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262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

262926  Mr. Whiskers: False history. The Romans of England were known for their adorable little toes that looked like beans.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 Bernie 2016: @Mr. Butt lolllll
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Mr. Butt Well, as long as there's no joy.
 god666: Much better without the caption.
 XLY: That has to have been on purpose right?
 clabauter: some girls have real problems
 Agamemnon Triforce: This will freak grandma out for sure.
 funny in the wall: how about stop taking selfies
 Thelter: I wear my suuuuunglaaasses at night
 Peter Pantsless: I'd be more embarrassed about the Detroit Lions shirt
 fanny: you misspelled "never"
 tib gubb: it doesn't count if you do it on purpose.
 VoR: She should wear this #125852
 Meow: @Mr. Butt Joyless Caption Man is the hero we deserve
 Mr. Butt: Thanks, joyless caption man.
 DonkeyPuncher: age inappropriate bravery
Image 125856   08-17-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 Mumbo Dingus: Voted bad, sorry...
 XLY: First! We break down the boxes.... THEN! We tango!!
 Thelter: The goal is to kick down as many cubicles around you as possible
 annterland: Ambulance afterparty!
 magicmormon: Koowla
Image 125855   08-17-16   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
 Korrok: Korrok's cardiologist does not approve. Korrok's opinion has yet to be formed.
 VoR: @duckfarts This isn't France...
 Wolfechu: Would eat. The part of my brain that dealt with bad food decisions died a long time ago.
 duckfarts: @VoR like god intended
 duckfarts: I can't believe all of you are afraid of perfection, though perhaps it's because after trying it, you will be forever chasing the dragon
 Galacta: For once, no.
 Penultimate Grunongo: *butt dick
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Penultimate Grunongo I don't even know what word I as going for, but dick is much better.
 Penultimate Grunongo: Maybe a single, slightly thinner dick of the fried mac, but just in between two real buns along with the patty. Maybe not, but it seems possible salvageable.
 Christina: Ugh!
 Turts: @Borkf Trypophobia
 Borkf: What's the name of that fear of small holes? Because: that.
 Bianxing: y'all are weaksauce, I would totally eat that and love it
 Warrax: wouldn't
 tib gubb: yo dawg, i heard you like cheez
 VoR: Burger still pink
 Science: An example where the sum is less than the original two parts.
 Mr. Butt: Welcome to Hillary's America, libtards!
 Derp Herpigan: I'm an American, and I say no to this.
Image 125854   08-17-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
 Skaalar: I love this one.
 Ulillillia: Goo for you, my man
 Thelter: Sweet, sweet, yum yum, delights
 Mr. Butt: Haha Oh Yes Impact Font Delightful
 james: Wait what
Image 125853   08-17-16   Uploaded by    daver
 eurotrash: Teeth so white they are less likely to go to prison for drug offenses even though they are more likely to use illegal drugs, including cocaine, marijuana and LSD.
 Christina: Meanwhile, in a Eastern country, Asians are having a good laugh on pictures of Westerners wearing Chinese script without knowing better.
 Thelter: Little Timmy, where are all the fucks? You're RIGHT! There aren't any!
 Scoo: Same
 tib gubb: the worst student
 VoR: Well that's rude
 DonkeyPuncher: That shirt goes well with the no pants he's also not wearing. I bet his name is Peter.
Image 125852   08-17-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
 msmstud: I'm imagining the main male cast in costume at the urinals, C3PO & R2D2 included.
 Thelter: R2Dwarf2
 tib gubb: someone was inside of that thing. that's actually kind of badass
 Firm Buttocks: Actually, R2 is still a physical prop operated by a small man. It was being old as balls that cost him his job
 Peter Pantsless: RIP, Kenny Baker. You rolled off the assembly line and into our hearts
 DonkeyPuncher: CGI took my jeorb!
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 etc: Oh chicken nugget, you so crazy
 Peter Pantsless: "Eat me."
 Sadbot: I hope customer-san notices me...
 jslz: Nothing like a chicken nugget with tits to get the old taste buds salivating. Thanks Japan, yet again, for showing us the way.
 Thelter: Mm, chicken nugtits
 luxuslurch: Kyoto Fried Chicks
 Firm Buttocks: I didn't realise KFC could be less appetizing
 vincenzo: The colonels secret love child must be stopped before the world knows
 Cami: For those who like breast meat.
 DonkeyPuncher: stupid sexy chicken nugget
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 msmstud: Human intervention is regularly needed when scoring computer-based testing. Sometimes if you do things correctly, but in a slightly different order than the original solution, some functions will spit out unexpected differences.
 FabricMan: Significant digits matter; you can't misrepresent precision like that
 FabricMan: Significant digits matter; you can't misrepresent precision like that
 etc: I mean it's not wrong. A bit of a dick perhaps but not wrong.
 Christina: @Science Therefore, computers are a way to reproduce stupidity. I must say that AI should stand for Artificial Idiocy.
 funny in the wall: precision is more important than most people realize... this makes me have teaching flashbacks
 Science: @Christina: People are dumb. The computer only does what it is told to do.
 Christina: Computers are dumb; that's why.
 Urn BooUrn: Fuck mathlab plus
 willowsprite: How dare you round off.
 Firm Buttocks: FUCK YOU, MATHS
 DonkeyPuncher: @Derp Herpigan stop it son, your doing me a none, none more ol' spicy technically incorrect
 Derp Herpigan: Technically incorrect. Worst kind of incorrect.
Image 125849   08-17-16   Uploaded by    skylark
 msmstud: Reminds me of that scene in Jacob's Ladder, with the eyeless doctor.
 AutoDisaster: Because it's on wheels and user's legs are up in the air, you can push them around and they will be helpless!
 Thelter: How they distract you when you go in for a colonoscopy
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Almost unfunny
 Cami: Ergonomics level: Super-villain.
 willowsprite: Apparently this is so much better for your back if you've got desk job.
 Firm Buttocks: The Existence Chair
 tib gubb: remove the human for improved efficiency
 jslz: Grandma's Boy.
Image 125848   08-17-16   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Ulillillia: Do you want poison? Because that's how you get poison.
 Firm Buttocks: I dunno how well this works without Patrick Warburton because I can't not hear him
 Skaalar: "Uhoh." "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall." "Yep." "Sharp rocks at the bottom." "Most likely." ".........Bring it on."
 Derp Herpigan: They said 10000 words for this essay, I'll show them...
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