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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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6. Not A Bot
7. Scoo
8. Shay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this



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10. aristocat: 1481 points
11. sumo: 1479 points
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15. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
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Score:
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 Korrok: @Nope Never seen it but ok.
 Nope: @Korrok I accept only if our dealings follow the exact plot of "the Ghost Writer" and I get to be Ewan McGregor
 Korrok: @a robot @Nope Sounds like a good idea to me.
 a robot: @Nope can write the official Presidential biography of @Korrok
 Alkavarion: @Nope You are beautiful. Yes. You.
 Nope: @mwoody Roger folded the newspaper and reached for the toilet paper. The newspaper fell to ground, the story regarding the recent disappearances landed right in the questionable liquid. He though it best to leave the paper, the janitor would get it. As he flushed the sound of a very muffled scream and the feint smell of sulphur covered with vanilla filled the air. Another Pinata. He didnt care at this point. He took his keys and rammed them in. They always seem to know what he was craving. He stuffed a handful of lemon heads in his pocket. The pinata disappeared. Several hours later a man was found in a ditch drained of his blood, his heart and kidneys missing, plastic grass stuffing was found in the spaces where they should have been.
 mwoody: This sounds like the plot to a horror story where it turns out they weren't really pinatas.
Image 125503   08-15-16   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
213
 
 Supermansbrother: @Galacta I didn't even draw it!
 DonkeyPuncher: Now do the one where George, Jerry and Elaine are waiting for a table and the guy calls out "Cartwright!"
 Galacta: Wow, you kinda drew an amusing scene from 30 Rock. And copied the dialogue word-for-word. Neat!
 trelyate: original joke, do not steal
 Pegged Lamb: this is why the internet exists
 Ulillillia: Eyes Wide Shut
 Borkf: Why does everyone have their eyes shut?
 Scoo: buttmoon
Image 125502   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
343
 
 whaleshark: arkansas toothpick
 XLY: Fashion forward, I like it
 savvoy: Meanwhile, at the outlet mall
 Sharkface: American spotted
 Scoo: Athletic wear for Gregor Samsa
 Chinese Buffet: ehhhh... funny enough
 Knice: My corn doesn't like this.
 There was a bob here: Finally, some pants with enough room for my side-arms.
 FabricMan: No Neck Joooooooe!
 Borkf: Old man pants
Image 125501   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
281
 
 savvoy: Goth dental technicians are the best dental technicians
 annterland: Gosh darnit...eye tee.th
 annterland: Are these eye chompers?
 AverageJoe: For those who eat with their eyes...
Image 125500   08-15-16   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
212
 
 AutoDisaster: *too
 AutoDisaster: Colorado seems to square to smoke pot.
 Warrax: Hello TV, my old friend.
Image 125499   08-15-16   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
528
 
 Korrok: That can be arranged.
 XLY: Gross
 kalligrapher: @Warrax and I bet he took a veeeerrry long time drawing it over and over to make sure it was right.
 square44: no thank you
 Alkavarion: Must I?
 Ulillillia: He secretly desires it anyway
 Peter Pantsless: @Lobefin your point is clear and I agree
 Lobefin: *not that i believe in a god or afterlife
 Lobefin: why doesn't god hate people who drive while toying with their phones while driving? i'd rather they have a reserved seat in hell than someone who isn't hurting anyone
 Warrax: I *love* that he actually has a picture of two guys fucking on his anti-gay sign.
 Peter Pantsless: Agreed. Fuck that guy. Fuck that word. Fuck fetish-shaming. Bone the way you want, you sons of bitches. Make it as dirty as you want. Do everything you want as long as nobody gets hurt
 funny in the wall: the controversy of the issue aside, the ignarmuses' readiness to decide god's likes and dislikes has always made me chuckle
 McBomalds: ew
Image 125498   08-15-16   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
382
 
 a robot: @Janston I guess Jesus could be considered a zombie, those look like zombie-hands to me
 Janston: You need some coco butter.
 Janston: The hell is wrong with your hands, Ronnie?
 Firm Buttocks: Paul McCartney is Jesus the Clown
 hearsegirl: Pray for America.
Image 125497   08-15-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
407
 
 Mad Collager: See more of this artist's work at: myartmagazine.com/…
 Borkf: @Janston This kills the actress/model.
 Janston: The rebar is what killed her, it would seem.
 fakeplastic: ehhhh... funny enough
 Peter Pantsless: Awesome
Image 125496   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
493
 
 Ulillillia: you ded
 kittylitter: M.C. Escher's finally lost it
 Janston: What Pac Man ghosts actually believe.
 Nope: Swole ghost died for your gains
Image 125495   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
427
 
 VoR: Faraw on
 Peter Pantsless: Wow, that was easy
 DonkeyPuncher: It's a trick
Image 125494   08-15-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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