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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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Score:
243
 
 jslz: Yes, yes, very impressive. But while you appear fairly useless, the bag can make it easier to carry cumbersome things.
 Trick Question: Wayne Pate: Unicorns.
 msmstud: Shia (Shea? Chia? Nvm.) LeBouf(?) has a silly name. (I ain't looking that shit up.)
 Side Boob: Here lies Elliot. He never scored.
 Fugative: We get it you're a bag
 Peter Pantsless: I hate "Friends"
Image 124588   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
324
 
 Air Biscuit: Ono!this can only mean someone has entered the temple of the winds!
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless I did a bit of research because ive heard that brought up before. My astronomy club does public star parties and we get asked a ton of questions like this. convincing people that a "super moon" isnt a rare thing or really anything special is a toughie. the blood moons are stunning to see though.
 Peter Pantsless: @Butcherboy don't think I've ever been nitpicked with that much precision.
 Hydraxion: I was expecting the dark lords to rise as well but whatever
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless @Butcherboy Far things are far.
 bug: @Butcherboy Dropping mad science up in here
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless still a really cool fact. the dimensions of space are staggering to comprehend
 Butcherboy: @Peter Pantsless youre right half the time. combined total diameter of the planets, not including earth is about 388k km. moon avg distance is 384k, 405k at apogee,363 at perigee
 Butcherboy: @Borkf i actually got a nice look at crater Picard last night. I know its not names after TNG but the fact that its in Mare Crisium(sea of crisis) make me laugh
 Borkf: Even a fairly nice "regular" camera will struggle to capture a good shot of the moon. It looks bigger to us when it's near the horizon because our brains expect it.
 Peter Pantsless: That's the closest thing to us, and yet all of our planets would fit between here and there, with room to spare
 ignatz: Still pretty amazing when it rose huge over the horizon..
Image 124587   08-11-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
266
 
 Fett4life: CO2 AND STD's
 sumodrsn: Too bad it's being driven by a dude.
 Skaalar: Put it back in.
 Poop van Pants: Needs a bumper sticker that says " My other car is a ANUSTART"
 bug: Why do I keep getting pulled over?
 msmstud: @Fugative -- Wut?
 Fugative: Good for you i cant ever get passed the windmill
Image 124586   08-11-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Image 124585 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by HighCactus. Boo, HighCactus.
Score:
455
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: what's up muffin thighs?
 Trick Question: I wonder if when the seam busted everypony in the room jumped.
 eider: Someone's fetish. Either side.
 Cami: The one on the right leads to the one on the left.
 msmstud: @Butcherboy -- Rad'ed for this.
 a sedated moose: Yep, definitely used that simile to describe my own gut.
 Knice: *poke* "Hee-hee-hee!"
 Butcherboy: I wouldn't like her when she's angry
Image 124584   08-11-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
454
 
 Galacta: Soon.
 Dick Inspector: GO FISH
 Mr. Pepper: King me, bitch.
 eider: "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."
 msmstud: "This game needs less pieces, and more of me laying on it, and I'll gladly oblige in two seconds."
 Derp Herpigan: Kitty gonna take a Risk.
 Borkf: You sunk my battleship.
 Yttermayn : *knocks game piece on floor* your move.
 Boxy: I'm not a huge fan of cooperative board games, but it's great if you're into those
 VoR: @Boxy any good?
 Boxy: @VoR Pandemic
 VoR: Is this warlight?
 SomeCanadian: Kitty takes Australasia.
Image 124583   08-11-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
343
 
 Skaalar: Elton want Snu-Snu!
 Trick Question: "We'll put it on a seventh-grade school bus. Nopony will notice it there..." oops
 msmstud: That is fucking great. That is...hilarious.
 CastleBravo: "And I guess that's why they call it the blues, class. Tomorrow's assignment is on rocketry, so please read chapter 3 before class!"
 kraven: I see John C. Reilly is doing yet another comedy biopic.
 Peter Pantsless: I'd go to Elton school; Elton John is rad as fuck.
 Knice: My gift is my dong, and this one's for you.
 SomeCanadian: I hope the earring is part of the dress code
Image 124582   08-11-16   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Image 124581 is unbelievably bad (score -28) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by edvard. Your image was bad, edvard.
Score:
561
 
 sumodrsn: Yes...and this is the end.
 Skaalar: Dat Troy Mclure voice though...
 msmstud: @msmstud (I really should have put quotation marks around that one.)
 msmstud: Your face looks delicious, little one.
 Borkf: Careful, I hear zebras are total bastards.
 VoR: @Peter Pantsless ....Baby screems, "Learn to speak English"
 Peter Pantsless: Joke's on you; I can't read!
 duckfarts: ..........hello, zed
 VoR: Agent Z
 Theta Zero: Zebus.
Image 124580   08-11-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
307
 
 norgu5: Pic-ception
 harpooneer: @Joseph yep.
 Fiasco: Hearing what teens/20ish think parenting is like is a lot like hearing from a 2 year old what work is like "and then im gonna put on a biiiiig suit and do all the business!"
 winwolf: #dadfantasy
 Joseph: You may be suprised to find out she won't even notice. I have kids, they don't give a fuck honestly.
 Knice: If you remove the phrase from this this dumb passage, "ill comeback swap" sounds pretty rad.
 duckfarts: a shame she can only live one week in paradise
 Borkf: When and if I have a daughter, I'll give her PTSD.
Image 124579   08-11-16   Uploaded by    satoshi
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