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273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

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Score:
438
 
 willowsprite: @duckfarts in a man's pants?
 willowsprite: Thanks for the pic from your crotch.
 duckfarts: been there
Image 128233   08-28-16   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
666
 
 Kim: Oh, fuck no. I'very seen this before. Vimeo: The Cat With Hands
 XLY: Has science gone too far
 ShoKusogi: We're all done for! Cats now have opposable thimbs!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I cans hugs??
Image 128232   08-28-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
730
 
 Horatio: @Suburbanmom I'm not sure you understand how duck monarchies work.
 Suburbanmom: @kinggheedra Duckie for president!
 willowsprite: Creative name.
 dobbiesdoogs: @duckfarts is that the box the farts are in?
 duckfarts: please don't doxx me
 Supermansbrother: Duckie king has much to teach us.
 fanny: so much shit in those boxes, so much shit
 kinggheedra: I'd rather fight a hundred king ducks instead of one duck king.
Image 128231   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
164
 
 Slowpoke: @Korrok Well, most italian cars are red because that's the international auto racing colour for Italy. UK is green (British Racing Green) and there's a bunch of others. Yellow could be for Belgium, Malysia or Russia, or if that's "gold" it could be Mexico.
 Sadbot: @Korrok Money and taste rarely coincide
 Sadbot: @Korrok Money and taste rarely coincide
 Korrok: Or a Frenches mustard bottle?
 Korrok: Pony stickers aside, why are so many sports cars painted the color of dehydrated piss?
 willowsprite: Your five year old daughter can drive already?
 Agamemnon Triforce: This proves putting bumper stickers on sports cars is a great way to ruin them.
 statistscanfuckoff: @Whatever That's like 15 horsepower. My chainsaw has more horsepower than that. (It has a smallblock 350...)
 Whatever: That's a lot of horsepower
 whoop: My Lotus Pony
 a robot: Thanks for letting me know in advance that I don't want to talk to you.
 kalligrapher: Some cars have too much horsepower.....
 Ulillillia: @Trick Question has a sweet ride
 Nope: "Sir" its cars and coffee not cars coffee and insufferable assholes
 WaffleIron: Yup, that'll get me some nachos.
Image 128230   08-28-16   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
237
 
 duckfarts: in case of emergency, i'm sorry in advance
 Ulillillia: God O Cat
 a robot: Tacodog is not a palidrome :(
Image 128229   08-28-16   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
170
 
 whiplash: "I bought Mommy a flower for a present but she drove off and left me."
 Starky15: Cue the sad Charlie Brown music!
 ShoKusogi: That awkward moment when you bring your groceries out from the store & discover that you're car has been stolen
 duckfarts: yo dawg, there's a child seat for your child's child
 Nope: Pictured, a young Michael Cera
 WaffleIron: This is how shopping makes me feel too little buddy, lets go light some fires instead.
Image 128228   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
701
 
 FistyAnn: Yass.
 Korrok: Yes.
 Shay: You can't spell "class" without dat ass.
 Mr. Shine: I'm not gonna lie, that's a pretty sweet @ss.
 WaffleIron: New aggro-button?
Image 128227   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
245
 
 Teechur: @Gomi Day I know a guy who deals in those here in Ohio somewhere. Used to have a barn with those and a whole slew of flat-fender M38s.
 Gomi Day: @Teechur yesss. i've wanted one of those for quite awhile, now.
 Cami: Early M274.
 NoOneImportant: His oath is not sincere; his paws are crossed.
 Teechur: Do a search for M274 Mule and see a Korean War era vehicle that is a bit more refined.
 Moldred: Where the shit do you sit?
 sparename: Those back seat drivers, huh?
Image 128226   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
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 jslz: The self-assured look is what's killing it.
 jslz: toffee.
 Spazstatic: And I'll have a super salad too, please.
Image 128225   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
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 jslz: The British version of "There's Something About Mary" sucks.
 werterland: He looks so defeated about having his hair mussed. (Also, now I know why I had a Dr. Who dream last night.)
 willowsprite: Wish I had my own personal stylist. Then I'd look as awesome as David.
 froggyfresh: Someday, I'll be awesome enough to have my own Hair-Tussler too!
 Headoftheclass: Wow! My favourite Doctor AND Jack? Rad, it is, then!
Image 128224   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
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