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228515  Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.

228500  Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?

228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
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228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

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 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
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 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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 Supermansbrother: @RiderFan I think Trump is more likely to start an actual shootin' war.
 RiderFan: She'll kill you, but trump would kill the world economy.
 AstoriaBum: Bill would hold the box a bit lower.
 Slamajama: One scary ass biatch
 Supermansbrother: I put one up of modok Trump and thought equal opportunity would be fitting.
 Mr. Shine: I don't think this picture accurately captures her evil, but it's a good start.
Image 127489   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 sparename: "I once saw a man with wooden legs, and REAL feet" S.Wrght
 Minx: The picture im gonna start showing people when they complaine about wearing high-heels or stepping on a Lego...
 Niels Bohr: High fives? That's no way to get a leg up on the competition.
 Greek Fire: I never asked for this.
 Popsicle Dream: Class sic Neal
 petepuma: Hokey Pokey day is always a bit awkward.
 Christina: Given the quality of prostheses these days, the girl on the right is at a disadvantage.
 whiplash: "See, it's alright to skip leg day."
 WTF: But she still has a foot so she's allowed one excuse? I'm confused.
 eider: I can't believe I didn't think of 'an arm and a leg' joke until I already posted. It's getting late, I should go to bed.
 eider: @RetrogradeRun If you sold your legs you could probably afford it.
 RetrogradeRun: My excuse is I can't afford such advanced prothestics that actually allow me to run faster than normal.
 DrinkMixMan: I still have my feet, hence my excuses.
Image 127488   08-25-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
 harpooneer: "Now with 100% cocaine"
 Scoo: "Beans" are actually tapeworm eggs
 a robot: I, too, match my stilleto heels to my slinky nightgown at bedtime
 ThoughtlessGentleman: So how do I get medically approved?
 Science: Roll that beautiful bean footage...
 RetrogradeRun: Is this how you take them? #127408
 Red: @DrinkMixMan well, that's one (very unhealthy) way to lose weight...
 DrinkMixMan: Before I saw the scale I thought she was about to puke.
 Butcherboy: that scale needs a fan
 duckfarts: thinking about those beans
 Mr. Butt: No, you're thinking of cigarettes
Image 127487   08-25-16   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
Image 127486 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by superfudge. Boo, superfudge.
 Supermansbrother: Ascot Cyclops has much to teach us.
 SpaceCow: In all fairness, the kids don't have to buy White Castle.
 Gomi Day: hey.. don't kinkshame me, buddy.
 Firm Buttocks: It's true, Monoids look better without the Beatles wigs
 whiplash: The mask doesn't fool me--I know it's you, Leela.
 DrinkMixMan: You've got my number. You're a smart monster!
 duckfarts: yo, you need to get yourself some visine or somethin
 San DoDo: Ayy
Image 127485   08-25-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Skaalar: @sparename But, can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
 sparename: Micro-cat can bathe in a contact lens
Image 127484   08-25-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
 Wet farts: He's purple. I'll vote for him.
 Skaalar: Technically qualified.
 Magma Safe: @a sedated moose M.O.R.O.N.
 Jayfu: Still a better choice than Hillary.
 a sedated moose: M.O.D.O.N.
Image 127483   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Minx: Oh, we're in THAT part of the internet, huh...
 Skaalar: @a robot Nobody can resist the blond in that video. Gawd daaaaaaamn.
 a robot: @eider He probably still listened to it and watched the videos in secret. No one can resist the power of Freddy
 Slamajama: Huma glamor shot, before the laser treatments
 Christina: "I want to break free."
 Dan Tagonistic: @whiplash There's a pub in Brighton called The Queens Head with a picture of Freddie on the sign
 whiplash: NOW I get it! THIS is why the band was called "Queen." Took me 30 years to figure it out.
 duckfarts: @eider that friend's name? albert einstein
 eider: I remember back in the 80s when I was in highschool I had a friend that LOVED this song. Now this was pre-internet so he hadn't seen the music video for this. One day he told me he'd finally seen the video. Of course, being the 80s homophobia was in full swing so naturally this poor kid was mortified and he never mentioned the song or Queen again.
Image 127482   08-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 SpaceCow: King Trashmouth prepares for his sumo career.
 Scoo: Floof Panda
 a robot: TANUKI!
 Slamajama: Hulkaracoon, you don't wanna see me angry
 Fugative: What is that some kinda marmot?
 a sedated moose: Ah eated all the trash.
Image 127481   08-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 127480 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jorp Lulter. Your image was bad, Jorp Lulter.
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