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216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

216357  Chinese Buffet: I have to say, that is the best phone case ever

216357  Gazden: *Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, apple phone!*

216246  flowers: Come on @Robespierre

216334  FabricMan: @jazzjunkie Potassium oxide?

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216170 wolfpk: A lot of junk in the trunk

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



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 fanny: @San DoDo haha! :)
 San DoDo: @fanny this kills the shelf
 Flarmie: Dominic, you rast! How could you give your own brother the crooked bookshelf!
 eyebrowsonfleek: WHY.
 Jayfu: How do you screw that up?
 randomhobo: lololololol
 whoop: Bo Marle
 carpwoman: That would make a great bookshelf as it is.
 XLY: Bumbaclot!
 fanny: @Coolguy yeah, but that kills the joke ;)
 Coolguy: @fanny more like allen wrenched it wrong
 fanny: Nailed it (together wrong)
 Bianxing: Instructions unclear, who poop rast?
Image 127207   08-23-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
540
 
 a robot: Mmm, butterscotch chocolate chip!
 Coolguy: You guys ready to see my super double pet technique?!
Image 127206   08-23-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
102
 
 eumoria: lol @kinggheedra
 Minnesotan: I mean that's my goal too, buddy, but we aren't there yet.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I remember Jon Stewart once called it "sideboob gazette." They should stick with sideboob reporting.
 a robot: Christ, what an asshole
 Coolguy: Just go into seclusion and collect your nail clippings. If you are lucky someone will make a movie about you after you are dead.
 Mr. Butt: Huffington Post is the anus of journalism.
 kinggheedra: A guy made a lot of money and said this.
 cannabis: is this a meme
Image 127205   08-23-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
193
 
 Fett4life: Pew pew pew "Ouch! What the fuck!"
 Turts: @Skaalar I used to sharpen sticks on the sidewalk, or the front wheel of my big wheel trike. Running with spears was always fun!
 Mad Collager: Also, there's a fun book with this and others: Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction: Build Implements of Spitball Warfare
 Mad Collager: In case anyone wants to build this, here're the instructions: themamasgirls.com/easy-pencil-crossbow/
 Mad Collager: @ThoughtlessGentleman You're not being very thoughtless now, are you?
 Skaalar: Back in my day, we jabbed ya in the side with shivs we made outta pencils, elmers glue, and sharpened human chompers. And by God, we were horribly cruel to each other. That's the way we liked it!!
 Coolguy: Annoyance technology has come along way from when I was in Elementary School
 There was a bob here: Back in my day we would just fold paper into a V shape with a needle stuck through the end. Then launch it from a rubber band.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Safety first. Always safeness all time. Pre safe dont even make that!
 Scoo: More effective if you sharpen the pencil
Image 127204   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
698
 
 Musician: This would hands down be the cutest thing I've ever seen if I hadn't known the kittens were not still alive
 Cami: This picture gave me the diabeetus
 Skaalar: I just wanna see them use that tiny bathroom. Not in a weird way.
 There was a bob here: [Squees internally]
 Bianxing: *cutegasms*
Image 127203   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
399
 
 AutoDisaster: My favorite kind of rocket torpedos.
 Skinr: just stop with the Cards Against Humanity posts, all right?
 antipatterns: In Paris a saw a t shirt comparing breasts to different vegetables. I trust the French on this matter.
 Coolguy: And that's not even her final form. Power level 9000!
 There was a bob here: @a robot Are you an Adrienne Barbeau-bot?
 a robot: Same.
Image 127202   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
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 hairy: hysteria treatment next
 bug: Rocket torpedo tits!
 Jaunty Shrimp: OK, best switcherino ever. Kudos!
 Coolguy: Got some Victorian booty on her
 There was a bob here: @Scoo her nips are already out
 Scoo: @a robot Victorian modesty, ya know
 a robot: You'd think it would be more accurate if she took of her corset first
 fanny: maybe I should tell my dr about this stethoscope thingy
Image 127201   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
531
 
 Coolguy: Pupper nappers
 a robot: Mlem tight, puppers
 flying sheep: Thishappened.jpg
 PornoPedler: i lolled
Image 127200   08-23-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
101
 
 trelyate: is a magnifying glass also on my wishlist?
 Air Biscuit: @tamarindo i think its the 3rd one, because the other 3 arent books.
 kinggheedra: That's... some wish list...
 tamarindo: One of these things just doesn't belong
Image 127199   08-23-16   Uploaded by    tamarindo
Image 127198 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by let it go. Boo, let it go.
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