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273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

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Score:
340
 
 Big Beagler: @willowsprite Uh huh
 Warrax: If you didn't want me to do it, why did you give me opposable thumbs?
 willowsprite: Me too. Thanks for pointing to it.
 San DoDo: Wait, I thoght that was Jesus, or is it God, who is the father and who the sonny
Image 127145   08-23-16   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
599
 
 FatTigerWoods: King of all the wow I survey
 dtallon13: doge
 WTF: "I SAW THAT" -DOG
 XLY: looks like somebody's in the doge house
 San DoDo: King in my castle
Image 127144   08-23-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
547
 
 eevee: same @carpwoman
 Dreforian: Rarely encountered breed of snek, mostly known for having the largest dropping to body weight ratio of any known species on the planet
 Fantasy: wittle snek!
 isosceleswaffle: Snek-sized!
 questionable: tiny snek for size
 San DoDo: A giant blackberry
Image 127143   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
95
 
 Springbok: My only question is; where did they come from? They couldn't possibly have jumped off of the roof, and this looks pretty deep in a city, where no deer would be.
 fanny: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR GET WELL BALLOONS?!
 hairy: SPLAT!
 San DoDo: @Mr. Butt :)
 Mr. Butt: @San DoDo ....my username is Mr. Butt.
 livelovebarf: SAD
 San DoDo: @Mr. Butt giving or taking?
 Himesama: "The world is cruel and merciless but also very beautiful"
 questionable: they're...they're just napping right? because it's hot and they're a little sweaty, so they're lying in the shade to cool down? right?
 Mr. Butt: @San DoDo Fierce buttsex ?
 obama: Odd, too..
 canada: It's a sad and beautiful world.
 San DoDo: @Mr. Butt @ignatz I'll have what you're having :)
 Mr. Butt: I didn't work at first but now it does?
 San DoDo: Did they died?
 Mr. Butt: Testing
 Mr. Butt: Sad sad sad
 kittylitter: @Mr. Butt Try just one, by itself..
 Mr. Butt: @ignatz If I reply to you it works?
 Mr. Butt: @ignatz SADSAD
 eradicator: Is sadness outlawed on the spaceship?
 eurotrash: someone else try..
 phonk: sadsad
 phil: Only can't post the word: "SAD"
 Cyka: posting not wqorking on this image..?
Image 127142   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
567
 
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine: still better than Luton (UK) or Detroit(USA)
 Screech: You'll have so much room for activities
 Snow Plow: Polar bear does not approve of feel copping.
 a robot: @Teechur I don't want those clowns messing up my nice robot planet
 Teechur: Can we send the 2016 delegates there?
 etc: Make our unknown planet great again
 Horatio: @questionable Want a new word? Well too bad, here's one you already knew.
 AdaMan: So most of them
 questionable: all of this because its one inhabitant sits endlessly at one table, teaching all visitors the word 'interloper' at the cost of ten carbon
 sylveon: Damn pacifist silicon-based lifeforms!
 Amy Housewine: And very few civic amenities.
Image 127141   08-23-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
429
 
 fracking: no no no no no no no no no
 DarkTeddy: Trump supporters
 Joseph: Technically, it's the depth hoar crystals that are responsible. And they know it.
 San DoDo: @SunWukong I thougt you were going to say 'cos ice is unforgiving'
 Amy Housewine: I don't believe that you've asked them all.
 SunWukong: That is because ice is not cognitive.
Image 127140   08-23-16   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
441
 
 Horatio: That is one tall lady.
 Hosebag: GODZILLA! Actually, due to international copyright laws, it is NOT Godzilla, but IT LOOKS LIKE GODZILLA!
 Ukulelemike: Godzilla was never the same after he got married and whipped.
 whiplash: I don't think that picnic basket holds enough lunch for Godzilla.
 Mitchell: Man, what a prima donna.
 funny in the wall: actually, he's not sharing the parasol, that's one selfish kaiju
 funny in the wall: that's one classy kaiju
 Mr. Butt: Someone reads Cracked :)
 Firm Buttocks: Tonari no Gojira
Image 127139   08-23-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
822
 
 Warrax: Wikihow: Be a disappointment.
 tamarindo: I wanted to, but then I gave up.
 Mexico: That's what I want to be too!
 San DoDo: You be your beautiful self
Image 127138   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
155
 
 shark: Gettin' into a little rough trade there, fellas?
 XLY: Is that geting doug with high?
 John Singapore: Get Carmen with high
 Amy Housewine: Also, the accented 'e's have been eaten by Mascot.
 Amy Housewine: "Torador, en garde, torador! Torador! Torador!" (I have no idea what the image is referencing, so I just thought that I'd sing some Carmen).
 Lestrange: When did Juni stop being sexy?
Image 127137   08-23-16   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
208
 
 Headoftheclass: F.I.R.E A.L.A.R.M.
 fullofwind: I have no idea what this is...
 Amy Housewine: Duffledy. Duffleder. Duffledest.
Image 127136   08-23-16   Uploaded by    dtallon13
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