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234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

234038  Ihminen: kinda grossed out but intriqued at the same time

233991  Robespierre: Borzois were a Thing in my Mum's family

233992  Robespierre: No apology necessary

234038  a sedated moose: Whut?

234038  Dr Awkward: "I cum in pies"

233998  Robespierre: No joy in Mudville

234030  when so: *proceeds to touch all produce*

234004  Robespierre: Toads Of the Short Forest

234011  Robespierre: @addend Yyyyyyyyup ... statistically a 3, I'd say.

234038  when so: This is it. This is the Promised End.

234012  Robespierre: Jeans like those cost $1.99 at Farm 'n' Fleet in 1976.

233937  redmonkey3: the Offal office

234018  Robespierre: The Axeman's Jazz

234024  Robespierre: Lose the smugness - like white-frame sunglasses, primary-colour hair wasn't cool in the '80s, and it's no cooler now.

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233978 redmonkey3: Mahasamatman

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233930 brian greene: i would



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Score:
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 Korrok: @Nope Never seen it but ok.
 Nope: @Korrok I accept only if our dealings follow the exact plot of "the Ghost Writer" and I get to be Ewan McGregor
 Korrok: @a robot @Nope Sounds like a good idea to me.
 a robot: @Nope can write the official Presidential biography of @Korrok
 Alkavarion: @Nope You are beautiful. Yes. You.
 Nope: @mwoody Roger folded the newspaper and reached for the toilet paper. The newspaper fell to ground, the story regarding the recent disappearances landed right in the questionable liquid. He though it best to leave the paper, the janitor would get it. As he flushed the sound of a very muffled scream and the feint smell of sulphur covered with vanilla filled the air. Another Pinata. He didnt care at this point. He took his keys and rammed them in. They always seem to know what he was craving. He stuffed a handful of lemon heads in his pocket. The pinata disappeared. Several hours later a man was found in a ditch drained of his blood, his heart and kidneys missing, plastic grass stuffing was found in the spaces where they should have been.
 mwoody: This sounds like the plot to a horror story where it turns out they weren't really pinatas.
Image 125503   08-15-16   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
213
 
 Supermansbrother: @Galacta I didn't even draw it!
 DonkeyPuncher: Now do the one where George, Jerry and Elaine are waiting for a table and the guy calls out "Cartwright!"
 Galacta: Wow, you kinda drew an amusing scene from 30 Rock. And copied the dialogue word-for-word. Neat!
 trelyate: original joke, do not steal
 Pegged Lamb: this is why the internet exists
 Ulillillia: Eyes Wide Shut
 Borkf: Why does everyone have their eyes shut?
 Scoo: buttmoon
Image 125502   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
343
 
 whaleshark: arkansas toothpick
 XLY: Fashion forward, I like it
 savvoy: Meanwhile, at the outlet mall
 Sharkface: American spotted
 Scoo: Athletic wear for Gregor Samsa
 Chinese Buffet: ehhhh... funny enough
 Knice: My corn doesn't like this.
 There was a bob here: Finally, some pants with enough room for my side-arms.
 FabricMan: No Neck Joooooooe!
 Borkf: Old man pants
Image 125501   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
281
 
 savvoy: Goth dental technicians are the best dental technicians
 annterland: Gosh darnit...eye tee.th
 annterland: Are these eye chompers?
 AverageJoe: For those who eat with their eyes...
Image 125500   08-15-16   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
212
 
 AutoDisaster: *too
 AutoDisaster: Colorado seems to square to smoke pot.
 Warrax: Hello TV, my old friend.
Image 125499   08-15-16   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
528
 
 Korrok: That can be arranged.
 XLY: Gross
 kalligrapher: @Warrax and I bet he took a veeeerrry long time drawing it over and over to make sure it was right.
 square44: no thank you
 Alkavarion: Must I?
 Ulillillia: He secretly desires it anyway
 Peter Pantsless: @Lobefin your point is clear and I agree
 Lobefin: *not that i believe in a god or afterlife
 Lobefin: why doesn't god hate people who drive while toying with their phones while driving? i'd rather they have a reserved seat in hell than someone who isn't hurting anyone
 Warrax: I *love* that he actually has a picture of two guys fucking on his anti-gay sign.
 Peter Pantsless: Agreed. Fuck that guy. Fuck that word. Fuck fetish-shaming. Bone the way you want, you sons of bitches. Make it as dirty as you want. Do everything you want as long as nobody gets hurt
 funny in the wall: the controversy of the issue aside, the ignarmuses' readiness to decide god's likes and dislikes has always made me chuckle
 McBomalds: ew
Image 125498   08-15-16   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
382
 
 a robot: @Janston I guess Jesus could be considered a zombie, those look like zombie-hands to me
 Janston: You need some coco butter.
 Janston: The hell is wrong with your hands, Ronnie?
 Firm Buttocks: Paul McCartney is Jesus the Clown
 hearsegirl: Pray for America.
Image 125497   08-15-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
407
 
 Mad Collager: See more of this artist's work at: myartmagazine.com/…
 Borkf: @Janston This kills the actress/model.
 Janston: The rebar is what killed her, it would seem.
 fakeplastic: ehhhh... funny enough
 Peter Pantsless: Awesome
Image 125496   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
493
 
 Ulillillia: you ded
 kittylitter: M.C. Escher's finally lost it
 Janston: What Pac Man ghosts actually believe.
 Nope: Swole ghost died for your gains
Image 125495   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
427
 
 VoR: Faraw on
 Peter Pantsless: Wow, that was easy
 DonkeyPuncher: It's a trick
Image 125494   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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