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248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

248797  Yurishiro: *tiny voices chanting*

248792  WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.

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2. glenalec
3. Air Biscuit
4. dangerkeith3000
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248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248680 bug: pornhub

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck



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Sydney uploaded 248348 (925 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (906 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (906 points)
randomhobo uploaded 248654 (899 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248687 (894 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 248728 (856 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (846 points)
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 6. Bagels: 2535 points
 7. Side Boob: 2418 points
 8. violentwrath: 2270 points
 9. Springbok: 2124 points
10. Nope: 2114 points
11. dingding: 2111 points
12. Shay: 1944 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
14. Yurishiro: 1860 points
15. clayjar: 1860 points
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 Peter Pantsless: @fanny and they're ugly, too!
 Minx: Damn it Papa, set a good example for the kids.
 Radstarboom: @ninetailorochimaru You might be from an alternate reality. In this one they are actually the Berenstain bears.
 fanny: I hate them. I hate the entire god-dammed bear family. I hate bear country. I hate their tree house, their stupid bear "problems," their wholesome solutions. I hate lizzy bruin.
 chhumphrey: He just wanted to watch that Jake from State Farm commercial!
 ninetailorochimaru: Berenstein bears. Always Berenstein bears...never forget.
 Peter Pantsless: The movie was called "No Girls Allowed"
 VoR: On tv? Old school.
 SomeCanadian: Papa Bear's porno addiction is out of control.
Image 124841   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
352
 
 RzK: okay i love this
 Fugative: The age old question of which came first the sticker or the plate
 Trick Question: Twist: the first letter is a 'U'. Second twist: he isn't.
Image 124840   08-12-16   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
242
 
 hot hot dog: Snakes are more intelligent than people realize. I had a ball python named Scribbles who could write his own name.
 Otterman: Well, duh
 A duck: "Uh yeah, so can, uh, so can human males, baby. You don't want me to die, do you?"
 Derp Herpigan: Well, good thing I'm not a female ferret.
 PenguinBartender: @Knice 10/10, would suppress laughter at work again.
 Trick Question: @Supermansbrother Don't be daft. We're always that excited.
 Knice: @SomeCanadian lol they ded
 SomeCanadian: CONTINUED: However, they will DEFINITELY die as a result of being fucked by you, @Knice
 Supermansbrother: It just makes the furries so so excited.
 Knice: Do your part, fuck a ferret.
Image 124839   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
281
 
 Trick Question: so caffeine. many sugar. wow.
 copunter: can't rad vote my own pics every few days. SOMEbody figured out that bug and patched it. its hard out here for an aggro-lurker
 copunter: fuckit i gotta write a script to comment on everything and climb back outta green status. or who knows, upload a pic or two
 copunter: dogebetes
 copunter: doggerbetes
Image 124838   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
433
 
 Minx: Your move sgin company.
 DrinkMixMan: You know what the fuck I mean
 TheOriginal: "But unicycles are cool"
 Otterman: Fight the power
 Blackheart223: The best kind of correct.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck the police
 SomeCanadian: Don't tell me what to do, sign.
 Butcherboy: Technically correct. The best kind of correct
 Agamemnon Triforce: It'd be funnier if there were two unicycles.
 Scoo: Technically Allowable
Image 124837   08-12-16   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
500
 
 Rincewiind: Anything's a leash if you're bored enough.
 PenguinBartender: I'm the bridesmaid. ME! Jessica is fat, I'm adorable, this is NOT a dillema! *nomnom*
 SaltLick: This can go to hell
Image 124836   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
499
 
 Hosebag: 2 balls, one pup
 Bert Bertbert: Are you gonna beg better?
 ping: That looks... painful.
 Trick Question: but Rover was not impressed by Lassie's flirtatious advances
 SomeCanadian: Thanks, Obama.
 DonkeyPuncher: Stacy?!
 Mr. Butt: Gentlemen.
 Rincewiind: (Demosthenes is a good boy! And perhaps preparing to do an obscure Kid Rock cover.)
 athiest: Exile On Main Street
 PenguinBartender: Oh God. Oh God! There was a third ball! We need to go to the vet, OH GOD!
 Scoo: Ballskf
Image 124835   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
568
 
 TheOriginal: "That should hold it"
 TheOriginal: "That should hold it"
 a sedated moose: @Borkf i guess I'm lucky; I don't know what "cake farts" is, and I don't think I want to know.
 A duck: You cheeky bastards
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf I move that doing that results in an automatic demotion
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt glad to see you're still purple, too. Have fun with the new powers
 Trick Question: The park loved the sculpture until they heard it was titled "Earth's Nipple".
 SomeCanadian: @Borkf I saw the mod posting and considered all the evil things I could do. But then the Canadian kicked in and I felt bad and started apologising to no one in particular.
 Borkf: N an unrelated note: Who's going to be the first purple to link to meatspin/lemon party/cake farts/etc. I hope we're all too trustworthy for that.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny And, true to myself, I've responded to my own comment.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt Good to be back. I just needed some time off to mourn Harambe.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt hey! I've missed your butt around here lately!
 Mr. Butt: Mother Earth is into BDSM.
Image 124834   08-12-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
177
 
 A duck: @bug: Haundai
 danny: really
 Trick Question: "Hyundai: the car that can survive a head-on with an Audi."
 Rincewiind: (Auto Union, Horscht, DKW, and apparently keychain. The lesser known conglomerate.)
 bug: Howdy
Image 124833   08-12-16   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
346
 
 Hosebag: I wanted to eat that mummy, he's teriyaki style.
 tehghost: finally, a good pic
 Mumbles: Regardless; he's still a street-walkin' cheetah with a hide full of napalm.
 ping: There are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly!
 Trick Question: "Don't you think Iggy's been trying to?"
 IrwinGarden: Don't be sad, Old Iggy Pop Torso! I just found your soul mate! #124831
 bug: He's trying man... he's trying the best he can.
 mrwiffler: fuck off...the dude is 69 years old
 Skaalar: I'm afraid of getting old.
Image 124832   08-12-16   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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