362 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1306 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1260 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1110 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1086 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1074 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1065 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1061 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1021 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)
frankie uploaded 232977 (952 points)
sue uploaded 233095 (952 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 11124 points
 3. Mr. Shine: 4331 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4243 points
 5. ping: 3869 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2517 points
 7. frankie: 2486 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. ineedhepl: 2110 points
10. Side Boob: 2069 points
11. cannabis: 1930 points
12. nimbus: 1906 points
13. bigbison: 1790 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1673 points
15. a robot: 1663 points
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Score:
367
 
 Air Biscuit: Just working through some things.
 Jeannie C: After being evicted from his apartment, he sat on a bench considering his options.
 Bernie 2016: Strange fruit...
 WaffleIron: @Sandor : Yes, to the pigeons.
 Sandor: Is Big Bird feeding the little muppets in the box??
 Bonecollector: @scribbs You Aggronauts ruin everything. Hillariously!
 scribbs: What's he using to work the puppets in the box?!
 Butcherboy: i still get sad when i think of him getting kidnapped in the movie
 fanny: these poor fucks STILL. don't know how to get, how to get to Sesame St.?? #119539
Image 129360   09-03-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
315
 
 scribbs: @VoR Better than "Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen."
 VoR: Safe word
Image 129359   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
288
 
 kalligrapher: @kinggheedra Is it a sequel to "what writing this book says about you" and it's follow up "what the heck are you doing buying this book?"
 square44: follow it up with "How To Be Black"
 kinggheedra: Read my article, 'What the book you read on the subway says about you.'
 Cami: Isn't a self-loathing Jew just an antisemite at the end of the day?
 Sadbot: ...and started being every antagonist from an 80s comedy
 scribbs: Not a Nazi screed, according the review in The Guardian. FWIW.
 Supermansbrother: I guess I'd want to start with why.
 fanny: Step 2: accept that @Black Jesus is the son of God.
 VoR: Step. 1 grow a foreskin.
Image 129358   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
183
 
 Bonecollector: Scones ARE delicious...
 Peter Pantsless: Drink tea every day
 smusher: I am so chai right now
Image 129357   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
558
 
 IAmFat: PRIORITIES!
 WaffleIron: You can't show those glasses on prime time in Switzerland.
 Dick Inspector: @Teechur "now". The word you want is "Nonne"
 XLY: Naked?
 Trick Question: "priorities"
 Teechur: I see "Nun" in the 3rd paragraph. Swiss Nuns must be rad.
 tib gubb: says it all, right there.
 VoR: Nip!
 Firm Buttocks: Different countries, different standards.
Image 129356   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
434
 
 WaffleIron: In Canada drug testing for a job is unconstitutional. All your hackers are belong to us now, eh.
 Cami: Indica of course.
 WTF: So the CIA can hire agents to assassinate foreign leaders and overthrow entire governments but the FBI can't hire someone because they test positive for weed? The FBI just needs to use the "we need to make America safer at all costs" argument.
 Firm Buttocks: So legalize it
 VoR: soo smoking weed makes you a better hacker, seems to have logical validity.
 Arthur Dent: Sooooo start selling them weed at a reduced price, then you will own all the hackers and can destroy the world! Mahahahaha ... oh wait...
Image 129355   09-03-16   Uploaded by    leia
Image 129354 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by balloon. Boo, balloon.
Score:
237
 
 Trick Question: I can tell when it just starts to go bad because it asks me for bus fare
 a robot: @crudites It might be both!
 Firm Buttocks: So give me coffee and TV
 crudites: I can't tell if I'm terminally jaded or if these just aren't funny anymore.
Image 129353   09-03-16   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
183
 
 Greek Fire: I was gonna quote lyrics, but I love that song and it'd jut be the whole thing.
 Firm Buttocks: Here I'm allowed everything all of the time
 mrwiffler: Fuck context...who needs context
 Mr. Shine: OOOOOOOH LAWD!!
Image 129352   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
382
 
 VoR: Aggronauts R us
Image 129351   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
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