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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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 Science: @Borkf: IT's nice to hit a home run once in a while. :)
 tib gubb: oh, russia.
 rachel: Beats was worth every penny
 Borkf: @Science Congratulations, you just won this. Everyone stop now, the perfect joke has been made!
 Peter Pantsless: "My other car is a 2000 Honda Civic"
 Blackheart223: Fire rearward missile!
 San DoDo: Would not cut off again
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is a new taxi service.
 MisterCreosote: Tailgating is a bad idea here.
 Butcherboy: MIG welder on the way to work
 Christina: This is what happens when you land on the wrong base and don't get permission to take off there.
 ButtNutz: Ace never really adapted to civilian life after the war..
 Science: I told you not to take the Highwy to the Danger Zone. Now we'll never get there on time...
 Scoo: This incinerates the tailgater
 Derp Herpigan: I honestly want to see a cop try to pull this over. "Sir, you know fast you were going? About Mach 3. Get out of the jet."
Image 127517   08-25-16   Uploaded by    catheter
 SpaceCow: When the manufacturer says the tires will last 25000 miles, it shouldn't be seen as a challenge.
 Wet farts: This kills the car
 Peter Pantsless: Aww, that car is really tired.
 Magma Safe: I just spent 5 minutes looking for the 9gag watermark
 avemaria: lololololololol
Image 127516   08-25-16   Uploaded by    franktank
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 AutoDisaster: Whatever
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 peedurr: It does make you wonder what *she's* looking at
 Minx: I cannot un-see what i have seen...
 PenguinBartender: Mind. Blown.
 Agamemnon Triforce: The assless chaps are nothing, you should see what she's looking at.
 Warrax: She'll start walking again when the orgasm is over. Might be awhile.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny It's not. But $20 is $20.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt is that you?
 Magma Safe: She has the same outfit at home
 tib gubb: yep. the gays are obnoxious as fuck
 Derp Herpigan: Where will you be, yatta ya.
 Bianxing: Scarred for life.
Image 127515   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Red
 Religion X: Very funny
 Janston: I love cattle dogs.
 tib gubb: i love everything about this.
 fanny: the sidewalk is made of lava!!
 Derp Herpigan: This is my toilet, human. MINE!!!
Image 127514   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
 MisterCreosote: This porn is for the birds.
 bug: This is worth exponentially more birds in the bush.
 SomeCanadian: This is illegal in most of Europe.
 grizzly: Dedbirds
 harpooneer: How babby is formed?
 tib gubb: birdception
 Bianxing: Yo, bird.
Image 127513   08-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
 a robot: Is that Wil Wheaton?
 Snowta: IBS?
 Annoying Vegan : I'll get the Pepto, hang on
 tib gubb: fuckin' nerds
 bug: Nice try science, but it's not that easy to block my penis from talking to my brain.
 Theta Zero: They do say that men talk with their stomachs sometimes
Image 127512   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 sue: Uhhhhhhhh
 duckybox: Looks like a Reveal bulb to me
 Borkf: @Agamemnon Triforce He is Sir Nils Olav III, recently promoted to Brigadier.…
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this the new thing? Release a penguin in front of a uniformed man?
 SomeCanadian: NOOT NOOT, SIR!
 million laffs: you had one job
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb Don't hassle his tassel
 tib gubb: correct your hat, soldier
 Yam: I salute your penguinoid tendencies!
Image 127511   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 EvilOtter: The struggle is real!
 Air Biscuit: Throw a slim jim or two in there and thats my backup lunch from the tiny work store.
 annterland: I'd eat it
 Warrax: Even tapatio can't save this.
 Disembodiedfoot: @Noremak How gauche! Mountain Dew should only be served in a champagne flute!
 whiplash: This vegan hot dog is terrible!
 Noremak: To drink, mountain dew served in a wine glass.
 WTF: Chipotle has really dropped in quality.
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 Troll: wow @ThoughtlessGentleman
 Minx: I-.... um... wait, what? Hold on... is-... wait... huh?
 Janston: Somewhere a corporate architecture firm is very proud of this.
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Skaalar: Ya know... I like it.
 Christina: The Very Big Corporation of America is behind this glass.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Meanwhile behind the innocent looking facade of a crackhouse lurks REEL BIG BUSINESS.
 Mad Collager: So, you wanna go back to my place? I can show you my bric-a-broke collection.
 Bluetocracy: Thanks, Minecraft.
 bug: Windows is about to crash.
Image 127509   08-25-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Image 127508 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logan. You have brought shame on us, logan.
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