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249172  VeeKay: Look for the girl with the broken smile

249149  Dresdenkeogh: @fanny @Side Boob I agree, he's one of my personal heroes, I kinda like this one though, and in the words of another hero of mine, it's,"mostly harmless. "

249173  VeeKay: Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD.

249126  Sadpygmy: She seems nice

249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

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248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!



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 willowsprite: Is Bellapierre @Robespierre 's sister?
 Headoftheclass: Where's the lip disk and bone to go through the nose?
 Dr. Bathroom: This kit got good reception in the focus group.
 XLY: So whats your WPA2 key bb? Aw, don't make that face! come back!
 SomeCanadian: Caitlyn Jenner is getting overexposed
 mwoody: Those eyes say "come hither". Those lips say "kiss me". That skin says "I'm going to boil you and your friends and eat your flesh, then put your skull on a stick outside my village as a warning."
 mrdiron: i see you
 Peter Pantsless: Apparently it has built-in WiFi
Image 125117   08-13-16   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
319
 
 Headoftheclass: Step 1. Drill a hole in dat cheese. Step 2. Put your junk in dat cheese...
 Niels Bohr: This how the holes are put in swiss cheese. Not many people know that.
 kalligrapher: is that Jeffrey Coombes?
 Scoo: I am going to attempt that with soft cheese. And it will be glorious.
 DarkTeddy: Growing a nasty stache like that? Sure.
Image 125116   08-13-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
289
 
 Bert Bertbert: Was this intended to look 'like a staged accident on a sanitary pad'?
 Scoo: Reindeer got run over by a grandma
 itskando: I hope the driver wasn't eating rum raisin
 Peter Pantsless: That's what you get #125074
Image 125115   08-13-16   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
524
 
 itskando: @Peter Pantsless Purple needed some yellow.
 Beef Supreme: RIP Prince.
 Peter Pantsless: @itskando you get a nostalgia +
 kalligrapher: dress design by Cadbury's.....
 itskando: C-c-c-combo breaker!
 Knice: Gator-con's looking good.
 Kohapi: It's a Guinan cconvention
 fanny: purple is a beautiful color!
 Peter Pantsless: Daaaang, I do not look good enough to be purple
Image 125114   08-13-16   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
240
 
 greenbean: iI found #46223's son
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo It's Hot Wheels and Matchbox all over again
 Scoo: Haha, two different brands of the same parent company!
Image 125113   08-13-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
239
 
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny @itskando what a great show
 fanny: @itskando lol that's one of my favorite episodes!
 itskando: @fanny Holding his rum ham.
 fanny: Venus DeVito
 Magma Safe: Hello darkness, my old friend
Image 125112   08-13-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
154
 
 Chest Rockwell: Rad only because I have the same magnet on my refrigerator.
 grizzly: Every day in the life of grizzly.
 Slamajama: Danny Trejo's moms to do list she leaves on the fridge
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Thanks Grandma.
 Scoo: @Scoo Oh and I really really hope "M" stands for Moe
 Scoo: Stoled it? Better call the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester!
Image 125111   08-13-16   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
240
 
 Skaalar: No. No mas.
 willowsprite: @Scoo @Peter Pantsless Burger Kings here are good. The burgers actually have flavour because they are charbroiled not fried. Plus, poutine mmmm
 Headoftheclass: Fun Fact: your blood vessels look the same as the mac n cheese after just one serving.
 Korrok: Korrok's cardiologist would not approve, but goddamn are these things good when your drunk.
 Mr. Shine: I had these. They're not great.
 Springbok: Ingredients: Cholesterol, Sadness
 SomeCanadian: The important thing is that the host organism was humanely slaughtered
 statistscanfuckoff: 'Murica
 tib gubb: I've always wanted a heart attack...
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I had the same (sad) thought
 Peter Pantsless: Hot damn, that looks aweso- awww, shit: Burger King
 Scoo: Shut up and take my money!
Image 125110   08-13-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
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 Headoftheclass: Sesame Street sure got weird after moving from PBS to HBO.
 Mad Collager: Always dedicated to his fans, Kermit will bend over forward for them.
 Slamajama: Elmo doesn't like helping Kermit apply his Preparation H as much as he used to
 Scoo: Frogse.cx
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia looks like being green made him easy, though
 Firm Buttocks: If you're wondering where the ring is, so has Piggy been for the past forty years
 Ulillillia: It's not easy being green
Image 125109   08-13-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
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 flommmm: Voted rad for this @grizzly
 Slamajama: Al Roker age 8
 grizzly: I jerked off to this.
 Firm Buttocks: Urkel Sharpton
 Ulillillia: Jesse Jackson gets me hot
 Peter Pantsless: I think the answer to that question is perfectly clear
Image 125108   08-13-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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