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257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

257738  addend: "For the last time, VANILLA... I just want vanilla."

257746  ChubbyBuddy: for some reason the satellite radio can only play humpty dance

257742  addend: Also, +/-.

257743  addend: "And make sure 'motherf---er' is 2 separate words. That'll mess with his head a bit."

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

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 Peter Pantsless: Get married, discover lack of sexual chemistry, get divorced
 sparename: the opposite then of a "Gash Card" - female-only method of payment accepted by taxi drivers, door-staff and pizza delivery guys. Thanks Viz
 Air Biscuit: I dont think youcan just join that club. I think you have to already be in it or youre out of luck.
 Korrok: What I'm about to say is meant in the kindest, most sincere way possible: Fuck off.
 Annoying Vegan : "Majority." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 Mad Collager: Is this the opposite of the condom in the wallet?
 AutoDisaster: This is the opposite of a credit card - immediate cost in exchange for promised (but probably illusory) long term benefit.
 grizzly: I am abstinent after my wedding day.
 Slamajama: What's in your wallet, besides a condom?
 Sadbot: I just get a database error when trying to go to, guess I'll just continue slutting it up
 Skinr: when I was a kid, I somehow ended up with a "License to Fish (for Men)"
 There was a bob here: You never go ATM
 Nope: So I can just fuck non stop on my wedding day? Even before my vows?
 dobbiesdoogs: so do you just swipe it across the slot?
Image 125124   08-13-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
 Headoftheclass: Ha ha! They misspelled, "pubic"!
 DonkeyPuncher: it's a very busy entrance. she sat down on a fire hydrant and hit the floor.
 XLY: Pop em open bayonetta style and we have a humor. This is too timid and I feel like now she probably feels bad that this is on the internet
 Mad Collager: Seems Leg-gy.
 Slamajama: Easy bet she isn't carrying the card in 125124!
 a robot: The black frame and caption were highly necessary to add to the humor of this image
Image 125123   08-13-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
 Skaalar: This really is just a documentary on mental illness and borderline autism.
 AdaMan: What is this from? I dont recall seeing this episode?
 grizzly: He's a spy.
 Peter Pantsless: *click*
Image 125122   08-13-16   Uploaded by    highdra
 Skaalar: Oh no! I don't have any money for the pizza Mr. Pizza Delifurry Man...
 crudites: Imma psionic panther bunny
 hajjpodge: I hope you were mugged more often.
 FabricMan: No, I do NOT want the dipping sauce
 Beef Supreme: Take a black light to that suit and it's a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
 Greek Fire: How tall is that dude?
 ModelTRex: Welp, looks like I'm only ordering Dominos from now on.
 cenecia: Papa bless.
 SomeCanadian: Prank calling this guy would be 10x better. '10 pepperoni pizzas for... I.C. Weiner?!?'
 dobbiesdoogs: it's the only way we could keep him from jacking off into the pizza
 Peter Pantsless: Miss Blanca fucking rules. Also rad for purple sperm in the bottom-right
 Knice: Shout-out to your air-conditioning.
Image 125121   08-13-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
Image 125120 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Sprinkles. You have brought shame on us, Sprinkles.
 Air Biscuit: Doughnuts are nice.
 silver: im a duck...
 ModelTRex: I wear a fitness band WHILE eating doughnuts.
 SomeCanadian: What do these do? Shock your fat ass when you wanna eat fast food?
 Peter Pantsless: I used one of those things to kill a thousand Philistines
 Knice: Can't blame you, those things look tough as hell.
Image 125119   08-13-16   Uploaded by    buds420
 Korrok: Bravery with a time limit.
 grizzly: Thinking with your penis.
 Slamajama: Mr Freeze keeps a cold one on hand
 SomeCanadian: @Knice the Dick Tips of the future
 Knice: And that's just the tip.
 statistscanfuckoff: From my cold dead...
 Peter Pantsless: Ice-dickle
Image 125118   08-13-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 willowsprite: Is Bellapierre @Robespierre 's sister?
 Headoftheclass: Where's the lip disk and bone to go through the nose?
 Dr. Bathroom: This kit got good reception in the focus group.
 XLY: So whats your WPA2 key bb? Aw, don't make that face! come back!
 SomeCanadian: Caitlyn Jenner is getting overexposed
 mwoody: Those eyes say "come hither". Those lips say "kiss me". That skin says "I'm going to boil you and your friends and eat your flesh, then put your skull on a stick outside my village as a warning."
 mrdiron: i see you
 Peter Pantsless: Apparently it has built-in WiFi
Image 125117   08-13-16   Uploaded by    pleasing
 Headoftheclass: Step 1. Drill a hole in dat cheese. Step 2. Put your junk in dat cheese...
 Niels Bohr: This how the holes are put in swiss cheese. Not many people know that.
 kalligrapher: is that Jeffrey Coombes?
 Scoo: I am going to attempt that with soft cheese. And it will be glorious.
 DarkTeddy: Growing a nasty stache like that? Sure.
Image 125116   08-13-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
 Bert Bertbert: Was this intended to look 'like a staged accident on a sanitary pad'?
 Scoo: Reindeer got run over by a grandma
 itskando: I hope the driver wasn't eating rum raisin
 Peter Pantsless: That's what you get #125074
Image 125115   08-13-16   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
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