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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Jorb Brongus: what happens if the park gets popular?
 Thulm Morpoble: "4.5: Bring mace"
 Rimpo Plemupert: Rapist approved
 Thorb Floble: Respect urban solitude and avoid eye contact.
 Hong Floble: #5 ...and no one will hear your screams.
 Trungo Floble: Not enough solitude for a fortress, but good enough to "get away from it all" for a few hours.
 Crald Flungo: #4 is how Night of the Living Dead started.
 Truwn Cremumbies: Introvert approved
Image 127125   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Thorb Grupert
 Luld Drumomple: @SunWukong WOOOOOOOO!
 Verb Cremungus: @SunWukong Left shoe Stylin', right shoe Profilin'.
 Hold Groble: @Amy Housewine He keeps Ric Flair in the shoe rack.
 Parb Gruble: Steve "Steve" Borden.
 Vilm Albomple: At least you'll know when orcs are about
 Hurbo Gruble: Why, does he hate umbrellas?
 Rulm Horpongus: Will it cover him when it rains?
 Thung Dampuble: "Fuck the Police. I just want Sting."
 Cring Broble: Message in a bucket...
 Muft Flumomple: @Bianxing jealous?
 Hung Brumbies: @Janston Your comment is a tautology.
 Liwn Cremungus: Unnecessary ellipsis...
 Larm Plombies: @Scoo I concede victory to your far superior comment
 Jawn Flumongus: Do you work in the Mines of Moria?
 Flilm Flumungus: Do you work for Colbert?
Image 127124   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Jarm Cremongus
 Gorbo Grumple: lmaooooooo...
 Lurt Horpuble: Salute Your Shorts
 Flort Horpongo: Is that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho by any chance?
 Pert Flumumbies: Should have popped a on handed hand stand for full points, as is 7/10
 Verbo Brumple: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
 Hungo Drumoble: I'd hate to see him raise the flag, if you know what I mean! (wink wink!)
 Jeng Flumopert: I pledge allegiance to my pants...
 Hilm Rempombies: Unclear on the concept, face the flag.
 Jolm Drumumbies: AG clock
Image 127123   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Down Flongo
 Floft Grumple: parenting: doing it right
 Roft Plopert: What it feels like showing up to a show after 30.
 Dorbo Horpungo: Bunch of misfits
 Pirbo Cremongus: Bonus points for the Subhumans shirt.
 Thongo Pluble: This is the most punk thing I've seen all day.
 Leng Cremomple: Fight! Fight!
 Jerm Grunungus: Hardcoredancing.jpg
Image 127122   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Vold Cremomple
 Cringo Morpoble: Tina Fey is funny
 Bert Dampupert: @Christina Well, maybe. I think. Possibly.
 Crampo Plombies: The perfect box for gas station pizza, like that Godfather's crap.
 Trarbo Dampumple: @Amy Housewine Maybe it is that way since the beginning, maybe it's Maybelline.
 Geld Alboble: Am I still allowed to try this "fresh" pizza if, in point of fact, I haven't tried all of the rest yet?
 Jimpo Rempoble: @Christina maybe is an unattributed quote from a satisfied patron.
 Lild Rempongus: Some people don't know what quotation marks are for.
 Crang Grongus: "Pizza"
Image 127121   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Mart Dampombies
 Paple Albopert: @Jaunty Shrimp Indistinguishable Canadian is my dancin' name.
 Flulm Fluble: @SomeCanadian By the way, you spelled my name wrong and I don't like being called an old alcoholic, you indistinguishable Canadian. Heh
 Flirbo Ploble: Who's clicking on @Jaunty Shrimp 's name to see what they look like?
 Leld Morpuble: @SomeCanadian While I may indeed be an aging alcoholic, this is not me. Although I have posted an old pic of myself here a while ago.
 Huld Flumopert: Cool digital watch Mr 1982
 Frert Plemupert: @SomeCanadian I reckon so... pointing to ring finger, no ring, I accept. wow that was unexpected. I'm so flattered.
 Flirbo Flumumbies: Is this you @Janty Shrimp? You old alcoholic.
 Trango Albongus: the cornerstone of a nutritious breakfast
Image 127120   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Lengo Drumongo
 Dang Cremupert: That's gonna leave a mark.
 Crople Plemongo: Prank #39982
 Thomp Drumongo: Shitting yourself while wearing nothing but white. How embarrassing...
 Tremp Dampungus: Weeeeeeeeeeee!
 Guft Albongo: I like to think that the man flying through the air is totally un-related to the car flying through the air
 Jalm Flumumbies: Rick never did quite master the concept of air bags, but somehow he still managed to do alright.
 Romp Drumumbies: I ragret nothing!
 Jung Flumbies: So they DO have ejection seats.
 Hungo Grunupert: Oddly, when the rapture came, Bobby was the only racer who ascended.
 Freng Drumongo: This kills the driver
 Flirt Brongus: @Mr. Butt that would be a silly reason to flag you. Bringing up Taledega nights, on the other hand....
 Florbo Horpomple: Look out! That flying man is about to hit the sculpture!
 Balm Morpumple: The suit is going to inflate, RIGHT GUYS?!?!?
 Jeft Drumumbies: @Peter Pantsless Wait, are you moderator level? Please don't flag me for taking the piss out of your joke :(
 Julm Cremungo: @Peter Pantsless If the movie Taledega Nights was correct, you're disqualified if you get out of the car.
 Trelm Groble: "Mistakes were made."
 Deft Cremumple: If his lifeless corpse makes it across the finish line before the other cars, does he win?
 Frople Plumbies: I must go, for I am needed on my home world. Goodbye, earthlings.
Image 127119   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Hompo Pluble
 Durt Grunuble: How much do I have to donate to automatically append black bars to EVERY IMAGE?
 Flurb Plemongo: Bars, signs, bar signs. All the signs were there for a bad joke. This comment.
 Purbo Plemupert: Where do those black bars come from? I mean they're not included in the picture you shot, nor when you share, let alone when you look for it in your file to upload. Is it the website that create them?
 Rurm Rempuble: Soup of the day: Black bars
Image 127118   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Durb Flumbies
 Jimpo Grombies: @There was a bob here I find it difficult to garden without using bone/blood meal and various manures
 Vurb Brumbies: I'll never look at the Farmers' Market the same way again.
 Relm Plemombies: Those watermellons may have fed on the nutrients of dead animals. I can't be sure this is vegan.
Image 127117   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Ruft Rempumple
 Balm Cremoble: Sad, but true.
 Ruft Plemungus: I warned you about the stairs, bro
 Jirt Flongus: Booo, go outside you salty whimp
 Thown Rempopert: To be around such great luminaries- I feel so... what's the word? Ambivalent.
 Cring Cremuble: But I, being a failure, have only shit; I have spread my shit under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my life.
 Dorb Ploble: Foot horn
 Bimp Flumungus: too close
 Hurm Drumumple: Same
 Gomp Albumple: Your words, not mine. My words are similar but more scathing.
Image 127116   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Miple Drumupert
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