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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
468
 
 cenecia: Become an adult webcam star?
 trelyate: draw butthorn comics
 Himesama: Me every night minus the full face of makeup.
 Pizza: You can sell the milk you're crying!
 Jayfu: Through porn!
 Lestrange: Not a problem for Adele...
 Mr. Butt: Let me tell you about Bitcoin, m'lady.
 Bianxing: Every woman's struggle...
Image 127135   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Image 127134 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by metallica. Boo, metallica.
Score:
525
 
 King Polly: This made me vote rad @Alkavarion
 Bianxing: @Amy Housewine BTW I just have to tell you that your username is brilliant.
 WaffleIron: I charge my helicopter in my USB port. My future is fucking rad!
 Alkavarion: Man, you guys were DRUNK.
 Amy Housewine: The only charging I endorse is on horseback, with a lance.
 Scoo: I hope it was a USB charger plugged into your car's cigarette lighter
Image 127133   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
205
 
 Jeannie C: @Wet farts You would not believe how happily I could live not knowing this.
 WaffleIron: This guy looks stunningly like me, and this is something I would do... but I don't know his buddy at the table there so I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not me.
 Horatio: If he didn't want to get up he should have got a #127092
 XLY: Best seat in the house
 imaginary gf: Dumb but funny......
 Flirb Dampumple: obey your thirst, you lazy fuck
 Wet farts: Fountain soda is nasty. I'd say maybe 2 out of 10 people properly clean them. I fix them for a living you wouldn't believe the shit that grows in the valves.
 Scoo: Had to lift one buttcheek to refill drink, 2/10
Image 127132   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
432
 
 ChubbyBuddy: how big is your harem?
 antipatterns: Sad that you might think that
 DrinkMixMan: It's true.
 Headoftheclass: The invention of toilet paper alone made that possible. The rest is just icing on the cake!
 Bianxing: @bug Yes, but they didn't have access to watching uncountable attractive people fuck on demand for free.
 bug: I don't know man... I'm pretty sure kings used to get laid on occasion.
 bug: How did you take a selfie with your TV?
 Amy Housewine: The Medieval Times is a really awful tabloid.
 Alkavarion: I don't know, the kings at Medieval Times get paid pretty well.
 Chef Says: Is it, though?
 Amy Housewine: ... but malnutrition has still left me with a lazy eye.
 Christina: Times have a-changed.
 chhumphrey: But you don't have a dog to wipe your fingers on!
 Scoo: That king could probably kill without consequence, for what it's worth
Image 127131   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
505
 
 Alkavarion: You may already be a wizard!
 chhumphrey: Eh, he doesn't give a hoot
 Horatio: Ew, this is for Durmstrrang. Trash.
 Lestrange: Sorting hat says Hufflepuff.
Image 127130   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
282
 
 chhumphrey: @zika lika I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night
 zika lika: @chhumphrey who are you
 Headoftheclass: Fucking Animal Crackers...
 Remp Wulgus: 802.11b
 chhumphrey: Happy Animal Crackers
 Horatio: Do these crackers taste salter than normal?
 AdaMan: @bug gross
 bug: @AdaMan I got hungry just from looking at this pic.
 Flirb Dampumple: How get cow pragnant?
 Lestrange: Wheres the beef?
 Scoo: Swiggity Swacker
 AdaMan: What the hell. NSFW pics again?
Image 127129   08-23-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
265
 
 Science: @bug: It's the Imperator "Ioannes V"
 AutoDisaster: Must be a small fortune invested invested in this crap.
 bug: Hard to tell from the image compression, but is that Johnny Number 5 in a Warhammer game?
 Horatio: Man, Rock 'em Sock 'em has changed A LOT since I was a kid.
 androbot: They just want to delay the bad yelp review
 Mr. Butt: Pacific Rim 2 looking good.
 Flirb Dampumple: Planned Parenthood Convention
Image 127128   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
256
 
 WaffleIron: This guy needs to chill out. Maybe there's an herb for that.
 Bianxing: When the username is part of the joke...
Image 127127   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
220
 
 dobbiesdoogs: do i need to bring my dreamcast vmu to test my seman?
 John Singapore: GREAT! Finally a place where they do that!!
 Amy Housewine: @AdaMan Because this is The Friendly Spaceship and Purple is a sacrement.
 Horatio: Well doctor, does it taste like a boy or a girl? We want to know how to paint the nursery.
 Christina: Does seman cause pregnency?
 AdaMan: Why are some words purple and some not?
 Amy Housewine: Salty seman.
 WaffleIron: This tests the etcetera.
 bug: This was the worst internship I've ever had.
 Mr. Butt: SEMAN
 Jeannie C: I'm not signing up for this experiment.
 Stonewyvvern: Sounds like my exwifes underwear
 sparename: cornerstones of a nutritious breakfast. And I'm sure the background picture is bacon and eggs?
Image 127126   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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