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238238  Sadbot: @Side Boob Yes *points to several deviantart pages*

238240  Christina: Image above (sense is optional.)

238106  SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.

238171  glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238171  glenalec: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.

238232  drtofu: Oscar!

238172  Korrok: I'm okay with this....

238235  VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol

238239  VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.

238122  SpaceCow: Once you've got pugs this is basically how car cleaning is forever.

238123  SpaceCow: It's clearly the prize to the valedictorian of wishbone academy.

238234  Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.

238239  Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.

238217  Otterman: @Peter Pantsless And now you know (wheez) the rest... of the story.

238239  Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%

238231  Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators

238164  SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.

238166  SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.

238231  BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

238213  Not A Bot: I don't drink water fish "date" in it

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9. funny in the wall
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238194 VoR: I'm dying right now

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

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13. Taters: 1884 points
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15. square44: 1778 points
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 XLY: turn off tumblr and jump off the tallest tree you can climb that is within their territory
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian comment of the year so far
 AverageJoe: Grab a carrot like a cigar and ask them "what's up doc"
 Himesama: @John Singapore That's how I got my crush to go out with me *squeee*
 Ulillillia: Show them text until they're so bored they accept you
 Urn BooUrn: Lure them with a hearty Brunswick stew.
 John Singapore: Try killing them into submission. The establish yourself as protector.
 SomeCanadian: Begin by switching to a vegan diet. Begin defecating randomly around your home and place of work. Soak yourself in rabbit urine. Take enough amphetamines that you can't tell friend from foe in your drug-addled state. Finally, shed your clothes and the remains of your humanity to live free in in the wilderness. Then you will be their ally, nay, their king.
 Meow: put down the rifle
Image 123164   08-04-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 fanny: it'll be ok, grumpy pumpkin (grumpkin?)
 Christina: Timely.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
Image 123163   08-04-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
 hat thrab: Sorry about your tiny hairy penis.
 Frank herbert: Like a hotdog down a hallway
 XLY: Patiently awaiting the release of DBZ Go! so that I may fully regress
 blue shoes: Where can I get a shirt that makes it look like I've been stabbed?
 Janston: Pounded in the butt by my dead saiyen husband.
 Poop van Pants: Sorry she's over 9000
 Thelter: ** First chode
Image 123162   08-04-16   Uploaded by    fink
 Agamemnon Triforce: Remember that episode of Factsof Life when Tootie was obsessed with Jermaine Jackson and she made a shitty paper mache bust of him and she rushed the dressing room and his bodyguard tackled her and they yelled "BOMB" and they dunked the bust in water thus ruining it and Tootie got pinned to the floor and Jermaine said it's OK and her talked to her then disappeared into obscurity? I wonder what he's doing now? This bust looks nothing like Jermaine.
 ping: @Jaunty Shrimp Do what I do. Think about the music to the Magic Roundabout. I find it can displace any earworm.
 fanny: I love you.
 ping: Is it creme you're looking for?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Great, now this song is stuck in my head
 bug: Is it me you're cooking for?
 Ulillillia: Hello.
 petepuma: chocolate richie
 Mexico: It looks delicious, yet it is too beautiful to eat. What to do?
 Knice: Fucking glorious.
Image 123161   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 norgu5: hell yeah
 Thelter: Very sign. Much grammar. So letters
 willowsprite: I just love how OK is universal.
 Scoo: Hey now! What has Brock Don ever done to you!?
 Fiasco: Pls no yervice, y u no onderstand
 Janston: Good 'not' joke.
 Mominous: Jervicej
 weirduncle: Lmao irl
Image 123160   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
 drilldo: Abraham Lincoln invented them in 1982
 Dreforian: @Janston Also known as a Layer 8 issue
 TheFrogMan: friendly spaceship is for friends
 grizzly: 9. Put kiddie porn on the computer and call the FBI.
 Janston: @Meow is that like an ID10T error?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this on a gas pump? Cuz that's totally where it should be. I like moral dilemmas while pumping gas.
 sports: "no diabeto, roll back to the kitchen."
 DonkeyPuncher: Call Russia, ask for backup copy
 etc: Reformat the C Drive and tell her you're running anow anti virus scan, then fake your own death
 dtallon13: @bug OK.
 John Singapore: 4: CTRL-Z
 bug: 4: Not Services. Brock Don. Not. Good.
 Bluetocracy: 8. Replace whole computer with glass of wine. Say Jesus came by.
 Meow: Tell them it was a PEBCAC error
 SomeCanadian: You have a shitty boss if that's all it takes to get you fired.
 UltraBeverly: Retrieve from the corporate backup system.
 Sadbot: 7. Blame IT
 Janston: 6. Format drive, reinstall OS. Be like "Oh no what happen?"
 Whatever: 5. Kill boss, hide body, get promotion...
 Urn BooUrn: 4. Peform a recovery. Deleted files aren't gone, it's not like the hard drive was repeated wiped.
 WaffleIron: 4. Smoke bomb ninja exit.
Image 123159   08-04-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
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 Hydraxion: Stop stop and get out
 Bluetocracy: What's this a metaphor for?
 Scoo: Good advice
 WaffleIron: STOP STOP and STOP STOP.
Image 123157   08-04-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
 PrimeValkyrie: R.I.P. Hamster Dignity
 Agamemnon Triforce: They cut it's head off and pasted it to the box. That's funny. No wait, that's not funny. THATS COMEDY GOLD.
 Thelter: "Bitch I'm fabulous"
 Scoo: Princess tryna not look high af
 Frank herbert: Sometimes when im high af, i dress up as a princess
Image 123156   08-04-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
 willowsprite: @phil that's what we do here.
 phil: why? @willowsprite
 Thelter: Teabag? No. Seabag
 SomeCanadian: NOOT NOOT.
 Janston: My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid
 Whatever: Reminds me of Trump's hairdo.
Image 123155   08-04-16   Uploaded by    canada
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