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254059  bug: Can I have an almond cookie?

254031  Robespierre: Latitude, or attitude?

254051  Robespierre: Always worthy

253828  Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive

254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?



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Score:
243
 
 jslz: Yes, yes, very impressive. But while you appear fairly useless, the bag can make it easier to carry cumbersome things.
 Trick Question: Wayne Pate: Unicorns.
 msmstud: Shia (Shea? Chia? Nvm.) LeBouf(?) has a silly name. (I ain't looking that shit up.)
 Side Boob: Here lies Elliot. He never scored.
 Fugative: We get it you're a bag
 Peter Pantsless: I hate "Friends"
Image 124588   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
324
 
 Air Biscuit: Ono!this can only mean someone has entered the temple of the winds!
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless I did a bit of research because ive heard that brought up before. My astronomy club does public star parties and we get asked a ton of questions like this. convincing people that a "super moon" isnt a rare thing or really anything special is a toughie. the blood moons are stunning to see though.
 Peter Pantsless: @Butcherboy don't think I've ever been nitpicked with that much precision.
 Hydraxion: I was expecting the dark lords to rise as well but whatever
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless @Butcherboy Far things are far.
 bug: @Butcherboy Dropping mad science up in here
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless still a really cool fact. the dimensions of space are staggering to comprehend
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless youre right half the time. combined total diameter of the planets, not including earth is about 388k km. moon avg distance is 384k, 405k at apogee,363 at perigee
 Butcherboy: @Borkf i actually got a nice look at crater Picard last night. I know its not names after TNG but the fact that its in Mare Crisium(sea of crisis) make me laugh
 Borkf: Even a fairly nice "regular" camera will struggle to capture a good shot of the moon. It looks bigger to us when it's near the horizon because our brains expect it.
 Peter Pantsless: That's the closest thing to us, and yet all of our planets would fit between here and there, with room to spare
 ignatz: Still pretty amazing when it rose huge over the horizon..
Image 124587   08-11-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
266
 
 Fett4life: CO2 AND STD's
 sumodrsn: Too bad it's being driven by a dude.
 Skaalar: Put it back in.
 Poop van Pants: Needs a bumper sticker that says " My other car is a ANUSTART"
 bug: Why do I keep getting pulled over?
 msmstud: @Fugative -- Wut?
 Fugative: Good for you i cant ever get passed the windmill
Image 124586   08-11-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Image 124585 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by HighCactus. Your image was bad, HighCactus.
Score:
455
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: what's up muffin thighs?
 Trick Question: I wonder if when the seam busted everypony in the room jumped.
 eider: Someone's fetish. Either side.
 Cami: The one on the right leads to the one on the left.
 msmstud: @Butcherboy -- Rad'ed for this.
 a sedated moose: Yep, definitely used that simile to describe my own gut.
 Knice: *poke* "Hee-hee-hee!"
 Butcherboy: I wouldn't like her when she's angry
Image 124584   08-11-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
454
 
 Galacta: Soon.
 Dick Inspector: GO FISH
 Mr. Pepper: King me, bitch.
 eider: "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."
 msmstud: "This game needs less pieces, and more of me laying on it, and I'll gladly oblige in two seconds."
 Derp Herpigan: Kitty gonna take a Risk.
 Borkf: You sunk my battleship.
 Yttermayn : *knocks game piece on floor* your move.
 Boxy: I'm not a huge fan of cooperative board games, but it's great if you're into those
 VoR: @Boxy any good?
 Boxy: @VoR Pandemic
 VoR: Is this warlight?
 SomeCanadian: Kitty takes Australasia.
Image 124583   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
343
 
 Skaalar: Elton want Snu-Snu!
 Trick Question: "We'll put it on a seventh-grade school bus. Nopony will notice it there..." oops
 msmstud: That is fucking great. That is...hilarious.
 CastleBravo: "And I guess that's why they call it the blues, class. Tomorrow's assignment is on rocketry, so please read chapter 3 before class!"
 kraven: I see John C. Reilly is doing yet another comedy biopic.
 Peter Pantsless: I'd go to Elton school; Elton John is rad as fuck.
 Knice: My gift is my dong, and this one's for you.
 SomeCanadian: I hope the earring is part of the dress code
Image 124582   08-11-16   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Image 124581 is unbelievably bad (score -28) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by edvard. Boo, edvard.
Score:
561
 
 sumodrsn: Yes...and this is the end.
 Skaalar: Dat Troy Mclure voice though...
 msmstud: @msmstud (I really should have put quotation marks around that one.)
 msmstud: Your face looks delicious, little one.
 Borkf: Careful, I hear zebras are total bastards.
 VoR: @Peter Pantsless ....Baby screems, "Learn to speak English"
 Peter Pantsless: Joke's on you; I can't read!
 duckfarts: ..........hello, zed
 VoR: Agent Z
 Theta Zero: Zebus.
Image 124580   08-11-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
307
 
 norgu5: Pic-ception
 harpooneer: @Joseph yep.
 Fiasco: Hearing what teens/20ish think parenting is like is a lot like hearing from a 2 year old what work is like "and then im gonna put on a biiiiig suit and do all the business!"
 winwolf: #dadfantasy
 Joseph: You may be suprised to find out she won't even notice. I have kids, they don't give a fuck honestly.
 Knice: If you remove the phrase from this this dumb passage, "ill comeback swap" sounds pretty rad.
 duckfarts: a shame she can only live one week in paradise
 Borkf: When and if I have a daughter, I'll give her PTSD.
Image 124579   08-11-16   Uploaded by    satoshi
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