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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
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 Dreforian: @Janston Recommended but not required
 In The Pocket: i hate star wars
 Jeannie C: As usual, the dog has the best picture there.
 Frank herbert: 1st pic too non smiley
 Science: Too dog.
 Firm Buttocks: What if it's the dog's passport?
 Janston: Yes, I strongly recommend that the head not be cut off.
 Magma Safe: That's Speciesist
 dtallon13: borkf
Image 127105   08-23-16   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
575
 
 Frank herbert: How you expect to do butt sects that way?
 tib gubb: oh hell nah.
 dtallon13: plese stop lizzerd you are doing me a scare
Image 127104   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
193
 
 DrinkMixMan: Help yourself.
 Horatio: Too fancy for my tastes.
 Beef Supreme: Packaging for Luddites.
 Agamemnon Triforce: I still prefer Food Product brand food.
 fanny: oh god that's depressing packaging.
 harpooneer: @Bianxing Technically that's the only kind of correct.
 FatTigerWoods: Quality Last
 Frank herbert: @Butcherboy hamburger helper probably makes it. Thats the fun part of chesp foods.
 Bianxing: @Scoo That's the best kind of correct.
 abrahamx: Technically Correct
 Butcherboy: I'll pay the extra fifty cents for the good stuff
 Bianxing: Bachelor Chow
Image 127103   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
916
 
 Big Baby: OWMPH
 Jeannie C: Rad this every time. It is so gorgeous.
 Lestrange: Rad to the max if that is still a viable thing to say.
 Agamemnon Triforce: I like big butts and I can not lie. I'm sorry.
 chhumphrey: Why fairies don't play with dandelion seeds
 bug: PFFFFRRRRRTTtt
 Frank herbert: Rather cool sculpture
 EndlessVanity: Great, now there's going to be giant dandelions everywhere
 funny in the wall: i am a fan of butts
 Janston: My allergies are already flaring up.
 tib gubb: the epic loot is over there, far away.
Image 127102   08-23-16   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
390
 
 Amy Housewine: Fake and photoshopped. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
 tib gubb: moustache man fucking sucks.
 Firm Buttocks: If anything, more enigmatic
 dtallon13: Rona Liswanson
Image 127101   08-23-16   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
183
 
 Prumbo: @Urn BooUrn - No kidding. I've only seen guts like that on chronic, long time alcoholics.
 Rhombo Dimple: @Kohapi - If I weren't already gay this would make me.
 Fiasco: Jesus Christ drink much?
 Jeannie C: @harpooneer Tragically, you are wrong. Such poor, trapped, benighted women exist in profusion.
 AverageJoe: as a baconsexual, that offends me
 Frank herbert: He masterbates at the cirner pub eating... well... you know
 Firm Buttocks: I thought those were Rennies, but they're condoms. I suspect this person could use former far more than the latter
 funny in the wall: this is to be securely filed in the "moot" category
 sparename: Wigan and Las Vegas - both places where you can buy sex with chips
 harpooneer: @Kohapi No such lady exists.
 Kohapi: Can you imagine being the poor lady who would have to see that globe with text thrusting back and forth at you? It would certainly make you question your decisions in life.
 tib gubb: literally frames before the zergling spawn.
 Warrax: That's an odd place for a horn.
 Urn BooUrn: Fucking lord, see a doctor about your liver failure.
 Derp Herpigan: and fat as well, it seems
Image 127100   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
433
 
 whiplash: Hulk wank! Wank a lot!
 Jeannie C: @tib gubb Yes. Yes, we can. And with no awareness of the contradiction.
 Christina: Hulk is ultra angry.
 tib gubb: seriously: you can pay for this, and then complain about how the economy is going to shit.
Image 127099   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
280
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Janston it's probably called "After The Break", given the text being set apart physically and by color.
 WTF: Is that Jean-Claude Van Damme in the middle?
 Janston: The original Breakin', that is. I'd be interested to watch whatever this documentary is, tho.
 Janston: I seriously, unironically, love this movie. Never seen the sequel. Don't need to. The original is perfect.
 Joseph: I'm still convinced I can dance.
 Agamemnon Triforce: After Breakin' came out all the Lilly white kids at my elementary school were convinced they could dance.
 Warrax: What's this from?
 Derp Herpigan: @San DoDo @Jaunty Shrimp 2: Electric Boogaloo Shrimp
 San DoDo: Is this your long lost brother @Jaunty Shrimp
Image 127098   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
237
 
 JollyWell: omggg
 Agamemnon Triforce: @funny in the wall yeah, after Family Guy humor just gave up.
 Firm Buttocks: Pot smoking tobacco
 funny in the wall: is this what passes for a play on words these days?
 dtallon13: dank
 mrwiffler: arrgggg
Image 127097   08-23-16   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
504
 
 silver: What the friend
 chhumphrey: That tan line is going to be hell to explain
 usernamee: @DrinkMixMan Why not both?
 Frank herbert: @bug they suck. Do pavers
 bug: My opinion is unwanted... about refinishing wood decks.
 Mr. Butt: Booty. Puppy. House plant respecting proper feng shui. Have a rad.
 tib gubb: that's a fine bitch. the girl there has a nice ass as well.
 dtallon13: @DrinkMixMan pet me
 dtallon13: @DrinkMixMan pe me
 DrinkMixMan: Which one do I pet?!?!
Image 127096   08-23-16   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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