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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham



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 whiplash: Are Asians really better at math? If true, this would explain that.
 scribbs: @grizzly A comment that groan-worthy has to be marked as great!
 grizzly: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cos you're an angle.
 duckfarts: Wow, nice tan!
 Teechur: Hey, baby. What's your sine?
Image 127918   08-27-16   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
331
 
 luxuslurch: never go full animal
 tea: Rad for this @Galacta
 midnightmosesuk: I'm animalsing as hard and as fast as I can.
 Galacta: just don't
 Mad Collager: These Oriental vegans are out of control.
 Cami: ..because sign.
 a robot: I accidentally the whole animals
 Fishy: Why can't I hold all these animals?
 ShoKusogi: I forgot how to animal, so that doesn't apply to me.
 Fishy: Literally cannot animals right now
 Amy Housewine: Do not animals: that's the FIRST thing they teach you.
 Firm Buttocks: Good advice
 Lil Buddy: FO,S,IDWIW!
Image 127917   08-27-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
502
 
 midnightmosesuk: Bastards from spaaaaaace!
 Mad Collager: Well there's you problem!
 pirate: lololololol
 duckfarts: Charlie Brown can't catch a break
 Bob: I want to believe.
 San DoDo: Quite
Image 127916   08-27-16   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
206
 
 Lestrange: The happiest place on Earth!
 hairy: population: you
 AdaMan: It is a desolate place, lacking in hope and merriment
 ShoKusogi: Only time population increases is when people move *into* town
 Firm Buttocks: Also known as Richard Branson's house and grounds
Image 127915   08-27-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
338
 
 Rishky: Truck-scaping
 Mad Collager: These vehicles were often seen in the heaviest fighting of the turf wars.
 Hosebag: I caught these guys sodomizing my lawn last summer.
 duckfarts: green vehicle
Image 127914   08-27-16   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
244
 
 XLY: she's one of the bros, tis fine
 waffles: Haw haw haw; them white folks; I tell you WHUT.
 Trick Question: #freebleeding
 a robot: Her foot has a bandage on it. It came from her foot.
 scribbs: See her Youtube channel for more hilarious pranks with food coloring!
 Greek Fire: @WTF ROLL TIDE
 ShoKusogi: @RetrogradeRun Do you want her to attract sharks? Because that's how you get sharks.
 Peter Pantsless: Watch out for sharks!
 WTF: And that's how you get Red Tide.
 Headoftheclass: Where will you be when....
 RetrogradeRun: How do you even handle a situation like that? I'd want to, somehow, tell her politely she might want to get into the water.
 Slamajama: When Tampax extra super is not enough
 Bert Bertbert: "no"
Image 127913   08-27-16   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
235
 
 totaljihad: You think she's big over there? Imagine if she was 13 miles closer!
 Mad Collager: Watch it Pooch! You'll give her husband ideas.
 Teechur: Just read somewhere that certain subways will only allow pets to ride if they are in carriers. We will be seeing more of this.
 Murdertaco: That doggo is strong
 Slamajama: Get a room you two
 redmonkey3: The only way to travel...
Image 127912   08-27-16   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
26
 
 Mad Collager: Well, most of them don't run the Fed.
 Warrax: I would have enjoyed this image without the caption.
 Teechur: Also old yellers. Wait, he ain't yellin' anymore.
 Firm Buttocks: Also guys
Image 127911   08-27-16   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
429
 
 Greek Fire: Despicable Me is a way better song than Happy.
 redmonkey3: 10/10 !
Image 127910   08-27-16   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
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 Teechur: I'll ass-ent to this.
Image 127909   08-27-16   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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