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237950  Yurishiro: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]

237938  Not A Bot: Pimp my beetle

237951  Yurishiro: Dat muffin top

237197  carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?

237953  Yurishiro: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

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237925 Side Boob: Yup, you're boned.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
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14. bookcase: 1931 points
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 Side Boob: FABULOUS!
 Horatio: Is this Tron?
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly And Boba Funk
 grizzly: Darth Punk
Image 128131   08-28-16   Uploaded by    anonimos
 wordjones: Fuckers only gonna blame you for what happened.
 mrdiron: Lookin' for that beautiful people
 redbranch: my girlfriend
Image 128130   08-28-16   Uploaded by    gggina
 Unicorn: aw hell naw
 John Singapore: ZOOL
 Hydraxion: @Mac Only if I can occasionally remind them that I don't enjoy it
 mrmrmr: I hate The Office
 Screech: Another new power rangers, but i still have to watch the original street sharks
 Blackheart223: It should of had lasers and fought a robo-raptor.
 Mac: @Hydraxion Shhh... Let people enjoy things.
 Hydraxion: Ha, sportsball
Image 128129   08-28-16   Uploaded by    space
 Darmstadtium: She was into killing hipsters before it was cool
 John Singapore: For reason he didn't understand, John Singapore always found photoshopped writing on t-shirts to be inadequate humor.
 TFChicken: Death to baby boomers
 Blackheart223: The generation that keeps on giving.
 Cami: ...looks like the sort to load rock salt for trespassers.
 WTF: Hip to deathsters!
 fanny: too late. the hipsters are already wearing this.
 redmonkey3: Go Get 'em, g'ma!
 Supermansbrother: The shirt has a point.
 tib gubb: right on grandperson
Image 128128   08-28-16   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 AverageJoe: I shall believe in gender equality when I see an AVON male salesman...
 John Singapore: Well go ahead then... Make my coffee
 tamarindo: Fun fact, that piece of propaganda from 1943 was largely ignored until it was appropriated as a symbol of the feminist movement in the 1980s. The Rosie the Riviter museum in Richmond, CA is devoted to the ship industry during WWII with very little about the actual image.
 Scoo: Rosie can even
 Dan Tagonistic: Do it right up to the elbow
 Ulillillia: If you know what I mean.
 Cami: Kick Jerry in the panzers, that is.
 redmonkey3: Worker Organization... how cute.
 grizzly: We literally can.
 Mr. Whiskers: Riveting
Image 128127   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Weather
 dobbiesdoogs: why u do this
 Mr. Shine: Your cat is a whore. A filthy, filthy whore.
 Air Biscuit: Death to hipsters.
 Screech: Dog makeup, thats where the money is
 Borkf: I hope that's a filter
 Scoo: Maybe animal testing isn't all that bad?
 Wet farts: That's one sexy cat
 weed poop: Tastes like chicken
 Fiasco: Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Meowbelline
Image 128126   08-28-16   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
 SpaceCow: Think of it as a wallet chain for your four piece.
 Fiasco: @daisy picker Haha
 Fursona: Check out for more. Do you want to be a posh Victorian or a poor Victorian or a "Fever Steam Punk Victorian Sexy Bat"
 daisy picker: "That's not how vanity plates... you know what, whatever, that'll be seventy five dolalrs" the clerk said, with a polite but empty smile.
 Teechur: What the hell is "white headed black polish" anyway? Sounds racist to me. Oh, Polish? Like, from Poland? Ooooohhhh..... my bad.
 Sadbot: With these, I shall harness the very power of chickens! Mwahaha!
 Scoo: A friend of mine actually has one of these for her "urban farming" chickens
 redmonkey3: @whiplash - tho excellent for restraining your cock until the moment it can be safely released!
 redmonkey3: the Award Winning Chicken Harness, thank you... oh my.
 whiplash: Be sure not to tighten it too much or you'll choke your chicken.
 skillet: Chickens Love It!
 trelyate: cock holster
 Mr. Butt: Ladies....
 Fiasco: "Get The Strongest Grip To Prevent Cloacal Slip"
Image 128125   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
 f1remind: Rad for blue light switcherino
 jslz: People will go to a lot of trouble for Pokecoins.
 AverageJoe: Compared to the next president...
 tib gubb: just putting it out there, aren't ya
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Rahrahrahrah lil cheney says....attack.
 Fiasco: Dick Cheney never sleeps.
Image 128124   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
 AverageJoe: The patriots are the la li lu le lo
 Air Biscuit: The education intelligence and ergonomic information officer?
 WaffleIron: The farm stops here.
 Dr. Bathroom: CEO, DDS, MD, BAMF.
 tib gubb: "I'm the e-i-e-i-o around here, now hop to!"
Image 128123   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
 scribbs: When I worked at a funeral home a doctor once complained that he couldn't put "too many birthdays" on a death certificate.
 Borkf: @eider Seconded. Although nobody should post captioned TV of it or anything else.
 Scoo: Why not? Patient probably doesn't care...
 eider: Green Wing, fantastically funny. Check it out.
 tib gubb: hey, hey... who's the doctor, here?
 Fiasco: Clearly you can.
Image 128122   08-28-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
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