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249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

249432  WannaBee: What gym is this?

249448  a robot: username/upload combo....!

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9. Dr Awkward
10. Scoo

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249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

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 6. dangerkeith3000: 3571 points
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11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
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 Jaunty Shrimp: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an airline ticket for my hamburger today
 scribbs: Excuse me, attendant, there is a burger eating this seat belt.
 San DoDo: Stay safe
 blargruck: Put the oxygen mask on yourself first, then on burgers sitting next to you
 Horatio: Did she buy a separate ticket for it?
Image 127155   08-23-16   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
 Mr. Butt: Some People Put Their Half-Baked Pseudo-Cynicism On Things. Sometimes Mugs. At Work.
Image 127154   08-23-16   Uploaded by    glowstick
 2Berries: Hey, how are ya? Hey, how are ya? Hey, how are ya?
 cmd: @Ukulelemike That may be true of what legally allows you to be considered part of the tribe, but that is not how many Native Americans would see it
 a robot: I get it, but I don't have to like it
 whiplash: Rachel was excited about her first day on the job at Raju's Indian Restaurant.
 RetrogradeRun: I mean, I don't know what kitchen she works in but I would regret putting that face paint on.
 Ukulelemike: To those who call this racist, remember, native Americans say if you have ONE DROP of Native American blood, you're Native American. So 99% Norweigian, blonde, blue eyes, 1% Native American, this is okay. .
 tamarindo: Ignorant casual racism is still racism.
 Peter Pantsless: "We've got five Greyhounds full of seniors arriving in twenty minutes. Get your goddamn war face on."
 dtallon13: idk what this is supposed to be but id fuck it
 Annoying Vegan : culturalappropriation.jpg
 Flirb Dampumple: "slutty sioux chef" costume needs more "slutty"
Image 127153   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
 Horatio: @dobbiesdoogs That was rad, slow clap for the true Trekkie.
 norgu5: child abuse
 DrinkMixMan: The most specific crop circle yet
 WaffleIron: @dobbiesdoogs : .... I'm speechless, you get plus.
 WaffleIron: No Dr. McCoy? Not my concern then, is it?
 dobbiesdoogs: cornfield on the edge of forever
 Teechur: Your Roomba has become self aware.
 savvoy: Programmable tractors are rad
 titular role: Holy shit
 Horatio: Also, this Star Wars maze is weird.
 Horatio: Kooooooooorhhhhhhhrn!!!!!
 Flirb Dampumple: hashtag StarSoTrek
 Bianxing: This is rad because it's real classic Star Trek and not that reboot dreck.
Image 127152   08-23-16   Uploaded by    punkinpie673
 hairy: Colorado-ing; climb a tree until it breaks and land in the 6 ft snowdrift
 WaffleIron: Cool and all, but your buddy climbed a higher tree to get this picture.
 Springbok: u kno he ded
 Teechur: Be careful, or you'll be wearing the (pine)cone of shame.
 RetrogradeRun: Enjoy rubbing sap out of your hands for 20 minutes.
 bug: This year's hipster harvest is coming along nicely.
Image 127151   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 eradicator: @square44 Yes
 square44: @bug hospital time, if your car doesn't have enough ground clearance
 bug: INSANE STUNT BONUS: -$50,000 + jail time
Image 127150   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Father Goose
 Borkf: This is how I often feel about my turds.
 WaffleIron: Laments of a friendly spaceship commentor.
 buttbear: This image describes the previous image.
 kalligrapher: pretty much sums up everything creative I have ever done....
 Hydraxion: This seems to work faster for me
 San DoDo: Fervent and giddy is my stagename
 Annoying Vegan : I am an artist and this is painfully relatable.
 Mr. Butt: Same.
 ignatz: Same..
Image 127149   08-23-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 XLY: me too buddy, me too
 a robot: By Cameron H., age 23
 CastleBravo: ....same.
 Scoo: Someone asked their older sister how to spell
Image 127148   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
 Bob: OSI Layer 1 perfection
 Science: perfectcablemanagement.jpg
 DarkTeddy: Aggro lovin
 AutoDisaster: Day 1. Come back 2 years later.
 hairy: why comm techs make the big bucks
 tib gubb: *yank*
 FunkyDrunk: the lube is a nice touch
 Dreforian: Not pictured: 10x1 service from their ISP
 carpwoman: Sweeeeeet.
 dtallon13: hnnnnngggggghhhhhhh
 Butcherboy: bomb squad: you cut the purple wire
 Wet farts: So there are others....
 Bianxing: This is how my girlfriend does cabling. Personally I prefer to use different colors for different things, makes tracing a bit easier, but then this looks like it's not going anywhere any time soon.
 Mr. Butt: Finally, a hard drive big enough to store all my Waluigi fan fiction.
 San DoDo: all that purple, there for the taking
 willowsprite: It's Mascot all the way down.
 a sedated moose: I wish I worked somewhere where people actually cared.
 Scoo: The Aggro-Server
 SunWukong: Ping goes into sculpture.
 ignatz: Jeremy always knew his OCD would come in handy one day..
Image 127147   08-23-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
 DerMantis: this is a good one
 tamarindo: The Stepford Wives should be required reading.
 whiplash: "You remind me of my ex-gf for some reason. In fact, every woman I meet reminds me of my ex-gf for some reason."
 willowsprite: @Scoo probably, given the setting. Really fake, though. Like her face.
 Scoo: @willowsprite Now that I look again, it also kind of looks like a toasted marshmallow?
 willowsprite: @Scoo mushroom. Which explains a few things...
 DarkTeddy: The only way I get off
 a sedated moose: Unnerving.
 Scoo: Is that a tasty chunk of willow bark?
Image 127146   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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