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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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 Peter Pantsless: Naturally my top-rated comment would be a joke about a filthy toilet
 ThatGuy: Its also why theres piss everywhere
 DonkeyPuncher: Alpha Formation is my new fetish
 crudites: I hope blue dress is wearing rubber stockings.
 Science: The lady in red is having way too much fun in that last panel.
 Knice: -PRRRT-
 Warrax: Looks like victor formation to me.
 Peter Pantsless: Probably how it got that way in the first place
Image 124429   08-10-16   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
299
 
 why the long face: @DonkeyPuncher Voted rad for this
 msmstud: Make sure you get the undercarriage at the carwash.
 DrinkMixMan: Ouch
 DonkeyPuncher: Bravery level = Road Warrior
 Peter Pantsless: I used to drive a brown Probe...
 Janston: It should have the ANUSTART license plate from Arrested Development.
 sparename: Cartman's car
 Brain Thoughts: Fuck the police......
Image 124428   08-10-16   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
239
 
 Thelter: Siri... The fuck am I looking at
 Borkf: This person doesn't know how to internet.
 Jayfu: It's the John Holmes of cats.
 Ulillillia: Why the microphone? Is he playing a song with his tail?
 Peter Pantsless: Goddammn Catroulette
 Scoo: Oh, I don't think this is just *almost* dumb
Image 124427   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
411
 
 petepuma: toquacko
 ping: @Knice One of us. One of us.
 Poop van Pants: Duckmato. Unfortunately rhymes with Sharknado
 Knice: @ping I'm glad you've come to accept it. :-) #124347
 ping: Quack.
Image 124426   08-10-16   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
270
 
 bad tony: okay.........
 Skaalar: HIGHWAY TO THE EAGLE ZOOOOOOOOONE!!
 werterland: Hey, buddy, your helmet is on crooked.
 Warrax: If god had intended for eagles to fly, he'd have given them... oh wait.
 Peter Pantsless: Good luck working the throttle, dumbass.
 Ulillillia: @Scoo AAF
 SomeCanadian: This is what other countries really believe.
 Janston: The iron eagle movies got nothing on this.
 Scoo: America AF
Image 124425   08-10-16   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
586
 
 hajjpodge: Clever girl.
 zoe: BLADES OF STEEL!
 fink: One of your five-a-day, right?
 Thelter: One of these things is not like the others - Foo Fighters
 Poop van Pants: The one on the right is chinese !
 Niels Bohr: My poor brain. I looked at this a full minute before I figured out what was weird about it.
 Christina: Day 3: They are starting to suspect.
 Skaalar: Damn you
 DrinkMixMan: How do you do, fellow soft drinks?
 crudites: Cola, blue stuff...oh check it out Sunny D Midnight Crush!
 5 Headed Snake God: One of these things is not like the others...
 Scoo: The Choice of a New Aubergineration
 Peter Pantsless: I hope they get all the way to the couch with it before they notice
 Knice: *bepis
Image 124424   08-10-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
372
 
 sodamachine: Are you serious...
 Fiasco: Do what you must, I have already won.
 minimum max: I actually laughed
 annterland: I did this!
 SomeCanadian: I'm not even going to deny it. I DID IT AND IM PROUD.
Image 124423   08-10-16   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
321
 
 dorian: He must've split with his old business partner Phil McAvity
 Poop van Pants: 1 800 EAT PIG8
 Whorelock: hahahahaha
 Janston: 1 800 EAT SHIU? I don't see how that applies. Who even is Shiu?
 Thelter: Teamed up with "Put it in Plumbing" !
 Disembodiedfoot: Our flush beats your full house!
 Scoo: Number One in the Number Two Business!
Image 124422   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
912
 
 macrocosm: for real @Musician
 Albo Grungus: @Musician Curious now..
 sports: I spoke into his eyes
 Musician: hated it so much I can't even link to it
 Musician: @ignatz so why did imagebot hate my #BRY ?
 Gomi Day: radical islam
 Surprising: @DrinkMixMan I shied away from 'ARAB' but this is funny
 werterland: Broken arm on the passenger side in T-minus 5, 4, 3....
 DonkeyPuncher: Smart to wear head protection
 SoyUnPerdedor: This dude is literally radical
 Peter Pantsless: Look out, Tony Hawk
 a sedated moose: it seems like those guys have a lot more fun on the highway than we do in the states.
 Borkf: Accurate.
 SomeCanadian: Actually, this guy looks like kind of an ass to me.
Image 124421   08-10-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
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 Thelter: Id hit it
 Skaalar: @Mr. Shine The weird part is, that's kinda true...
 Mr. Shine: @Alkavarion I don't think this is J.I.@SomeCanadian This us what happens when you find the G-spot.
 Alkavarion: For fuck's sake, Junji Ito, you're why we can't have nice things.
 ping: Worst. Date. Ever.
 Peter Pantsless: Haha gross
 SomeCanadian: This is what I imagine sex with a woman is like.
 tib gubb: ah heck, not again.
Image 124420   08-10-16   Uploaded by    Lobefin
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