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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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3. addend
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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
407
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an airline ticket for my hamburger today
 scribbs: Excuse me, attendant, there is a burger eating this seat belt.
 San DoDo: Stay safe
 blargruck: Put the oxygen mask on yourself first, then on burgers sitting next to you
 Horatio: Did she buy a separate ticket for it?
Image 127155   08-23-16   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
527
 
 Mr. Butt: Some People Put Their Half-Baked Pseudo-Cynicism On Things. Sometimes Mugs. At Work.
Image 127154   08-23-16   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
268
 
 2Berries: Hey, how are ya? Hey, how are ya? Hey, how are ya?
 cmd: @Ukulelemike That may be true of what legally allows you to be considered part of the tribe, but that is not how many Native Americans would see it
 a robot: I get it, but I don't have to like it
 whiplash: Rachel was excited about her first day on the job at Raju's Indian Restaurant.
 RetrogradeRun: I mean, I don't know what kitchen she works in but I would regret putting that face paint on.
 Ukulelemike: To those who call this racist, remember, native Americans say if you have ONE DROP of Native American blood, you're Native American. So 99% Norweigian, blonde, blue eyes, 1% Native American, this is okay. .
 tamarindo: Ignorant casual racism is still racism.
 Peter Pantsless: "We've got five Greyhounds full of seniors arriving in twenty minutes. Get your goddamn war face on."
 dtallon13: idk what this is supposed to be but id fuck it
 Annoying Vegan : culturalappropriation.jpg
 Flirb Dampumple: "slutty sioux chef" costume needs more "slutty"
Image 127153   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
747
 
 Horatio: @dobbiesdoogs That was rad, slow clap for the true Trekkie.
 norgu5: child abuse
 DrinkMixMan: The most specific crop circle yet
 WaffleIron: @dobbiesdoogs : .... I'm speechless, you get plus.
 WaffleIron: No Dr. McCoy? Not my concern then, is it?
 dobbiesdoogs: cornfield on the edge of forever
 Teechur: Your Roomba has become self aware.
 savvoy: Programmable tractors are rad
 titular role: Holy shit
 Horatio: Also, this Star Wars maze is weird.
 Horatio: Kooooooooorhhhhhhhrn!!!!!
 Flirb Dampumple: hashtag StarSoTrek
 Bianxing: This is rad because it's real classic Star Trek and not that reboot dreck.
Image 127152   08-23-16   Uploaded by    punkinpie673
Score:
465
 
 hairy: Colorado-ing; climb a tree until it breaks and land in the 6 ft snowdrift
 WaffleIron: Cool and all, but your buddy climbed a higher tree to get this picture.
 Springbok: u kno he ded
 Teechur: Be careful, or you'll be wearing the (pine)cone of shame.
 RetrogradeRun: Enjoy rubbing sap out of your hands for 20 minutes.
 bug: This year's hipster harvest is coming along nicely.
Image 127151   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
366
 
 eradicator: @square44 Yes
 square44: @bug hospital time, if your car doesn't have enough ground clearance
 bug: INSANE STUNT BONUS: -$50,000 + jail time
Image 127150   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
885
 
 Borkf: This is how I often feel about my turds.
 WaffleIron: Laments of a friendly spaceship commentor.
 buttbear: This image describes the previous image.
 kalligrapher: pretty much sums up everything creative I have ever done....
 Hydraxion: This seems to work faster for me
 San DoDo: Fervent and giddy is my stagename
 Annoying Vegan : I am an artist and this is painfully relatable.
 Mr. Butt: Same.
 fishing: Same..
Image 127149   08-23-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
404
 
 XLY: me too buddy, me too
 a robot: By Cameron H., age 23
 CastleBravo: ....same.
 bobby: Someone asked their older sister how to spell
Image 127148   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
779
 
 Bob: OSI Layer 1 perfection
 Science: perfectcablemanagement.jpg
 DarkTeddy: Aggro lovin
 AutoDisaster: Day 1. Come back 2 years later.
 hairy: why comm techs make the big bucks
 tib gubb: *yank*
 FunkyDrunk: the lube is a nice touch
 Dreforian: Not pictured: 10x1 service from their ISP
 Jack Daniels: Sweeeeeet.
 dtallon13: hnnnnngggggghhhhhhh
 Butcherboy: bomb squad: you cut the purple wire
 Wet farts: So there are others....
 Bianxing: This is how my girlfriend does cabling. Personally I prefer to use different colors for different things, makes tracing a bit easier, but then this looks like it's not going anywhere any time soon.
 Mr. Butt: Finally, a hard drive big enough to store all my Waluigi fan fiction.
 San DoDo: all that purple, there for the taking
 willowsprite: It's Mascot all the way down.
 a sedated moose: I wish I worked somewhere where people actually cared.
 mrmrmr: The Aggro-Server
 SunWukong: Ping goes into sculpture.
 sunset blues: Jeremy always knew his OCD would come in handy one day..
Image 127147   08-23-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
517
 
 DerMantis: this is a good one
 tamarindo: The Stepford Wives should be required reading.
 whiplash: "You remind me of my ex-gf for some reason. In fact, every woman I meet reminds me of my ex-gf for some reason."
 willowsprite: @Scoo probably, given the setting. Really fake, though. Like her face.
 Wolfy21: @willowsprite Now that I look again, it also kind of looks like a toasted marshmallow?
 willowsprite: @Scoo mushroom. Which explains a few things...
 DarkTeddy: The only way I get off
 a sedated moose: Unnerving.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Is that a tasty chunk of willow bark?
Image 127146   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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