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168987  Rat-Butt: Man, I would be stylin in that fly honey car! The Cougars would be flocking...

167632  Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip

169445  Mr. Shine: What former Russian (and lets be honest, soon to be again) state is this?

169467  Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!

169436  grizzly: Sooo...me too.

169449  grizzly: I find these to be the most majestic of all water creatures.

169503  SomeCanadian: This charming display of peace and humanity sickens me.

169458  Mr. Shine: I have a lot of problems with this.

169504  SomeCanadian: Targeted advertising at its finest.

169476  Rat-Butt: Yep, time to crank up the flame thrower...

169460  Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!

169395  El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!

169301  SomeCanadian: @jochenau Hey, in this day of terrorism, we can't afford to be lenient.

169488  Rat-Butt: Steven Universe needs to make a call at the donut shop while Larrs and Sadie watch in abject horror...

169491  Rat-Butt: ...the horror...the horror...

169468  antipatterns: Starting to see Predator Drones appearing on these now. Art imitates life.

169486  Mr. Shine: These are the fanciest cough drops I've EVER seen.

169492  tokyopig: fancy kitchen but shitty, dinky little IH range means its no fun to cook in whatsoever,

169487  Mr. Shine: Hipsters eat sushi ONE TIME then are all like:

169500  grizzly: Nice abs.

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169361 Mr. Shine: Enough with these.

169300 Peter Pantsless: @hearsegirl Well hopefully I taught them a lesson. As far as they know, I wasn't lying. Maybe she'll teach her kid that people don't bite one another haha

169408 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.

169456 El Barto: @Mr. Butt oh to see the world through rose tinted glasses.

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169373 UseYourName: Yet more proof that green-face is never ok

169434 ThatGuy: Give the heart a hard sear and serve rare with a capr lemon sauce and some shave pecorino romano, rest easy knowing all are dommed to the cold grip of death and your own previously-secured seat in the amphitheare of hell.

169367 apoxia: "I can get fat now"

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169337 redmonkey3: @Warrax @Lestrange - Fukushima



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Largehand uploaded 169217 (805 points)
wootman uploaded 169246 (798 points)
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hat thrab uploaded 169328 (791 points)
Red uploaded 169349 (760 points)
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 8. Mr Bleak: 3234 points
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10. Scoo: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2865 points
12. Thyming: 2648 points
13. Peter Pantsless: 2643 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 2459 points
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Score:
559
 
 Urchin: @Mitchell Show an owl you care today, pour oil all over it
 Mitchell: Poor little guy! Water is their kryptonite. They don't have oils in their feathers, so they can't stay dry or fly in the rain.
 hexxx: welcome to hell
 Jaunty Shrimp: U r giving me a consternation
 SomeCanadian: Moist owlette.
Image 128952   09-01-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
199
 
 DrinkMixMan: Officer: "Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" Me: "Yeah, but it's okay, see?" *Shows paper*
 annterland: @Jaunty Shrimp worst band name ever.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Brought to you by Sniff 'n' the Tears
 tib gubb: what a nice way to start my morning
 jslz: er, they
 jslz: Don't the mean "on the toilet seat?"
 Scoo: IN BED
 Firm Buttocks: "GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU TO HELL"
 bug: This is how they announce that you've gotten the job for their delivery truck.
 SpaceCow: Does the driver mind that I'm in their seat or have they accepted their role as a bottom?
 Flirb Dampumple: you're not your
Image 128951   09-01-16   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
436
 
 RetrogradeRun: I'm pretty sure that's the "famous question" of the pet itself.
 Annoying Vegan : Cat poop.
 Arthur Dent: Famous pet response: "Your Sofa!"
Image 128950   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
295
 
