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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 Korrok: It ain't easy being wheezy.
 duckfarts: @Knice good job getting the alley oop
 Skinr: Dat Habsburg jaw, tho
 Fiasco: We set em up, @Knice consistently knocks em down.
 Peter Pantsless: Daaaaaang
 Knice: Vlad the Inhaler?
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 a robot: Peaceful doggo
 Peter Pantsless: The hills are aliiiiive with the sound of booooorkfing
 Scoo: True Happiness
 A duck: I am hella approving all these dog pics that've been getting posted lately.
 Prefuse: Ehhhh... funny enough
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 Wet farts: Somebody's holding a treat behind that camera
 UseYourName: Ok, great, and now a silly one
 Christina: Too. Many. Puppers. Can't. Rad. Enough.
 A duck: We know what you and that other one have been doing in your room, Steve. Why do you refuse to let us watch?
 Peter Pantsless: That photo took so long to take, they kept having to replace the dogs
 Knice: *stagedive*
 SunWukong: You came to the right neighbourhood, motherpupper!
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 E. HONDA: check your superprivilege
 DonkeyPuncher: @Knice Good call, that is a peculiar offer for him to make!
 Peter Pantsless: They'll probably try throwing the bow at him when they run out of arrows, if the old TV show was any indication
 Gomi Day: goddamnit, superman..
 Knice: Someone really likes yogurt.
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 XLY: A more friendly follow up to the flop 'Go to Church Puppets" earlier that year
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 augustus: wait what...
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 A duck: That puppet seems very angry about this fact.
 Scoo: Rad (kinda) for the old Apple ][ font
 Korrok: They sure do.
 Knice: A good place to get a hand up inya...
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 Disclosure: less meow than maul
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 A duck: Heck yeah!
 TaintJuice: Quorum
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 Peter Pantsless: @DonkeyPuncher I don't know..."adult"?
 DonkeyPuncher: @Larfles We prefer to be called aggronauts
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 Scoo: You don't fuck with a toddler biker gang.
 Warrax: You don't want to know what happens when you knock one over.
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 Screech: These look different different when you buy them
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