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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
611
 
 VoR: She's got Aggro written all over
 gulpeg: Dying @Scoo!!!
 Mr. Shine: *pop*
 kalligrapher: And now this woman will never ever be able to deny that she likes to blow things in public.
 Scoo: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm almost out of bubblegum
 fanny: this woman is outstanding in her field.
 Mexico: I ain't movin' til the cows come home.
Image 123782   08-07-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
314
 
 beyardo: I'll take a side of lingonberries with that, please.
 petepuma: dammit Tobias
 Thelter: Drunescape. Drake + runescape
 fanny: is this some of those Pok-e-man the kids are talking about?
 Thyming: n00b. You should be using iron, same attack requirement.
Image 123781   08-07-16   Uploaded by    Monstrumonium
Score:
402
 
 AftrBrnr: Fight me you little bitch
 Coolguy: Looks like a Frenchie...
 Thelter: @Derp Herpigan I didn't choose the puglife, the puglife chose me
 Derp Herpigan: #puglife
Image 123780   08-07-16   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
791
 
 carpwoman: Beautiful.
 Lestrange: Loving these pretty kitties
 AftrBrnr: Heterochromia is a very groovy mutation.
 Trick Question: twins are hot
 Thelter: Loading %50 done
 fanny: ha @willowsprite we found the same cute kitties! #123787 Nancy let mine in, too ;)
 mrdiron: heterochromia is one of my favorite words.
 Ulillillia: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
 Peter Pantsless: Maybe it'll sort itself out if they run into each other hard enough
Image 123779   08-07-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
472
 
 brian greene: spock? is that you
 willowsprite: @Borkf @ch and get me something to put my foot on. All you got is that fancy pants Greek column? Fine, then.
 Borkf: @ch Also, I'll put a bullet belt over my arm, but not attach it to the gun in any way. Nah, it doesn't need a magazine either.
 ch: Just a really huge chain. Naw, don't attach it to anything, just sort of make a noose of it on the floor. Next to the skull, yeah. It's all coming together.
 ping: Craster with two of his daughter-wives?
 Trick Question: despite all the awesome, nopony appears to be happy to be in this picture
 Fid: In an effort to keep "hip" Olan Mills portrait studio collected war zone props.
 Nope: The Punish-her?
 Scoo: Get offa mah propertah!
 Aspirin: Family portraits with dad after the divorce keep getting weirder every year.
 AftrBrnr: Barry? Barry from Accounting?
Image 123778   08-07-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
320
 
 Robespierre: That shingles vaccination has some weird side effects
 VoR: @DrinkMixMan whats a "sale"?
 VoR: @ch nice try
 Whatever: Is it an all natural sard?
 ch: YARD SARD (+20)
 petepuma: does that say yard sard or am i having a stroke
 Trick Question: 1335 15th Boulevard. Las Vard, Nevarda
 DrinkMixMan: I'm sorry, what's so funny about this yale sale?
 Derp Herpigan: Yard Sards are Hard
Image 123777   08-07-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
420
 
 BlarfyB: This pineapple is weird.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Derp Herpigan That's no snake. It's a species of crocodile I believe. Though all are welcome in my church.
 Knice: I like cor- ... What?
 Darkasnoon: Anything can be a sex toy if you're brave enough
 There was a bob here: @hairy Dream snake. In your house. Don't fall asleep.
 hairy: 1. dafuk is this? 2. where is it? 3. how do I stay far away from there?
 SomeCanadian: Snek you do me a frighten
 annterland: ...you scary
 annterland: Damn nature...
 Turd Ferguson: CHEESE
 Derp Herpigan: An acolyte of @5 Headed Snake God
 AftrBrnr: Holymotherofgodgetyourfingersawayfromthat!
Image 123776   08-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
444
 
 Lil Buddy: No, it really isn't.
 XLY: CARE
 MythBaron: Oh no... They're going to kill him.
 Darkasnoon: @RiderFan you go to the wrong golf courses
 RiderFan: Last time I went to a fight a hockey game broke out. The same cannot be said for golf.
 AftrBrnr: Okay, so which would be more fun - a hockey stick on a golf course or a nine-iron on the ice?
Image 123775   08-07-16   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
85
 
 VoR: or left
 mrmrmr: yup @bug
 hajjpodge: The celebrity Cincinnati deserved.
 Fid: @Derp Herpigan I was purple...once...sigh. Now I just check my speeling before posting.
 bug: Thanks unibomber.
 Derp Herpigan: Oh, what it is to be purple...
Image 123774   08-07-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
610
 
 Lil Buddy: Can you hear me, Major Tom?
 Mr. Shine: See you, space cowboy . . . .
 WaffleIron: "This is Major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping though the door, and I'm floating in the most unusual way"
 willowsprite: "And I'm floating in the most peculiar way..."
 ch: Here's a little song I wrote about a bear discovering how to play guitar
 Darkasnoon: Some people call me a space cowboy...
 DonkeyPuncher: Free Bird is a song best played cold, and it is very cold in space.
 Trick Question: @SomeCanadian thank Luna
 Slowpoke: @SomeCanadian I'll take my small good fortunes where I can get them.
 SomeCanadian: In space, no one can hear your Wonderwall
 Peter Pantsless: I love Space Jam
Image 123773   08-07-16   Uploaded by    eider
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