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221504  Unicorn: Wait how were you IN your desk? Maybe you were haunting it as ghost???

221496  bug: If I learned anything from RPGs, it's that I should stock up on rare weapons from this guy before leaving town.

221504  boozer: thank mr spinal

221495  carpwoman: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - House wren

221493  Mr. Shine: From my wife: "Say, say, say, that's a cool picture; it's black, it's white!"

221504  weed poop: Dude nsfw please

221471  Kaviri: This is actually a copy of current US foreign policy.

221493  Ulillillia: I always feel like somebody's watching me

221470  Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221492  FabricMan: I *like* rolling coins. I find it calming.

221477  Mr. Shine: "Today all debts are paid."

221504  Peach Toddler: shuld uv warnd hem. thers a gyant fucken snake behind him

221478  Kaviri: Yep, hes dead.

221483  Mr. Shine: Like Korey Stringer, this writer needs to chill.

221493  Mr. Shine: Spiral Jackson?

221503  cakefizzle: Doggomelon

221495  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Titmouse

221487  Mr. Shine: This squirrel's nuts!

221489  White Rice: @Mr. Butt you can milk anything in this universe.

221492  White Rice: A commission free coin counting service? Neat. If this was a coinstar one, you would have paid out around $26 on that transaction (unless they changed their service charge %)

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221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221464 Pizza: HIPSTER! ...Felt good to get that out.

221470 Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221407 ignatz: @mission2mars I was often double spaced while writing papers..

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

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 Science: @Borkf: IT's nice to hit a home run once in a while. :)
 tib gubb: oh, russia.
 rachel: Beats was worth every penny
 Borkf: @Science Congratulations, you just won this. Everyone stop now, the perfect joke has been made!
 Peter Pantsless: "My other car is a 2000 Honda Civic"
 Blackheart223: Fire rearward missile!
 San DoDo: Would not cut off again
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is a new taxi service.
 MisterCreosote: Tailgating is a bad idea here.
 Butcherboy: MIG welder on the way to work
 Christina: This is what happens when you land on the wrong base and don't get permission to take off there.
 ButtNutz: Ace never really adapted to civilian life after the war..
 Science: I told you not to take the Highwy to the Danger Zone. Now we'll never get there on time...
 Scoo: This incinerates the tailgater
 Derp Herpigan: I honestly want to see a cop try to pull this over. "Sir, you know fast you were going? About Mach 3. Get out of the jet."
Image 127517   08-25-16   Uploaded by    catheter
 SpaceCow: When the manufacturer says the tires will last 25000 miles, it shouldn't be seen as a challenge.
 Wet farts: This kills the car
 Peter Pantsless: Aww, that car is really tired.
 Magma Safe: I just spent 5 minutes looking for the 9gag watermark
 avemaria: lololololololol
Image 127516   08-25-16   Uploaded by    franktank
 lecj07: Am I crazy, or are her girls a bit uneven?
 AutoDisaster: Whatever's happening off camera must really be something.
 AutoDisaster: Whatever
 Robespierre: Alice ... Dallas Alice.
 peedurr: It does make you wonder what *she's* looking at
 Minx: I cannot un-see what i have seen...
 PenguinBartender: Mind. Blown.
 Agamemnon Triforce: The assless chaps are nothing, you should see what she's looking at.
 Warrax: She'll start walking again when the orgasm is over. Might be awhile.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny It's not. But $20 is $20.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt is that you?
 Magma Safe: She has the same outfit at home
 tib gubb: yep. the gays are obnoxious as fuck
 Derp Herpigan: Where will you be, yatta ya.
 Bianxing: Scarred for life.
Image 127515   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Red
 Religion X: Very funny
 Janston: I love cattle dogs.
 tib gubb: i love everything about this.
 fanny: the sidewalk is made of lava!!
 Derp Herpigan: This is my toilet, human. MINE!!!
Image 127514   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
 MisterCreosote: This porn is for the birds.
 bug: This is worth exponentially more birds in the bush.
 SomeCanadian: This is illegal in most of Europe.
 grizzly: Dedbirds
 harpooneer: How babby is formed?
 tib gubb: birdception
 Bianxing: Yo, bird.
Image 127513   08-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
 a robot: Is that Wil Wheaton?
 Snowta: IBS?
 Annoying Vegan : I'll get the Pepto, hang on
 tib gubb: fuckin' nerds
 bug: Nice try science, but it's not that easy to block my penis from talking to my brain.
 Theta Zero: They do say that men talk with their stomachs sometimes
Image 127512   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 sue: Uhhhhhhhh
 duckybox: Looks like a Reveal bulb to me
 Borkf: @Agamemnon Triforce He is Sir Nils Olav III, recently promoted to Brigadier.…
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this the new thing? Release a penguin in front of a uniformed man?
 SomeCanadian: NOOT NOOT, SIR!
 million laffs: you had one job
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb Don't hassle his tassel
 tib gubb: correct your hat, soldier
 Yam: I salute your penguinoid tendencies!
Image 127511   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 EvilOtter: The struggle is real!
 Air Biscuit: Throw a slim jim or two in there and thats my backup lunch from the tiny work store.
 annterland: I'd eat it
 Warrax: Even tapatio can't save this.
 Disembodiedfoot: @Noremak How gauche! Mountain Dew should only be served in a champagne flute!
 whiplash: This vegan hot dog is terrible!
 Noremak: To drink, mountain dew served in a wine glass.
 WTF: Chipotle has really dropped in quality.
Image 127510   08-25-16   Uploaded by    horny horn
 Troll: wow @ThoughtlessGentleman
 Minx: I-.... um... wait, what? Hold on... is-... wait... huh?
 Janston: Somewhere a corporate architecture firm is very proud of this.
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Skaalar: Ya know... I like it.
 Christina: The Very Big Corporation of America is behind this glass.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Meanwhile behind the innocent looking facade of a crackhouse lurks REEL BIG BUSINESS.
 Mad Collager: So, you wanna go back to my place? I can show you my bric-a-broke collection.
 Bluetocracy: Thanks, Minecraft.
 bug: Windows is about to crash.
Image 127509   08-25-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Image 127508 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logan. You have brought shame on us, logan.
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