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156964  thebiglutovsky: Sadly, I cannot forget about my worries and my strife.

156958  Headoftheclass: "Shiiiiiiit. Lost Purple Status again."

156965  thebiglutovsky: Well, I mean... I call people cats all the time. "That big cat out in the lot", for example. I have no answer for the croissants thing.

156954  Ulillillia: What is this, a hat for ants? ...I guess not.

156966  thebiglutovsky: We've apparently come to the wrong neighborhood.

156965  Ulillillia: Strawberries being slang for watermelon.

156799  9inchfails: agreed @Higdec

156967  thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.

156967  Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.

156944  Thurb Grunombies: This is like the tiananmen square picture, but with gastropods

156939  2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156964  grizzly: @ThatGuy ga! You beat me!

156964  grizzly: Bear necessities.

156967  WaffleIron: [GLORIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC, THE KIND A GUY CAN REALLY ABIDE TO]

156969  WaffleIron: It's a nerve pinch. Or a mind meld. There is no Vulcan death grip.

156962  Thurb Grunombies: That dropped out of his pants

156973  WaffleIron: If this car ain't rocking, unsatisfied love is stalking.

156953  2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156965  WaffleIron: Cat being slang for bird.

156966  a robot: Winning trophies is SERIOUS BUSINESS,I guess? I'm looking at this on my phone so I guess there could be a joke I'm missing

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156761 sparename: Mount Flangemore

156776 Peter Pantsless: @werterland How can being stabbed a thousand times NOT hurt haha. I get it though. I still wanna do it, but now I kinda know what to expect, and I'm gonna get with my brother and research local artists to get exactly what I want. If/when I do it, AG will be among the first to see it. Thanks for helping me out :D

156939 2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156898 Peter Pantsless: @guest As a Killer Instinct fan, I ask that you at least spell it right: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! You still get a (+) though

156821 Helmi Fick: @KyleisBobDole @Mr. Shine @Noremak Comment: Copyright Helmi Fick. Steal it at your peril.

156844 trelyate: poo gas!

156906 LaeMi: Oh. And I want one of these soooo badly! Just a short cross-section, not an entire spool of the stuff!

156811 grizzly: "This thing has meth in it!"

156917 Beef Supreme: Last Golden Girl standing.

156953 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright



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 8. Whatever: 5204 points
 9. Peter Pantsless: 4629 points
10. Mr. Butt: 4534 points
11. fanny: 4369 points
12. Gomi Day: 3970 points
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Score:
320
 
 XLY: turn off tumblr and jump off the tallest tree you can climb that is within their territory
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian comment of the year so far
 AverageJoe: Grab a carrot like a cigar and ask them "what's up doc"
 Himesama: @John Singapore That's how I got my crush to go out with me *squeee*
 Ulillillia: Show them text until they're so bored they accept you
 Urn BooUrn: Lure them with a hearty Brunswick stew.
 John Singapore: Try killing them into submission. The establish yourself as protector.
 SomeCanadian: Begin by switching to a vegan diet. Begin defecating randomly around your home and place of work. Soak yourself in rabbit urine. Take enough amphetamines that you can't tell friend from foe in your drug-addled state. Finally, shed your clothes and the remains of your humanity to live free in in the wilderness. Then you will be their ally, nay, their king.
 Meow: put down the rifle
Image 123164   08-04-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
212
 
 fanny: it'll be ok, grumpy pumpkin (grumpkin?)
 Christina: Timely.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
Image 123163   08-04-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
231
 
