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263149  Robespierre: Dunt uze dot tone wis mee, hyoomin - it hertz mye eerz

263150  Robespierre: Pouncing detected

263157  Robespierre: Couture by Farm 'n' Fleet

263159  Robespierre: Thank you for coming to Lowes / Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show

263247  werterland: Yeah, ratings buttons are messed up lol. I accidentally hit BAD, and in a moment of panic I hit RAD, and it changed the score both times and both buttons are grayed out.

263259  tacticaljay: This is awesome! Wheres this at?

263171  Robespierre: Now, get it tattooed on your forehead

263192  Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263197  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan @Mexico May I come onboard?

263202  Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263208  Robespierre: Annoyance ears

263215  Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263216  Robespierre: @Knice What show? I'm totally out of touch with allegedly humourous TV shows from the past two or three decades.

263245  FabricMan: The garden hose mists couscous on the flowerbed. Your shower head has a rigatoni setting. You power wash the siding with tagliatelle. And there's a scandal in your city when the police use taglierini on peaceful protesters.

263229  Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263234  Robespierre: Now, select all images with da Moom

263238  Robespierre: Pitifulness of North Korea

263239  Robespierre: Toil and trouble

263236  Passive: I think I'll draw some cat nipples. -Artist

263239  Passive: That's me. You know, I was somebody once. It all happened so long time ago...

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1. addend
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. ignatz
5. VeeKay
6. Not A Bot
7. a robot
8. Mr Bleak
9. Nope
10. Whatever



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262885 Prostata: I want to believe

263229 Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263070 wolfpk: *and blows



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (939 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 262885 (818 points)
lolnotrly uploaded 262993 (808 points)
Troll uploaded 262753 (757 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 262968 (756 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)
Muncharito Beanworld uploaded 262851 (734 points)
kittylitter uploaded 263086 (723 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)
MikeWhiskey uploaded 262846 (707 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 3. apoxia: 2060 points
 4. The Turks: 2031 points
 5. Side Boob: 1982 points
 6. kittylitter: 1851 points
 7. E. HONDA: 1582 points
 8. aristocat: 1523 points
 9. Scoo: 1496 points
10. claphands: 1443 points
11. a robot: 1420 points
12. piratepom: 1415 points
13. Punt Numbles: 1405 points
14. elmstreet: 1322 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 1312 points
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Score:
407
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an airline ticket for my hamburger today
 scribbs: Excuse me, attendant, there is a burger eating this seat belt.
 San DoDo: Stay safe
 blargruck: Put the oxygen mask on yourself first, then on burgers sitting next to you
 Horatio: Did she buy a separate ticket for it?
Image 127155   08-23-16   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
527
 
 Mr. Butt: Some People Put Their Half-Baked Pseudo-Cynicism On Things. Sometimes Mugs. At Work.
Image 127154   08-23-16   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
268
 
 2Berries: Hey, how are ya? Hey, how are ya? Hey, how are ya?
 cmd: @Ukulelemike That may be true of what legally allows you to be considered part of the tribe, but that is not how many Native Americans would see it
 a robot: I get it, but I don't have to like it
 whiplash: Rachel was excited about her first day on the job at Raju's Indian Restaurant.
 RetrogradeRun: I mean, I don't know what kitchen she works in but I would regret putting that face paint on.
 Ukulelemike: To those who call this racist, remember, native Americans say if you have ONE DROP of Native American blood, you're Native American. So 99% Norweigian, blonde, blue eyes, 1% Native American, this is okay. .
 tamarindo: Ignorant casual racism is still racism.
 Peter Pantsless: "We've got five Greyhounds full of seniors arriving in twenty minutes. Get your goddamn war face on."
 dtallon13: idk what this is supposed to be but id fuck it
 Annoying Vegan : culturalappropriation.jpg
 Flirb Dampumple: "slutty sioux chef" costume needs more "slutty"
Image 127153   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
747
 
