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263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

263304  a robot: #263311 says hi

263311  a robot: #263304 says hi

263317  ignatz: I'm 55 yrs old and I still play in traffic. (bicycle/longboard) Come at me!

263335  Uncle Phil: I don't care. Just eat whatever.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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Score:
285
 
 Bert Bertbert: Simple minds eh?
 Jaktai: First impression was handfull of balls.
 Frank herbert: @Skaalar right.
 Greek Fire: King me.
 Cami: Explain that to the children I hope you won't ever have.
 Pront Remp: 'ands awf me crahn jools
 Mominous: "You are my love angle - don't treat me like potato"
 dobbiesdoogs: queen butt
 Annoying Vegan : A baked potato does sound pretty good
 Skaalar: Well... There are definitely better ways to show your subtle love of testicles.
Image 123930   08-08-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
330
 
 WaffleIron: 90 suns can't melt cake beams
 Phillee: yep, followed the order to the letter
 Skinr: that'll move the chains
Image 123929   08-08-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
569
 
 Thelter: Mysterious Sphoeit
 Bert Bertbert: @VoR @Borkf no u *gushes*
 Borkf: *you are
 VoR: @Bert Bertbert Nothing a hose down couldn't sort eh?
 Bert Bertbert: I've seen this one, she's quite the dirty thing
Image 123928   08-08-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
211
 
 redpeepee: Wonder if they keep it charged?
 SomeCanadian: Bad for being frivolous about statutory rape.
 dobbiesdoogs: no matter what age they are, they won't give a shit about your scion tc
 annterland: Is that a suggestion or a prayer?
 A duck: It says PLZ BE18, just FYI
Image 123927   08-08-16   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
585
 
 Cami: The Great Conjunction!
 Jayfu: @ping I made a guess at it, seeing as how the closerplanet has a satellite
 ping: @Jayfu Nope. Moon and Mercury taken from Earth. (http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap160806.html)
 Poop van Pants: I suddenly feel like beating a chimp with a tapir's thighbone
 grizzly: New No Man's Sky patch really changed the game!
 Jayfu: I don't know if that's correct, but it sounds good
 Jayfu: Image of the sky from Mars, Earth and it's moon and Jupiter
 ThatGuy: Tatooine?
 tib gubb: quite beautiful
Image 123926   08-08-16   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
287
 
 Himesama: @WaffleIron ooooh sounds fancy thanks, I never thought I would need advice from a dirty ginger ;)
 WaffleIron: @Himesama : Solarcaine, It's ginger approved.
 werterland: @Borkf If it's motorised, wouldn't it peel OUT?
 luxuslurch: 'sup, subcommandante?
 Borkf: @Himesama @A duck Yeah, not a lot you can do to fix it, but Aloe Vera feel helps cool the skin. Keep it motorised with that stuff and don't be alarmed if the skin starts peeling off in a few days!
 Himesama: @A duck Thanks a lot I thought cry and whine were my only options :)
 A duck: It's what they put in those anti-sunburn creams and gels that say they have aloe in them.
 A duck: The juice/gel gunk
 A duck: The juice inside aloe vera plants works well.
 Himesama: Hello ya'll this is super unrelated to the pic but does anyone know any good home remedies for a sunburn? I usually just tan darker cause I am a Mexican but I BURNED this time.
Image 123925   08-08-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
305
 
 Surprising: @Borkf Uh huh...
 Borkf: @DrinkMixMan Michaelangelo is an office party dude.
 DrinkMixMan: Raphael is Yule but rude.
Image 123924   08-08-16   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
701
 
 antipatterns: Not one for cat images, but "fat cat art" is a wonderful expression of a very serious mental illness
 Amy Housewine: "I've caught it! I've caught the cat that stole my eyebrows!"
 Amy Housewine: Meowna Lisa.
Image 123923   08-08-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
557
 
 Frank herbert: They sure know how to score
 A duck: 3 x 23 = 69
 Ulillillia: German for "Butt Fox"
 Musician: Canada took a pounding from these two, but they weren't sore losers in the end
Image 123922   08-08-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
401
 
 Korrok: @Knice You've been left hanging long enough. *Hi fives the VP*
 Thelter: CORNANA
 DogsRGreat: lions & tigers & cheetahs, oh my!
 werterland: Does this solve the silk problem with corn on the cob?
 Knice: @ch Cornflicted, maybe? :-)
 Knice: @Korrok Oh shit; hang on... Knice approves!!! WOOOOOO!!!! *runs around looking for someone to high-five and then then kinda stands there* woo?
 Knice: @Mexico I like it!
 fanny: sorry, I cropped this image but accidentally uploaded uncropped image :-E
 Annoying Vegan : This corn is weird
 Korrok: @Mexico It's the same as mine.
 tib gubb: cornanana
 Mexico: Vice President @Knice, what is your opinion on GMO corn and apples?
 ch: I'm conflicted here
Image 123921   08-08-16   Uploaded by    fanny
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