 Fett4life: "I said, good day!"
 Mr. Shine: Made you look!
 Horatio: Pretty sure this is is photoshopped, his hair is clearly oiled, and owls don't have naturally occurring oils in their feathers.
 DrinkMixMan: Not sure if I should vote dar or dab
 Supermansbrother: Kriss Kross goes steampunk.
 Mr. Butt: Myth Busted!
 Ulillillia: The backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can.
Image 128949   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
486
 
 superfudge: Not sure what to call this, but I know the salmon won't be happy about it.
 Bluetocracy: that's either a very small baby, or a very big cat... or 'shopped.
 Christina: This beautiful people is huge!
 Agamemnon Triforce: The puss y is always bigger after the baby comes out.
 Scoo: From the "Babies That Look Like Old Men" collection
 msmstud: 1. Cats like to be the little spoon. 2. Teh flerf lerve is gon' make my head 'splode.
 Mr. Butt: @Arthur Dent Quaaaaaaaaaid....
 Arthur Dent: Going to need to see the vet about that lump
Image 128948   09-01-16   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
426
 
 square44: what....what do they do with them??? now I'm mildly horrified
 wakkawakka: @Micro Jackson - Worth it.
 Micro Jackson: And then they pump poison into your ear canals
 Flirb Dampumple: The Eternal Sunshine of the Lapine Mind
 Arthur Dent: @Trick Question How did you find out?
 Trick Question: we just got a pet rabbit recently and I can verify this is true
 msmstud: That's why every bunny is pressurized evil, ready to blow.
 DrPhibes: Where do I sign up?
 Arthur Dent: Result... evil wabbit...
 Mr. Butt: Bunnies Against Humanity
 SomeCanadian: Step 3- Profit.
Image 128947   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
320
 
 Bert Bertbert: what's the magic word
 Firm Buttocks: WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT
 Knice: @Mr. Butt Awe yiss.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice m.youtube.com/…
 Knice: @Mr. Butt This is bullshit; I haven't gotten ANY corn ads. :-(
 Mr. Butt: Also, unrelatedly, I've made so many jokes about anime on here lately that I think it's affecting my targeted ads.
 Mr. Butt: Shitty imagine quality, but that's actually pretty funny.
Image 128946   09-01-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
450
 
 Bert Bertbert: @Firm Buttocks why wait, just check this here shit right out. The 90's were a fucking time!
 Trick Question: "I thought you'd be larger."
 Side Boob: Jack burton and the Pork Chop Express. It's all in the reflexes.
 Urchin: @Firm Buttocks No, the 80s are fetishized because Kurt goddamn Russell
 Slowpoke: Obviously, the 90s were all about bad trigger disclipine.
 Sandor: The Pork Chop Express rolls again
 SomeCanadian: Ain't no Russell like a Kirk Russell.
 Mr. Butt: @Firm Buttocks Wait? My friend, let me show you my Buzzfeeds. You'll only get them if you're a 90s kid.
 Firm Buttocks: I can't wait for the 90s to be fetishised solely on the basis that they were twenty years ago
Image 128945   09-01-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
817
 
 Christina: Ow. So cute, so precious, I'm gonna die!
 msmstud: Here comez an ittty bitty pounce. *squee-ee-ee-head-blows-up*
 SomeCanadian: Imma eat your soul.
Image 128944   09-01-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
500
 
 Lil Buddy: @SomeCanadian We've always suspected as much.
 Trick Question: I'm not sure BUTT STUFF is "something new" for this car owner.
 Science: I kow who I'm voting for now.
 Horatio: I didn't know @Mr. Butt was American, but he has my vote.
 Janston: Pounded in the butt by my own stuff
 msmstud: VOTE FOR BUTT STUFF!! FOUR MORE YEARS OF BUTT STUFF!
 fanny: will no one else point out that a Butt Stuff bumper sticker is on an Explorer??
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Government has never been so stimulating!
 Knice: @SomeCanadian A natural fit for Secretary of the Interior, at least! ;-)
 tib gubb: I coulda been a contenda
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Clearly, their party would have to clean-house a bit first, however.
 SomeCanadian: @Knice With such an enticing platform, I feel that ButtStuff has a lot to offer the @Korrok administration, and would make an excellent coalition government.
 Knice: Leading by a wide margin according to the exit poles.
Image 128943   09-01-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
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