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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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 whiplash: Are Asians really better at math? If true, this would explain that.
 scribbs: @grizzly A comment that groan-worthy has to be marked as great!
 grizzly: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cos you're an angle.
 duckfarts: Wow, nice tan!
 Teechur: Hey, baby. What's your sine?
Image 127918   08-27-16   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
331
 
 luxuslurch: never go full animal
 tea: Rad for this @Galacta
 midnightmosesuk: I'm animalsing as hard and as fast as I can.
 Galacta: just don't
 Mad Collager: These Oriental vegans are out of control.
 Cami: ..because sign.
 a robot: I accidentally the whole animals
 Fishy: Why can't I hold all these animals?
 ShoKusogi: I forgot how to animal, so that doesn't apply to me.
 Fishy: Literally cannot animals right now
 Amy Housewine: Do not animals: that's the FIRST thing they teach you.
 Firm Buttocks: Good advice
 Korrok: FO,S,IDWIW!
Image 127917   08-27-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
502
 
 midnightmosesuk: Bastards from spaaaaaace!
 Mad Collager: Well there's you problem!
 pirate: lololololol
 duckfarts: Charlie Brown can't catch a break
 Bob: I want to believe.
 San DoDo: Quite
Image 127916   08-27-16   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
206
 
 Lestrange: The happiest place on Earth!
 hairy: population: you
 AdaMan: It is a desolate place, lacking in hope and merriment
 ShoKusogi: Only time population increases is when people move *into* town
 Firm Buttocks: Also known as Richard Branson's house and grounds
Image 127915   08-27-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
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338
 
 Rishky: Truck-scaping
 Mad Collager: These vehicles were often seen in the heaviest fighting of the turf wars.
 Hosebag: I caught these guys sodomizing my lawn last summer.
 duckfarts: green vehicle
Image 127914   08-27-16   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
244
 
 XLY: she's one of the bros, tis fine
 waffles: Haw haw haw; them white folks; I tell you WHUT.
 Trick Question: #freebleeding
 a robot: Her foot has a bandage on it. It came from her foot.
 scribbs: See her Youtube channel for more hilarious pranks with food coloring!
 Greek Fire: @WTF ROLL TIDE
 ShoKusogi: @RetrogradeRun Do you want her to attract sharks? Because that's how you get sharks.
 Peter Pantsless: Watch out for sharks!
 WTF: And that's how you get Red Tide.
 Headoftheclass: Where will you be when....
 RetrogradeRun: How do you even handle a situation like that? I'd want to, somehow, tell her politely she might want to get into the water.
 Slamajama: When Tampax extra super is not enough
 Bert Bertbert: "no"
Image 127913   08-27-16   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
235
 
 totaljihad: You think she's big over there? Imagine if she was 13 miles closer!
 Mad Collager: Watch it Pooch! You'll give her husband ideas.
 Teechur: Just read somewhere that certain subways will only allow pets to ride if they are in carriers. We will be seeing more of this.
 Murdertaco: That doggo is strong
 Slamajama: Get a room you two
 redmonkey3: The only way to travel...
Image 127912   08-27-16   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
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 Mad Collager: Well, most of them don't run the Fed.
 Warrax: I would have enjoyed this image without the caption.
 Teechur: Also old yellers. Wait, he ain't yellin' anymore.
 Firm Buttocks: Also guys
Image 127911   08-27-16   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
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 Greek Fire: Despicable Me is a way better song than Happy.
 redmonkey3: 10/10 !
Image 127910   08-27-16   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
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 Teechur: I'll ass-ent to this.
Image 127909   08-27-16   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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