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210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

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2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
6. Side Boob
7. Ulillillia
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Mr. Shine
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210481 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?



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flying sheep uploaded 210420 (839 points)
No Penguins Allowed uploaded 210348 (794 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 210247 (751 points)
Warrax uploaded 210219 (731 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (688 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (679 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)


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 5. gggina: 1685 points
 6. jimbiscuit: 1661 points
 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
 8. tehghost: 1335 points
 9. carlin: 1219 points
10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
12. Religion X: 1103 points
13. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
14. grace: 1062 points
15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
209
 
 astrocreep: it's like a king rat
 Fancy Clown: I hate all of them by sight alone
 savvoy: ...and they all starved to death when the selfie-knot could not be untangled
Image 126672   08-21-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
158
 
 sparename: Your cat is pregnant
 etc: That's how I started, dipping the end of my smokes into fun dip. I moved on to pop rock blunts and was eventually mainlining jolly ranchers. Stay in school kids.
Image 126671   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
607
 
 Jeannie C: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 AverageJoe: A fucking billionare
Image 126670   08-21-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
294
 
 E. HONDA: @FabricMan is correct
 charmander: hello, I have written a joke on this piece of paper. Please take it
 Magma Safe: "The Right Stuff", New Kids on the Block
 AverageJoe: Darude Sandstorm
 Teechur: Flying Monkeys? Scary Santa?
 Amy Housewine: Old MacDonald had an innacurate Karaoke DVD, eeh oh oh eeh oh oh.
 Fishy: Wala wala bing bang.
 FabricMan: "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic", the Police
 gary: Silly donkey
Image 126669   08-21-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
527
 
 Noremak: And this is why EO is a mandatory class to take three times a year.
 Lestrange: Is the guy doing pressups gay or something?
 Slamajama: Guy on the left, future cop (notice he's pointing finger as a gun)
 FatTigerWoods: Visit Downtown Lynchburg, Iraq today!
 Theta Zero: @gary And everyone should be able to tell when something is done for a joke.
 gary: No one should be made to feel like crap just for being who they are
Image 126668   08-21-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
453
 
 Warrax: Don't hassel the Wee.
 Lestrange: Rad for PeeWee!
 Fancy Clown: @dobbiesdoogs that's why you can't see their hands
 Knice: @dobbiesdoogs #relationshipgoals
 dobbiesdoogs: together, they will drunkenly jerk off on a burger
Image 126667   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Image 126666 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lumb Blombus. You have brought shame on us, Lumb Blombus.
Score:
469
 
 highdra: finally, a good pic
 Noremak: "The only walk I get nowadays is from Johnny..."
 etc: Long day? Pull up a stump and tell Paulie all about it.
 eradicator: Life In Nevada: Been There, Done That.
 Slamajama: Damn, no opposable thumbs, hey can you put mine in a bowl?!?
 Slamajama: Damn, no opposable thumbs, hey can you put mine in a bowl?!?
 tib gubb: bitches love scotch
 A duck: I don't always drink toilet water...
 SomeCanadian: Borfkeep! Another!
Image 126665   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
387
 
 a robot: Cheer up buddy, maybe #92039 will go out with you
 AverageJoe: Thet can never know...
 FatTigerWoods: Torso goes all the way down Griffin
 ButtNutz: Guys got a tight 34 pack tho. .
 Firm Buttocks: Take off your shirt and scream "IS THIS BETTER? IS IT? IS IT FUCKING BETTER YOU JUDGEMENTAL FUCKS? YOU AIN'T LIVED MY LIFE, BITCHES! YOU AIN'T LIVED MY LIFE YOU AIN'T LIVED MY" and then run under a truck and die in horrible triumph
 Slamajama: Should not workout in front of a fun house mirror
Image 126664   08-21-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
633
 
 moogerator: Love your show, Art.
 Seven Eight Nine: The look on her face tho
 Noremak: I could friend to an all slimer strip club.
 AverageJoe: That's sexist
 Firm Buttocks: Yeah, I'd play it.
Image 126663   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
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