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257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. VeeKay
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg



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mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2843 points
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 9. Mr. Shine: 1942 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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13. watwatwat: 1778 points
14. tess: 1728 points
15. rip odb: 1691 points
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 Supermansbrother: @RiderFan I think Trump is more likely to start an actual shootin' war.
 RiderFan: She'll kill you, but trump would kill the world economy.
 AstoriaBum: Bill would hold the box a bit lower.
 Slamajama: One scary ass biatch
 Supermansbrother: I put one up of modok Trump and thought equal opportunity would be fitting.
 Mr. Shine: I don't think this picture accurately captures her evil, but it's a good start.
Image 127489   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
940
 
 sparename: "I once saw a man with wooden legs, and REAL feet" S.Wrght
 Minx: The picture im gonna start showing people when they complaine about wearing high-heels or stepping on a Lego...
 Niels Bohr: High fives? That's no way to get a leg up on the competition.
 Greek Fire: I never asked for this.
 Popsicle Dream: Class sic Neal
 petepuma: Hokey Pokey day is always a bit awkward.
 Christina: Given the quality of prostheses these days, the girl on the right is at a disadvantage.
 whiplash: "See, it's alright to skip leg day."
 WTF: But she still has a foot so she's allowed one excuse? I'm confused.
 eider: I can't believe I didn't think of 'an arm and a leg' joke until I already posted. It's getting late, I should go to bed.
 eider: @RetrogradeRun If you sold your legs you could probably afford it.
 RetrogradeRun: My excuse is I can't afford such advanced prothestics that actually allow me to run faster than normal.
 DrinkMixMan: I still have my feet, hence my excuses.
Image 127488   08-25-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
302
 
 harpooneer: "Now with 100% cocaine"
 Scoo: "Beans" are actually tapeworm eggs
 a robot: I, too, match my stilleto heels to my slinky nightgown at bedtime
 ThoughtlessGentleman: So how do I get medically approved?
 Science: Roll that beautiful bean footage...
 RetrogradeRun: Is this how you take them? #127408
 Red: @DrinkMixMan well, that's one (very unhealthy) way to lose weight...
 DrinkMixMan: Before I saw the scale I thought she was about to puke.
 Butcherboy: that scale needs a fan
 duckfarts: thinking about those beans
 Mr. Butt: No, you're thinking of cigarettes
Image 127487   08-25-16   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
Image 127486 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by superfudge. You have brought shame on us, superfudge.
Score:
528
 
 Supermansbrother: Ascot Cyclops has much to teach us.
 SpaceCow: In all fairness, the kids don't have to buy White Castle.
 Gomi Day: hey.. don't kinkshame me, buddy.
 Firm Buttocks: It's true, Monoids look better without the Beatles wigs
 whiplash: The mask doesn't fool me--I know it's you, Leela.
 DrinkMixMan: You've got my number. You're a smart monster!
 duckfarts: yo, you need to get yourself some visine or somethin
 San DoDo: Ayy
Image 127485   08-25-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
266
 
 Skaalar: @sparename But, can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
 sparename: Micro-cat can bathe in a contact lens
Image 127484   08-25-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
611
 
 Wet farts: He's purple. I'll vote for him.
 Skaalar: Technically qualified.
 VoR: AND I WILL RULE AMERICA, IT IS MY DESTINY!!
 Magma Safe: @a sedated moose M.O.R.O.N.
 Jayfu: Still a better choice than Hillary.
 a sedated moose: M.O.D.O.N.
Image 127483   08-25-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
583
 
 Minx: Oh, we're in THAT part of the internet, huh...
 Skaalar: @a robot Nobody can resist the blond in that video. Gawd daaaaaaamn.
 a robot: @eider He probably still listened to it and watched the videos in secret. No one can resist the power of Freddy
 Slamajama: Huma glamor shot, before the laser treatments
 Christina: "I want to break free."
 Dan Tagonistic: @whiplash There's a pub in Brighton called The Queens Head with a picture of Freddie on the sign
 whiplash: NOW I get it! THIS is why the band was called "Queen." Took me 30 years to figure it out.
 duckfarts: @eider that friend's name? albert einstein
 eider: I remember back in the 80s when I was in highschool I had a friend that LOVED this song. Now this was pre-internet so he hadn't seen the music video for this. One day he told me he'd finally seen the video. Of course, being the 80s homophobia was in full swing so naturally this poor kid was mortified and he never mentioned the song or Queen again.
Image 127482   08-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
626
 
 SpaceCow: King Trashmouth prepares for his sumo career.
 Scoo: Floof Panda
 a robot: TANUKI!
 Slamajama: Hulkaracoon, you don't wanna see me angry
 Fugative: What is that some kinda marmot?
 a sedated moose: Ah eated all the trash.
Image 127481   08-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 127480 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jorp Lulter. Boo, Jorp Lulter.
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