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267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

267858  Shay: @Spazstatic Worse: youtu.be/…

267940  Eleftheros: they misaligned the screenprinting

267951  Eleftheros: "I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it"

267953  Side Boob: Silly foreigners driving on the wrong side :P

267930  Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267934  Mad Collager: Donald Trump's chihuahua.

267945  Mad Collager: @Knice ...flooded because of FEMA money transfers to ICE.

267921  Not A Bot: Oh, my?

267946  Jotun: She looks nice.

267951  Mad Collager: Don't look now, but I think your system has a bug.

267952  Eleftheros: *clicks headphones*

267949  Side Boob: @Spazstatic Ra-men, brother.

267823  LurkedMoar: @dangerkeith3000 Firefly Trek Wars GATE

267949  Spazstatic: Blessed is he who may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

267948  PenguinBartender: Cat ambush imminent.

267946  barfolomew: @fanny now, where could my pipe be

267889  Korrok: Convenient.

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9. VeeKay
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267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.



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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
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11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
181
 
 Amy Housewine: If you only read lines 1, 3, and 5 then you miss line six, which is the one that tells to you only read the other three. How can this paradox be resolved?
 mrwiffler: Must like being chained to pole in basement...
 SunWukong: This joke predates time.
Image 128120   08-28-16   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
243
 
 XLY: chickenchuckle
 frenchrevolution: Elephantamps
 Korrok: Coelacanth waves.
 TFChicken: Monkeyblast
 Moldred: Iguanewtons
 EvilOtter: Otterstroke
 WaffleIron: A Birdrogate is equivalent to about 10 watts.
 Musician: Marmosetfart
 Teechur: Perhaps the SlothNull would be appropriate for road repair in Ohio.
 Borkf: Ottervelocity
 Magma Safe: WhaleWatts
 Borm Pumpies: Llama. Thrust.
 Scoo: Chickenergs
 Noremak: FalconPUNCH!
 Mr. Butt: Power Rangers: Zebraforce
 Amy Housewine: Zebraforce was my favourite 80s action cartoon.
 Yttermayn : Catspite
 eider: PONYPOWER
 Red: dragonforce
 Fiasco: Humanstupidity
 Rorel: Pigburst
 WTF: Apeshit
 mrwiffler: Antpressure
 Rorel: Goatrage
 mrwiffler: monkeyvim
Image 128119   08-28-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
167
 
 Science: PLease note that assholes have cut off its fins and tossed it back into the water to die.
 sumodrsn: Wait...c'mon Gordon, just wait. This will totally work.
 GiveMePlus: rip in peace...
 Air Biscuit: " i know i cant breathe on land but thats where all the best food is!"
 Peter Pantsless: Candygram
 TFChicken: Being a shark was your first mistake
 Borkf: He ded
 Starky15: Draw me like one of your French sharks.
 Cami: I like shark. If I found one alive and beached I'd be trying to figure a way to get it home for butchering.
 Mr. Butt: Nice selfie, you cartilaginous asshole.
 mrwiffler: poor thing
 Teechur: Stupid humans always saying, "Hey! Let's go to the beach!" like it's a fun thing to do.
 Fiasco: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
 Firm Buttocks: Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!
 elronhubard: I'd help you back in the water but I'm horrified you might kill me as thanks.
Image 128118   08-28-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
144
 
 burritos: Irish you wouldn't buy all your t-shirts at Walmart
 queezy farm: voted rad for obvious reasons
 sorghum: Keep on felching in the free world
 mrwiffler: less ning!
 mrdiron: Morning McFap? Perfect.
 Firm Buttocks: There's already too much ning
Image 128117   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
180
 
 Teechur: Must have needed more ning.
 tib gubb: alas, the fallen burg
 morakdais: Herein lies the fallen king.
Image 128116   08-28-16   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
195
 
 FatTigerWoods: Very yuck
 Firm Buttocks: I never liked that show, I just couldn't get into the premise
 Rorel: Catedoge. Catedoge. Alone in the worlde was a little catedoge.
 Amy Housewine: double trouble wow such abomination
 Pizza: You think this is a motherfucking game?
 Red: alone in the world
 fumbduck: kill pls
Image 128115   08-28-16   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
312
 
 smusher: surf's up!... permanently
 Starky15: Dammit Iceman, cut the crap
 Cami: Darn it! I can't work with this/
 Fiasco: ICELANDIC ULTRA BLUE
Image 128114   08-28-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
387
 
 Mr. Butt: Fuck Keemstar
 tib gubb: beeeeest frieeeeends...
 Fiasco: I am Ozymandias, King of Kings! Look upon pretty much literally every fucking thing, ye pug, and tremble.
Image 128113   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
211
 
 Air Biscuit: This exercises the arm.
 FistyAnn: Zen as a Hindu cow.
 Starky15: And that's how you fix a prolapse rectum.
 grizzly: A minor disaster is no reason to skip out on the gym.
 RetrogradeRun: All those cable curls finally paying off.
 mrwiffler: you are going to die
 Fiasco: Be sure to yank yourself properly before you assist in the yanking of others.
 VoR: Yank it real good
 fumbduck: Don't use your Pikachu sex doll in public.
 tib gubb: this boat comes standard with a flotation april o'neil
Image 128112   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
260
 
 Larp Belb: Copyright infringement is your best entertainment value
 Scoo: Get on up like a sex machine
 Cami: Asinine.
 redmonkey3: @Mr. Shine - HALLELUJAH!!!
 Fiasco: "Attn Kyle: quit fucking faking Kyle you fucking faker. -mgmt"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Unfortunately wheelchair ejection seats never caught on so many were lost in avoidab
 Mr. Shine: Somebody say HALLELUJAH!!
Image 128111   08-28-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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