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233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

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9. Yurishiro
10. carpwoman

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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

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Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)

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 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 Bluetocracy: The one in the middle says, "Yes, I am the seal of approval. We are okay with this."
 Bernie 2016: Pu$$y magnet
 Blackheart223: Cunning disguise!
 el jefe: guarding bin laden's grave
 Christina: They are sealing.
Image 127779   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
 Bluetocracy: State Farm knows where Diarrhea will strike.
 Wet farts: @Scoo that's my neighbor. Our shit gets confused all the time.
 Scoo: Goddamn it, for the last time, it's @Wet Farts
 Spazstatic: @SomeCanadian All the "juicy" info is.
 SomeCanadian: @Spazstatic That sort of information is classified.
 Spazstatic: Isn't that how it normally is? Can it be dry?
 tamarindo: I guess that narrows down the list of who sold your name.
Image 127778   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
 Supermansbrother: FRANK!
 Donut: Sure, I like Hotline Miami as much as the next guy...
 Beerarchy: The Mark of Scribbolo
Image 127777   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Jeannie C: @Jaunty Shrimp Afraid I have to lean toward @ratwa here. His friend's experience is a good illustration of why 14 year olds make the best terrorists. They have poor judgement, think is black and white terms, do not understand how their actions affect others, and have a touching faith in their own invulnerability. The only thing to do is hang on and wait for them to grow up or, at least, get older. You are right: some are rad. My experience though, not most.
 Korrok: Mmmmm...
 Jaunty Shrimp: @ratwa I actually think most kids are rad
 ratwa: Kids are big shitheads - when my buddy grounded his 12yo stepdaughter for staying out past midnight she told the police he had molested her. She finally admitted it was a lie she had concocted to get back at him for grounding her, but not until he had come under serious suspicion and had been dragged through the deepest mud of public opinion.
 Supermansbrother: I like the makeup but the boob sweat?
 Knice: u r doin me a shit myself
 PenguinBartender: Bioshock 4 seems to be coming along nicely.
 Christina: Broken but still pretty.
Image 127776   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 Bluetocracy: I swear officer, I just had one glass of wine!
 whiplash: Drink out of the bottle? Why, that's what alcoholics do!
 brutal: love it
 Dan Tagonistic: 'divorcee' sized glass
 tamarindo: Perspective is fun.
 WTF: HiberNol lets you sleep through the entire flu season.
 Phillee: better than those tower of pisa pics
 Flirb Dampumple: true story. A girl at a party didn't believe a burgundy glass could hold a whole bottle of wine. I said I'd prove it but she'd have to drink the whole thing. We both lost.
Image 127775   08-26-16   Uploaded by    runny999
 Bluetocracy: Pretty smug looking pooch, there. You just ate the remote for a stereo that's older than dirt. Now, your owner has to buy a new system & is secretly thanking you for it. You rock!
 XLY: Yeah I did it! And I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
 Jaunty Shrimp: "Howzabout a treat for this good boy?"
 burritos: Rip in peace........
 au bon pain: This can go to hell
 Dick Inspector: That's not even remotely funny.
 Donut: "What? All you do is watch ESPN anyway."
 PenguinBartender: hu, hu, hu.
 Christina: Must be a tasty remote.
 tamarindo: I like his doghouse, actually. Taking inspiration.
 Supermansbrother: I see what you did, there.
Image 127774   08-26-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Bluetocracy: Excuse me, have you seen the rest of my paws?
 breadtoaster: Voted rad for this @Christina
 tamarindo: @Christina @Fiasco ... that's not nearly as interesting as I hoped.
 Fiasco: @tamarindo I think just by virtue of being a cat on the internet.
 Christina: @tamarindo "Cats on the internet" is a meme.
 tamarindo: @Christina is it? I didn't recognize it. What's it known as?
 Christina: @tamarindo Actually, it's also a meme.
 tamarindo: Yup, it's a cat. On the internet.
 Ulillillia: She knows what you did.
Image 127773   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Blackheart223: I love me some Chris Foss crazy '80s sci-fi.
 ignatz: Meanwhile, Rad for Chris Foss
 Bert Bertbert: @KL1NGON And in the end it all goes piss yellow :/
 Largehand: @KL1NGON you gotta prove you're an aggronaut if you want to ride the friendly spaceship
 Mitchell: @KL1NGON Doot dee doot
 SunWukong: @KL1NGON try caps lock. Can't hear you from up here.
 KL1NGON: Once I was blue, didn't visit for awhile and found that I've been downgraded to green. Green dammit! Do you know how long I worked to get it up to blue? Do you even care? It's like a trap, or life... you have to stay active to stay relevant. Eventually you come to the conclusion that the tags and labels are for others, and you really don't care if you're a green or blue user and that all tags and labels are really arbitrary values assigned by some faceless and self-serving entity,
Image 127772   08-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Bluetocracy: Transformers: Factorycons
 a robot: Living the dream
 Teechur: That's one happy-ass destructobot.
 SomeCanadian: I'm great and people like meeeee!!!
 Stonewyvvern: GIANT...ROBOT...BABIES!
 Supermansbrother: Doot dee doot.
Image 127771   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 WaffleIron: The next day the chair goes missing
 Dreforian: The twist that surprised nobody: batteries fell out and got wedged in the machinery of the recliner for all eternity
 Rorel: Chaining the controller doesn't reverse the effects of slavery.
 Amy Housewine: Walkies!
Image 127770   08-26-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
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