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232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

233103  Coolguy: @addend ... hamd

233055  Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233016 mexican: I've been playing a lot of runescape lately (don't look at me like that) so naturally the first thing I thought of was 'warped dog.'

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!



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 Bernie 2016: @Mr. Butt lolllll
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Mr. Butt Well, as long as there's no joy.
 god666: Much better without the caption.
 XLY: That has to have been on purpose right?
 clabauter: some girls have real problems
 Agamemnon Triforce: This will freak grandma out for sure.
 funny in the wall: how about stop taking selfies
 Thelter: I wear my suuuuunglaaasses at night
 Peter Pantsless: I'd be more embarrassed about the Detroit Lions shirt
 fanny: you misspelled "never"
 tib gubb: it doesn't count if you do it on purpose.
 VoR: She should wear this #125852
 Meow: @Mr. Butt Joyless Caption Man is the hero we deserve
 Mr. Butt: Thanks, joyless caption man.
 DonkeyPuncher: age inappropriate bravery
Image 125856   08-17-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
195
 
 Mumbo Dingus: Voted bad, sorry...
 XLY: First! We break down the boxes.... THEN! We tango!!
 Thelter: The goal is to kick down as many cubicles around you as possible
 annterland: Ambulance afterparty!
 magicmormon: Koowla
Image 125855   08-17-16   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
338
 
 Korrok: Korrok's cardiologist does not approve. Korrok's opinion has yet to be formed.
 VoR: @duckfarts This isn't France...
 Wolfechu: Would eat. The part of my brain that dealt with bad food decisions died a long time ago.
 duckfarts: @VoR like god intended
 duckfarts: I can't believe all of you are afraid of perfection, though perhaps it's because after trying it, you will be forever chasing the dragon
 Galacta: For once, no.
 Penultimate Grunongo: *butt dick
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Penultimate Grunongo I don't even know what word I as going for, but dick is much better.
 Penultimate Grunongo: Maybe a single, slightly thinner dick of the fried mac, but just in between two real buns along with the patty. Maybe not, but it seems possible salvageable.
 Christina: Ugh!
 Turts: @Borkf Trypophobia
 Borkf: What's the name of that fear of small holes? Because: that.
 Bianxing: y'all are weaksauce, I would totally eat that and love it
 Warrax: wouldn't
 tib gubb: yo dawg, i heard you like cheez
 VoR: Burger still pink
 Science: An example where the sum is less than the original two parts.
 Mr. Butt: Welcome to Hillary's America, libtards!
 Derp Herpigan: I'm an American, and I say no to this.
Image 125854   08-17-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
230
 
 Skaalar: I love this one.
 Ulillillia: Goo for you, my man
 Thelter: Sweet, sweet, yum yum, delights
 Mr. Butt: Haha Oh Yes Impact Font Delightful
 james: Wait what
Image 125853   08-17-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
463
 
 eurotrash: Teeth so white they are less likely to go to prison for drug offenses even though they are more likely to use illegal drugs, including cocaine, marijuana and LSD.
 Christina: Meanwhile, in a Eastern country, Asians are having a good laugh on pictures of Westerners wearing Chinese script without knowing better.
 Thelter: Little Timmy, where are all the fucks? You're RIGHT! There aren't any!
 Scoo: Same
 tib gubb: the worst student
 VoR: Well that's rude
 DonkeyPuncher: That shirt goes well with the no pants he's also not wearing. I bet his name is Peter.
Image 125852   08-17-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
1010
 
 msmstud: I'm imagining the main male cast in costume at the urinals, C3PO & R2D2 included.
 Thelter: R2Dwarf2
 tib gubb: someone was inside of that thing. that's actually kind of badass
 Firm Buttocks: Actually, R2 is still a physical prop operated by a small man. It was being old as balls that cost him his job
 Peter Pantsless: RIP, Kenny Baker. You rolled off the assembly line and into our hearts
 DonkeyPuncher: CGI took my jeorb!
Image 125851   08-17-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
363
 
 etc: Oh chicken nugget, you so crazy
 Peter Pantsless: "Eat me."
 Sadbot: I hope customer-san notices me...
 jslz: Nothing like a chicken nugget with tits to get the old taste buds salivating. Thanks Japan, yet again, for showing us the way.
 Thelter: Mm, chicken nugtits
 luxuslurch: Kyoto Fried Chicks
 Firm Buttocks: I didn't realise KFC could be less appetizing
 vincenzo: The colonels secret love child must be stopped before the world knows
 Cami: For those who like breast meat.
 DonkeyPuncher: stupid sexy chicken nugget
Image 125850   08-17-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
256
 
 msmstud: Human intervention is regularly needed when scoring computer-based testing. Sometimes if you do things correctly, but in a slightly different order than the original solution, some functions will spit out unexpected differences.
 FabricMan: Significant digits matter; you can't misrepresent precision like that
 FabricMan: Significant digits matter; you can't misrepresent precision like that
 etc: I mean it's not wrong. A bit of a dick perhaps but not wrong.
 Christina: @Science Therefore, computers are a way to reproduce stupidity. I must say that AI should stand for Artificial Idiocy.
 funny in the wall: precision is more important than most people realize... this makes me have teaching flashbacks
 Science: @Christina: People are dumb. The computer only does what it is told to do.
 Christina: Computers are dumb; that's why.
 Urn BooUrn: Fuck mathlab plus
 willowsprite: How dare you round off.
 Firm Buttocks: FUCK YOU, MATHS
 DonkeyPuncher: @Derp Herpigan stop it son, your doing me a none, none more ol' spicy technically incorrect
 Derp Herpigan: Technically incorrect. Worst kind of incorrect.
Image 125849   08-17-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
338
 
 msmstud: Reminds me of that scene in Jacob's Ladder, with the eyeless doctor.
 AutoDisaster: Because it's on wheels and user's legs are up in the air, you can push them around and they will be helpless!
 Thelter: How they distract you when you go in for a colonoscopy
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Almost unfunny
 Cami: Ergonomics level: Super-villain.
 willowsprite: Apparently this is so much better for your back if you've got desk job.
 Firm Buttocks: The Existence Chair
 tib gubb: remove the human for improved efficiency
 jslz: Grandma's Boy.
Image 125848   08-17-16   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
96
 
 Ulillillia: Do you want poison? Because that's how you get poison.
 Firm Buttocks: I dunno how well this works without Patrick Warburton because I can't not hear him
 Skaalar: "Uhoh." "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall." "Yep." "Sharp rocks at the bottom." "Most likely." ".........Bring it on."
 Derp Herpigan: They said 10000 words for this essay, I'll show them...
Image 125847   08-17-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
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