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175966  wolfpk: The one on the right is for sharp shooting.

175966  itskando: That's where my blood bucket went

175967  CrystallineEntity: The future is here!

175945  Aemuli: @Meow why not? I bet the tellers would appreciate a little bit of fun in-between all the endless counting and routine. The security guards too

175967  SomeCanadian: Haha I'm not touching you I'm not touching you!

175963  SomeCanadian: I remember when Ren and Stimpy debuted. I believe it was on zoetrope. Ah it was a marvelous japery.

175966  Meow: no thanks

175965  SomeCanadian: I want to listen to a German version of "They Call Me Sonic"

175966  Aemuli: Europe is a lot grosser than I expected

175966  SomeCanadian: There are better ways to collect a urine sample

175912  Dresdenkeogh: THANK YOU I HAD ALMOST LOST HOPE

175915  Spazstatic: Also, username/upload combo...?

175949  UltraBeverly: This is my fetish.

175965  Meow: Fake, no chili-dogs

175915  Spazstatic: Well, maybe both.

175915  Spazstatic: In money, not poop...

175959  Mr. Whiskers: Sadly "Chinese Spoon" wasn't what dad meant to order online...

175915  Spazstatic: Man, if I got paid to poop, is be rolling in it!

175963  itskando: There's your problem, Florida - get some color in those TVs.

175939  Spazstatic: Press windows r to open up the run dialogue, then type "pkill iexplore.exe" and press enter

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175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175781 El Barto: Seems safe.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175839 dangerous dave: @A duck ...You didn't think that guy was more the 'mutha bleepa' type?

175761 Ronick: Picture taken by super model wife

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175824 apoxia: This is what happens if you select the suggested word for your message each time.

175883 dangerkeith3000: I think I've seen this porn before.

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?



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 Urchin: @Mitchell Show an owl you care today, pour oil all over it
 Mitchell: Poor little guy! Water is their kryptonite. They don't have oils in their feathers, so they can't stay dry or fly in the rain.
 hexxx: welcome to hell
 Jaunty Shrimp: U r giving me a consternation
 SomeCanadian: Moist owlette.
Image 128952   09-01-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
199
 
 DrinkMixMan: Officer: "Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" Me: "Yeah, but it's okay, see?" *Shows paper*
 annterland: @Jaunty Shrimp worst band name ever.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Brought to you by Sniff 'n' the Tears
 tib gubb: what a nice way to start my morning
 jslz: er, they
 jslz: Don't the mean "on the toilet seat?"
 Scoo: IN BED
 Firm Buttocks: "GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU TO HELL"
 bug: This is how they announce that you've gotten the job for their delivery truck.
 SpaceCow: Does the driver mind that I'm in their seat or have they accepted their role as a bottom?
 Flirb Dampumple: you're not your
Image 128951   09-01-16   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
436
 
 RetrogradeRun: I'm pretty sure that's the "famous question" of the pet itself.
 Annoying Vegan : Cat poop.
 Arthur Dent: Famous pet response: "Your Sofa!"
Image 128950   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
295
 
 Fett4life: "I said, good day!"
 Mr. Shine: Made you look!
 Horatio: Pretty sure this is is photoshopped, his hair is clearly oiled, and owls don't have naturally occurring oils in their feathers.
 DrinkMixMan: Not sure if I should vote dar or dab
 Supermansbrother: Kriss Kross goes steampunk.
 Mr. Butt: Myth Busted!
 Ulillillia: The backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can.
Image 128949   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
486
 
 superfudge: Not sure what to call this, but I know the salmon won't be happy about it.
 Bluetocracy: that's either a very small baby, or a very big cat... or 'shopped.
 Christina: This beautiful people is huge!
 Agamemnon Triforce: The puss y is always bigger after the baby comes out.
 Scoo: From the "Babies That Look Like Old Men" collection
 msmstud: 1. Cats like to be the little spoon. 2. Teh flerf lerve is gon' make my head 'splode.
 Mr. Butt: @Arthur Dent Quaaaaaaaaaid....
 Arthur Dent: Going to need to see the vet about that lump
Image 128948   09-01-16   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
426
 
 square44: what....what do they do with them??? now I'm mildly horrified
 wakkawakka: @Micro Jackson - Worth it.
 Micro Jackson: And then they pump poison into your ear canals
 Flirb Dampumple: The Eternal Sunshine of the Lapine Mind
 Arthur Dent: @Trick Question How did you find out?
 Trick Question: we just got a pet rabbit recently and I can verify this is true
 msmstud: That's why every bunny is pressurized evil, ready to blow.
 DrPhibes: Where do I sign up?
 Arthur Dent: Result... evil wabbit...
 Mr. Butt: Bunnies Against Humanity
 SomeCanadian: Step 3- Profit.
Image 128947   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
320
 
 Bert Bertbert: what's the magic word
 Firm Buttocks: WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT
 Knice: @Mr. Butt Awe yiss.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice m.youtube.com/…
 Knice: @Mr. Butt This is bullshit; I haven't gotten ANY corn ads. :-(
 Mr. Butt: Also, unrelatedly, I've made so many jokes about anime on here lately that I think it's affecting my targeted ads.
 Mr. Butt: Shitty imagine quality, but that's actually pretty funny.
Image 128946   09-01-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
450
 
 Bert Bertbert: @Firm Buttocks why wait, just check this here shit right out. The 90's were a fucking time!
 Trick Question: "I thought you'd be larger."
 Side Boob: Jack burton and the Pork Chop Express. It's all in the reflexes.
 Urchin: @Firm Buttocks No, the 80s are fetishized because Kurt goddamn Russell
 Slowpoke: Obviously, the 90s were all about bad trigger disclipine.
 Sandor: The Pork Chop Express rolls again
 SomeCanadian: Ain't no Russell like a Kirk Russell.
 Mr. Butt: @Firm Buttocks Wait? My friend, let me show you my Buzzfeeds. You'll only get them if you're a 90s kid.
 Firm Buttocks: I can't wait for the 90s to be fetishised solely on the basis that they were twenty years ago
Image 128945   09-01-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
817
 
 Christina: Ow. So cute, so precious, I'm gonna die!
 msmstud: Here comez an ittty bitty pounce. *squee-ee-ee-head-blows-up*
 SomeCanadian: Imma eat your soul.
Image 128944   09-01-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
500
 
 Lil Buddy: @SomeCanadian We've always suspected as much.
 Trick Question: I'm not sure BUTT STUFF is "something new" for this car owner.
 Science: I kow who I'm voting for now.
 Horatio: I didn't know @Mr. Butt was American, but he has my vote.
 Janston: Pounded in the butt by my own stuff
 msmstud: VOTE FOR BUTT STUFF!! FOUR MORE YEARS OF BUTT STUFF!
 fanny: will no one else point out that a Butt Stuff bumper sticker is on an Explorer??
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Government has never been so stimulating!
 Knice: @SomeCanadian A natural fit for Secretary of the Interior, at least! ;-)
 tib gubb: I coulda been a contenda
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Clearly, their party would have to clean-house a bit first, however.
 SomeCanadian: @Knice With such an enticing platform, I feel that ButtStuff has a lot to offer the @Korrok administration, and would make an excellent coalition government.
 Knice: Leading by a wide margin according to the exit poles.
Image 128943   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
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