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258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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Score:
394
 
 Side Boob: FABULOUS!
 Horatio: Is this Tron?
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly And Boba Funk
 Cami: DISCO! DISCO!
 grizzly: Darth Punk
Image 128131   08-28-16   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
394
 
 wordjones: Fuckers only gonna blame you for what happened.
 mrdiron: Lookin' for that beautiful people
 redbranch: my girlfriend
Image 128130   08-28-16   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
316
 
 Unicorn: aw hell naw
 John Singapore: ZOOL
 Hydraxion: @Mac Only if I can occasionally remind them that I don't enjoy it
 mrmrmr: I hate The Office
 Screech: Another new power rangers, but i still have to watch the original street sharks
 Blackheart223: It should of had lasers and fought a robo-raptor.
 Mac: @Hydraxion Shhh... Let people enjoy things.
 Hydraxion: Ha, sportsball
Image 128129   08-28-16   Uploaded by    space
Score:
548
 
 Darmstadtium: She was into killing hipsters before it was cool
 John Singapore: For reason he didn't understand, John Singapore always found photoshopped writing on t-shirts to be inadequate humor.
 TFChicken: Death to baby boomers
 Blackheart223: The generation that keeps on giving.
 Cami: ...looks like the sort to load rock salt for trespassers.
 WTF: Hip to deathsters!
 fanny: too late. the hipsters are already wearing this.
 redmonkey3: Go Get 'em, g'ma!
 Supermansbrother: The shirt has a point.
 tib gubb: right on grandperson
Image 128128   08-28-16   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
529
 
 AverageJoe: I shall believe in gender equality when I see an AVON male salesman...
 John Singapore: Well go ahead then... Make my coffee
 tamarindo: Fun fact, that piece of propaganda from 1943 was largely ignored until it was appropriated as a symbol of the feminist movement in the 1980s. The Rosie the Riviter museum in Richmond, CA is devoted to the ship industry during WWII with very little about the actual image.
 Scoo: Rosie can even
 Dan Tagonistic: Do it right up to the elbow
 Ulillillia: If you know what I mean.
 Cami: Kick Jerry in the panzers, that is.
 redmonkey3: Worker Organization... how cute.
 grizzly: We literally can.
 Mr. Whiskers: Riveting
Image 128127   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
328
 
 dobbiesdoogs: why u do this
 Mr. Shine: Your cat is a whore. A filthy, filthy whore.
 Air Biscuit: Death to hipsters.
 Screech: Dog makeup, thats where the money is
 Borkf: I hope that's a filter
 Scoo: Maybe animal testing isn't all that bad?
 Wet farts: That's one sexy cat
 weed poop: Tastes like chicken
 Fiasco: Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Meowbelline
Image 128126   08-28-16   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
332
 
 SpaceCow: Think of it as a wallet chain for your four piece.
 Fiasco: @daisy picker Haha
 Fursona: Check out smiffys.com for more. Do you want to be a posh Victorian or a poor Victorian or a "Fever Steam Punk Victorian Sexy Bat"
 daisy picker: "That's not how vanity plates... you know what, whatever, that'll be seventy five dolalrs" the clerk said, with a polite but empty smile.
 Teechur: What the hell is "white headed black polish" anyway? Sounds racist to me. Oh, Polish? Like, from Poland? Ooooohhhh..... my bad.
 Sadbot: With these, I shall harness the very power of chickens! Mwahaha!
 Scoo: A friend of mine actually has one of these for her "urban farming" chickens
 redmonkey3: @whiplash - tho excellent for restraining your cock until the moment it can be safely released!
 redmonkey3: the Award Winning Chicken Harness, thank you... oh my.
 whiplash: Be sure not to tighten it too much or you'll choke your chicken.
 skillet: Chickens Love It!
 trelyate: cock holster
 Mr. Butt: Ladies....
 Fiasco: "Get The Strongest Grip To Prevent Cloacal Slip"
Image 128125   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
316
 
 f1remind: Rad for blue light switcherino
 jslz: People will go to a lot of trouble for Pokecoins.
 AverageJoe: Compared to the next president...
 tib gubb: just putting it out there, aren't ya
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Rahrahrahrah lil cheney says....attack.
 Fiasco: Dick Cheney never sleeps.
Image 128124   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
234
 
 AverageJoe: The patriots are the la li lu le lo
 Air Biscuit: The education intelligence and ergonomic information officer?
 WaffleIron: The farm stops here.
 Dr. Bathroom: CEO, DDS, MD, BAMF.
 tib gubb: "I'm the e-i-e-i-o around here, now hop to!"
Image 128123   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
214
 
 scribbs: When I worked at a funeral home a doctor once complained that he couldn't put "too many birthdays" on a death certificate.
 Borkf: @eider Seconded. Although nobody should post captioned TV of it or anything else.
 Scoo: Why not? Patient probably doesn't care...
 eider: Green Wing, fantastically funny. Check it out.
 tib gubb: hey, hey... who's the doctor, here?
 Fiasco: Clearly you can.
Image 128122   08-28-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
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