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268196  wolfpk: Mine!

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even

268098  apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).

268101  apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"

268043  El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ

268202  ignatz: Hehe grass

268110  apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268165  Not A Bot: Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!

268192  ignatz: @WannaBee Wowen

268192  WannaBee: Wow

267978  charlemagne: 'when I give food to the poor they called me a saint; when I asked why there were so many poor, they called me a communist'

268145  apoxia: Who wore it best?

268193  a robot: "This room would look great with a boat in it."

268146  apoxia: Needs a clean

268185  ignatz: Also, a cylinder would require much less material removal

268147  apoxia: Dumbarse

268188  Side Boob: *laughs in robot*

268185  ignatz: *intelligently*

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

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 Jeannie C: @Jayfu In a microwave. Much more spectacular results.
 tehghost: Jebus, clean the mold out of there.
 Janston: I don't think those forks are microwave safe. And this might ensure the very core of that food is still a frozen wad surrounded by sauce the temperature of the sun.
 VoR: If it works; Not stupid.
 petepuma: Putting a lot of faith in those plastic tines
 harpooneer: There are life hacks, and then there is just ghetto.
 Jayfu: It works better if you use aluminum foil and metal forks.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Amazing!
 mwoody: Serve it nice and piping hot to a group of people, sans bottom plate. "Just pull a fork and bon appetite!"
 Christina: Clever.
 SomeCanadian: This is a mess waiting to happen.
 Headoftheclass: 4-post bowl.
 dragon horn: four forks sake
Image 126257   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
 Urn BooUrn: Sally, who answers the phones, has been bored at work lately.
 duckfarts: lovin' that last one
 Rincewiind: The second one raises many questions and could cater to so many. Mexican hairless. Husky. Spitz. Great Danes. The Labrador Next Door types. I shan't go on.
 AverageJoe: They should neuter whoever wrote those lines
 Magma Safe: At Bob Barker's home
Image 126256   08-19-16   Uploaded by    youshall
 Futurepants: I hope it is a Logia-type.
 Bonecollector: @jslz Or your Yakuza boss would make you cut off a finger.
 jslz: @bug I feel like if I ate one of those fruits, someone would kick me out of their office.
 Urn BooUrn: @bug Bug, eat these kumquats of wisdom, for you are the chosen one.
 bug: I feel that if I ate one of those fruits, I would gain some kind of magical powers.
Image 126255   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
 electrode: @Chest Rockwell Please don't fuck science
 SpaceCow: Rad for the man who lived through the assassination attempt of Beakman and Lester.
 Thelter: Bill Nye the meth lab guy! BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
 jslz: Mr. Wizard.
 celtic: Breaded chicken tartare?
 Cami: @ArchStanton ...Or perhaps a street-walking lawyer?
 ArchStanton: Still look suspiciously like the superhero Speed Walker.
 Shay: This staring contest is scaring me.
 RetrogradeRun: "I am actually an engineer, not a scientist"
 VoR: Has he become science though?
 Chest Rockwell: "I love fucking science."
Image 126254   08-19-16   Uploaded by    rory
 Bonecollector: @SomeCanadian Ding Ding Ding! I am impressed that you got that, but dammit I'm not THAT old.
 SomeCanadian: @Bonecollector PCU? Man, that is an OLD reference.
 Bonecollector: @SomeCanadian "Cock man oppressor." 10 points if you get the reference
 SpaceCow: The fire botheres Frankenstein less than the confusing nachos.
 Skaalar: One of my favorite Treehouse of Horror episodes
 jslz: Anything's porn if you're brave enough.
 Firm Buttocks: Versus Manimal
 harpooneer: Bonus animal: sweater puppies.
 itskando: Ma-na na-na .. Bah-na nuh nana
 SomeCanadian: I want to be cock-man
 RetrogradeRun: Has science gone too far?
 Mr. Shine: That llamalady is freaking me out.
 SunWukong: Film this please, Guillermo del Toro.
Image 126253   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Lobefin
 Teechur: @Sadbot Submariners, too. And ball turret gunners, for the same reason.
 AverageJoe: @Sadbot savage
 Sadbot: The also make good tank crews as they can fit better in cramped spaces
Image 126252   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
 XLY: Fantasizing about cuddling up with some of that yoshi tongue action
 Mr Mumble: fake and friendly
 Peddy Tenderglass: Cloven hoof unicorn straight from hell
 petepuma: IT'S A ME, AFGHANIO
 Slamajama: Amazing how a little free time and hours of parental abuse can produce results
 Rincewiind: @VoR Nah. She's cute, geeky, figured that one was appropriately [sic].
 Jayfu: @VoR that's not a blanket. It's crocheted so it's an afghan
 VoR: @Rincewiind Though missed my spelling of steal. :-E
 There was a bob here: This is giving me a 1up
 Rincewiind: Parents'. Otherwise which parent isn't apparent.
 VoR: @Jayfu Show me, and I will still her blanket!
 Jayfu: @VoR her parent's
 VoR: Which castle is she in?
Image 126251   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
 Bonecollector: Rad for Hindu culture
 Fid: Seems to be missing a few arms.
 Skaalar: I'm guessing he's the important one...
 jslz: They seem prepared to have their own Wal Mart.
 a sedated moose: "They caught me, Ace! No sweat!"
 itskando: Offspring of Steven universe
 SomeCanadian: This cosplay is extreme
 VoR: What am I doing with my life?
 necronomicon: Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha! Let me guess... White devil white devil?
Image 126250   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 buttbear: RUH ROH
 Slamajama: Should not have got caught doing doggie style with Velma, Fred never forgave him
 duckfarts: Is it me? Have I been wearing the mask all this time?
 VoR: More like who are you?? Pull his mask off!!
Image 126249   08-19-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 XLY: And thus, a star is born
 Thelter: Sooo we stole a chunk of the sun for you
 petepuma: We happy, Vincent?
 mwoody: DON'T TAKE IT, you'll piss off the sentinels!
 Shay: #126249 Shaggy is a dick to Scooby.
 SomeCanadian: Happy birthday! We got you cold fission!
 VoR: How much beard did he lose?
Image 126248   08-19-16   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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