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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
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 fanny: @San DoDo haha! :)
 San DoDo: @fanny this kills the shelf
 Flarmie: Dominic, you rast! How could you give your own brother the crooked bookshelf!
 eyebrowsonfleek: WHY.
 Jayfu: How do you screw that up?
 randomhobo: lololololol
 whoop: Bo Marle
 carpwoman: That would make a great bookshelf as it is.
 XLY: Bumbaclot!
 fanny: @Coolguy yeah, but that kills the joke ;)
 Coolguy: @fanny more like allen wrenched it wrong
 fanny: Nailed it (together wrong)
 Bianxing: Instructions unclear, who poop rast?
Image 127207   08-23-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
540
 
 a robot: Mmm, butterscotch chocolate chip!
 Coolguy: You guys ready to see my super double pet technique?!
Image 127206   08-23-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
102
 
 eumoria: lol @kinggheedra
 Minnesotan: I mean that's my goal too, buddy, but we aren't there yet.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I remember Jon Stewart once called it "sideboob gazette." They should stick with sideboob reporting.
 a robot: Christ, what an asshole
 Coolguy: Just go into seclusion and collect your nail clippings. If you are lucky someone will make a movie about you after you are dead.
 Mr. Butt: Huffington Post is the anus of journalism.
 kinggheedra: A guy made a lot of money and said this.
 cannabis: is this a meme
Image 127205   08-23-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
193
 
 Fett4life: Pew pew pew "Ouch! What the fuck!"
 Turts: @Skaalar I used to sharpen sticks on the sidewalk, or the front wheel of my big wheel trike. Running with spears was always fun!
 Mad Collager: Also, there's a fun book with this and others: Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction: Build Implements of Spitball Warfare
 Mad Collager: In case anyone wants to build this, here're the instructions: themamasgirls.com/easy-pencil-crossbow/
 Mad Collager: @ThoughtlessGentleman You're not being very thoughtless now, are you?
 Skaalar: Back in my day, we jabbed ya in the side with shivs we made outta pencils, elmers glue, and sharpened human chompers. And by God, we were horribly cruel to each other. That's the way we liked it!!
 Coolguy: Annoyance technology has come along way from when I was in Elementary School
 There was a bob here: Back in my day we would just fold paper into a V shape with a needle stuck through the end. Then launch it from a rubber band.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Safety first. Always safeness all time. Pre safe dont even make that!
 Scoo: More effective if you sharpen the pencil
Image 127204   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
698
 
 Musician: This would hands down be the cutest thing I've ever seen if I hadn't known the kittens were not still alive
 Cami: This picture gave me the diabeetus
 Skaalar: I just wanna see them use that tiny bathroom. Not in a weird way.
 There was a bob here: [Squees internally]
 Bianxing: *cutegasms*
Image 127203   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
399
 
 AutoDisaster: My favorite kind of rocket torpedos.
 Skinr: just stop with the Cards Against Humanity posts, all right?
 antipatterns: In Paris a saw a t shirt comparing breasts to different vegetables. I trust the French on this matter.
 Coolguy: And that's not even her final form. Power level 9000!
 There was a bob here: @a robot Are you an Adrienne Barbeau-bot?
 a robot: Same.
Image 127202   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
592
 
 hairy: hysteria treatment next
 bug: Rocket torpedo tits!
 Jaunty Shrimp: OK, best switcherino ever. Kudos!
 Coolguy: Got some Victorian booty on her
 There was a bob here: @Scoo her nips are already out
 Scoo: @a robot Victorian modesty, ya know
 a robot: You'd think it would be more accurate if she took of her corset first
 fanny: maybe I should tell my dr about this stethoscope thingy
Image 127201   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
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 Coolguy: Pupper nappers
 a robot: Mlem tight, puppers
 flying sheep: Thishappened.jpg
 PornoPedler: i lolled
Image 127200   08-23-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
101
 
 trelyate: is a magnifying glass also on my wishlist?
 Air Biscuit: @tamarindo i think its the 3rd one, because the other 3 arent books.
 kinggheedra: That's... some wish list...
 tamarindo: One of these things just doesn't belong
Image 127199   08-23-16   Uploaded by    tamarindo
Image 127198 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

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