 hat thrab: Sorry about your tiny hairy penis.
 a robot: VAGINAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
 Frank herbert: Like a hotdog down a hallway
 XLY: Patiently awaiting the release of DBZ Go! so that I may fully regress
 blue shoes: Where can I get a shirt that makes it look like I've been stabbed?
 Janston: Pounded in the butt by my dead saiyen husband.
 Poop van Pants: Sorry she's over 9000
 Thelter: ** First chode
Image 123162   08-04-16   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
238
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Remember that episode of Factsof Life when Tootie was obsessed with Jermaine Jackson and she made a shitty paper mache bust of him and she rushed the dressing room and his bodyguard tackled her and they yelled "BOMB" and they dunked the bust in water thus ruining it and Tootie got pinned to the floor and Jermaine said it's OK and her talked to her then disappeared into obscurity? I wonder what he's doing now? This bust looks nothing like Jermaine.
 ping: @Jaunty Shrimp Do what I do. Think about the music to the Magic Roundabout. I find it can displace any earworm.
 fanny: I love you.
 ping: Is it creme you're looking for?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Great, now this song is stuck in my head
 bug: Is it me you're cooking for?
 Ulillillia: Hello.
 petepuma: chocolate richie
 Mexico: It looks delicious, yet it is too beautiful to eat. What to do?
 Knice: Fucking glorious.
Image 123161   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
261
 
 norgu5: hell yeah
 Thelter: Very sign. Much grammar. So letters
 willowsprite: I just love how OK is universal.
 Scoo: Hey now! What has Brock Don ever done to you!?
 Fiasco: Pls no yervice, y u no onderstand
 Janston: Good 'not' joke.
 Mominous: Jervicej
 Knice: IF U WANT IT? IT'S 4 SALE OK
 weirduncle: Lmao irl
Image 123160   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
249
 
 drilldo: Abraham Lincoln invented them in 1982
 Dreforian: @Janston Also known as a Layer 8 issue
 TheFrogMan: friendly spaceship is for friends
 grizzly: 9. Put kiddie porn on the computer and call the FBI.
 Janston: @Meow is that like an ID10T error?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this on a gas pump? Cuz that's totally where it should be. I like moral dilemmas while pumping gas.
 sports: "no diabeto, roll back to the kitchen."
 DonkeyPuncher: Call Russia, ask for backup copy
 etc: Reformat the C Drive and tell her you're running anow anti virus scan, then fake your own death
 dtallon13: @bug OK.
 John Singapore: 4: CTRL-Z
 bug: 4: Not Services. Brock Don. Not. Good.
 Bluetocracy: 8. Replace whole computer with glass of wine. Say Jesus came by.
 Meow: Tell them it was a PEBCAC error
 SomeCanadian: You have a shitty boss if that's all it takes to get you fired.
 UltraBeverly: Retrieve from the corporate backup system.
 Sadbot: 7. Blame IT
 Janston: 6. Format drive, reinstall OS. Be like "Oh no what happen?"
 Whatever: 5. Kill boss, hide body, get promotion...
 Urn BooUrn: 4. Peform a recovery. Deleted files aren't gone, it's not like the hard drive was repeated wiped.
 WaffleIron: 4. Smoke bomb ninja exit.
Image 123159   08-04-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 123158 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jorp Lulter. Your image was bad, Jorp Lulter.
Score:
267
 
 Thelter: FOATS..... FOATS WITH GOATS
 Hydraxion: Stop stop and get out
 Bluetocracy: What's this a metaphor for?
 Scoo: Good advice
 WaffleIron: STOP STOP and STOP STOP.
Image 123157   08-04-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
553
 
 PrimeValkyrie: R.I.P. Hamster Dignity
 Agamemnon Triforce: They cut it's head off and pasted it to the box. That's funny. No wait, that's not funny. THATS COMEDY GOLD.
 Thelter: "Bitch I'm fabulous"
 Scoo: Princess tryna not look high af
 Frank herbert: Sometimes when im high af, i dress up as a princess
Image 123156   08-04-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
705
 
 willowsprite: @phil that's what we do here.
 phil: why? @willowsprite
 Thelter: Teabag? No. Seabag
 willowsprite: Would love to see this photo without text. Yknow, so we can make up our own.
 SomeCanadian: NOOT NOOT.
 Janston: My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid
 Whatever: Reminds me of Trump's hairdo.
Image 123155   08-04-16   Uploaded by    canada
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