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272859  magicmormon: Come closer, young one. The hour grows late and the fire burns low, but there is still time yet. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.

272822  wolfpk: I do not consent.

272829  Air Biscuit: I didnt know olive garden had heads on the menu.

272822  Prostata: whoever threw that snowball is about to die

272837  wolfpk: The house had to be split in the divorce.

272838  Prostata: at least he's honest

272847  Sadbot: @Sadbot Shit was annoying for placement and taking up a ton of your visual arc, though

272847  Sadbot: Car lore has it that pre-GM Saabs had beefy A-beams because a higher up was killed running into a moose

272845  ignatz: ..... ... .... .....

272836  Not A Bot: They're having a fire sale

272836  Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*

272841  Side Boob: Ayyyyy!

272844  Side Boob: A long way to go for very little.

272845  Side Boob: Even the .01% can't afford a monitor big enough to read this.

272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

272837  Science: Eminent domain, bitch!

272767  E. HONDA: If you pass out in the snow, dogs will bring you liquor

272840  Peter Pantsless: "Oh, that's a typo. It should say "No, dogs allowed.'"

272807  trelyate: this is like when they wheelchair you out of the hospital even though you are perfectly capable of walking

272815  trelyate: science has gone too far this time

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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 duckfarts: optimus subprime
 Musician: I'm no expert, but possibly, possibly, they hooked up to the wrong part of the truck
 SunWukong: Got your nose!
 Air Biscuit: This kills the transformer.
 WaffleIron: With a fan that big I'm surprised it needs roads at all.
Image 127223   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
 petepuma: just how i like my women
 Cami: @Magma Safe Saying that's your type?
 Starky15: emotional baggage
 Jayfu: @Magma Safe Corn bread....ain't nothin wrong with that
 Magma Safe: @Jayfu and most of my dates
 Jayfu: Heavy and awkward... That describes most of the friendly spaceship
 A duck: @WaffleIron: Umm, *ahem* it's a trilby, thank you very much. *puts on Cool Story Babe... shirt and stares at floor*
 bug: Hey, my dress arrived in the mail!
 WaffleIron: Get this bag a fedora!
Image 127222   08-23-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
 Slamajama: Told you he was f-ing Goofy!
 duckfarts: @Scoo he's a smooooth criminal
 Supermansbrother: This one is a 7.
 reagan: turtles are dum- *POW*
 hairy: ahh, the good old days-Disney, guns and the Jackson 5
 Niels Bohr: @Scoo great minds
 Niels Bohr: @WaffleIron so thick and furry. Mmmmm
 Warren G Hardon: @WaffleIron and Michael's arent half-bad, either!
 WaffleIron: Those legs are confusing the fuck out of my sexuality.
Image 127221   08-23-16   Uploaded by    punkinpie673
 Slamajama: Hunk find feminine side, I'm picking up pony for niece
 Warrax: Huwk Smath
 Air Biscuit: Was this picture taken using the sunglasses from "they live"?
 A duck: "That's my secret, daddy. I'm always angry."
 Peter Pantsless: "Fine, fine! I'll buy you the damn pony, sheesh."
 Mr. Butt: Ugh, fucking bronies.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: okay i love this
Image 127220   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 San DoDo: Almost didn't fit into the picture here
 AutoDisaster: This is offensive to vegetables.
Image 127219   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
 Noremak: Epistemological skeptics should bot become scientists.
 Handyman: sorta funny
 Air Biscuit: 30 helens agree on more than these guys.
 Beeble: Science.jpg
 bug: This should have been the conclusion to every academic paper I've published.
 Skaalar: But damned if we didn't shake that camera around and make it spooky as your grandma's house at midnight.
Image 127218   08-23-16   Uploaded by    trees
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It was uploaded by livelovebarf. You have brought shame on us, livelovebarf.
 Bob: gonna cut 'em
 Slamajama: Village people, take one
 Fett4life: So you think you can dance???
 Warrax: @Warrax Oh really? Wow. Thanks for the info.
 Warrax: @Warrax Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
 Warrax: What;s this from?
 duckfarts: oh shit, it's Shabba-Doo
 Fiasco: Whoa, whoa... What do you mean 'you people?'
Image 127216   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Korrok: I can relate to this cat, I feel like there's a lot we see eye-to-eye on.
 Slamajama: Breed never caught on
 Skaalar: "Something my cycloptic colleague informs me cannot be done."
 Air Biscuit: Vorticat.
 sparename: Leela's cat before Nibbler ate it
Image 127215   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 MasterTwig: Never choose beef. The piece of meat is always too small and overcooked.
 AdaMan: Was the child treated poorly or was it free range, because happy children make me all bloaty.
 Warrax: @ModelTRex Children are vegetarian for the same reasons that crickets are.
 tib gubb: whoa, special occasion
 ModelTRex: Ugh no vegetarian option. RUDE.
 Peter Pantsless: I know weddings are expensive, but this is going to get ridiculous
 WaffleIron: "Is the child option gluten free?"
 square44: How thoughtful! they remembered I'm a humanitarian
 Mr. Butt: "You got me all wrong, Mr. Hansen. I was just gonna eat the child (12 and under), honest"
Image 127214   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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