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175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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 Borkf: @willowsprite Masturbating.
 willowsprite: @Musician who knows what the photographer is doing...
 a robot: The fact that @fanny, @Mr. Butt and @Peter Pantsless all commented on this image right away is just making me all warm and fuzzy.....in the butt
 Musician: I guess I have to point this out. The angle of the camera to the door means the guy mooning is about 90 degrees to the left of where the guy behind the door is looking.
 itskando: Dad a bieber butt
 Mr. Butt: That username/upload combo tho
 Headoftheclass: "His ass was only a reflection of my most wanton desires."
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny haha dying. "It's all so clear now!"
 Jaunty Shrimp: This reminds me of Shirley Jackson's 'We Have Always Lived in the Castle'-- minus the butt, that is.
 fanny: and this is how he became @Peter Pantsless
Image 124963   08-12-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
389
 
 willowsprite: I saw a fly...
 a robot: Cat cares not for your fancy sliding walls
 Scoo: OH YEAH!
Image 124962   08-12-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
538
 
 Christina: that's discrimination
 duckfarts: that's what happens when you ask for a witness
 willowsprite: Why? You're making money...
 ModelTRex: Chrome
 hajjpodge: Please don't.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Thank you jesus
 Beef Supreme: That was actually food grade spray that let the War Boys live again.
Image 124961   08-12-16   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
282
 
 duckfarts: This is fine.
 Blackheart223: I don't truck with your global warming.
 Mr. Butt: @WaffleIron Heavy beer would break the ice, dumbass.
 WaffleIron: Striking unwise, I mean, light beer? Come on!
 Jaunty Shrimp: He got the Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay thing very wrong.
 Peter Pantsless: This man is an island
Image 124960   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
497
 
 Looper: After days, I have looped
 annterland: Bet that couch is nasty
 hairy: missed arm day
 Spazstatic: Is that Burt Reynolds
 XLY: Well don't keep us waiting, lets see some of those explicit illustrations!
 Niels Bohr: Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure Now I shall reign in blood
 Musician: I point to this post and it's comments as I quote "Purple users have shown a commitment to quality." Oh yeah.
 Jaunty Shrimp: You just know they're listening to "Kiss You All Over" by Exile. Heh
 Peter Pantsless: I approve of that man's outfit
 Fiasco: AKA Prebonin'
 Knice: They both like like they want to kill me. :-(
Image 124959   08-12-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
332
 
 Beef Supreme: no sense commenting. everyone knows the internet is for porn.
 hairy: racist
 Cami: Go outside and there are tons of weird white people with their weird white people stuff to learn...yodeling...clog dancing...haggis...colonialism.
 Peter Pantsless: Don't think you'll have a problem
 Magma Safe: That boy ain't right
Image 124958   08-12-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
205
 
 duckfarts: the safe word is borkf
 Butcherboy: You can't leave that lion there
 Annoying Vegan : Rawrborkf
Image 124957   08-12-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
264
 
 Christina: Instructions unclear; book stook in my...
Image 124956   08-12-16   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
283
 
 Cami: No good outcome. The trade is your ear for his life.
 cenecia: Pretty handy info if you ever fight Mike Tyson.
 Himesama: Finally, MY fetish!!
 a robot: Ho, ho, ho, we want to learn how to defend ourselves against bites, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!
 Peter Pantsless: dude has clearly not been a vampire for very long
 Slamajama: How you check to see that he's real
 DonkeyPuncher: technically incorrect, the best kind of incorrect
Image 124955   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
336
 
 Bonecollector: @Sadbot Definitely not a porter
 sumodrsn: Look just make good beer, I don't need your fancy packaging...oh that is COOL!!!
 Supermansbrother: @Sadbot I guess it depends on the empire?
 Sadbot: @Fiasco Yeah, it'd be cool to have behind a bar, to look at. Also weird that it seems to say "imperial porter" with what appears to be a hefeweizen poured in the glass.
 Fiasco: Usually packaging gimmicks translate into terrible flavor. I'd still try it.
Image 124954   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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