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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
727
 
 Flarmie: Is this how females masturbate? Can anyone confirm?
 Spazstatic: My brain encountered an unrecoverable error and had to be restarted to process this correctly.
 Magma Safe: Neat
 Peter Pantsless: She finally found someone that can tolerate her. Also I agree with @Lestrange
 Lestrange: That is fluffing brilliant.
Image 127579   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
714
 
 Jeannie C: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 a robot: I FUCKING LOVE FLOWERS!!
 Mr. Shine: Hee hee hee hee hee!
 Lestrange: OMG my feels
 San DoDo: Stahp, it tickles
 PenguinBartender: "Look ma! I'm a bee!"
 Firm Buttocks: fuck im high
Image 127578   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
339
 
 Jeannie C: @EvilOtter ; )
 EvilOtter: @Jeannie C - I know. But it's funny. ;)
 Jeannie C: @EvilOtter Thanks for that. There are things that can never be unseen. Still, seriously, you would be amazed what wiccans look like; and do for a living. Not all of them are herbalists or fortune tellers, or even women.
 EvilOtter: @Jeannie C Google "Wat Lady".
 Jeannie C: @EvilOtter What do they look like then?
 dorian: Boogala, big boy!
 million laffs: That cat is going to pwn the shit on the run way.....something something catwalk pun.
 Ulillillia: He just used the cover from a 1985 Sears catalog.
 Horatio: The truth? Strong independent businesswoman weigh as much as ducks.
 EvilOtter: The truth is that nobody who does Wicca looks like this.
 willowsprite: They look like people from the early nineties. Now you know who to burn at the stake.
 ping: @Scoo beat me to it.
 ping: @Firm Buttocks ...and stuck firmly in the 1980s.
 Scoo: That looks says "Witchcraft 25 Years Ago"
 Firm Buttocks: The truth: witches are hot
 sumo: From The Worst Things For Sale?
Image 127577   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
217
 
 sparename: Cashpoint cripple
 Spazstatic: @Bartleby I think it's perfectly rational to be mad at people who do this.
 Bartleby: My daughter gets irrationally mad at people who do this
 Blackheart223: Yeah, um...oh, nevermind. Good luck though.
Image 127576   08-25-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
511
 
 Alpha Trion: Cakehole is where gas money comes from
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless *pizza hut advertisement
 Spazstatic: What the fellatio?!
 Gomi Day: whoops! wrong staff.
 Horatio: Calm down, he just dripped some pizza sauce.
 Peter Pantsless: Questionable animation? In an old toy advertisement!? Surely you jest.
 Firm Buttocks: Donatello does machines
 fanny: pretty self explanatory, if you ask me
 Mr. Butt: This is heteronormative.
 fumbduck: Ten inch mutant
 PenguinBartender: He's...sleepy.
Image 127575   08-25-16   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
412
 
 eyebrowsonfleek: Unfinished perm?
 Headoftheclass: Oop. Ran outta Ogilvie home perm juice. Road trip to Wal-Mart!
 Scoo: @LancesLeftNut Femme Fro Mullet: Femfrollet
 LancesLeftNut: Fro Mullet. Frullet?
 WTF: Bob Ross meets Joe Dirt.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: If her name isnt dolores i'll eat her hair.
 Disembodiedfoot: Poodle in the front, party in the back!
Image 127574   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
247
 
 m o l e m a n: who are you @peedurr
 Spazstatic: Stop.
 Annoying Vegan : Sequim, WA
 ButtNutz: Kitchen Dick is what this lady was looking for here: #127504
 peedurr: This junction must stick out a mile
Image 127573   08-25-16   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
430
 
 Gomi Day: Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of cats abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of cats. Like city lights, receding...
 Horatio: Siiiimbaaa. Rembembeeeerrr...
 Scoo: Follow the Yellow Scratch Road
 Thyming: Surprised that you don't have to climb the scratching post to heaven.
Image 127572   08-25-16   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
289
 
 cenecia: You are hearing me drum
 Gomi Day: matchstick holding scrub
 tib gubb: the first internet photoshop
 Pegged Lamb: okay
 guest: the "amazingly lifelike" al gore
 Horatio: NotAtAllPhotoshopped.jpg
 Mr. Shine: "I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM!"
 grizzly: Tiny drum set
 professional: When u low key did 9/11
 Derp Herpigan: Al Gorhythms
Image 127571   08-25-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
549
 
 Moldred: Viva New Jersey!
 Headoftheclass: The kid pissed his pants. I'M not wearing him!
 Horatio: A picture of the Archer family circa 1985
 Christina: It's a question of priorities.
 sylveon: this is ableist
 Derp Herpigan: I think you're doing it wrong.
Image 127570   08-25-16   Uploaded by    140bpm
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