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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
468
 
 VoR: Hive mind wasnt that helpful
 There was a bob here: "She sees you when you're alone. She knows how you feel. She'll give you a new home... and her brood a nice meal."
 tib gubb: nuclear weapons - the case for.
 There was a bob here: Stephen King's The Wasp
 SpaceCow: Kill...me...or get me a beer.
Image 126493   08-20-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
341
 
 ModelTRex: Much regret. Great lack of Powerade. Wow.
 Pizza: I'm holding on a rope, got me ten feet off the ground...
 Jaunty Shrimp: I can't snark on politeness, bad spelling or not
 dragon horn: [sfx: angelic choir]
Image 126492   08-20-16   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
389
 
 Jotun: Absolutely.
 lizzz: @ThatGuy Come on
 Korrok: .........................I'll allow it.
 Noremak: To think, I pay good money when charitable individuals like this one do it for free.
 ModelTRex: "MAY you."
 nathan: Should have posted a dog
 Butcherboy: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me! I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you truly! Life can be done if we both 69
 Headoftheclass: I think so. You look tall enough.
 tib gubb: ew. ewwww...
 ThatGuy: All day. Every. Day. Until the end of days... or you fart. I ain't into that.
 bug: you stole the words right out of my mouth.
 scribbs: Because I have a face like a Chippendale?
 dtallon13: yes.
 dtallon13: yes.
Image 126491   08-20-16   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
207
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Brown tree is getting fruity with green tree
 Pizza: @bug *pours a bit of my cider out* I too miss Explainer
 SomeCanadian: @a robot I always knew you were Bender.
 Jaunty Shrimp: *a red tree
 Jaunty Shrimp: That's a red green hugging a wee green tree, right? And patting it on the back?
 a robot: Ah, US Chrome. Without their high quality products, my ass would not be the gloriously shiny marvel it is today.
 willowsprite: Can I come in?
 bug: Pictured: A US factory of some sort, taken from a derelict building. (Pours out liquor in memory of the Explainer)
Image 126490   08-20-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
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Score:
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 Korrok: 1. Only if your talking about paint, and even that is stretching things a bit. 2. Only the English ones are. 3. So is matter and light. 4. Everything is chemicals. 5. Actually, it's a little more than that. 6. Zooplankton are not dinosaurs.
 SomeCanadian: He ded?
 mwoody: Every fucking one of these is wrong.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Silliness saves you from the existential abyss. Actually, no. No it doesn't.
 willowsprite: This is what people call "deep" these days, just stating facts? Wow.
 AverageJoe: some kind of happiness is measured in miles
 Theta Zero: Actually they're powered by ancient giant fern forests. And some dinosaurs and maybe a few giant bugs.
Image 126488   08-20-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
499
 
 ThatGuy: His and hers?
 Ulillillia: Took me a second glance
 Darkasnoon: What a baller chair dude.
 Greek Fire: Well, I'm ever upper class, high society
Image 126487   08-20-16   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
471
 
 Lestrange: Christianity's essential flaw, right there.
 Dick Inspector: Says who?
 There was a bob here: Challenge accepted.
Image 126486   08-20-16   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
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 Rachelina: Stick it in the end zone.
 VoR: No one likes a cock pic.
 eykei: Electrolytes
 suckit: book 'em, dano
 Peter Pantsless: Just dropped down a rank on AG
 Gomi Day: hello.jpg
 Darkasnoon: Miller lite
 trelyate: zooming in on her face was necessary for me to get the joke
 There was a bob here: Don't let your kids on the internet
Image 126485   08-20-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
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 jslz: He's bad at soccer.
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr My miscommunication. Skis used to have straps, but they were quite dangerous.
 ModelTRex: @Joseph I do, but mainly so it doesn't go skating down the hill when I try to strap in. A snowboard doesn't come off in a crash like skis.
 charmander: haha a sports joke!
 Joseph: @Niels Bohr I Don't know anyone why clips thier snowboard to a leash. Telemark and powder skiers sometimes still have them though.
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs @Darkasnoon I know how a ski binding works, I meant that on a snowboard there is a separate cable that has to be attached to some part of the boot. The brakes are a good idea I've seen skis on their own trips down the hill. Between the ski's big surface area and the big camber under the binding on some skis the little brakes on the binding aren't enough.
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr They used to and were very dangerous for it. They have brakes now that are effective. You can see them in the photo sticking out opposite of the bindings.
 Darkasnoon: @Niels Bohr they do clip on, I ski alot, you have to put alot of pressure on the part right behind your foot to pop it off. If you get tangled or flip that happens pretty easily though, which keeps you from stabbing yourself. My dad fell like this once, turned around and the ski hit hit right in the mouth. No murder, just a blood trail that looked like it and then 7 stitches
 Niels Bohr: Why don't skiers have to clip their skis to their boots like snowboarders do. If one of those took off down the hill it could easily murder someone.
 Darkasnoon: I found Wally
 Sadbot: texantourist.jpg
Image 126484   08-20-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
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