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249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249451 Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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Score:
783
 
 Bluetocracy: The one in the middle says, "Yes, I am the seal of approval. We are okay with this."
 Bernie 2016: Pu$$y magnet
 Blackheart223: Cunning disguise!
 el jefe: guarding bin laden's grave
 Christina: They are sealing.
Image 127779   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
327
 
 Bluetocracy: State Farm knows where Diarrhea will strike.
 Wet farts: @Scoo that's my neighbor. Our shit gets confused all the time.
 Scoo: Goddamn it, for the last time, it's @Wet Farts
 Spazstatic: @SomeCanadian All the "juicy" info is.
 SomeCanadian: @Spazstatic That sort of information is classified.
 Spazstatic: Isn't that how it normally is? Can it be dry?
 tamarindo: I guess that narrows down the list of who sold your name.
Image 127778   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
251
 
 Supermansbrother: FRANK!
 Donut: Sure, I like Hotline Miami as much as the next guy...
 Beerarchy: The Mark of Scribbolo
Image 127777   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
618
 
 Jeannie C: @Jaunty Shrimp Afraid I have to lean toward @ratwa here. His friend's experience is a good illustration of why 14 year olds make the best terrorists. They have poor judgement, think is black and white terms, do not understand how their actions affect others, and have a touching faith in their own invulnerability. The only thing to do is hang on and wait for them to grow up or, at least, get older. You are right: some are rad. My experience though, not most.
 Korrok: Mmmmm...
 Jaunty Shrimp: @ratwa I actually think most kids are rad
 ratwa: Kids are big shitheads - when my buddy grounded his 12yo stepdaughter for staying out past midnight she told the police he had molested her. She finally admitted it was a lie she had concocted to get back at him for grounding her, but not until he had come under serious suspicion and had been dragged through the deepest mud of public opinion.
 Supermansbrother: I like the makeup but the boob sweat?
 Knice: u r doin me a shit myself
 PenguinBartender: Bioshock 4 seems to be coming along nicely.
 Janston: AM I PRETTY NOW, DADDY, PLEASE, BABY PRETTY? PLEASE, DADDY, PLEASE,
 Christina: Broken but still pretty.
Image 127776   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
472
 
 Bluetocracy: I swear officer, I just had one glass of wine!
 whiplash: Drink out of the bottle? Why, that's what alcoholics do!
 brutal: love it
 Dan Tagonistic: 'divorcee' sized glass
 tamarindo: Perspective is fun.
 WTF: HiberNol lets you sleep through the entire flu season.
 Phillee: better than those tower of pisa pics
 Flirb Dampumple: true story. A girl at a party didn't believe a burgundy glass could hold a whole bottle of wine. I said I'd prove it but she'd have to drink the whole thing. We both lost.
Image 127775   08-26-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
835
 
 Bluetocracy: Pretty smug looking pooch, there. You just ate the remote for a stereo that's older than dirt. Now, your owner has to buy a new system & is secretly thanking you for it. You rock!
 XLY: Yeah I did it! And I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
 Jaunty Shrimp: "Howzabout a treat for this good boy?"
 burritos: Rip in peace........
 au bon pain: This can go to hell
 Dick Inspector: That's not even remotely funny.
 Donut: "What? All you do is watch ESPN anyway."
 PenguinBartender: hu, hu, hu.
 Christina: Must be a tasty remote.
 tamarindo: I like his doghouse, actually. Taking inspiration.
 Supermansbrother: I see what you did, there.
Image 127774   08-26-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
374
 
 Bluetocracy: Excuse me, have you seen the rest of my paws?
 breadtoaster: Voted rad for this @Christina
 tamarindo: @Christina @Fiasco ... that's not nearly as interesting as I hoped.
 Fiasco: @tamarindo I think just by virtue of being a cat on the internet.
 Christina: @tamarindo "Cats on the internet" is a meme.
 tamarindo: @Christina is it? I didn't recognize it. What's it known as?
 Christina: @tamarindo Actually, it's also a meme.
 tamarindo: Yup, it's a cat. On the internet.
 Ulillillia: She knows what you did.
Image 127773   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
502
 
 Blackheart223: I love me some Chris Foss crazy '80s sci-fi.
 ignatz: Meanwhile, Rad for Chris Foss
 Bert Bertbert: @KL1NGON And in the end it all goes piss yellow :/
 Largehand: @KL1NGON you gotta prove you're an aggronaut if you want to ride the friendly spaceship
 Mitchell: @KL1NGON Doot dee doot
 SunWukong: @KL1NGON try caps lock. Can't hear you from up here.
 KL1NGON: Once I was blue, didn't visit for awhile and found that I've been downgraded to green. Green dammit! Do you know how long I worked to get it up to blue? Do you even care? It's like a trap, or life... you have to stay active to stay relevant. Eventually you come to the conclusion that the tags and labels are for others, and you really don't care if you're a green or blue user and that all tags and labels are really arbitrary values assigned by some faceless and self-serving entity,
Image 127772   08-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
489
 
 Bluetocracy: Transformers: Factorycons
 a robot: Living the dream
 Teechur: That's one happy-ass destructobot.
 SomeCanadian: I'm great and people like meeeee!!!
 Stonewyvvern: GIANT...ROBOT...BABIES!
 Supermansbrother: Doot dee doot.
Image 127771   08-26-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
266
 
 WaffleIron: The next day the chair goes missing
 Dreforian: The twist that surprised nobody: batteries fell out and got wedged in the machinery of the recliner for all eternity
 Rorel: Chaining the controller doesn't reverse the effects of slavery.
 Amy Housewine: Walkies!
Image 127770   08-26-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
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