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221180  cArdent: @sad face Looks like they're just flipped to make it easy to read. -10 and -20 look like that too.

221358  BavidDowie: I prefer a firm mattresses, myself

221425  ironmaiden: Is that gothmog, leader of saurons forces on the left?

221413  raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.

221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

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 Poop Bird: I did eHarmony, first date they set me up with was a stripper with a boyfriend...
 Bianxing: @Beef Supreme Me too
 Himesama: One of ya'll can have my ten year relationship with my baby daddy being alone sounds like a luxury to me.
 DrinkMixMan: It's not you, it's us.
 Beef Supreme: I tried them a decade ago, got rejected. Badge of honor.
 Slamajama: Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned my outstanding conviction on domestic abuse or my marriage to a Democratic Presdential Canadate
 RiderFan: I got this in my email, and I never even joined.
 Peter Pantsless: Do I at least get a refund?
 savvoy: I'm an atheist, and they kept matching me with women who "put their relationship with God first". I got the hint.
 Nope: This is what they used to throw up if you were atheist or homosexual.. They got sued.
Image 124751   08-11-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
483
 
 Jeannie C: English is not for sissies.
 Wet farts: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!
 WaffleIron: And this is one of the reasons my wife hates english.
 Slamajama: My carrot is pointing to a 24 karat blond
 Fiasco: This is the Dark Souls of pedantry.
 savvoy: homophones homophobes hoboprobes
 savvoy: homophones homophobes hoboprobes
 Scoo: And yet, I don't care at all...
 depression: Really
Image 124750   08-11-16   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
320
 
 Thelter: DICK'S Just the Tip
 Thelter: DICK'S Just the Tip
 Knice: AH HA HA!! AH HA HA!! AH HA HA!! *pisses self, others*
 a sedated moose: @Knice paging @Knice
 Jaunty Shrimp: We have a Dick's Last Resort in San Diego where the workers great you like dicks on purpose, looks like the same idea. It wears thin, I must say.
 Slamajama: That's what Dick would want you to think, but you don't know Dick
 Warrax: After this long, I'd strongly recommend seeing a doctor if it hasn't fallen off yet.
 Scoo: DO U REMEMBER US?
 Weedheart: Not any more.
Image 124749   08-11-16   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
589
 
 Bonecollector: O Canada!
 a sedated moose: @Ulillillia ...taking credit for my good deeds...rasum frasum rasum...
 WaffleIron: @duckfarts : He holds the doors on time.
 duckfarts: heil mooselini
 ughjeez: And 12 I'm sorrys.
 Ulillillia: You're welcome.
Image 124748   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
544
 
 Poop Bird: @ModelTRex I'm not sure it works like that
 ModelTRex: Goddamn should have been a hockey player.
 Cami: He'said actually nervous because one of them brought along a kid who seems to be about the right age to be his son?
 a sedated moose: @Poop van Pants Try not to suck any dicks on the way to your car! Hey! You! Get back here!
 Slamajama: Jay still has the herpes, yeah he remembers you two
 Peter Pantsless: "So what are you guys doing after the game?"
 Scoo: @Poop van Pants 37!?
 Poop van Pants: @Scoo if she is like the girl from Clerks she still needs to make signs and goto 17 more games
 Knice: Teamwork makes the dream work.
 dobbiesdoogs: @A duck because the dude's beard tingled just so
 Red: what, at the same time?
 Scoo: Her boyfriend looks just thrilled to be there
 Jayfu: They're going to do it again, too
 A duck: Oh, Tyler remembers.
Image 124747   08-11-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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 DrinkMixMan: Somebody tread on him
 Lemonator: now THAT'S what I call a metal-head
 Scoo: That's no way to speak to @SomeCanadian! He's trying to help you!
Image 124746   08-11-16   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
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 Jayfu: @Albo Grungus well, if you look closely, the silhouette isnt solid like a metal or rubber buttplug would be, and the small part below the shoulder is way too small to be a handle or even a ring. Also, I have a glass wine decanter that belonged to my granfmother before she passed
 Albo Grungus: why? @Jayfu
 p-niiice: lost in transsertion
 Korrok: WAAAAYY up in there, in'it?
 Penultimate Grunongo: @savvoy Probably first time panic. That looks like one they could have just laxed out.
 DrinkMixMan: How did that get there?
 Slamajama: When butt plugs go rogue
 duckfarts: RPG LOADED IN #2!
 savvoy: That's a pretty safe shape for a butt-plug, you've got to wonder what went wrong.
 Jayfu: That looks like a cap for a wine decanter
 Scoo: @Nope Well then, just wait it out. It'll melt eventually.
 Nope: hmm #124740
Image 124745   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
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 Jeannie C: You never see a bad picture of a dog.
 Annoying Vegan : A Good Dog.
 A duck: Always Radvote Dogs
Image 124744   08-11-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
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 metallica: Victory cigarettes, endorsed by Winston Smith.
 duckfarts: @savvoy the colonoscopy is fine; it's the drinking the night before that sucks
 WaffleIron: @savvoy : So the drugs they give you to knock you out are just super!
 savvoy: @duckfarts ...triggered. I had a colonoscopy Monday. (Sorry, prolly TMI)
 duckfarts: @savvoy what will you pay when diarrhea strikes
 savvoy: Your sewer bill is $44,000? What in God's name are you doing in there?
Image 124743   08-11-16   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
239
 
 Skaalar: Not a bad upper body though. He probably used to work out.
 Slamajama: Lasix works!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @vincenzo Boo!
 Annoying Vegan : Classic Rob.
 savvoy: And he probably wants to get that mole checked out, too.
 vincenzo: And will to live
Image 124742   08-11-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
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