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234095  Matricii: Time though... you can flush your time down the toilet...

234096  Matricii: I'd say "Good Luck losing your virginity son..." but I'm sure this exact thing is some poor woman's fetish.

234098  Matricii: I'm honestly confused by what I see here.

234099  Matricii: When did "Modern Art" start translating into "Trashy Shock Value"

234082  DrNinjaman: She had one day left 'til retirement.

234100  Matricii: This local Ent got a little confused when trying to replant himself.

234101  Matricii: No Smoking, No Littering, No Nazis, No Service

234102  Matricii: Amityville: Inner City Edition

234103  Matricii: @jochenau They're called Beholders(c). =D

234083  Matricii: @Robespierre I have a couple of timeshares at Jockey Club so I can be on the strip, but not have to actually stay in one of the hotels.

234067  Wooden Spoon: Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

234082  ping: @hajjpodge I shouldn't laugh at comments like that, but that forced a laugh-snort out of me.

233796  redmonkey3: Please be a fetish dare - Please.

234103  jochenau: "Now go to sleep, Kevin--or once again I'll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death."

234069  Wooden Spoon: @sparename: Trash Panda?

234100  barfolomew: Hey, tree, I think I see a lady who needs those...

234096  hajjpodge: @Dr Awkward Jon Snow Wight*

234100  tib gubb: that answers that

234074  Wooden Spoon: @jochenau: they are also the birds wildlife rescue organization hate treating for the same reason

234102  tib gubb: 2 spooky 4 me

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234065 Felicity: * a onesie

233922 smusher: Canny new idea...

233978 KyleisBobDole: @Robespierre I mean, I totally didn't reply to myself and definitely replied to you. Nothing else to see here.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233930 brian greene: i would

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233941 FabricMan: Don't the Mongolians have some fermented milk drink?

234010 Felicity: OYTO?



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Score:
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 Mr Mumble: Someone's getting lucky tonight.
 Butcherboy: Frigit all
 Vault Dweller: what the shit
 Skaalar: Yeah, Civilization just gets ridiculous sometimes.
 Micro Jackson: Come to rescue the Canadian warship again
 There was a bob here: add a group of spearmen and it's a fair fight
 Christina: This race is tight.
Image 126095   08-18-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
299
 
 sue: I live for this
 AverageJoe: That's why I like F-Zero better...
 a robot: It's true, I don't like hings.
 Micro Jackson: Don't threaten me, stupid yellow squid. Dumb bad color squid
 Mad Collager: Challenge accepted. You appeal to my sense of danger!
 hurr: this really doesn't work at all seriously (unless someone is VERY skilled with the b's throwing infront of them)
 willowsprite: Noooooooooo! Actually I fear the blue shell more.
Image 126094   08-18-16   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
373
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: The sweat is dripping down my balls (my balls!) which is odd cuz scrimps don't even have balls
 Micro Jackson: Holla atcha 911
 willowsprite: Don't crunk and drive people. You might injure your passengers.
 Knice: @Warrax OAK-KAY!!
 msmstud: Crunk, gotcha. Not slushed, crunk.
 Warrax: @Knice WHAT?
 Knice: YAYUH!!
Image 126093   08-18-16   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
465
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: You didn't say Simon Says! *pees on her leg and tells her it's raining*
 Mr Mumble: If I look dumb enough maybe they'll think I'm an alpaca.
 carpwoman: @funny in the wall - Judge Judy. She rocks.
 msmstud: Oy, but what if it's pissin' down outside, wot?
 Skaalar: Just say 'Pissing'. It's ok.
 Slamajama: Tell me you're incontinent, tell me you're lazy just don't tell me it's raining
 Micro Jackson: That's gonna cost extra
 DrinkMixMan: Where should I pee on you?
 jslz: How often does this happen for Judy to have to use that expression though?
 Alkavarion: ...What should I tell you, then?
 funny in the wall: is this one of those awful tv judges?
 Warrax: Don't ball-gag me, put me in a diaper, then pee on me and tell me it's raining while wearing high heels with fishnets, a corset, and that horsetail buttplug. Yea, definitely don't do that.
 msmstud: We can do that?!
 Moldred: Sigh...*zzip*
 Scoo: At least pee on my head so it's half-believable
 Christina: "Please, don't do that."
Image 126092   08-18-16   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
203
 
