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249039  Mr Bleak: @a robot Netkits and chill?

249169  barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 the same way as one sucks a fuck.

249011  some guy : I bet it smells great in there.

249182  ThoughtlessGentleman: SURPRISE!!!!!.............

249182  ThoughtlessGentleman: butt sex.

249183  Minnesotan: new death metal songs write themselves

249181  barfolomew: @ignatz I'm impressed! I had never heard of him until listening on 99% invisible, but I looked up his buildings and they're all so insane!

249175  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.

249184  GoGo Robotto: So long, suckers!

249184  dangerkeith3000: I love this game.

249175  Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax In Canada, milk comes in bags.

249182  Mr. Butt: Dios mio.

249181  GoGo Robotto: @ignatz Then I must work in a building designed by Escher. Confused af and going nowhere!

249188  OldKentuckyShark: Overclocked like a mother fucker cause cooling is no longer an issue... til i burn out the motor in the fridge ( which is somehow also overclocked)

249182  Robespierre: Wearditgo?

249174  Robespierre: Pickled beets!

249168  dangerkeith3000: We can all thank Nudie Cohn for these suits.

249178  Robespierre: Windswept wonderfulness

249182  Shay: She's having her happy hour now.

249182  Side Boob: She's brave enough...

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1. Yurishiro
2. Felicity
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248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 Side Boob: @glenalec Same. I get scared in a big pickup.

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!



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11. violentwrath: 1865 points
12. WannaBee: 1793 points
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14. TaintJuice: 1622 points
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Score:
550
 
 Whatever: If it's a girl does it mark it as a transvestite?
 Whatever: If it's a girl does it mark it as a transvestite?
 DonkeyPuncher: @carpwoman might as well just call him Dick. At least that way they can open their door and shout "Come Dick!" for a decade or so.
 Peter Pantsless: *sigh* fine, WEINER DOG
 carpwoman: I hope they named him Richard.
 a robot: @Gomi Day Dickbutt Mutt
 fanny: penis-pup
 duckfarts: cocker spaniel
 Peter Pantsless: You think that's bad, you should see the birthmark on my face
 Gomi Day: dickmutt
Image 124929   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Snowta
Score:
255
 
 Mentos Pormer: Dog goggles? Doggles?
 E. HONDA: what could be safer on a work site than ropes hanging from your skull?
 Spazstatic: Sarah Kerrigan
 cmd: Keith Morris really sold the fuck out
 Niels Bohr: I worked at a job pushing boulders around with a 40 year old back hoe. The foreman would call "safety meetings" which was code for everyone to huddle up and get high.
 Mr. Butt: "Did Predator mate with Gary Busey in a deleted scene or something?
 Gomi Day: @Mr. Shine *screaming internally*
 Mr. Shine: Susan Yeowch, Lathe Operator.
 Gomi Day: your hair is cool and all but, stay the hell away from everything. thanks.
Image 124928   08-12-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
405
 
 AverageJoe: Ultraviolent
 flying sheep: okay, this is actually funny
 XLY: @Munkybut huh, never seen that one. Anyway, doesn't that look like the bink logo?
 Peter Pantsless: @Munkybut I have had it with this mother fucking Internet Explorer on my mother fucking phone!
 Munkybut: @Munkybut :'(
 Munkybut: @Munkybut mother fucking phone corrected Internet Explorer to Internet Explorer!?
 Munkybut: Internet Explorer isn't working
Image 124927   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
717
 
 Headoftheclass: Damn girl are you my buttplug because you're always up my ass but you leave a gaping hole in me when you're gone
 champeen: My kitty don't love me no more.
 cmd: damn girl are you a gorilla cage? because I want to drop a baby in you
 Derp Herpigan: Last time I tried an anatomical pickup line, I got pepper sprayed.
Image 124926   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
243
 
 petunias: When it comes to global warning, own-up time is Nye
 duckfarts: you could just keep the toilet clean maybe
 ShamWOW: sorta funny
 Annoying Vegan : Welp, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen
 XLY: Please, stop being in the sink.
 Dan Tagonistic: Alpha formation would have prevented this
 Korrok: A fat stack of those conical paper cups and a pair of scissors would make the lives of everyone involved significantly easier, and that's just the cheap solution.
Image 124925   08-12-16   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 annterland: 5 of her 6 ends are pointy
 duckfarts: catlisthenics
 Knice: Okay, you can have your door-locking privilege back.
 Derp Herpigan: WHERE DID ALL THESE SPOTS COME FROM????? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 Peter Pantsless: How much catnip did you eat, furball?
 Borkf: You assembled your cheetah incorrectly.
Image 124924   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
281
 
 AverageJoe: actually it's 42 - Math
 Headoftheclass: Neil Da Bosse Tyson givin' lessons in physics
 square44: 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
 Agamemnon Triforce: People don't realize NDgT was a founding member of a band called Death.
 phonk: Stick moon face under water and try the pic again
 duckfarts: @bug he was told to go 4 himself
 bug: I don't think writing a bunch of fours really qualifies as science.
 sparename: If science could just stop everything and e.verybody just seeming to be designed to piss me off...
Image 124923   08-12-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
217
 
 Bonecollector: Godel, Escher, Bach was a helluva book. Still have it on my shelf.
 gary: Chuck Tingle needs to get hold of this.
 frenk: Protects unicorn horn from cooties.
 rip odb: mfw my dad tries to cook
 Punt Numbles: i wish
 Niels Bohr: I want to rad this more than once.
Image 124922   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
498
 
 Himesama: Kitty is singing Supercell's "Let's promise" under her breath.
 a robot: Awww, he thinks he's people!
 carpwoman: Sometimes she sits and thinks. Sometimes she just sits.
 sparename: Cat on a hot tin pole
Image 124921   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Snowta
Score:
568
 
 square44: which one of these is spindle
 willowsprite: Not like you can do anything else with them these days
 Air Biscuit: Bottom middle! That toilet paper dispenser appears backward!
 Scoo: Man, I had so many awesome pirated Beagle Bros floppies back in the day. Good times.
 dobbiesdoogs: i don't see anything here that says i can't copy that floppy
 Warrax: Feel free to fuck the floppy disk tho. Not prohibited.
 Peter Pantsless: #4: Do not upload to AG
 There was a bob here: Don't aggro that gator
 NoRagrets: These all look like cool ideas though...
Image 124920   08-12-16   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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