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272531  Dr Awkward: "Hell in a Cell" for those of you who weren't into professional wrestling 20 years ago.

272533  Dr Awkward: A puppy, a sunset, and a dry Riesling sounds great.

272496  charlemagne: @Shay can't say that, that word belongs to welsh people, you're going to get in trouble

272544  rubix1924: He gets all the boops for his heckin generous snoot!

272530  Greifer: congrats! you did it!

272525  bug: I have no idea what happened to your powdered donut.

272529  tib gubb: tastes like murder. delicious, delicious murder

272530  tib gubb: this one gets me every time

272527  Kirtov: Well, you wouldn't get far with your enormous penis still inside. That's just common sense.

272524  Not A Bot: oh shit it may have been funnier if I said friend.

272479  SuedeOxford: @mexican Cena 'nuff

272531  SuedeOxford: I thought I would enjoy seeing Shane McMahon on top of her...

272530  dangerkeith3000: It's a me!

272528  Dr Awkward: OOoh, glacial lake!

272502  twitter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

272527  dangerkeith3000: Check and check.

272483  Korrok: I've seen worse....

272516  dangerkeith3000: I saw this on PornHub.

272524  dangerkeith3000: Eye of the tiger...

272485  Mr Bleak: Jeese Louise - clean yer floor ...

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
243
 
 jslz: Yes, yes, very impressive. But while you appear fairly useless, the bag can make it easier to carry cumbersome things.
 Trick Question: Wayne Pate: Unicorns.
 msmstud: Shia (Shea? Chia? Nvm.) LeBouf(?) has a silly name. (I ain't looking that shit up.)
 Side Boob: Here lies Elliot. He never scored.
 Fugative: We get it you're a bag
 Peter Pantsless: I hate "Friends"
Image 124588   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
324
 
 Air Biscuit: Ono!this can only mean someone has entered the temple of the winds!
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless I did a bit of research because ive heard that brought up before. My astronomy club does public star parties and we get asked a ton of questions like this. convincing people that a "super moon" isnt a rare thing or really anything special is a toughie. the blood moons are stunning to see though.
 Peter Pantsless: @Butcherboy don't think I've ever been nitpicked with that much precision.
 Hydraxion: I was expecting the dark lords to rise as well but whatever
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless @Butcherboy Far things are far.
 bug: @Butcherboy Dropping mad science up in here
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless still a really cool fact. the dimensions of space are staggering to comprehend
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless youre right half the time. combined total diameter of the planets, not including earth is about 388k km. moon avg distance is 384k, 405k at apogee,363 at perigee
 Butcherboy: @Borkf i actually got a nice look at crater Picard last night. I know its not names after TNG but the fact that its in Mare Crisium(sea of crisis) make me laugh
 Borkf: Even a fairly nice "regular" camera will struggle to capture a good shot of the moon. It looks bigger to us when it's near the horizon because our brains expect it.
 Peter Pantsless: That's the closest thing to us, and yet all of our planets would fit between here and there, with room to spare
 qazwsx: Still pretty amazing when it rose huge over the horizon..
Image 124587   08-11-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
266
 
 Fett4life: CO2 AND STD's
 sumodrsn: Too bad it's being driven by a dude.
 Skaalar: Put it back in.
 Poop van Pants: Needs a bumper sticker that says " My other car is a ANUSTART"
 bug: Why do I keep getting pulled over?
 msmstud: @Fugative -- Wut?
 Fugative: Good for you i cant ever get passed the windmill
Image 124586   08-11-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Image 124585 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by HighCactus. Boo, HighCactus.
Score:
455
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: what's up muffin thighs?
 Trick Question: I wonder if when the seam busted everypony in the room jumped.
 eider: Someone's fetish. Either side.
 Cami: The one on the right leads to the one on the left.
 msmstud: @Butcherboy -- Rad'ed for this.
 a sedated moose: Yep, definitely used that simile to describe my own gut.
 Knice: *poke* "Hee-hee-hee!"
 Butcherboy: I wouldn't like her when she's angry
Image 124584   08-11-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
454
 
 Galacta: Soon.
 Dick Inspector: GO FISH
 Mr. Pepper: King me, bitch.
 eider: "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."
 msmstud: "This game needs less pieces, and more of me laying on it, and I'll gladly oblige in two seconds."
 Derp Herpigan: Kitty gonna take a Risk.
 Borkf: You sunk my battleship.
 Yttermayn : *knocks game piece on floor* your move.
 Boxy: I'm not a huge fan of cooperative board games, but it's great if you're into those
 reagan: @Boxy any good?
 Boxy: @VoR Pandemic
 trepanation: Is this warlight?
 SomeCanadian: Kitty takes Australasia.
Image 124583   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
343
 
 Skaalar: Elton want Snu-Snu!
 Trick Question: "We'll put it on a seventh-grade school bus. Nopony will notice it there..." oops
 msmstud: That is fucking great. That is...hilarious.
 CastleBravo: "And I guess that's why they call it the blues, class. Tomorrow's assignment is on rocketry, so please read chapter 3 before class!"
 kraven: I see John C. Reilly is doing yet another comedy biopic.
 Peter Pantsless: I'd go to Elton school; Elton John is rad as fuck.
 Knice: My gift is my dong, and this one's for you.
 SomeCanadian: I hope the earring is part of the dress code
Image 124582   08-11-16   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Image 124581 is unbelievably bad (score -28) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by edvard. You have brought shame on us, edvard.
Score:
561
 
 sumodrsn: Yes...and this is the end.
 Skaalar: Dat Troy Mclure voice though...
 msmstud: @msmstud (I really should have put quotation marks around that one.)
 msmstud: Your face looks delicious, little one.
 Borkf: Careful, I hear zebras are total bastards.
 sodamachine: @Peter Pantsless ....Baby screems, "Learn to speak English"
 Peter Pantsless: Joke's on you; I can't read!
 duckfarts: ..........hello, zed
 Ignatius: Agent Z
 pleasing: Zebus.
Image 124580   08-11-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
307
 
 norgu5: Pic-ception
 harpooneer: @Joseph yep.
 Fiasco: Hearing what teens/20ish think parenting is like is a lot like hearing from a 2 year old what work is like "and then im gonna put on a biiiiig suit and do all the business!"
 winwolf: #dadfantasy
 Joseph: You may be suprised to find out she won't even notice. I have kids, they don't give a fuck honestly.
 Knice: If you remove the phrase from this this dumb passage, "ill comeback swap" sounds pretty rad.
 duckfarts: a shame she can only live one week in paradise
 Borkf: When and if I have a daughter, I'll give her PTSD.
Image 124579   08-11-16   Uploaded by    satoshi
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