 Horatio: @dobbiesdoogs That was rad, slow clap for the true Trekkie.
 norgu5: child abuse
 DrinkMixMan: The most specific crop circle yet
 WaffleIron: @dobbiesdoogs : .... I'm speechless, you get plus.
 WaffleIron: No Dr. McCoy? Not my concern then, is it?
 dobbiesdoogs: cornfield on the edge of forever
 Teechur: Your Roomba has become self aware.
 savvoy: Programmable tractors are rad
 titular role: Holy shit
 Horatio: Also, this Star Wars maze is weird.
 Horatio: Kooooooooorhhhhhhhrn!!!!!
 Flirb Dampumple: hashtag StarSoTrek
 Bianxing: This is rad because it's real classic Star Trek and not that reboot dreck.
Image 127152   08-23-16   Uploaded by    punkinpie673
Score:
465
 
 hairy: Colorado-ing; climb a tree until it breaks and land in the 6 ft snowdrift
 WaffleIron: Cool and all, but your buddy climbed a higher tree to get this picture.
 Springbok: u kno he ded
 Teechur: Be careful, or you'll be wearing the (pine)cone of shame.
 RetrogradeRun: Enjoy rubbing sap out of your hands for 20 minutes.
 bug: This year's hipster harvest is coming along nicely.
Image 127151   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
366
 
 eradicator: @square44 Yes
 square44: @bug hospital time, if your car doesn't have enough ground clearance
 bug: INSANE STUNT BONUS: -$50,000 + jail time
Image 127150   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
885
 
 Borkf: This is how I often feel about my turds.
 WaffleIron: Laments of a friendly spaceship commentor.
 buttbear: This image describes the previous image.
 kalligrapher: pretty much sums up everything creative I have ever done....
 Hydraxion: This seems to work faster for me
 San DoDo: Fervent and giddy is my stagename
 Annoying Vegan : I am an artist and this is painfully relatable.
 Mr. Butt: Same.
 fishing: Same..
Image 127149   08-23-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
404
 
 XLY: me too buddy, me too
 a robot: By Cameron H., age 23
 CastleBravo: ....same.
 Scoo: Someone asked their older sister how to spell
Image 127148   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
779
 
 Bob: OSI Layer 1 perfection
 Science: perfectcablemanagement.jpg
 DarkTeddy: Aggro lovin
 AutoDisaster: Day 1. Come back 2 years later.
 hairy: why comm techs make the big bucks
 tib gubb: *yank*
 FunkyDrunk: the lube is a nice touch
 Dreforian: Not pictured: 10x1 service from their ISP
 Jack Daniels: Sweeeeeet.
 dtallon13: hnnnnngggggghhhhhhh
 Butcherboy: bomb squad: you cut the purple wire
 Wet farts: So there are others....
 Bianxing: This is how my girlfriend does cabling. Personally I prefer to use different colors for different things, makes tracing a bit easier, but then this looks like it's not going anywhere any time soon.
 Mr. Butt: Finally, a hard drive big enough to store all my Waluigi fan fiction.
 San DoDo: all that purple, there for the taking
 willowsprite: It's Mascot all the way down.
 a sedated moose: I wish I worked somewhere where people actually cared.
 Scoo: The Aggro-Server
 SunWukong: Ping goes into sculpture.
 sunset blues: Jeremy always knew his OCD would come in handy one day..
Image 127147   08-23-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
517
 
 DerMantis: this is a good one
 tamarindo: The Stepford Wives should be required reading.
 whiplash: "You remind me of my ex-gf for some reason. In fact, every woman I meet reminds me of my ex-gf for some reason."
 willowsprite: @Scoo probably, given the setting. Really fake, though. Like her face.
 Scoo: @willowsprite Now that I look again, it also kind of looks like a toasted marshmallow?
 willowsprite: @Scoo mushroom. Which explains a few things...
 DarkTeddy: The only way I get off
 a sedated moose: Unnerving.
 Scoo: Is that a tasty chunk of willow bark?
Image 127146   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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