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258226  Annoying Vegan : They are very nice in cinnamon rolls.

258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

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258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257995 Passive: The pain is real


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 Firm Buttocks: Mellow Birds Will Make You Smile
 Otterman: Now jab a knife into its face.
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 Science: Can't read my, can't read my, No he can't read my peanut butter face
 sparename: " # We are drowning in your shit, Shit # "
 tib gubb: peanut buddy
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 VoR: @SomeCanadian But the label..
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 Mr. Shine: He ded.
 tib gubb: still good
Image 127067   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Frank herbert: Give me liberty or give me... head? Oh monster@!!
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 msmstud: Poor guy seems dismayed and perhaps displeased. Do we offer him a hug in the movie?
 Hydraxion: Arigatou Obama-san
 Mitchell: @Yam Kerokerokerokero
 Otterman: Earthman, give me your seed!
 XLY: When you accidentally have the front camera on
 Yam: "Kamitsuki Gamakujira"
 SomeCanadian: Mascot's family keeps growing.
 sparename: Mr Gus got the pox
 Mr. Shine: Well excuuuuuuuse me!
Image 127066   08-23-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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 NoRagrets: This will be the ride of your life.....literally.
 Mr. Shine: *high-speed bongo solo*
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 toaster: Thirsty Thurston from the Hi and Lois live action movie lookin' good.
 MisterCreosote: Why women in porn should have small hands.
 Starky15: Still twice as much alcohol as Budweiser.
 sparename: "King-size Mars Bars make ideal normal-sized Mars Bars for giants, Fun-size Mars Bars make ideal normal-sized Mars bars for dwarves"
 Side Boob: Rad for Andre the Giant
Image 127064   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 carpwoman: @Frank herbert - I've seen it. Not very well done, but hey, they tried.
 Frank herbert: Edward penishands (its a thing)
 MisterCreosote: uhh... thanks, grandma?
 msmstud: "This'll stop Timmy from loosing his vital bodily fluids and getting ill humors."
 Otterman: @VoR Not enough rads for expertly crafted burn
 Mad Collager: @Darkasnoon That's the truth!
 Darkasnoon: Pinocchio nose warmer/snot collecter
 Stonewyvvern: Socks on cocks
 duckfarts: well of course the kittens lost their mittens, it was cold outside
 VoR: Room to grow I see
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 msmstud: I envy their snail harvest, they are truly blessed.
 Ukulelemike: No this nis clearly Snail Shakespeare Theatre in the Round
 Whatever: The snails will slowly inherit the Earth...
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 Skaalar: @mrdiron Tell me your slimes and I'll polish your shell
 Magma Safe: Snail circle jerk: Snircle Jerk
 ElGenerico: I'll worship like a snail at the shell of your lies
 VoR: @Firm Buttocks Rout of snails seems more fitting here...
 Firm Buttocks: The Parliament of Snails
 mrdiron: I'll worship like a snail in the shrine of your lies
 duckfarts: hail snaitan
 annterland: Snail fairy ring. Snairy ring
 VoR: Circle the wagons: Swagons
 ignatz: 7th circle of hell. Snell.
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 Peter Pantsless: They really don't want you to cheat on that drug test
 Mad Collager: @msmstud Sorry, got my gun nuts mixed up.
 Youll Cowards: Excellent, excellent
 msmstud: I can't go unless I have steady eye contact with a deeply uncomfortable stranger.
 msmstud: @Mad Collager -- You're thinking Clint Eastwood.
 mutantmoose: Love that the covers are labeled "Discreet Seat"
 Mad Collager: Charlton Heston's bathroom
 Mad Collager: So, I suppose you're wondering why I called you here today...
 illBilliam: Job interviews keep getting weirder.
 mrdiron: commode confessional
 duckfarts: put your feet up, pinch a load off
 itskando: Heh. The seat is really the box.
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 vincenzo: Shes scolding him for making a shirt out of the couch
 San DoDo: Let me look at you dear *every grandma ever*
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 VoR: Look at me! Now RAD!
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 sports: your mom must be proud
 msmstud: @Firm Buttocks -- You win one internets.
 Mad Collager: Covered in guano=birds
 Firm Buttocks: third from the sun
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