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228518  a robot: "CATCHUP?????"

228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

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 Firm Buttocks: Mellow Birds Will Make You Smile
 Otterman: Now jab a knife into its face.
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 tib gubb: still good
Image 127067   08-23-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Frank herbert: Give me liberty or give me... head? Oh monster@!!
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 msmstud: Poor guy seems dismayed and perhaps displeased. Do we offer him a hug in the movie?
 Hydraxion: Arigatou Obama-san
 Mitchell: @Yam Kerokerokerokero
 Otterman: Earthman, give me your seed!
 XLY: When you accidentally have the front camera on
 Yam: "Kamitsuki Gamakujira"
 SomeCanadian: Mascot's family keeps growing.
 sparename: Mr Gus got the pox
 Mr. Shine: Well excuuuuuuuse me!
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 NoRagrets: This will be the ride of your life.....literally.
 Mr. Shine: *high-speed bongo solo*
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 willowsprite: Not what I meant by "small beer."
 toaster: Thirsty Thurston from the Hi and Lois live action movie lookin' good.
 MisterCreosote: Why women in porn should have small hands.
 Starky15: Still twice as much alcohol as Budweiser.
 sparename: "King-size Mars Bars make ideal normal-sized Mars Bars for giants, Fun-size Mars Bars make ideal normal-sized Mars bars for dwarves"
 Side Boob: Rad for Andre the Giant
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 MisterCreosote: uhh... thanks, grandma?
 msmstud: "This'll stop Timmy from loosing his vital bodily fluids and getting ill humors."
 Otterman: @VoR Not enough rads for expertly crafted burn
 Mad Collager: @Darkasnoon That's the truth!
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 Stonewyvvern: Socks on cocks
 duckfarts: well of course the kittens lost their mittens, it was cold outside
 VoR: Room to grow I see
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 msmstud: I envy their snail harvest, they are truly blessed.
 Ukulelemike: No this nis clearly Snail Shakespeare Theatre in the Round
 Whatever: The snails will slowly inherit the Earth...
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 Magma Safe: Snail circle jerk: Snircle Jerk
 ElGenerico: I'll worship like a snail at the shell of your lies
 VoR: @Firm Buttocks Rout of snails seems more fitting here...
 Firm Buttocks: The Parliament of Snails
 mrdiron: I'll worship like a snail in the shrine of your lies
 duckfarts: hail snaitan
 annterland: Snail fairy ring. Snairy ring
 VoR: Circle the wagons: Swagons
 ignatz: 7th circle of hell. Snell.
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 Peter Pantsless: They really don't want you to cheat on that drug test
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 mrdiron: commode confessional
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 itskando: Heh. The seat is really the box.
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 sports: your mom must be proud
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 Firm Buttocks: third from the sun
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