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175967  itskando: 'Pyuter-doot

175966  wolfpk: The one on the right is for sharp shooting.

175966  itskando: That's where my blood bucket went

175967  CrystallineEntity: The future is here!

175945  Aemuli: @Meow why not? I bet the tellers would appreciate a little bit of fun in-between all the endless counting and routine. The security guards too

175967  SomeCanadian: Haha I'm not touching you I'm not touching you!

175963  SomeCanadian: I remember when Ren and Stimpy debuted. I believe it was on zoetrope. Ah it was a marvelous japery.

175966  Meow: no thanks

175965  SomeCanadian: I want to listen to a German version of "They Call Me Sonic"

175966  Aemuli: Europe is a lot grosser than I expected

175966  SomeCanadian: There are better ways to collect a urine sample

175912  Dresdenkeogh: THANK YOU I HAD ALMOST LOST HOPE

175915  Spazstatic: Also, username/upload combo...?

175949  UltraBeverly: This is my fetish.

175965  Meow: Fake, no chili-dogs

175915  Spazstatic: Well, maybe both.

175915  Spazstatic: In money, not poop...

175959  Mr. Whiskers: Sadly "Chinese Spoon" wasn't what dad meant to order online...

175915  Spazstatic: Man, if I got paid to poop, is be rolling in it!

175963  itskando: There's your problem, Florida - get some color in those TVs.

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9. enfanta
10. DrinkMixMan



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175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175781 El Barto: Seems safe.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175824 apoxia: This is what happens if you select the suggested word for your message each time.

175839 dangerous dave: @A duck ...You didn't think that guy was more the 'mutha bleepa' type?

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175759 apoxia: Were there any other female gremlins than this one? It's strange how we can stereotype even non-human females.

175761 Ronick: Picture taken by super model wife



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Score:
338
 
 XLY: turn off tumblr and jump off the tallest tree you can climb that is within their territory
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian comment of the year so far
 AverageJoe: Grab a carrot like a cigar and ask them "what's up doc"
 Himesama: @John Singapore That's how I got my crush to go out with me *squeee*
 Ulillillia: Show them text until they're so bored they accept you
 Urn BooUrn: Lure them with a hearty Brunswick stew.
 John Singapore: Try killing them into submission. The establish yourself as protector.
 SomeCanadian: Begin by switching to a vegan diet. Begin defecating randomly around your home and place of work. Soak yourself in rabbit urine. Take enough amphetamines that you can't tell friend from foe in your drug-addled state. Finally, shed your clothes and the remains of your humanity to live free in in the wilderness. Then you will be their ally, nay, their king.
 Meow: put down the rifle
Image 123164   08-04-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
212
 
 fanny: it'll be ok, grumpy pumpkin (grumpkin?)
 Christina: Timely.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
Image 123163   08-04-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
231
 
 hat thrab: Sorry about your tiny hairy penis.
 a robot: VAGINAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
 Frank herbert: Like a hotdog down a hallway
 XLY: Patiently awaiting the release of DBZ Go! so that I may fully regress
 blue shoes: Where can I get a shirt that makes it look like I've been stabbed?
 Janston: Pounded in the butt by my dead saiyen husband.
 Poop van Pants: Sorry she's over 9000
 Thelter: ** First chode
Image 123162   08-04-16   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
238
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Remember that episode of Factsof Life when Tootie was obsessed with Jermaine Jackson and she made a shitty paper mache bust of him and she rushed the dressing room and his bodyguard tackled her and they yelled "BOMB" and they dunked the bust in water thus ruining it and Tootie got pinned to the floor and Jermaine said it's OK and her talked to her then disappeared into obscurity? I wonder what he's doing now? This bust looks nothing like Jermaine.
 ping: @Jaunty Shrimp Do what I do. Think about the music to the Magic Roundabout. I find it can displace any earworm.
 fanny: I love you.
 ping: Is it creme you're looking for?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Great, now this song is stuck in my head
 bug: Is it me you're cooking for?
 Ulillillia: Hello.
 petepuma: chocolate richie
 Mexico: It looks delicious, yet it is too beautiful to eat. What to do?
 Knice: Fucking glorious.
Image 123161   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
261
 
 norgu5: hell yeah
 Thelter: Very sign. Much grammar. So letters
 willowsprite: I just love how OK is universal.
 Scoo: Hey now! What has Brock Don ever done to you!?
 Fiasco: Pls no yervice, y u no onderstand
 Janston: Good 'not' joke.
 Mominous: Jervicej
 Knice: IF U WANT IT? IT'S 4 SALE OK
 weirduncle: Lmao irl
Image 123160   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
249
 
 drilldo: Abraham Lincoln invented them in 1982
 Dreforian: @Janston Also known as a Layer 8 issue
 TheFrogMan: friendly spaceship is for friends
 grizzly: 9. Put kiddie porn on the computer and call the FBI.
 Janston: @Meow is that like an ID10T error?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this on a gas pump? Cuz that's totally where it should be. I like moral dilemmas while pumping gas.
 sports: "no diabeto, roll back to the kitchen."
 DonkeyPuncher: Call Russia, ask for backup copy
 etc: Reformat the C Drive and tell her you're running anow anti virus scan, then fake your own death
 dtallon13: @bug OK.
 John Singapore: 4: CTRL-Z
 bug: 4: Not Services. Brock Don. Not. Good.
 Bluetocracy: 8. Replace whole computer with glass of wine. Say Jesus came by.
 Meow: Tell them it was a PEBCAC error
 SomeCanadian: You have a shitty boss if that's all it takes to get you fired.
 UltraBeverly: Retrieve from the corporate backup system.
 Sadbot: 7. Blame IT
 Janston: 6. Format drive, reinstall OS. Be like "Oh no what happen?"
 Whatever: 5. Kill boss, hide body, get promotion...
 Urn BooUrn: 4. Peform a recovery. Deleted files aren't gone, it's not like the hard drive was repeated wiped.
 WaffleIron: 4. Smoke bomb ninja exit.
Image 123159   08-04-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 123158 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jorp Lulter. Boo, Jorp Lulter.
Score:
267
 
 Thelter: FOATS..... FOATS WITH GOATS
 Hydraxion: Stop stop and get out
 Bluetocracy: What's this a metaphor for?
 Scoo: Good advice
 WaffleIron: STOP STOP and STOP STOP.
Image 123157   08-04-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
553
 
 PrimeValkyrie: R.I.P. Hamster Dignity
 Agamemnon Triforce: They cut it's head off and pasted it to the box. That's funny. No wait, that's not funny. THATS COMEDY GOLD.
 Thelter: "Bitch I'm fabulous"
 Scoo: Princess tryna not look high af
 Frank herbert: Sometimes when im high af, i dress up as a princess
Image 123156   08-04-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
705
 
 willowsprite: @phil that's what we do here.
 phil: why? @willowsprite
 Thelter: Teabag? No. Seabag
 willowsprite: Would love to see this photo without text. Yknow, so we can make up our own.
 SomeCanadian: NOOT NOOT.
 Janston: My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid
 Whatever: Reminds me of Trump's hairdo.
Image 123155   08-04-16   Uploaded by    canada
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