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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
313
 
 Wolfechu: The power of Crufts compels you!
 Warrax: I guess I sent my dogs to seminary for nothing.
 SpaceCow: The playing of cube games, however, is thoroughly encouraged.
 eider: Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
 elahabdh: Worst housing ever.
 Pizza: Needs more tubular bell.
 SunWukong: Your mother sucks cats in hell.
 antipatterns: There is no Dana only Zuul
 Amy Housewine: The bow-wow-er of Christ compels you!
 NoOneImportant: Devil Dogs welcome
Image 126474   08-20-16   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
255
 
 f1remind: See kids, this is where handicapped people are made
 RetrogradeRun: I'm still trying to figure this one out. How did he get on the ball, how is he safely getting off of it and where is he racking the weight?
 a robot: What could go wrong?
 Beef Supreme: This kills the weightlifter.
 NoOneImportant: I'm sure this ended well.
 Dreforian: Must...Not...Fart....-
 Slamajama: Try all you like, but the best way to get your roids to shrink is a sitz bathe and some steroid cream
 Teechur: Hey, y'all! Watch this!
 Headoftheclass: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 carlin: Where's the unicycle? Amateurs..
Image 126473   08-20-16   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
326
 
 ModelTRex: Twat's that? I cun't hear you.
 Horatio: He has a can't...
 Niels Bohr: The beautiful person, the beautiful person, it's all relative to the size of the steeple.
 Fishy: Poor beautiful people.
 SunWukong: Cunts for everyone.
 Slamajama: Not that there is anything wrong with that
 AverageJoe: Everybody is a beautiful person
 AverageJoe: You *are a beautiful person
Image 126472   08-20-16   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
280
 
 Wolfechu: You could grind that sign down into a fine powder and add it to a blizzard cake and I'd still try it.
 elmosco: Equally applicable.
 duckfarts: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *artery hardening intensifies*
 Theta Zero: A mushroom and swiss cake? That sounds repul--actually, hmm...
Image 126471   08-20-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
309
 
 Slamajama: More like a dated rapist
 Firm Buttocks: Now: date rapist Albert
 DarkTeddy: Phat ass
Image 126470   08-20-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
224
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Firm Buttocks seconded
 Firm Buttocks: Would have worked better if he hadn't tried to force it
 antipatterns: Bad, but I'm very happy for Mr. Pratt, he deserves everything comung to him
 Slamajama: Don't care who he wearing, he's already wearing thin
 DarkTeddy: Pretty unfunny
Image 126469   08-20-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
390
 
 birdythemighty: dat ass
 Mitchell: I didn't know spray cheese came in bun form.
 Pizza: Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
 etc: Ow -Ow- chick chicka
 Teechur: Where's @Firm Buttocks when you need him/her?
 Slamajama: What are you looking at? Oompa Loompas gotta get to work too!?!?
 duckfarts: as long as she doesn't stripe the pole
 mrwiffler: monstrously beautiful
 Borkf: Are those yellow tights, or is she a Simpsons character?
 Headoftheclass: That is one jaundiced ass.
 Theta Zero: Lady in the back can't take her eyes away, no matter how hard she tries.
 RogueLeader: Beautiful in her own way
Image 126468   08-20-16   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
612
 
 trelyate: you are my love angle.
 Slamajama: Saw this tatted on some hipsters neck, great that they mark themselves so at least the Chinese can discriminate, during their invasion, who lives and who dies
 mrwiffler: potatophobic
Image 126467   08-20-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
345
 
 Beef Supreme: auto-rad for sidecar.
 Jayfu: @Slamajama awfully specific
 Slamajama: His Chihuahua driver is using the rest room, but the side car dog won't go in unless they buy something and the Chihuahua doesn't like Taco Bell
 Amy Housewine: Dog park.
Image 126466   08-20-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
379
 
 skunkrocker: sure... why not
 Dreforian: I ruined a pony to make you this!
 Pizza: Skills. I hope that's an old book though.
 Lobefin: thanks, Gabrielle, i wasn't planning on finishing it anyways
Image 126465   08-20-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
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