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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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Score:
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 Mr Mumble: Someone's getting lucky tonight.
 Butcherboy: Frigit all
 Vault Dweller: what the shit
 Skaalar: Yeah, Civilization just gets ridiculous sometimes.
 Micro Jackson: Come to rescue the Canadian warship again
 There was a bob here: add a group of spearmen and it's a fair fight
 Christina: This race is tight.
Image 126095   08-18-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
299
 
 sue: I live for this
 AverageJoe: That's why I like F-Zero better...
 a robot: It's true, I don't like hings.
 Micro Jackson: Don't threaten me, stupid yellow squid. Dumb bad color squid
 Mad Collager: Challenge accepted. You appeal to my sense of danger!
 hurr: this really doesn't work at all seriously (unless someone is VERY skilled with the b's throwing infront of them)
 willowsprite: Noooooooooo! Actually I fear the blue shell more.
Image 126094   08-18-16   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
373
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: The sweat is dripping down my balls (my balls!) which is odd cuz scrimps don't even have balls
 Micro Jackson: Holla atcha 911
 willowsprite: Don't crunk and drive people. You might injure your passengers.
 Knice: @Warrax OAK-KAY!!
 msmstud: Crunk, gotcha. Not slushed, crunk.
 Warrax: @Knice WHAT?
 Knice: YAYUH!!
Image 126093   08-18-16   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
465
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: You didn't say Simon Says! *pees on her leg and tells her it's raining*
 Mr Mumble: If I look dumb enough maybe they'll think I'm an alpaca.
 randomhobo: @funny in the wall - Judge Judy. She rocks.
 msmstud: Oy, but what if it's pissin' down outside, wot?
 Skaalar: Just say 'Pissing'. It's ok.
 Slamajama: Tell me you're incontinent, tell me you're lazy just don't tell me it's raining
 Micro Jackson: That's gonna cost extra
 DrinkMixMan: Where should I pee on you?
 jslz: How often does this happen for Judy to have to use that expression though?
 Alkavarion: ...What should I tell you, then?
 funny in the wall: is this one of those awful tv judges?
 Warrax: Don't ball-gag me, put me in a diaper, then pee on me and tell me it's raining while wearing high heels with fishnets, a corset, and that horsetail buttplug. Yea, definitely don't do that.
 msmstud: We can do that?!
 Moldred: Sigh...*zzip*
 Scoo: At least pee on my head so it's half-believable
 Christina: "Please, don't do that."
Image 126092   08-18-16   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
203
 
 bigjim: holy loly @bug
 ModelTRex: Blues lining up to try and make purple.
 Slamajama: I didn't know Buddists drove cabs
 Slamajama: I didn't know Buddists drove cabs
 msmstud: @a sedated moose -- My psychic sense...tells me...you are...hungry.
 a sedated moose: I keep reading "crabs" instead of "cabs."
 bug: Shit. I'm always in the wrong line.
 jslz: So what, now we have to feel bad about taking cabs?
 msmstud: @Moldred -- "Why do I never get to share a cab with a Tibetan?"
 Moldred: What was the question exactly?
Image 126091   08-18-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
436
 
 Jotun: How can he nap after doing several doots of cocaine?
 jslz: Charlie Sheen.
 SomeCanadian: I be dootin'. They be hatin'
 Thyming: Jesus Christ! Provided a spook warning next time. About had a heart-attack!
 Christina: He accepted the challenge: #126056.
 Christina: Remembering the graduation: #126083.
 Warrax: nap and do coke errday in da mf'in share zone. or dont. bitch
 Scoo: Beauty doots in coke orgy after sex with 100 Senors Esqueletos
Image 126090   08-18-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
440
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: One time I had a 2nd grader fill in My Favorite Hobby with 'hitting people with a baseball bat while they sleep' and What I Want to Be When I grow Up with 'Freddy Kreuger'
 Jaunty Shrimp: Awwwwwwww :(
 Pizza: @willowsprite Future serial killer?
 Derp Herpigan: dise in LSD orgy after having sex with 100 men.
 willowsprite: Odd that it was the first thing that popped into his mind...
 msmstud: @DonkeyPuncher -- Thanks for the dream candy.
 Mad Collager: You got a cat again? No dice!
 Trick Question: -ased
 DonkeyPuncher: Hey kid, go get one of these #126077
Image 126089   08-18-16   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
365
 
 tomatosaws: comment unrelated
 Slamajama: No truer words spoken or silk screened
 Micro Jackson: Twas the Beast
 willowsprite: So stop at 99.
 jslz: Makes sense.
 Alkavarion: Hey, if that's how you kill beauty, it goes out on a high note at least!
 SomeCanadian: As we say in my homeland...
 msmstud: "...and all I got was laid, this lousy sweater, and a high-five."
 Christina: At least Beauty had nice ending.
 Warrax: What a way to go tho.
 PenguinBartender: Adlibs are fun.
Image 126088   08-18-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
744
 
 AverageJoe: Chicken does not seem too convinced...
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt also, Wikipedia is suggesting that he may really have been a vegetarian, but only based on second-hand accounts
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Mr. Butt: @fanny and he famously cried over the death of his pet bird
 Mr. Butt: @fanny fox hunting particularly bothered him.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt seriously? what types of killing was hitler NOT ok with?
 Mr. Butt: @msmstud Hitler wasn't a vegetarian at all, it's a complete myth. He did, however, take steps to regulate or outlaw certain types of hunting.
 jslz: Being a vegetarian myself, this idea makes me even happier that I don't eat meat. lol
 msmstud: @Mr. Butt -- It's my understanding he was a vegetarian for the sake of extending his lifespan to do more evil, and I'm comfortable not jeopardizing my potential ignorance by looking it up.
 Christina: Hitler was right: financial capitalism impoverishes the working class.
 Mr. Butt: Hitler was actually a huge advocate of animal rights, so the chicken gets a pass.
Image 126087   08-18-16   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
476
 
 a robot: A wizard did it.
 Back Door Dan: this seems unnecessary
 jslz: Why would someone go to the trouble of registering the phrase "wizard fart" - like there's going to be a sudden lawsuit over who registered it first.
 Alkavarion: And that's how the universe was made.
 DrPhibes: YOU SHALL NOT PASS (gas)
 Scoo: PRRRRRT
Image 126086   08-18-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
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