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267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

267858  Shay: @Spazstatic Worse:…

267940  Eleftheros: they misaligned the screenprinting

267951  Eleftheros: "I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it"

267953  Side Boob: Silly foreigners driving on the wrong side :P

267930  Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267934  Mad Collager: Donald Trump's chihuahua.

267945  Mad Collager: @Knice ...flooded because of FEMA money transfers to ICE.

267921  Not A Bot: Oh, my?

267946  Jotun: She looks nice.

267951  Mad Collager: Don't look now, but I think your system has a bug.

267952  Eleftheros: *clicks headphones*

267949  Side Boob: @Spazstatic Ra-men, brother.

267823  LurkedMoar: @dangerkeith3000 Firefly Trek Wars GATE

267949  Spazstatic: Blessed is he who may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

267948  PenguinBartender: Cat ambush imminent.

267946  barfolomew: @fanny now, where could my pipe be

267889  Korrok: Convenient.

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267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
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10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 Science: @Borkf: IT's nice to hit a home run once in a while. :)
 tib gubb: oh, russia.
 rachel: Beats was worth every penny
 Borkf: @Science Congratulations, you just won this. Everyone stop now, the perfect joke has been made!
 Peter Pantsless: "My other car is a 2000 Honda Civic"
 Blackheart223: Fire rearward missile!
 San DoDo: Would not cut off again
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is a new taxi service.
 MisterCreosote: Tailgating is a bad idea here.
 Butcherboy: MIG welder on the way to work
 Christina: This is what happens when you land on the wrong base and don't get permission to take off there.
 ButtNutz: Ace never really adapted to civilian life after the war..
 Science: I told you not to take the Highwy to the Danger Zone. Now we'll never get there on time...
 Scoo: This incinerates the tailgater
 Derp Herpigan: I honestly want to see a cop try to pull this over. "Sir, you know fast you were going? About Mach 3. Get out of the jet."
Image 127517   08-25-16   Uploaded by    catheter
 SpaceCow: When the manufacturer says the tires will last 25000 miles, it shouldn't be seen as a challenge.
 Wet farts: This kills the car
 Peter Pantsless: Aww, that car is really tired.
 Magma Safe: I just spent 5 minutes looking for the 9gag watermark
 avemaria: lololololololol
Image 127516   08-25-16   Uploaded by    franktank
 lecj07: Am I crazy, or are her girls a bit uneven?
 AutoDisaster: Whatever's happening off camera must really be something.
 AutoDisaster: Whatever
 kshoxx: Alice ... Dallas Alice.
 peedurr: It does make you wonder what *she's* looking at
 Minx: I cannot un-see what i have seen...
 PenguinBartender: Mind. Blown.
 Agamemnon Triforce: The assless chaps are nothing, you should see what she's looking at.
 Warrax: She'll start walking again when the orgasm is over. Might be awhile.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny It's not. But $20 is $20.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt is that you?
 Magma Safe: She has the same outfit at home
 tib gubb: yep. the gays are obnoxious as fuck
 Derp Herpigan: Where will you be, yatta ya.
 Bianxing: Scarred for life.
Image 127515   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Red
 Religion X: Very funny
 Janston: I love cattle dogs.
 tib gubb: i love everything about this.
 fanny: the sidewalk is made of lava!!
 Derp Herpigan: This is my toilet, human. MINE!!!
Image 127514   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
 MisterCreosote: This porn is for the birds.
 bug: This is worth exponentially more birds in the bush.
 SomeCanadian: This is illegal in most of Europe.
 grizzly: Dedbirds
 harpooneer: How babby is formed?
 tib gubb: birdception
 Bianxing: Yo, bird.
Image 127513   08-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
 a robot: Is that Wil Wheaton?
 Snowta: IBS?
 Annoying Vegan : I'll get the Pepto, hang on
 tib gubb: fuckin' nerds
 bug: Nice try science, but it's not that easy to block my penis from talking to my brain.
 james: They do say that men talk with their stomachs sometimes
Image 127512   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 sue: Uhhhhhhhh
 duckybox: Looks like a Reveal bulb to me
 Borkf: @Agamemnon Triforce He is Sir Nils Olav III, recently promoted to Brigadier.…
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this the new thing? Release a penguin in front of a uniformed man?
 SomeCanadian: NOOT NOOT, SIR!
 million laffs: you had one job
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb Don't hassle his tassel
 tib gubb: correct your hat, soldier
 Yam: I salute your penguinoid tendencies!
Image 127511   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 EvilOtter: The struggle is real!
 Air Biscuit: Throw a slim jim or two in there and thats my backup lunch from the tiny work store.
 annterland: I'd eat it
 Warrax: Even tapatio can't save this.
 Disembodiedfoot: @Noremak How gauche! Mountain Dew should only be served in a champagne flute!
 whiplash: This vegan hot dog is terrible!
 Noremak: To drink, mountain dew served in a wine glass.
 WTF: Chipotle has really dropped in quality.
Image 127510   08-25-16   Uploaded by    horny horn
 Troll: wow @ThoughtlessGentleman
 Minx: I-.... um... wait, what? Hold on... is-... wait... huh?
 Janston: Somewhere a corporate architecture firm is very proud of this.
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Skaalar: Ya know... I like it.
 Christina: The Very Big Corporation of America is behind this glass.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Meanwhile behind the innocent looking facade of a crackhouse lurks REEL BIG BUSINESS.
 Mad Collager: So, you wanna go back to my place? I can show you my bric-a-broke collection.
 Bluetocracy: Thanks, Minecraft.
 bug: Windows is about to crash.
Image 127509   08-25-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Image 127508 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logan. Your image was bad, logan.
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