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210056  ppr4: That little sandy nose!

209559  Mr Bleak: Be or be not. There is no maybe.

209562  Mr Bleak: @Teechur I just wish your weren't. :sigh:

209565  Mr Bleak: Captain! It's coming back!

210095  joxxuh: I, too, get my calculations of the future from CGhub.

210087  Aufziehvogel: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.

210095  Emoji: Almost forgot that Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451 were all written after the 90's

210095  craftjunk: blade runner

210085  tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot

210087  tib gubb: choices were made

209926  apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.

210095  Sprinkles: So, what exactly is wrong about starting to care more about climate change and such?

209931  apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.

210056  forkbear: This is a really heartbreaking look.

210083  tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole

209973  apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.

210034  addend: Also, doggo making doo.

209591  Mr Bleak: @a robot It means a "Crystal Healing" freak has discovered PhotoShop (if not an ability to use it properly).

210005  apoxia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Seems to be presenting as female gender.

209596  Mr Bleak: @Bitcoin Burglar Damn right! Why would anyone spend as little as possible to get something that is temporary only in the sense that one day you'll die and not have to look at it anymore?

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209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209902 dangerkeith3000: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.

210003 Ulillillia: How do you know if a cat is vegan? Their owner will tell you.

210045 apoxia: Trent Reznor?

209909 brian greene: translation KEEP RIGHT

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209910 Jeffrat: Adorable trash-cat.



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Score:
338
 
 XLY: turn off tumblr and jump off the tallest tree you can climb that is within their territory
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian comment of the year so far
 AverageJoe: Grab a carrot like a cigar and ask them "what's up doc"
 Himesama: @John Singapore That's how I got my crush to go out with me *squeee*
 Ulillillia: Show them text until they're so bored they accept you
 Urn BooUrn: Lure them with a hearty Brunswick stew.
 John Singapore: Try killing them into submission. The establish yourself as protector.
 SomeCanadian: Begin by switching to a vegan diet. Begin defecating randomly around your home and place of work. Soak yourself in rabbit urine. Take enough amphetamines that you can't tell friend from foe in your drug-addled state. Finally, shed your clothes and the remains of your humanity to live free in in the wilderness. Then you will be their ally, nay, their king.
 Meow: put down the rifle
Image 123164   08-04-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
212
 
 fanny: it'll be ok, grumpy pumpkin (grumpkin?)
 Christina: Timely.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
Image 123163   08-04-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
231
 
 hat thrab: Sorry about your tiny hairy penis.
 a robot: VAGINAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
 Frank herbert: Like a hotdog down a hallway
 XLY: Patiently awaiting the release of DBZ Go! so that I may fully regress
 blue shoes: Where can I get a shirt that makes it look like I've been stabbed?
 Janston: Pounded in the butt by my dead saiyen husband.
 Poop van Pants: Sorry she's over 9000
 Thelter: ** First chode
Image 123162   08-04-16   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
238
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Remember that episode of Factsof Life when Tootie was obsessed with Jermaine Jackson and she made a shitty paper mache bust of him and she rushed the dressing room and his bodyguard tackled her and they yelled "BOMB" and they dunked the bust in water thus ruining it and Tootie got pinned to the floor and Jermaine said it's OK and her talked to her then disappeared into obscurity? I wonder what he's doing now? This bust looks nothing like Jermaine.
 ping: @Jaunty Shrimp Do what I do. Think about the music to the Magic Roundabout. I find it can displace any earworm.
 fanny: I love you.
 ping: Is it creme you're looking for?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Great, now this song is stuck in my head
 bug: Is it me you're cooking for?
 Ulillillia: Hello.
 petepuma: chocolate richie
 Mexico: It looks delicious, yet it is too beautiful to eat. What to do?
 Knice: Fucking glorious.
Image 123161   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
261
 
 norgu5: hell yeah
 Thelter: Very sign. Much grammar. So letters
 willowsprite: I just love how OK is universal.
 Scoo: Hey now! What has Brock Don ever done to you!?
 Fiasco: Pls no yervice, y u no onderstand
 Janston: Good 'not' joke.
 Mominous: Jervicej
 Knice: IF U WANT IT? IT'S 4 SALE OK
 weirduncle: Lmao irl
Image 123160   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
249
 
 drilldo: Abraham Lincoln invented them in 1982
 Dreforian: @Janston Also known as a Layer 8 issue
 TheFrogMan: friendly spaceship is for friends
 grizzly: 9. Put kiddie porn on the computer and call the FBI.
 Janston: @Meow is that like an ID10T error?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this on a gas pump? Cuz that's totally where it should be. I like moral dilemmas while pumping gas.
 sports: "no diabeto, roll back to the kitchen."
 DonkeyPuncher: Call Russia, ask for backup copy
 etc: Reformat the C Drive and tell her you're running anow anti virus scan, then fake your own death
 dtallon13: @bug OK.
 John Singapore: 4: CTRL-Z
 bug: 4: Not Services. Brock Don. Not. Good.
 Bluetocracy: 8. Replace whole computer with glass of wine. Say Jesus came by.
 Meow: Tell them it was a PEBCAC error
 SomeCanadian: You have a shitty boss if that's all it takes to get you fired.
 UltraBeverly: Retrieve from the corporate backup system.
 Sadbot: 7. Blame IT
 Janston: 6. Format drive, reinstall OS. Be like "Oh no what happen?"
 Whatever: 5. Kill boss, hide body, get promotion...
 Urn BooUrn: 4. Peform a recovery. Deleted files aren't gone, it's not like the hard drive was repeated wiped.
 WaffleIron: 4. Smoke bomb ninja exit.
Image 123159   08-04-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 123158 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

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Score:
285
 
 Thelter: FOATS..... FOATS WITH GOATS
 Hydraxion: Stop stop and get out
 Bluetocracy: What's this a metaphor for?
 Scoo: Good advice
 WaffleIron: STOP STOP and STOP STOP.
Image 123157   08-04-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
553
 
 PrimeValkyrie: R.I.P. Hamster Dignity
 Agamemnon Triforce: They cut it's head off and pasted it to the box. That's funny. No wait, that's not funny. THATS COMEDY GOLD.
 Thelter: "Bitch I'm fabulous"
 Scoo: Princess tryna not look high af
 Frank herbert: Sometimes when im high af, i dress up as a princess
Image 123156   08-04-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
724
 
 willowsprite: @phil that's what we do here.
 phil: why? @willowsprite
 Thelter: Teabag? No. Seabag
 SomeCanadian: NOOT NOOT.
 Janston: My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid
 Whatever: Reminds me of Trump's hairdo.
Image 123155   08-04-16   Uploaded by    canada
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