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273588  tib gubb: that's a fine beard, dachsund

273590  tib gubb: people do realize that corporations are machines, right?

273592  tib gubb: NACHOS DOWN

273599  tib gubb: social media is a cancer

273639  Baby Jesus: From the song..."There's a moose in my house!"

273501  Spazstatic: Linux: it's not broken, your just doing it wrong.

273628  ThoughtlessGentleman: @Dr Awkward rejoices as he hears bran mans courageous cry. who requires regularity?!

273609  tib gubb: it's not porn, dad. it's ecchi

273610  tib gubb: pfft, reel to reel or die

273612  tib gubb: here's to the intern that was fired for leaving barry's cup unfilled

273619  tib gubb: @FabricMan yeah, the old testament wasn't really meant to be a feelgood read

273545  Mad Collager: Plot twist: The girl is wearing kid gloves.

273606  Mad Collager: OMG! This is right above a Lionel Richie image!

273606  Mad Collager: Stuck on you...

273627  Dr Awkward: Because the math questions havent been updated in 53 years.

273628  Dr Awkward: Bran-Man, here to rescue your bowels from constipation!

273555  FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273505  Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273600  blablabla: How is satyr formed

273610  Lunimeow: Rip beta, 8-track, vinyl, laser disk, zip drive, uh....

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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Score:
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 Whatever: If it's a girl does it mark it as a transvestite?
 Whatever: If it's a girl does it mark it as a transvestite?
 DonkeyPuncher: @carpwoman might as well just call him Dick. At least that way they can open their door and shout "Come Dick!" for a decade or so.
 Peter Pantsless: *sigh* fine, WEINER DOG
 kshoxx: I hope they named him Richard.
 a robot: @Gomi Day Dickbutt Mutt
 fanny: penis-pup
 duckfarts: cocker spaniel
 Peter Pantsless: You think that's bad, you should see the birthmark on my face
 Gomi Day: dickmutt
Image 124929   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Snowta
Score:
255
 
 Mentos Pormer: Dog goggles? Doggles?
 E. HONDA: what could be safer on a work site than ropes hanging from your skull?
 Spazstatic: Sarah Kerrigan
 cmd: Keith Morris really sold the fuck out
 Niels Bohr: I worked at a job pushing boulders around with a 40 year old back hoe. The foreman would call "safety meetings" which was code for everyone to huddle up and get high.
 Mr. Butt: "Did Predator mate with Gary Busey in a deleted scene or something?
 Gomi Day: @Mr. Shine *screaming internally*
 Mr. Shine: Susan Yeowch, Lathe Operator.
 Gomi Day: your hair is cool and all but, stay the hell away from everything. thanks.
Image 124928   08-12-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
405
 
 AverageJoe: Ultraviolent
 flying sheep: okay, this is actually funny
 XLY: @Munkybut huh, never seen that one. Anyway, doesn't that look like the bink logo?
 Peter Pantsless: @Munkybut I have had it with this mother fucking Internet Explorer on my mother fucking phone!
 Munkybut: @Munkybut :'(
 Munkybut: @Munkybut mother fucking phone corrected Internet Explorer to Internet Explorer!?
 Munkybut: Internet Explorer isn't working
Image 124927   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
717
 
 Headoftheclass: Damn girl are you my buttplug because you're always up my ass but you leave a gaping hole in me when you're gone
 champeen: My kitty don't love me no more.
 cmd: damn girl are you a gorilla cage? because I want to drop a baby in you
 Derp Herpigan: Last time I tried an anatomical pickup line, I got pepper sprayed.
Image 124926   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
243
 
 petunias: When it comes to global warning, own-up time is Nye
 duckfarts: you could just keep the toilet clean maybe
 ShamWOW: sorta funny
 Annoying Vegan : Welp, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen
 XLY: Please, stop being in the sink.
 Dan Tagonistic: Alpha formation would have prevented this
 Korrok: A fat stack of those conical paper cups and a pair of scissors would make the lives of everyone involved significantly easier, and that's just the cheap solution.
Image 124925   08-12-16   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 annterland: 5 of her 6 ends are pointy
 duckfarts: catlisthenics
 Knice: Okay, you can have your door-locking privilege back.
 Derp Herpigan: WHERE DID ALL THESE SPOTS COME FROM????? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 Peter Pantsless: How much catnip did you eat, furball?
 Borkf: You assembled your cheetah incorrectly.
Image 124924   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
281
 
 AverageJoe: actually it's 42 - Math
 Headoftheclass: Neil Da Bosse Tyson givin' lessons in physics
 square44: 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
 Agamemnon Triforce: People don't realize NDgT was a founding member of a band called Death.
 phonk: Stick moon face under water and try the pic again
 duckfarts: @bug he was told to go 4 himself
 bug: I don't think writing a bunch of fours really qualifies as science.
 sparename: If science could just stop everything and e.verybody just seeming to be designed to piss me off...
Image 124923   08-12-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
217
 
 Bonecollector: Godel, Escher, Bach was a helluva book. Still have it on my shelf.
 gary: Chuck Tingle needs to get hold of this.
 frenk: Protects unicorn horn from cooties.
 rip odb: mfw my dad tries to cook
 Punt Numbles: i wish
 Niels Bohr: I want to rad this more than once.
Image 124922   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
498
 
 Himesama: Kitty is singing Supercell's "Let's promise" under her breath.
 a robot: Awww, he thinks he's people!
 JollyWell: Sometimes she sits and thinks. Sometimes she just sits.
 sparename: Cat on a hot tin pole
Image 124921   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Snowta
Score:
568
 
 square44: which one of these is spindle
 willowsprite: Not like you can do anything else with them these days
 Air Biscuit: Bottom middle! That toilet paper dispenser appears backward!
 phonk: Man, I had so many awesome pirated Beagle Bros floppies back in the day. Good times.
 dobbiesdoogs: i don't see anything here that says i can't copy that floppy
 Warrax: Feel free to fuck the floppy disk tho. Not prohibited.
 Peter Pantsless: #4: Do not upload to AG
 There was a bob here: Don't aggro that gator
 NoRagrets: These all look like cool ideas though...
Image 124920   08-12-16   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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