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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. glenalec
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.



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glenalec uploaded 233350 (1477 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1383 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1337 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1282 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1140 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 20110 points
 2. Yurishiro: 11746 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
393
 
 Peter Pantsless: Naturally my top-rated comment would be a joke about a filthy toilet
 ThatGuy: Its also why theres piss everywhere
 DonkeyPuncher: Alpha Formation is my new fetish
 crudites: I hope blue dress is wearing rubber stockings.
 Science: The lady in red is having way too much fun in that last panel.
 Knice: -PRRRT-
 Warrax: Looks like victor formation to me.
 Peter Pantsless: Probably how it got that way in the first place
Image 124429   08-10-16   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
299
 
 why the long face: @DonkeyPuncher Voted rad for this
 msmstud: Make sure you get the undercarriage at the carwash.
 DrinkMixMan: Ouch
 DonkeyPuncher: Bravery level = Road Warrior
 Peter Pantsless: I used to drive a brown Probe...
 Janston: It should have the ANUSTART license plate from Arrested Development.
 sparename: Cartman's car
 Brain Thoughts: Fuck the police......
Image 124428   08-10-16   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
239
 
 Thelter: Siri... The fuck am I looking at
 Borkf: This person doesn't know how to internet.
 Jayfu: It's the John Holmes of cats.
 Ulillillia: Why the microphone? Is he playing a song with his tail?
 Peter Pantsless: Goddammn Catroulette
 Scoo: Oh, I don't think this is just *almost* dumb
Image 124427   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
411
 
 petepuma: toquacko
 ping: @Knice One of us. One of us.
 Poop van Pants: Duckmato. Unfortunately rhymes with Sharknado
 Knice: @ping I'm glad you've come to accept it. :-) #124347
 ping: Quack.
Image 124426   08-10-16   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
270
 
 bad tony: okay.........
 Skaalar: HIGHWAY TO THE EAGLE ZOOOOOOOOONE!!
 werterland: Hey, buddy, your helmet is on crooked.
 Warrax: If god had intended for eagles to fly, he'd have given them... oh wait.
 Peter Pantsless: Good luck working the throttle, dumbass.
 Ulillillia: @Scoo AAF
 SomeCanadian: This is what other countries really believe.
 Janston: The iron eagle movies got nothing on this.
 Scoo: America AF
Image 124425   08-10-16   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
586
 
 hajjpodge: Clever girl.
 zoe: BLADES OF STEEL!
 ignatz: One of your five-a-day, right?
 Thelter: One of these things is not like the others - Foo Fighters
 Poop van Pants: The one on the right is chinese !
 Niels Bohr: My poor brain. I looked at this a full minute before I figured out what was weird about it.
 Christina: Day 3: They are starting to suspect.
 Skaalar: Damn you
 DrinkMixMan: How do you do, fellow soft drinks?
 crudites: Cola, blue stuff...oh check it out Sunny D Midnight Crush!
 5 Headed Snake God: One of these things is not like the others...
 Scoo: The Choice of a New Aubergineration
 Peter Pantsless: I hope they get all the way to the couch with it before they notice
 Knice: *bepis
Image 124424   08-10-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
372
 
 sodamachine: Are you serious...
 Fiasco: Do what you must, I have already won.
 minimum max: I actually laughed
 annterland: I did this!
 SomeCanadian: I'm not even going to deny it. I DID IT AND IM PROUD.
Image 124423   08-10-16   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
321
 
 ignatz: He must've split with his old business partner Phil McAvity
 Poop van Pants: 1 800 EAT PIG8
 Whorelock: hahahahaha
 Janston: 1 800 EAT SHIU? I don't see how that applies. Who even is Shiu?
 Thelter: Teamed up with "Put it in Plumbing" !
 Disembodiedfoot: Our flush beats your full house!
 Scoo: Number One in the Number Two Business!
Image 124422   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
912
 
 macrocosm: for real @Musician
 ignatz: @Musician Curious now..
 sports: I spoke into his eyes
 Musician: hated it so much I can't even link to it
 Musician: @ignatz so why did imagebot hate my #BRY ?
 Gomi Day: radical islam
 ignatz: @DrinkMixMan I shied away from 'ARAB' but this is funny
 werterland: Broken arm on the passenger side in T-minus 5, 4, 3....
 DonkeyPuncher: Smart to wear head protection
 SoyUnPerdedor: This dude is literally radical
 Peter Pantsless: Look out, Tony Hawk
 a sedated moose: it seems like those guys have a lot more fun on the highway than we do in the states.
 Borkf: Accurate.
 SomeCanadian: Actually, this guy looks like kind of an ass to me.
Image 124421   08-10-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
315
 
 Thelter: Id hit it
 Skaalar: @Mr. Shine The weird part is, that's kinda true...
 Mr. Shine: @Alkavarion I don't think this is J.I.@SomeCanadian This us what happens when you find the G-spot.
 Alkavarion: For fuck's sake, Junji Ito, you're why we can't have nice things.
 ping: Worst. Date. Ever.
 Peter Pantsless: Haha gross
 SomeCanadian: This is what I imagine sex with a woman is like.
 tib gubb: ah heck, not again.
Image 124420   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Lobefin
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