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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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 Jeannie C: @Jayfu In a microwave. Much more spectacular results.
 carpwoman: Jebus, clean the mold out of there.
 Janston: I don't think those forks are microwave safe. And this might ensure the very core of that food is still a frozen wad surrounded by sauce the temperature of the sun.
 VoR: If it works; Not stupid.
 petepuma: Putting a lot of faith in those plastic tines
 harpooneer: There are life hacks, and then there is just ghetto.
 Jayfu: It works better if you use aluminum foil and metal forks.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Amazing!
 mwoody: Serve it nice and piping hot to a group of people, sans bottom plate. "Just pull a fork and bon appetite!"
 Christina: Clever.
 SomeCanadian: This is a mess waiting to happen.
 Headoftheclass: 4-post bowl.
 ignatz: four forks sake
Image 126257   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
575
 
 Urn BooUrn: Sally, who answers the phones, has been bored at work lately.
 duckfarts: lovin' that last one
 Rincewiind: The second one raises many questions and could cater to so many. Mexican hairless. Husky. Spitz. Great Danes. The Labrador Next Door types. I shan't go on.
 AverageJoe: They should neuter whoever wrote those lines
 Magma Safe: At Bob Barker's home
Image 126256   08-19-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
380
 
 Futurepants: I hope it is a Logia-type.
 Bonecollector: @jslz Or your Yakuza boss would make you cut off a finger.
 jslz: @bug I feel like if I ate one of those fruits, someone would kick me out of their office.
 Urn BooUrn: @bug Bug, eat these kumquats of wisdom, for you are the chosen one.
 bug: I feel that if I ate one of those fruits, I would gain some kind of magical powers.
Image 126255   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
337
 
 ignatz: @Chest Rockwell Please don't fuck science
 SpaceCow: Rad for the man who lived through the assassination attempt of Beakman and Lester.
 Thelter: Bill Nye the meth lab guy! BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
 jslz: Mr. Wizard.
 celtic: Breaded chicken tartare?
 Cami: @ArchStanton ...Or perhaps a street-walking lawyer?
 ArchStanton: Still look suspiciously like the superhero Speed Walker.
 Shay: This staring contest is scaring me.
 RetrogradeRun: "I am actually an engineer, not a scientist"
 VoR: Has he become science though?
 Chest Rockwell: "I love fucking science."
Image 126254   08-19-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
400
 
 Bonecollector: @SomeCanadian Ding Ding Ding! I am impressed that you got that, but dammit I'm not THAT old.
 SomeCanadian: @Bonecollector PCU? Man, that is an OLD reference.
 Bonecollector: @SomeCanadian "Cock man oppressor." 10 points if you get the reference
 SpaceCow: The fire botheres Frankenstein less than the confusing nachos.
 Skaalar: One of my favorite Treehouse of Horror episodes
 jslz: Anything's porn if you're brave enough.
 Firm Buttocks: Versus Manimal
 harpooneer: Bonus animal: sweater puppies.
 itskando: Ma-na na-na .. Bah-na nuh nana
 SomeCanadian: I want to be cock-man
 RetrogradeRun: Has science gone too far?
 Mr. Shine: That llamalady is freaking me out.
 SunWukong: Film this please, Guillermo del Toro.
Image 126253   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Lobefin
Score:
803
 
 Teechur: @Sadbot Submariners, too. And ball turret gunners, for the same reason.
 AverageJoe: @Sadbot savage
 Sadbot: The also make good tank crews as they can fit better in cramped spaces
Image 126252   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
834
 
 XLY: Fantasizing about cuddling up with some of that yoshi tongue action
 Mr Mumble: fake and friendly
 Peddy Tenderglass: Cloven hoof unicorn straight from hell
 petepuma: IT'S A ME, AFGHANIO
 Slamajama: Amazing how a little free time and hours of parental abuse can produce results
 Rincewiind: @VoR Nah. She's cute, geeky, figured that one was appropriately [sic].
 Jayfu: @VoR that's not a blanket. It's crocheted so it's an afghan
 VoR: @Rincewiind Though missed my spelling of steal. :-E
 There was a bob here: This is giving me a 1up
 Rincewiind: Parents'. Otherwise which parent isn't apparent.
 VoR: @Jayfu Show me, and I will still her blanket!
 Jayfu: @VoR her parent's
 VoR: Which castle is she in?
Image 126251   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Bianxing
Score:
437
 
 Bonecollector: Rad for Hindu culture
 Fid: Seems to be missing a few arms.
 Skaalar: I'm guessing he's the important one...
 jslz: They seem prepared to have their own Wal Mart.
 a sedated moose: "They caught me, Ace! No sweat!"
 itskando: Offspring of Steven universe
 SomeCanadian: This cosplay is extreme
 VoR: What am I doing with my life?
 necronomicon: Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha! Let me guess... White devil white devil?
Image 126250   08-19-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
614
 
 buttbear: RUH ROH
 Slamajama: Should not have got caught doing doggie style with Velma, Fred never forgave him
 duckfarts: Is it me? Have I been wearing the mask all this time?
 VoR: More like who are you?? Pull his mask off!!
Image 126249   08-19-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
311
 
 XLY: And thus, a star is born
 Thelter: Sooo we stole a chunk of the sun for you
 petepuma: We happy, Vincent?
 mwoody: DON'T TAKE IT, you'll piss off the sentinels!
 Shay: #126249 Shaggy is a dick to Scooby.
 SomeCanadian: Happy birthday! We got you cold fission!
 VoR: How much beard did he lose?
Image 126248   08-19-16   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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