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254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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Score:
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 Amy Housewine: If you only read lines 1, 3, and 5 then you miss line six, which is the one that tells to you only read the other three. How can this paradox be resolved?
 mrwiffler: Must like being chained to pole in basement...
 SunWukong: This joke predates time.
Image 128120   08-28-16   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
243
 
 XLY: chickenchuckle
 frenchrevolution: Elephantamps
 Korrok: Coelacanth waves.
 TFChicken: Monkeyblast
 Moldred: Iguanewtons
 EvilOtter: Otterstroke
 WaffleIron: A Birdrogate is equivalent to about 10 watts.
 Musician: Marmosetfart
 Teechur: Perhaps the SlothNull would be appropriate for road repair in Ohio.
 Borkf: Ottervelocity
 Magma Safe: WhaleWatts
 TurkeyVulture: Llama. Thrust.
 Scoo: Chickenergs
 Noremak: FalconPUNCH!
 Mr. Butt: Power Rangers: Zebraforce
 Amy Housewine: Zebraforce was my favourite 80s action cartoon.
 Yttermayn : Catspite
 eider: PONYPOWER
 Red: dragonforce
 Fiasco: Humanstupidity
 Rorel: Pigburst
 WTF: Apeshit
 mrwiffler: Antpressure
 Rorel: Goatrage
 mrwiffler: monkeyvim
Image 128119   08-28-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
167
 
 Science: PLease note that assholes have cut off its fins and tossed it back into the water to die.
 sumodrsn: Wait...c'mon Gordon, just wait. This will totally work.
 GiveMePlus: rip in peace...
 Air Biscuit: " i know i cant breathe on land but thats where all the best food is!"
 Peter Pantsless: Candygram
 TFChicken: Being a shark was your first mistake
 Borkf: He ded
 Starky15: Draw me like one of your French sharks.
 Cami: I like shark. If I found one alive and beached I'd be trying to figure a way to get it home for butchering.
 Mr. Butt: Nice selfie, you cartilaginous asshole.
 mrwiffler: poor thing
 Teechur: Stupid humans always saying, "Hey! Let's go to the beach!" like it's a fun thing to do.
 Fiasco: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
 Firm Buttocks: Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!
 Theta Zero: I'd help you back in the water but I'm horrified you might kill me as thanks.
Image 128118   08-28-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
144
 
 burritos: Irish you wouldn't buy all your t-shirts at Walmart
 queezy farm: voted rad for obvious reasons
 sorghum: Keep on felching in the free world
 mrwiffler: less ning!
 mrdiron: Morning McFap? Perfect.
 Firm Buttocks: There's already too much ning
Image 128117   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
180
 
 Teechur: Must have needed more ning.
 tib gubb: alas, the fallen burg
 Theta Zero: Herein lies the fallen king.
Image 128116   08-28-16   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
195
 
 FatTigerWoods: Very yuck
 Firm Buttocks: I never liked that show, I just couldn't get into the premise
 Rorel: Catedoge. Catedoge. Alone in the worlde was a little catedoge.
 Amy Housewine: double trouble wow such abomination
 Pizza: You think this is a motherfucking game?
 Red: alone in the world
 fumbduck: kill pls
Image 128115   08-28-16   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
312
 
 smusher: surf's up!... permanently
 Starky15: Dammit Iceman, cut the crap
 Cami: Darn it! I can't work with this/
 Fiasco: ICELANDIC ULTRA BLUE
Image 128114   08-28-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
387
 
 Mr. Butt: Fuck Keemstar
 tib gubb: beeeeest frieeeeends...
 Fiasco: I am Ozymandias, King of Kings! Look upon pretty much literally every fucking thing, ye pug, and tremble.
Image 128113   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
211
 
 Air Biscuit: This exercises the arm.
 FistyAnn: Zen as a Hindu cow.
 Starky15: And that's how you fix a prolapse rectum.
 grizzly: A minor disaster is no reason to skip out on the gym.
 RetrogradeRun: All those cable curls finally paying off.
 mrwiffler: you are going to die
 Fiasco: Be sure to yank yourself properly before you assist in the yanking of others.
 VoR: Yank it real good
 fumbduck: Don't use your Pikachu sex doll in public.
 tib gubb: this boat comes standard with a flotation april o'neil
Image 128112   08-28-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
260
 
 Larp Belb: Copyright infringement is your best entertainment value
 Scoo: Get on up like a sex machine
 Cami: Asinine.
 redmonkey3: @Mr. Shine - HALLELUJAH!!!
 Fiasco: "Attn Kyle: quit fucking faking Kyle you fucking faker. -mgmt"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Unfortunately wheelchair ejection seats never caught on so many were lost in avoidab
 Mr. Shine: Somebody say HALLELUJAH!!
Image 128111   08-28-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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