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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
468
 
 cenecia: Become an adult webcam star?
 trelyate: draw butthorn comics
 Himesama: Me every night minus the full face of makeup.
 Pizza: You can sell the milk you're crying!
 Jayfu: Through porn!
 Lestrange: Not a problem for Adele...
 Mr. Butt: Let me tell you about Bitcoin, m'lady.
 Bianxing: Every woman's struggle...
Image 127135   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Image 127134 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by metallica. We'll pray for you, metallica.
Score:
525
 
 King Polly: This made me vote rad @Alkavarion
 Bianxing: @Amy Housewine BTW I just have to tell you that your username is brilliant.
 WaffleIron: I charge my helicopter in my USB port. My future is fucking rad!
 Alkavarion: Man, you guys were DRUNK.
 Amy Housewine: The only charging I endorse is on horseback, with a lance.
 Scoo: I hope it was a USB charger plugged into your car's cigarette lighter
Image 127133   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
205
 
 Jeannie C: @Wet farts You would not believe how happily I could live not knowing this.
 WaffleIron: This guy looks stunningly like me, and this is something I would do... but I don't know his buddy at the table there so I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not me.
 Horatio: If he didn't want to get up he should have got a #127092
 XLY: Best seat in the house
 imaginary gf: Dumb but funny......
 Flirb Dampumple: obey your thirst, you lazy fuck
 Wet farts: Fountain soda is nasty. I'd say maybe 2 out of 10 people properly clean them. I fix them for a living you wouldn't believe the shit that grows in the valves.
 Scoo: Had to lift one buttcheek to refill drink, 2/10
Image 127132   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
432
 
 ChubbyBuddy: how big is your harem?
 antipatterns: Sad that you might think that
 DrinkMixMan: It's true.
 Headoftheclass: The invention of toilet paper alone made that possible. The rest is just icing on the cake!
 Bianxing: @bug Yes, but they didn't have access to watching uncountable attractive people fuck on demand for free.
 bug: I don't know man... I'm pretty sure kings used to get laid on occasion.
 bug: How did you take a selfie with your TV?
 Amy Housewine: The Medieval Times is a really awful tabloid.
 Alkavarion: I don't know, the kings at Medieval Times get paid pretty well.
 Chef Says: Is it, though?
 Amy Housewine: ... but malnutrition has still left me with a lazy eye.
 Christina: Times have a-changed.
 chhumphrey: But you don't have a dog to wipe your fingers on!
 Scoo: That king could probably kill without consequence, for what it's worth
Image 127131   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
505
 
 Alkavarion: You may already be a wizard!
 chhumphrey: Eh, he doesn't give a hoot
 Horatio: Ew, this is for Durmstrrang. Trash.
 Lestrange: Sorting hat says Hufflepuff.
Image 127130   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
282
 
 chhumphrey: @zika lika I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night
 zika lika: @chhumphrey who are you
 Headoftheclass: Fucking Animal Crackers...
 Remp Wulgus: 802.11b
 chhumphrey: Happy Animal Crackers
 Horatio: Do these crackers taste salter than normal?
 AdaMan: @bug gross
 bug: @AdaMan I got hungry just from looking at this pic.
 Flirb Dampumple: How get cow pragnant?
 Lestrange: Wheres the beef?
 Scoo: Swiggity Swacker
 AdaMan: What the hell. NSFW pics again?
Image 127129   08-23-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
265
 
 Science: @bug: It's the Imperator "Ioannes V"
 AutoDisaster: Must be a small fortune invested invested in this crap.
 bug: Hard to tell from the image compression, but is that Johnny Number 5 in a Warhammer game?
 Horatio: Man, Rock 'em Sock 'em has changed A LOT since I was a kid.
 androbot: They just want to delay the bad yelp review
 Mr. Butt: Pacific Rim 2 looking good.
 Flirb Dampumple: Planned Parenthood Convention
Image 127128   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
256
 
 WaffleIron: This guy needs to chill out. Maybe there's an herb for that.
 Bianxing: When the username is part of the joke...
Image 127127   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
220
 
 dobbiesdoogs: do i need to bring my dreamcast vmu to test my seman?
 John Singapore: GREAT! Finally a place where they do that!!
 Amy Housewine: @AdaMan Because this is The Friendly Spaceship and Purple is a sacrement.
 Horatio: Well doctor, does it taste like a boy or a girl? We want to know how to paint the nursery.
 Christina: Does seman cause pregnency?
 AdaMan: Why are some words purple and some not?
 Amy Housewine: Salty seman.
 WaffleIron: This tests the etcetera.
 bug: This was the worst internship I've ever had.
 Mr. Butt: SEMAN
 Jeannie C: I'm not signing up for this experiment.
 Stonewyvvern: Sounds like my exwifes underwear
 sparename: cornerstones of a nutritious breakfast. And I'm sure the background picture is bacon and eggs?
Image 127126   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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