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221358  BavidDowie: I prefer a firm mattresses, myself

221425  ironmaiden: Is that gothmog, leader of saurons forces on the left?

221413  raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.

221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

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221303 jazzjunkie: They're trying to hide the fact that it's a TV behind them rather than a fireplace...

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221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

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221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line



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 astrocreep: it's like a king rat
 Fancy Clown: I hate all of them by sight alone
 savvoy: ...and they all starved to death when the selfie-knot could not be untangled
Image 126672   08-21-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
158
 
 sparename: Your cat is pregnant
 etc: That's how I started, dipping the end of my smokes into fun dip. I moved on to pop rock blunts and was eventually mainlining jolly ranchers. Stay in school kids.
Image 126671   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
607
 
 Jeannie C: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 AverageJoe: A fucking billionare
Image 126670   08-21-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
294
 
 E. HONDA: @FabricMan is correct
 charmander: hello, I have written a joke on this piece of paper. Please take it
 Magma Safe: "The Right Stuff", New Kids on the Block
 AverageJoe: Darude Sandstorm
 Teechur: Flying Monkeys? Scary Santa?
 Amy Housewine: Old MacDonald had an innacurate Karaoke DVD, eeh oh oh eeh oh oh.
 Fishy: Wala wala bing bang.
 FabricMan: "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic", the Police
 gary: Silly donkey
Image 126669   08-21-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
527
 
 Noremak: And this is why EO is a mandatory class to take three times a year.
 Lestrange: Is the guy doing pressups gay or something?
 Slamajama: Guy on the left, future cop (notice he's pointing finger as a gun)
 FatTigerWoods: Visit Downtown Lynchburg, Iraq today!
 Theta Zero: @gary And everyone should be able to tell when something is done for a joke.
 gary: No one should be made to feel like crap just for being who they are
Image 126668   08-21-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
453
 
 Warrax: Don't hassel the Wee.
 Lestrange: Rad for PeeWee!
 Fancy Clown: @dobbiesdoogs that's why you can't see their hands
 Knice: @dobbiesdoogs #relationshipgoals
 dobbiesdoogs: together, they will drunkenly jerk off on a burger
Image 126667   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Image 126666 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lumb Blombus. We'll pray for you, Lumb Blombus.
Score:
469
 
 highdra: finally, a good pic
 Noremak: "The only walk I get nowadays is from Johnny..."
 etc: Long day? Pull up a stump and tell Paulie all about it.
 eradicator: Life In Nevada: Been There, Done That.
 Slamajama: Damn, no opposable thumbs, hey can you put mine in a bowl?!?
 Slamajama: Damn, no opposable thumbs, hey can you put mine in a bowl?!?
 tib gubb: bitches love scotch
 A duck: I don't always drink toilet water...
 SomeCanadian: Borfkeep! Another!
Image 126665   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
387
 
 a robot: Cheer up buddy, maybe #92039 will go out with you
 AverageJoe: Thet can never know...
 FatTigerWoods: Torso goes all the way down Griffin
 ButtNutz: Guys got a tight 34 pack tho. .
 Firm Buttocks: Take off your shirt and scream "IS THIS BETTER? IS IT? IS IT FUCKING BETTER YOU JUDGEMENTAL FUCKS? YOU AIN'T LIVED MY LIFE, BITCHES! YOU AIN'T LIVED MY LIFE YOU AIN'T LIVED MY" and then run under a truck and die in horrible triumph
 Slamajama: Should not workout in front of a fun house mirror
Image 126664   08-21-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
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 moogerator: Love your show, Art.
 Seven Eight Nine: The look on her face tho
 Noremak: I could friend to an all slimer strip club.
 AverageJoe: That's sexist
 Firm Buttocks: Yeah, I'd play it.
Image 126663   08-21-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
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