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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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 square44: what happens if the park gets popular?
 Peter Pantsless: "4.5: Bring mace"
 AverageJoe: Rapist approved
 WaffleIron: Respect urban solitude and avoid eye contact.
 Jeannie C: #5 ...and no one will hear your screams.
 Janston: Not enough solitude for a fortress, but good enough to "get away from it all" for a few hours.
 Jeannie C: #4 is how Night of the Living Dead started.
 Annoying Vegan : Introvert approved
Image 127125   08-23-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Headoftheclass: @SunWukong WOOOOOOOO!
 Amy Housewine: @SunWukong Left shoe Stylin', right shoe Profilin'.
 SunWukong: @Amy Housewine He keeps Ric Flair in the shoe rack.
 Amy Housewine: Steve "Steve" Borden.
 Magma Safe: At least you'll know when orcs are about
 chhumphrey: Why, does he hate umbrellas?
 Christina: Will it cover him when it rains?
 Peter Pantsless: "Fuck the Police. I just want Sting."
 SunWukong: Message in a bucket...
 Janston: @Bianxing jealous?
 Bianxing: @Janston Your comment is a tautology.
 Janston: Unnecessary ellipsis...
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo I concede victory to your far superior comment
 Mr. Butt: Do you work in the Mines of Moria?
 frenk: Do you work for Colbert?
Image 127124   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
 zoso: lmaooooooo...
 trelyate: Salute Your Shorts
 Fancy Clown: Is that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho by any chance?
 XLY: Should have popped a on handed hand stand for full points, as is 7/10
 Watch Out: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
 fanny: I'd hate to see him raise the flag, if you know what I mean! (wink wink!)
 bug: I pledge allegiance to my pants...
 Jeannie C: Unclear on the concept, face the flag.
 Phum Munts: AG clock
Image 127123   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
 tib gubb: parenting: doing it right
 Horatio: What it feels like showing up to a show after 30.
 AdaMan: Bunch of misfits
 Amy Housewine: Bonus points for the Subhumans shirt.
 WaffleIron: This is the most punk thing I've seen all day.
 Jeannie C: Fight! Fight!
 Janston: Hardcoredancing.jpg
Image 127122   08-23-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 wolfskin: Tina Fey is funny
 Amy Housewine: @Christina Well, maybe. I think. Possibly.
 Beef Supreme: The perfect box for gas station pizza, like that Godfather's crap.
 Christina: @Amy Housewine Maybe it is that way since the beginning, maybe it's Maybelline.
 Amy Housewine: Am I still allowed to try this "fresh" pizza if, in point of fact, I haven't tried all of the rest yet?
 Janston: @Christina maybe is an unattributed quote from a satisfied patron.
 Christina: Some people don't know what quotation marks are for.
 spydermon: "Pizza"
Image 127121   08-23-16   Uploaded by    peeper
 SomeCanadian: @Jaunty Shrimp Indistinguishable Canadian is my dancin' name.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @SomeCanadian By the way, you spelled my name wrong and I don't like being called an old alcoholic, you indistinguishable Canadian. Heh
 willowsprite: Who's clicking on @Jaunty Shrimp 's name to see what they look like?
 Jaunty Shrimp: @SomeCanadian While I may indeed be an aging alcoholic, this is not me. Although I have posted an old pic of myself here a while ago.
 Lestrange: Cool digital watch Mr 1982
 Rachelina: @SomeCanadian I reckon so... pointing to ring finger, no ring, I accept. wow that was unexpected. I'm so flattered.
 SomeCanadian: Is this you @Janty Shrimp? You old alcoholic.
 sparename: the cornerstone of a nutritious breakfast
Image 127120   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 ping: That's gonna leave a mark.
 grandma: Prank #39982
 Headoftheclass: Shitting yourself while wearing nothing but white. How embarrassing...
 Fast Sloth: Weeeeeeeeeeee!
 BobbyRhino: I like to think that the man flying through the air is totally un-related to the car flying through the air
 Horatio: Rick never did quite master the concept of air bags, but somehow he still managed to do alright.
 Starky15: I ragret nothing!
 AdaMan: So they DO have ejection seats.
 bug: Oddly, when the rapture came, Bobby was the only racer who ascended.
 Borb Prembus: This kills the driver
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt that would be a silly reason to flag you. Bringing up Taledega nights, on the other hand....
 Amy Housewine: Look out! That flying man is about to hit the sculpture!
 Agamemnon Triforce: The suit is going to inflate, RIGHT GUYS?!?!?
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless Wait, are you moderator level? Please don't flag me for taking the piss out of your joke :(
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless If the movie Taledega Nights was correct, you're disqualified if you get out of the car.
 Mexico: "Mistakes were made."
 Peter Pantsless: If his lifeless corpse makes it across the finish line before the other cars, does he win?
 SomeCanadian: I must go, for I am needed on my home world. Goodbye, earthlings.
Image 127119   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 ModelTRex: How much do I have to donate to automatically append black bars to EVERY IMAGE?
 itskando: Bars, signs, bar signs. All the signs were there for a bad joke. This comment.
 Christina: Where do those black bars come from? I mean they're not included in the picture you shot, nor when you share, let alone when you look for it in your file to upload. Is it the website that create them?
 SomeCanadian: Soup of the day: Black bars
Image 127118   08-23-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
 Turts: @There was a bob here I find it difficult to garden without using bone/blood meal and various manures
 Jeannie C: I'll never look at the Farmers' Market the same way again.
 There was a bob here: Those watermellons may have fed on the nutrients of dead animals. I can't be sure this is vegan.
Image 127117   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
 Chef Says: Sad, but true.
 Flirb Dampumple: I warned you about the stairs, bro
 AverageJoe: Booo, go outside you salty whimp
 SomeCanadian: To be around such great luminaries- I feel so... what's the word? Ambivalent.
 There was a bob here: But I, being a failure, have only shit; I have spread my shit under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my life.
 Janston: Foot horn
 Morn Bumbies: too close
 Firm Buttocks: Same
 Skaalar: Your words, not mine. My words are similar but more scathing.
Image 127116   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Horatio
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