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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

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163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.



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Score:
727
 
 Flarmie: Is this how females masturbate? Can anyone confirm?
 Spazstatic: My brain encountered an unrecoverable error and had to be restarted to process this correctly.
 Magma Safe: Neat
 Peter Pantsless: She finally found someone that can tolerate her. Also I agree with @Lestrange
 Lestrange: That is fluffing brilliant.
Image 127579   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
714
 
 Jeannie C: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 a robot: I FUCKING LOVE FLOWERS!!
 Mr. Shine: Hee hee hee hee hee!
 Lestrange: OMG my feels
 San DoDo: Stahp, it tickles
 PenguinBartender: "Look ma! I'm a bee!"
 Firm Buttocks: fuck im high
Image 127578   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
339
 
 Jeannie C: @EvilOtter ; )
 EvilOtter: @Jeannie C - I know. But it's funny. ;)
 Jeannie C: @EvilOtter Thanks for that. There are things that can never be unseen. Still, seriously, you would be amazed what wiccans look like; and do for a living. Not all of them are herbalists or fortune tellers, or even women.
 EvilOtter: @Jeannie C Google "Wat Lady".
 Jeannie C: @EvilOtter What do they look like then?
 dorian: Boogala, big boy!
 million laffs: That cat is going to pwn the shit on the run way.....something something catwalk pun.
 Ulillillia: He just used the cover from a 1985 Sears catalog.
 Horatio: The truth? Strong independent businesswoman weigh as much as ducks.
 EvilOtter: The truth is that nobody who does Wicca looks like this.
 willowsprite: They look like people from the early nineties. Now you know who to burn at the stake.
 ping: @Scoo beat me to it.
 ping: @Firm Buttocks ...and stuck firmly in the 1980s.
 Scoo: That looks says "Witchcraft 25 Years Ago"
 Firm Buttocks: The truth: witches are hot
 sumo: From The Worst Things For Sale?
Image 127577   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
217
 
 sparename: Cashpoint cripple
 Spazstatic: @Bartleby I think it's perfectly rational to be mad at people who do this.
 Bartleby: My daughter gets irrationally mad at people who do this
 Blackheart223: Yeah, um...oh, nevermind. Good luck though.
Image 127576   08-25-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
511
 
 Alpha Trion: Cakehole is where gas money comes from
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless *pizza hut advertisement
 Spazstatic: What the fellatio?!
 Gomi Day: whoops! wrong staff.
 Horatio: Calm down, he just dripped some pizza sauce.
 Peter Pantsless: Questionable animation? In an old toy advertisement!? Surely you jest.
 Firm Buttocks: Donatello does machines
 fanny: pretty self explanatory, if you ask me
 Mr. Butt: This is heteronormative.
 fumbduck: Ten inch mutant
 PenguinBartender: He's...sleepy.
Image 127575   08-25-16   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
412
 
 eyebrowsonfleek: Unfinished perm?
 Headoftheclass: Oop. Ran outta Ogilvie home perm juice. Road trip to Wal-Mart!
 Scoo: @LancesLeftNut Femme Fro Mullet: Femfrollet
 LancesLeftNut: Fro Mullet. Frullet?
 WTF: Bob Ross meets Joe Dirt.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: If her name isnt dolores i'll eat her hair.
 Disembodiedfoot: Poodle in the front, party in the back!
Image 127574   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
247
 
 m o l e m a n: who are you @peedurr
 Spazstatic: Stop.
 Annoying Vegan : Sequim, WA
 ButtNutz: Kitchen Dick is what this lady was looking for here: #127504
 peedurr: This junction must stick out a mile
Image 127573   08-25-16   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
430
 
 Gomi Day: Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of cats abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of cats. Like city lights, receding...
 Horatio: Siiiimbaaa. Rembembeeeerrr...
 Scoo: Follow the Yellow Scratch Road
 Thyming: Surprised that you don't have to climb the scratching post to heaven.
Image 127572   08-25-16   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
289
 
 cenecia: You are hearing me drum
 Gomi Day: matchstick holding scrub
 tib gubb: the first internet photoshop
 Pegged Lamb: okay
 guest: the "amazingly lifelike" al gore
 Horatio: NotAtAllPhotoshopped.jpg
 Mr. Shine: "I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM!"
 grizzly: Tiny drum set
 professional: When u low key did 9/11
 Derp Herpigan: Al Gorhythms
Image 127571   08-25-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
535
 
 Moldred: Viva New Jersey!
 Headoftheclass: The kid pissed his pants. I'M not wearing him!
 Horatio: A picture of the Archer family circa 1985
 Christina: It's a question of priorities.
 sylveon: this is ableist
 Derp Herpigan: I think you're doing it wrong.
Image 127570   08-25-16   Uploaded by    140bpm
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