 bigjim: holy loly @bug
 ModelTRex: Blues lining up to try and make purple.
 Slamajama: I didn't know Buddists drove cabs
 Slamajama: I didn't know Buddists drove cabs
 msmstud: @a sedated moose -- My psychic sense...tells me...you are...hungry.
 a sedated moose: I keep reading "crabs" instead of "cabs."
 bug: Shit. I'm always in the wrong line.
 jslz: So what, now we have to feel bad about taking cabs?
 msmstud: @Moldred -- "Why do I never get to share a cab with a Tibetan?"
 Moldred: What was the question exactly?
Image 126091   08-18-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
436
 
 Jotun: How can he nap after doing several doots of cocaine?
 jslz: Charlie Sheen.
 SomeCanadian: I be dootin'. They be hatin'
 Thyming: Jesus Christ! Provided a spook warning next time. About had a heart-attack!
 Christina: He accepted the challenge: #126056.
 Christina: Remembering the graduation: #126083.
 Warrax: nap and do coke errday in da mf'in share zone. or dont. bitch
 Scoo: Beauty doots in coke orgy after sex with 100 Senors Esqueletos
Image 126090   08-18-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
440
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: One time I had a 2nd grader fill in My Favorite Hobby with 'hitting people with a baseball bat while they sleep' and What I Want to Be When I grow Up with 'Freddy Kreuger'
 Jaunty Shrimp: Awwwwwwww :(
 Pizza: @willowsprite Future serial killer?
 Derp Herpigan: dise in LSD orgy after having sex with 100 men.
 willowsprite: Odd that it was the first thing that popped into his mind...
 msmstud: @DonkeyPuncher -- Thanks for the dream candy.
 Mad Collager: You got a cat again? No dice!
 Trick Question: -ased
 DonkeyPuncher: Hey kid, go get one of these #126077
Image 126089   08-18-16   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
365
 
 tomatosaws: comment unrelated
 Slamajama: No truer words spoken or silk screened
 Micro Jackson: Twas the Beast
 willowsprite: So stop at 99.
 jslz: Makes sense.
 Alkavarion: Hey, if that's how you kill beauty, it goes out on a high note at least!
 SomeCanadian: As we say in my homeland...
 msmstud: "...and all I got was laid, this lousy sweater, and a high-five."
 Christina: At least Beauty had nice ending.
 Warrax: What a way to go tho.
 PenguinBartender: Adlibs are fun.
Image 126088   08-18-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
744
 
 AverageJoe: Chicken does not seem too convinced...
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt also, Wikipedia is suggesting that he may really have been a vegetarian, but only based on second-hand accounts
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Mr. Butt: @fanny and he famously cried over the death of his pet bird
 Mr. Butt: @fanny fox hunting particularly bothered him.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt seriously? what types of killing was hitler NOT ok with?
 Mr. Butt: @msmstud Hitler wasn't a vegetarian at all, it's a complete myth. He did, however, take steps to regulate or outlaw certain types of hunting.
 jslz: Being a vegetarian myself, this idea makes me even happier that I don't eat meat. lol
 msmstud: @Mr. Butt -- It's my understanding he was a vegetarian for the sake of extending his lifespan to do more evil, and I'm comfortable not jeopardizing my potential ignorance by looking it up.
 Christina: Hitler was right: financial capitalism impoverishes the working class.
 Mr. Butt: Hitler was actually a huge advocate of animal rights, so the chicken gets a pass.
Image 126087   08-18-16   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
476
 
 a robot: A wizard did it.
 Back Door Dan: this seems unnecessary
 jslz: Why would someone go to the trouble of registering the phrase "wizard fart" - like there's going to be a sudden lawsuit over who registered it first.
 Alkavarion: And that's how the universe was made.
 DrPhibes: YOU SHALL NOT PASS (gas)
 Scoo: PRRRRRT
Image 126086   08-18-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
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