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272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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Score:
367
 
 Air Biscuit: Just working through some things.
 Jeannie C: After being evicted from his apartment, he sat on a bench considering his options.
 Bernie 2016: Strange fruit...
 WaffleIron: @Sandor : Yes, to the pigeons.
 Sandor: Is Big Bird feeding the little muppets in the box??
 Bonecollector: @scribbs You Aggronauts ruin everything. Hillariously!
 scribbs: What's he using to work the puppets in the box?!
 Butcherboy: i still get sad when i think of him getting kidnapped in the movie
 fanny: these poor fucks STILL. don't know how to get, how to get to Sesame St.?? #119539
Image 129360   09-03-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
315
 
 scribbs: @VoR Better than "Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen."
 Clim Tinties: Safe word
Image 129359   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
288
 
 kalligrapher: @kinggheedra Is it a sequel to "what writing this book says about you" and it's follow up "what the heck are you doing buying this book?"
 square44: follow it up with "How To Be Black"
 kinggheedra: Read my article, 'What the book you read on the subway says about you.'
 Cami: Isn't a self-loathing Jew just an antisemite at the end of the day?
 Sadbot: ...and started being every antagonist from an 80s comedy
 scribbs: Not a Nazi screed, according the review in The Guardian. FWIW.
 Supermansbrother: I guess I'd want to start with why.
 fanny: Step 2: accept that @Black Jesus is the son of God.
 MikeWhiskey: Step. 1 grow a foreskin.
Image 129358   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
183
 
 Bonecollector: Scones ARE delicious...
 Peter Pantsless: Drink tea every day
 smusher: I am so chai right now
Image 129357   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
558
 
 IAmFat: PRIORITIES!
 WaffleIron: You can't show those glasses on prime time in Switzerland.
 Dick Inspector: @Teechur "now". The word you want is "Nonne"
 XLY: Naked?
 Trick Question: "priorities"
 Teechur: I see "Nun" in the 3rd paragraph. Swiss Nuns must be rad.
 tib gubb: says it all, right there.
 sundragon: Nip!
 Firm Buttocks: Different countries, different standards.
Image 129356   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
434
 
 WaffleIron: In Canada drug testing for a job is unconstitutional. All your hackers are belong to us now, eh.
 Cami: Indica of course.
 WTF: So the CIA can hire agents to assassinate foreign leaders and overthrow entire governments but the FBI can't hire someone because they test positive for weed? The FBI just needs to use the "we need to make America safer at all costs" argument.
 Firm Buttocks: So legalize it
 weirduncle: soo smoking weed makes you a better hacker, seems to have logical validity.
 Arthur Dent: Sooooo start selling them weed at a reduced price, then you will own all the hackers and can destroy the world! Mahahahaha ... oh wait...
Image 129355   09-03-16   Uploaded by    leia
Image 129354 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by balloon. We'll pray for you, balloon.
Score:
237
 
 Trick Question: I can tell when it just starts to go bad because it asks me for bus fare
 a robot: @crudites It might be both!
 Firm Buttocks: So give me coffee and TV
 crudites: I can't tell if I'm terminally jaded or if these just aren't funny anymore.
Image 129353   09-03-16   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
183
 
 Greek Fire: I was gonna quote lyrics, but I love that song and it'd jut be the whole thing.
 Firm Buttocks: Here I'm allowed everything all of the time
 mrwiffler: Fuck context...who needs context
 Mr. Shine: OOOOOOOH LAWD!!
Image 129352   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
382
 
 iCEy: Aggronauts R us
Image 129351   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
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