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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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Score:
340
 
 Fling Grombies: @willowsprite Uh huh
 Bold Cremungus: If you didn't want me to do it, why did you give me opposable thumbs?
 Lild Rempomple: Me too. Thanks for pointing to it.
 Flolm Horpumbies: Wait, I thoght that was Jesus, or is it God, who is the father and who the sonny
Image 127145   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Vurb Drumungus
Score:
599
 
 Rift Horpombies: King of all the wow I survey
 Rople Grombies: doge
 Frart Albumple: "I SAW THAT" -DOG
 Trerbo Dampumple: looks like somebody's in the doge house
 Lift Floble: King in my castle
Image 127144   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Malm Morpuble
Score:
547
 
 Rorm Rempongo: same @carpwoman
 Trirm Ploble: Rarely encountered breed of snek, mostly known for having the largest dropping to body weight ratio of any known species on the planet
 Raple Albumple: wittle snek!
 Jeple Horpungo: Snek-sized!
 Therb Dampupert: tiny snek for size
 Bift Alboble: A giant blackberry
Image 127143   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Giple Plemumple
Score:
95
 
 Crurb Albongo: My only question is; where did they come from? They couldn't possibly have jumped off of the roof, and this looks pretty deep in a city, where no deer would be.
 Lurm Ploble: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR GET WELL BALLOONS?!
 Flilm Grunungo: SPLAT!
 Rilm Plemomple: @Mr. Butt :)
 Veple Morpungus: @San DoDo ....my username is Mr. Butt.
 Fromp Plemopert: SAD
 Frown Dampungus: @Mr. Butt giving or taking?
 Jurb Flungus: "The world is cruel and merciless but also very beautiful"
 Velm Grongo: they're...they're just napping right? because it's hot and they're a little sweaty, so they're lying in the shade to cool down? right?
 Rompo Flumomple: @San DoDo Fierce buttsex ?
 Trirbo Horpongo: Odd, too..
 Peple Grunongus: It's a sad and beautiful world.
 Trald Rempopert: @Mr. Butt @ignatz I'll have what you're having :)
 Vompo Cremoble: I didn't work at first but now it does?
 Jang Horpungo: Did they died?
 Mirt Horpupert: Testing
 Borbo Flongus: Sad sad sad
 Thingo Drumomple: @Mr. Butt Try just one, by itself..
 Mimpo Albuble: @ignatz If I reply to you it works?
 Peld Morpombies: @ignatz SADSAD
 Frort Gruble: Is sadness outlawed on the spaceship?
 Thampo Albupert: someone else try..
 Pild Plemongus: sadsad
 Girbo Grunupert: Only can't post the word: "SAD"
 Fluple Plungo: posting not wqorking on this image..?
Image 127142   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Dorb Plungus
Score:
567
 
 Frurb Cremoble: @Amy Housewine: still better than Luton (UK) or Detroit(USA)
 Vompo Dampungus: You'll have so much room for activities
 Hiwn Flumongo: Polar bear does not approve of feel copping.
 Dempo Horpomple: @Teechur I don't want those clowns messing up my nice robot planet
 Pawn Dampomple: Can we send the 2016 delegates there?
 Fraft Drumopert: Make our unknown planet great again
 Trart Rempuble: @questionable Want a new word? Well too bad, here's one you already knew.
 Gingo Dampumple: So most of them
 Lilm Horpombies: all of this because its one inhabitant sits endlessly at one table, teaching all visitors the word 'interloper' at the cost of ten carbon
 Marm Rempungo: Damn pacifist silicon-based lifeforms!
 Pimpo Drumupert: And very few civic amenities.
Image 127141   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Crerb Cremumple
Score:
429
 
 Thift Flombies: no no no no no no no no no
 Huwn Bropert: Trump supporters
 Trart Drumopert: Technically, it's the depth hoar crystals that are responsible. And they know it.
 Pald Drumombies: @SunWukong I thougt you were going to say 'cos ice is unforgiving'
 Rurb Flumombies: I don't believe that you've asked them all.
 Trimp Flumoble: That is because ice is not cognitive.
Image 127140   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Hing Flombies
Score:
441
 
 Duft Cremungo: That is one tall lady.
 Dart Dampomple: GODZILLA! Actually, due to international copyright laws, it is NOT Godzilla, but IT LOOKS LIKE GODZILLA!
 Borm Morpopert: Godzilla was never the same after he got married and whipped.
 Holm Albongo: I don't think that picnic basket holds enough lunch for Godzilla.
 Flolm Flumumple: Man, what a prima donna.
 Maft Plombies: actually, he's not sharing the parasol, that's one selfish kaiju
 Flalm Morpuble: that's one classy kaiju
 Japle Albungus: Someone reads Cracked :)
 Rulm Horpumple: Tonari no Gojira
Image 127139   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Paft Flongo
Score:
822
 
 Rumpo Albumple: Wikihow: Be a disappointment.
 Trurb Cremungo: I wanted to, but then I gave up.
 Hart Dampongo: That's what I want to be too!
 Flerbo Flumumple: You be your beautiful self
Image 127138   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Garbo Plungo
Score:
155
 
 Jerbo Fluble: Gettin' into a little rough trade there, fellas?
 Jempo Flumbies: Is that geting doug with high?
 Rirm Dampopert: Get Carmen with high
 Vift Plemungus: Also, the accented 'e's have been eaten by Mascot.
 Frorb Plemupert: "Torador, en garde, torador! Torador! Torador!" (I have no idea what the image is referencing, so I just thought that I'd sing some Carmen).
 Pirt Dampomple: When did Juni stop being sexy?
Image 127137   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Flirt Plupert
Score:
208
 
 Trart Flungo: F.I.R.E A.L.A.R.M.
 Purm Plupert: I have no idea what this is...
 Vuple Morpopert: Duffledy. Duffleder. Duffledest.
Image 127136   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Cring Drumopert
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