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163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

163936  Bob: @Knice Alternate lyrics

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163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

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163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

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163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

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Score:
559
 
 Urchin: @Mitchell Show an owl you care today, pour oil all over it
 Mitchell: Poor little guy! Water is their kryptonite. They don't have oils in their feathers, so they can't stay dry or fly in the rain.
 hexxx: welcome to hell
 Jaunty Shrimp: U r giving me a consternation
 SomeCanadian: Moist owlette.
Image 128952   09-01-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
199
 
 DrinkMixMan: Officer: "Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" Me: "Yeah, but it's okay, see?" *Shows paper*
 annterland: @Jaunty Shrimp worst band name ever.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Brought to you by Sniff 'n' the Tears
 tib gubb: what a nice way to start my morning
 jslz: er, they
 jslz: Don't the mean "on the toilet seat?"
 Scoo: IN BED
 Firm Buttocks: "GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU TO HELL"
 bug: This is how they announce that you've gotten the job for their delivery truck.
 SpaceCow: Does the driver mind that I'm in their seat or have they accepted their role as a bottom?
 Flirb Dampumple: you're not your
Image 128951   09-01-16   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
436
 
 RetrogradeRun: I'm pretty sure that's the "famous question" of the pet itself.
 Annoying Vegan : Cat poop.
 Arthur Dent: Famous pet response: "Your Sofa!"
Image 128950   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
295
 
 Fett4life: "I said, good day!"
 Mr. Shine: Made you look!
 Horatio: Pretty sure this is is photoshopped, his hair is clearly oiled, and owls don't have naturally occurring oils in their feathers.
 DrinkMixMan: Not sure if I should vote dar or dab
 Supermansbrother: Kriss Kross goes steampunk.
 Mr. Butt: Myth Busted!
 Ulillillia: The backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can.
Image 128949   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
486
 
 superfudge: Not sure what to call this, but I know the salmon won't be happy about it.
 Bluetocracy: that's either a very small baby, or a very big cat... or 'shopped.
 Christina: This beautiful people is huge!
 Agamemnon Triforce: The puss y is always bigger after the baby comes out.
 Scoo: From the "Babies That Look Like Old Men" collection
 msmstud: 1. Cats like to be the little spoon. 2. Teh flerf lerve is gon' make my head 'splode.
 Mr. Butt: @Arthur Dent Quaaaaaaaaaid....
 Arthur Dent: Going to need to see the vet about that lump
Image 128948   09-01-16   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
426
 
 square44: what....what do they do with them??? now I'm mildly horrified
 wakkawakka: @Micro Jackson - Worth it.
 Micro Jackson: And then they pump poison into your ear canals
 Flirb Dampumple: The Eternal Sunshine of the Lapine Mind
 Arthur Dent: @Trick Question How did you find out?
 Trick Question: we just got a pet rabbit recently and I can verify this is true
 msmstud: That's why every bunny is pressurized evil, ready to blow.
 DrPhibes: Where do I sign up?
 Arthur Dent: Result... evil wabbit...
 Mr. Butt: Bunnies Against Humanity
 SomeCanadian: Step 3- Profit.
Image 128947   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
320
 
 Bert Bertbert: what's the magic word
 Firm Buttocks: WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT
 Knice: @Mr. Butt Awe yiss.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice m.youtube.com/…
 Knice: @Mr. Butt This is bullshit; I haven't gotten ANY corn ads. :-(
 Mr. Butt: Also, unrelatedly, I've made so many jokes about anime on here lately that I think it's affecting my targeted ads.
 Mr. Butt: Shitty imagine quality, but that's actually pretty funny.
Image 128946   09-01-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
450
 
 Bert Bertbert: @Firm Buttocks why wait, just check this here shit right out. The 90's were a fucking time!
 Trick Question: "I thought you'd be larger."
 Side Boob: Jack burton and the Pork Chop Express. It's all in the reflexes.
 Urchin: @Firm Buttocks No, the 80s are fetishized because Kurt goddamn Russell
 Slowpoke: Obviously, the 90s were all about bad trigger disclipine.
 Sandor: The Pork Chop Express rolls again
 SomeCanadian: Ain't no Russell like a Kirk Russell.
 Mr. Butt: @Firm Buttocks Wait? My friend, let me show you my Buzzfeeds. You'll only get them if you're a 90s kid.
 Firm Buttocks: I can't wait for the 90s to be fetishised solely on the basis that they were twenty years ago
Image 128945   09-01-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
817
 
 Christina: Ow. So cute, so precious, I'm gonna die!
 msmstud: Here comez an ittty bitty pounce. *squee-ee-ee-head-blows-up*
 SomeCanadian: Imma eat your soul.
Image 128944   09-01-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
500
 
 Lil Buddy: @SomeCanadian We've always suspected as much.
 Trick Question: I'm not sure BUTT STUFF is "something new" for this car owner.
 Science: I kow who I'm voting for now.
 Horatio: I didn't know @Mr. Butt was American, but he has my vote.
 Janston: Pounded in the butt by my own stuff
 msmstud: VOTE FOR BUTT STUFF!! FOUR MORE YEARS OF BUTT STUFF!
 fanny: will no one else point out that a Butt Stuff bumper sticker is on an Explorer??
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Government has never been so stimulating!
 Knice: @SomeCanadian A natural fit for Secretary of the Interior, at least! ;-)
 tib gubb: I coulda been a contenda
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Clearly, their party would have to clean-house a bit first, however.
 SomeCanadian: @Knice With such an enticing platform, I feel that ButtStuff has a lot to offer the @Korrok administration, and would make an excellent coalition government.
 Knice: Leading by a wide margin according to the exit poles.
Image 128943   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
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