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262521  Felicity: That's a tot ology

262522  Felicity: INEWARHOL?

262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262589  A duck: Is it me, or the dog to the right looks mutated?

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262343 DimeBoxSammie: Its only a flesh wound

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262469 Spazstatic: Ajit has bandwidth if you have coin.

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262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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 Vang Ploble: Just working through some things.
 Pempo Morpumbies: After being evicted from his apartment, he sat on a bench considering his options.
 Hungo Rempopert: Strange fruit...
 Lingo Grongus: @Sandor : Yes, to the pigeons.
 Bewn Drumupert: Is Big Bird feeding the little muppets in the box??
 Truple Flomple: @scribbs You Aggronauts ruin everything. Hillariously!
 Raft Drumupert: What's he using to work the puppets in the box?!
 Lirbo Morpoble: i still get sad when i think of him getting kidnapped in the movie
 Hamp Cremuble: these poor fucks STILL. don't know how to get, how to get to Sesame St.?? #119539
Image 129360   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Duld Plemumbies
 Vown Horpongus: @VoR Better than "Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen."
 Ging Drumuble: Safe word
Image 129359   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Muld Brungus
 Thewn Drumongus: @kinggheedra Is it a sequel to "what writing this book says about you" and it's follow up "what the heck are you doing buying this book?"
 Thild Brupert: follow it up with "How To Be Black"
 Flild Flumoble: Read my article, 'What the book you read on the subway says about you.'
 Gungo Gruble: Isn't a self-loathing Jew just an antisemite at the end of the day?
 Frift Flungus: ...and started being every antagonist from an 80s comedy
 Balm Plupert: Not a Nazi screed, according the review in The Guardian. FWIW.
 Hoft Rempomple: I guess I'd want to start with why.
 Hople Flumple: Step 2: accept that @Black Jesus is the son of God.
 Dild Flumopert: Step. 1 grow a foreskin.
Image 129358   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Thengo Albupert
 Joft Horpumbies: Scones ARE delicious...
 Lumpo Grungo: Drink tea every day
 Gorb Grupert: I am so chai right now
Image 129357   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Pild Flumumbies
 Flimp Flungus: PRIORITIES!
 Thurt Brungo: You can't show those glasses on prime time in Switzerland.
 Gump Cremumple: @Teechur "now". The word you want is "Nonne"
 Veple Rempongo: Naked?
 Rompo Albumbies: "priorities"
 Pulm Flumongo: I see "Nun" in the 3rd paragraph. Swiss Nuns must be rad.
 Mort Plemomple: says it all, right there.
 Puwn Morpupert: Nip!
 Herm Rempongus: Different countries, different standards.
Image 129356   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Maple Morpomple
 Duld Dampopert: In Canada drug testing for a job is unconstitutional. All your hackers are belong to us now, eh.
 Jurt Plemomple: Indica of course.
 Triwn Albongus: So the CIA can hire agents to assassinate foreign leaders and overthrow entire governments but the FBI can't hire someone because they test positive for weed? The FBI just needs to use the "we need to make America safer at all costs" argument.
 Flomp Flongus: So legalize it
 Jirbo Flumomple: soo smoking weed makes you a better hacker, seems to have logical validity.
 Mawn Flungus: Sooooo start selling them weed at a reduced price, then you will own all the hackers and can destroy the world! Mahahahaha ... oh wait...
Image 129355   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Thelm Morpungo
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 Durbo Grumple: I can tell when it just starts to go bad because it asks me for bus fare
 Jift Horpongus: @crudites It might be both!
 Jawn Horpumple: So give me coffee and TV
 Frimp Grumbies: I can't tell if I'm terminally jaded or if these just aren't funny anymore.
Image 129353   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Gemp Flumungo
 Vurt Albungo: I was gonna quote lyrics, but I love that song and it'd jut be the whole thing.
 Jurb Grunomple: Here I'm allowed everything all of the time
 Vempo Flumongo: Fuck context...who needs context
 Jawn Grongo: OOOOOOOH LAWD!!
Image 129352   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Jungo Horpungus
 Muple Grunungus: Aggronauts R us
Image 129351   09-03-16   Uploaded by    Gung Grunumple
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