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262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

262926  Mr. Whiskers: False history. The Romans of England were known for their adorable little toes that looked like beans.

262917  Peter Pantsless: Huh. Usually it's the baby that does the dribbling

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262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 Whatever: If it's a girl does it mark it as a transvestite?
 Whatever: If it's a girl does it mark it as a transvestite?
 DonkeyPuncher: @carpwoman might as well just call him Dick. At least that way they can open their door and shout "Come Dick!" for a decade or so.
 Peter Pantsless: *sigh* fine, WEINER DOG
 kshoxx: I hope they named him Richard.
 a robot: @Gomi Day Dickbutt Mutt
 fanny: penis-pup
 duckfarts: cocker spaniel
 Peter Pantsless: You think that's bad, you should see the birthmark on my face
 Gomi Day: dickmutt
Image 124929   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Snowta
Score:
255
 
 Mentos Pormer: Dog goggles? Doggles?
 E. HONDA: what could be safer on a work site than ropes hanging from your skull?
 Spazstatic: Sarah Kerrigan
 cmd: Keith Morris really sold the fuck out
 Niels Bohr: I worked at a job pushing boulders around with a 40 year old back hoe. The foreman would call "safety meetings" which was code for everyone to huddle up and get high.
 Mr. Butt: "Did Predator mate with Gary Busey in a deleted scene or something?
 Gomi Day: @Mr. Shine *screaming internally*
 Mr. Shine: Susan Yeowch, Lathe Operator.
 Gomi Day: your hair is cool and all but, stay the hell away from everything. thanks.
Image 124928   08-12-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
405
 
 AverageJoe: Ultraviolent
 flying sheep: okay, this is actually funny
 XLY: @Munkybut huh, never seen that one. Anyway, doesn't that look like the bink logo?
 Peter Pantsless: @Munkybut I have had it with this mother fucking Internet Explorer on my mother fucking phone!
 Munkybut: @Munkybut :'(
 Munkybut: @Munkybut mother fucking phone corrected Internet Explorer to Internet Explorer!?
 Munkybut: Internet Explorer isn't working
Image 124927   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
717
 
 Headoftheclass: Damn girl are you my buttplug because you're always up my ass but you leave a gaping hole in me when you're gone
 champeen: My kitty don't love me no more.
 cmd: damn girl are you a gorilla cage? because I want to drop a baby in you
 Derp Herpigan: Last time I tried an anatomical pickup line, I got pepper sprayed.
Image 124926   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
243
 
 petunias: When it comes to global warning, own-up time is Nye
 duckfarts: you could just keep the toilet clean maybe
 ShamWOW: sorta funny
 Annoying Vegan : Welp, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen
 XLY: Please, stop being in the sink.
 Dan Tagonistic: Alpha formation would have prevented this
 Korrok: A fat stack of those conical paper cups and a pair of scissors would make the lives of everyone involved significantly easier, and that's just the cheap solution.
Image 124925   08-12-16   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 annterland: 5 of her 6 ends are pointy
 duckfarts: catlisthenics
 Knice: Okay, you can have your door-locking privilege back.
 Derp Herpigan: WHERE DID ALL THESE SPOTS COME FROM????? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 Peter Pantsless: How much catnip did you eat, furball?
 Borkf: You assembled your cheetah incorrectly.
Image 124924   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
281
 
 AverageJoe: actually it's 42 - Math
 Headoftheclass: Neil Da Bosse Tyson givin' lessons in physics
 square44: 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
 Agamemnon Triforce: People don't realize NDgT was a founding member of a band called Death.
 phonk: Stick moon face under water and try the pic again
 duckfarts: @bug he was told to go 4 himself
 bug: I don't think writing a bunch of fours really qualifies as science.
 sparename: If science could just stop everything and e.verybody just seeming to be designed to piss me off...
Image 124923   08-12-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
217
 
 Bonecollector: Godel, Escher, Bach was a helluva book. Still have it on my shelf.
 gary: Chuck Tingle needs to get hold of this.
 frenk: Protects unicorn horn from cooties.
 rip odb: mfw my dad tries to cook
 Punt Numbles: i wish
 Niels Bohr: I want to rad this more than once.
Image 124922   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
498
 
 Himesama: Kitty is singing Supercell's "Let's promise" under her breath.
 a robot: Awww, he thinks he's people!
 JollyWell: Sometimes she sits and thinks. Sometimes she just sits.
 sparename: Cat on a hot tin pole
Image 124921   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Snowta
Score:
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 square44: which one of these is spindle
 willowsprite: Not like you can do anything else with them these days
 Air Biscuit: Bottom middle! That toilet paper dispenser appears backward!
 Scoo: Man, I had so many awesome pirated Beagle Bros floppies back in the day. Good times.
 dobbiesdoogs: i don't see anything here that says i can't copy that floppy
 Warrax: Feel free to fuck the floppy disk tho. Not prohibited.
 Peter Pantsless: #4: Do not upload to AG
 There was a bob here: Don't aggro that gator
 NoRagrets: These all look like cool ideas though...
Image 124920   08-12-16   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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