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262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

262972  Scoo: Dammit, Will Beyers!

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 XLY: She doesn't look japanese so....
 Pizza: The family that lays together stays together
 msmstud: Say hi to your great-grandma for me...and confirm my Wednesday appointment.
 Micro Jackson: So do I, kid. Long time
 Knice: There's no shame in honest work.
Image 126096   08-18-16   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
485
 
 Mr Mumble: Someone's getting lucky tonight.
 Butcherboy: Frigit all
 Vault Dweller: what the shit
 Skaalar: Yeah, Civilization just gets ridiculous sometimes.
 Micro Jackson: Come to rescue the Canadian warship again
 There was a bob here: add a group of spearmen and it's a fair fight
 Christina: This race is tight.
Image 126095   08-18-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
299
 
 sue: I live for this
 AverageJoe: That's why I like F-Zero better...
 a robot: It's true, I don't like hings.
 Micro Jackson: Don't threaten me, stupid yellow squid. Dumb bad color squid
 Mad Collager: Challenge accepted. You appeal to my sense of danger!
 hurr: this really doesn't work at all seriously (unless someone is VERY skilled with the b's throwing infront of them)
 willowsprite: Noooooooooo! Actually I fear the blue shell more.
Image 126094   08-18-16   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
373
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: The sweat is dripping down my balls (my balls!) which is odd cuz scrimps don't even have balls
 Micro Jackson: Holla atcha 911
 willowsprite: Don't crunk and drive people. You might injure your passengers.
 Knice: @Warrax OAK-KAY!!
 msmstud: Crunk, gotcha. Not slushed, crunk.
 Warrax: @Knice WHAT?
 Knice: YAYUH!!
Image 126093   08-18-16   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
465
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: You didn't say Simon Says! *pees on her leg and tells her it's raining*
 Mr Mumble: If I look dumb enough maybe they'll think I'm an alpaca.
 randomhobo: @funny in the wall - Judge Judy. She rocks.
 msmstud: Oy, but what if it's pissin' down outside, wot?
 Skaalar: Just say 'Pissing'. It's ok.
 Slamajama: Tell me you're incontinent, tell me you're lazy just don't tell me it's raining
 Micro Jackson: That's gonna cost extra
 DrinkMixMan: Where should I pee on you?
 jslz: How often does this happen for Judy to have to use that expression though?
 Alkavarion: ...What should I tell you, then?
 funny in the wall: is this one of those awful tv judges?
 Warrax: Don't ball-gag me, put me in a diaper, then pee on me and tell me it's raining while wearing high heels with fishnets, a corset, and that horsetail buttplug. Yea, definitely don't do that.
 msmstud: We can do that?!
 Moldred: Sigh...*zzip*
 Scoo: At least pee on my head so it's half-believable
 Christina: "Please, don't do that."
Image 126092   08-18-16   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
203
 
 bigjim: holy loly @bug
 ModelTRex: Blues lining up to try and make purple.
 Slamajama: I didn't know Buddists drove cabs
 Slamajama: I didn't know Buddists drove cabs
 msmstud: @a sedated moose -- My psychic sense...tells me...you are...hungry.
 a sedated moose: I keep reading "crabs" instead of "cabs."
 bug: Shit. I'm always in the wrong line.
 jslz: So what, now we have to feel bad about taking cabs?
 msmstud: @Moldred -- "Why do I never get to share a cab with a Tibetan?"
 Moldred: What was the question exactly?
Image 126091   08-18-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
436
 
 Jotun: How can he nap after doing several doots of cocaine?
 jslz: Charlie Sheen.
 SomeCanadian: I be dootin'. They be hatin'
 Thyming: Jesus Christ! Provided a spook warning next time. About had a heart-attack!
 Christina: He accepted the challenge: #126056.
 Christina: Remembering the graduation: #126083.
 Warrax: nap and do coke errday in da mf'in share zone. or dont. bitch
 Scoo: Beauty doots in coke orgy after sex with 100 Senors Esqueletos
Image 126090   08-18-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
440
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: One time I had a 2nd grader fill in My Favorite Hobby with 'hitting people with a baseball bat while they sleep' and What I Want to Be When I grow Up with 'Freddy Kreuger'
 Jaunty Shrimp: Awwwwwwww :(
 Pizza: @willowsprite Future serial killer?
 Derp Herpigan: dise in LSD orgy after having sex with 100 men.
 willowsprite: Odd that it was the first thing that popped into his mind...
 msmstud: @DonkeyPuncher -- Thanks for the dream candy.
 Mad Collager: You got a cat again? No dice!
 Trick Question: -ased
 DonkeyPuncher: Hey kid, go get one of these #126077
Image 126089   08-18-16   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
365
 
 tomatosaws: comment unrelated
 Slamajama: No truer words spoken or silk screened
 Micro Jackson: Twas the Beast
 willowsprite: So stop at 99.
 jslz: Makes sense.
 Alkavarion: Hey, if that's how you kill beauty, it goes out on a high note at least!
 SomeCanadian: As we say in my homeland...
 msmstud: "...and all I got was laid, this lousy sweater, and a high-five."
 Christina: At least Beauty had nice ending.
 Warrax: What a way to go tho.
 PenguinBartender: Adlibs are fun.
Image 126088   08-18-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
744
 
 AverageJoe: Chicken does not seem too convinced...
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt also, Wikipedia is suggesting that he may really have been a vegetarian, but only based on second-hand accounts
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Mr. Butt: @fanny and he famously cried over the death of his pet bird
 Mr. Butt: @fanny fox hunting particularly bothered him.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt seriously? what types of killing was hitler NOT ok with?
 Mr. Butt: @msmstud Hitler wasn't a vegetarian at all, it's a complete myth. He did, however, take steps to regulate or outlaw certain types of hunting.
 jslz: Being a vegetarian myself, this idea makes me even happier that I don't eat meat. lol
 msmstud: @Mr. Butt -- It's my understanding he was a vegetarian for the sake of extending his lifespan to do more evil, and I'm comfortable not jeopardizing my potential ignorance by looking it up.
 Christina: Hitler was right: financial capitalism impoverishes the working class.
 Mr. Butt: Hitler was actually a huge advocate of animal rights, so the chicken gets a pass.
Image 126087   08-18-16   Uploaded by    waffles
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