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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163806 yev: is she pregnant?

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Score:
449
 
 cenecia: Become an adult webcam star?
 trelyate: draw butthorn comics
 Himesama: Me every night minus the full face of makeup.
 Pizza: You can sell the milk you're crying!
 Jayfu: Through porn!
 Lestrange: Not a problem for Adele...
 Mr. Butt: Let me tell you about Bitcoin, m'lady.
 Bianxing: Every woman's struggle...
Image 127135   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Image 127134 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by metallica. Boo, metallica.
Score:
525
 
 King Polly: This made me vote rad @Alkavarion
 Bianxing: @Amy Housewine BTW I just have to tell you that your username is brilliant.
 WaffleIron: I charge my helicopter in my USB port. My future is fucking rad!
 Alkavarion: Man, you guys were DRUNK.
 Amy Housewine: The only charging I endorse is on horseback, with a lance.
 Scoo: I hope it was a USB charger plugged into your car's cigarette lighter
Image 127133   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
205
 
 Jeannie C: @Wet farts You would not believe how happily I could live not knowing this.
 WaffleIron: This guy looks stunningly like me, and this is something I would do... but I don't know his buddy at the table there so I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not me.
 Horatio: If he didn't want to get up he should have got a #127092
 XLY: Best seat in the house
 imaginary gf: Dumb but funny......
 Flirb Dampumple: obey your thirst, you lazy fuck
 Wet farts: Fountain soda is nasty. I'd say maybe 2 out of 10 people properly clean them. I fix them for a living you wouldn't believe the shit that grows in the valves.
 Scoo: Had to lift one buttcheek to refill drink, 2/10
Image 127132   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
432
 
 ChubbyBuddy: how big is your harem?
 antipatterns: Sad that you might think that
 DrinkMixMan: It's true.
 Headoftheclass: The invention of toilet paper alone made that possible. The rest is just icing on the cake!
 Bianxing: @bug Yes, but they didn't have access to watching uncountable attractive people fuck on demand for free.
 bug: I don't know man... I'm pretty sure kings used to get laid on occasion.
 bug: How did you take a selfie with your TV?
 Amy Housewine: The Medieval Times is a really awful tabloid.
 Alkavarion: I don't know, the kings at Medieval Times get paid pretty well.
 Chef Says: Is it, though?
 Amy Housewine: ... but malnutrition has still left me with a lazy eye.
 Christina: Times have a-changed.
 chhumphrey: But you don't have a dog to wipe your fingers on!
 Scoo: That king could probably kill without consequence, for what it's worth
Image 127131   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
505
 
 Alkavarion: You may already be a wizard!
 chhumphrey: Eh, he doesn't give a hoot
 Horatio: Ew, this is for Durmstrrang. Trash.
 Lestrange: Sorting hat says Hufflepuff.
Image 127130   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
282
 
 chhumphrey: @zika lika I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night
 zika lika: @chhumphrey who are you
 Headoftheclass: Fucking Animal Crackers...
 Remp Wulgus: 802.11b
 chhumphrey: Happy Animal Crackers
 Horatio: Do these crackers taste salter than normal?
 AdaMan: @bug gross
 bug: @AdaMan I got hungry just from looking at this pic.
 Flirb Dampumple: How get cow pragnant?
 Lestrange: Wheres the beef?
 Scoo: Swiggity Swacker
 AdaMan: What the hell. NSFW pics again?
Image 127129   08-23-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
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 Science: @bug: It's the Imperator "Ioannes V"
 AutoDisaster: Must be a small fortune invested invested in this crap.
 bug: Hard to tell from the image compression, but is that Johnny Number 5 in a Warhammer game?
 Horatio: Man, Rock 'em Sock 'em has changed A LOT since I was a kid.
 androbot: They just want to delay the bad yelp review
 Mr. Butt: Pacific Rim 2 looking good.
 Flirb Dampumple: Planned Parenthood Convention
Image 127128   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
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 WaffleIron: This guy needs to chill out. Maybe there's an herb for that.
 Bianxing: When the username is part of the joke...
Image 127127   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
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 dobbiesdoogs: do i need to bring my dreamcast vmu to test my seman?
 John Singapore: GREAT! Finally a place where they do that!!
 Amy Housewine: @AdaMan Because this is The Friendly Spaceship and Purple is a sacrement.
 Horatio: Well doctor, does it taste like a boy or a girl? We want to know how to paint the nursery.
 Christina: Does seman cause pregnency?
 AdaMan: Why are some words purple and some not?
 Amy Housewine: Salty seman.
 WaffleIron: This tests the etcetera.
 bug: This was the worst internship I've ever had.
 Mr. Butt: SEMAN
 Jeannie C: I'm not signing up for this experiment.
 Stonewyvvern: Sounds like my exwifes underwear
 sparename: cornerstones of a nutritious breakfast. And I'm sure the background picture is bacon and eggs?
Image 127126   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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