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221257  jochenau: @ignatz…

221179  doggggggie: Which side did it defect to?

221253  Hosebag: I identify as a apple now, so stop oppressing me.

221261  Hosebag: I 3D printed my diploma. Fuck that shit.

221262  Not A Bot: Boom goes the dynamite!

221262  Hosebag: @superfudge They've got lots of sluts in Vegas.

221179  jokertothethief: I had no idea that inanimate objects could defect.

221290  bug: CLeaning BAd

221278  Hosebag: @trucker I drive through DC. I think about death every day.

221273  jochenau: Swan Lake

221180  pewdiepie: ...I'm not even trying anymore.

220766  Hosebag: @Flapdoodle That's gonna leave a mark.

221259  copunter: ... so they'll push back!

221180  sad face: What the fuck happened to the 70 and 80 degree readings?

221224  Robespierre: Northern Tier people: Soon...


221180  kensin: I absolutely do not get this reference.

221281  anonimos: $100 says they're from Calgary. Can't park or drive to save their life.

221287  Pizza: About the beer, I mean.

221287  Pizza: Well they have a point.

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221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

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 Amy Housewine: If you only read lines 1, 3, and 5 then you miss line six, which is the one that tells to you only read the other three. How can this paradox be resolved?
 mrwiffler: Must like being chained to pole in basement...
 SunWukong: This joke predates time.
Image 128120   08-28-16   Uploaded by    buffalo
 XLY: chickenchuckle
 frenchrevolution: Elephantamps
 Korrok: Coelacanth waves.
 TFChicken: Monkeyblast
 Moldred: Iguanewtons
 EvilOtter: Otterstroke
 WaffleIron: A Birdrogate is equivalent to about 10 watts.
 Musician: Marmosetfart
 Teechur: Perhaps the SlothNull would be appropriate for road repair in Ohio.
 Borkf: Ottervelocity
 Magma Safe: WhaleWatts
 TurkeyVulture: Llama. Thrust.
 Scoo: Chickenergs
 Noremak: FalconPUNCH!
 Mr. Butt: Power Rangers: Zebraforce
 Amy Housewine: Zebraforce was my favourite 80s action cartoon.
 Yttermayn : Catspite
 Red: dragonforce
 Fiasco: Humanstupidity
 Rorel: Pigburst
 WTF: Apeshit
 mrwiffler: Antpressure
 Rorel: Goatrage
 mrwiffler: monkeyvim
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 Science: PLease note that assholes have cut off its fins and tossed it back into the water to die.
 sumodrsn: Wait...c'mon Gordon, just wait. This will totally work.
 GiveMePlus: rip in peace...
 Air Biscuit: " i know i cant breathe on land but thats where all the best food is!"
 Peter Pantsless: Candygram
 TFChicken: Being a shark was your first mistake
 Borkf: He ded
 Starky15: Draw me like one of your French sharks.
 Cami: I like shark. If I found one alive and beached I'd be trying to figure a way to get it home for butchering.
 Mr. Butt: Nice selfie, you cartilaginous asshole.
 mrwiffler: poor thing
 Teechur: Stupid humans always saying, "Hey! Let's go to the beach!" like it's a fun thing to do.
 Fiasco: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
 Firm Buttocks: Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!
 Theta Zero: I'd help you back in the water but I'm horrified you might kill me as thanks.
Image 128118   08-28-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
 burritos: Irish you wouldn't buy all your t-shirts at Walmart
 queezy farm: voted rad for obvious reasons
 sorghum: Keep on felching in the free world
 mrwiffler: less ning!
 mrdiron: Morning McFap? Perfect.
 Firm Buttocks: There's already too much ning
Image 128117   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
 Teechur: Must have needed more ning.
 tib gubb: alas, the fallen burg
 Theta Zero: Herein lies the fallen king.
Image 128116   08-28-16   Uploaded by    elmosco
 FatTigerWoods: Very yuck
 Firm Buttocks: I never liked that show, I just couldn't get into the premise
 Rorel: Catedoge. Catedoge. Alone in the worlde was a little catedoge.
 Amy Housewine: double trouble wow such abomination
 Pizza: You think this is a motherfucking game?
 Red: alone in the world
 fumbduck: kill pls
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 smusher: surf's up!... permanently
 Starky15: Dammit Iceman, cut the crap
 Cami: Darn it! I can't work with this/
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 Mr. Butt: Fuck Keemstar
 tib gubb: beeeeest frieeeeends...
 Fiasco: I am Ozymandias, King of Kings! Look upon pretty much literally every fucking thing, ye pug, and tremble.
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 Air Biscuit: This exercises the arm.
 FistyAnn: Zen as a Hindu cow.
 Starky15: And that's how you fix a prolapse rectum.
 grizzly: A minor disaster is no reason to skip out on the gym.
 RetrogradeRun: All those cable curls finally paying off.
 mrwiffler: you are going to die
 Fiasco: Be sure to yank yourself properly before you assist in the yanking of others.
 VoR: Yank it real good
 fumbduck: Don't use your Pikachu sex doll in public.
 tib gubb: this boat comes standard with a flotation april o'neil
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 Larp Belb: Copyright infringement is your best entertainment value
 Scoo: Get on up like a sex machine
 Cami: Asinine.
 redmonkey3: @Mr. Shine - HALLELUJAH!!!
 Fiasco: "Attn Kyle: quit fucking faking Kyle you fucking faker. -mgmt"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Unfortunately wheelchair ejection seats never caught on so many were lost in avoidab
 Mr. Shine: Somebody say HALLELUJAH!!
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