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198776  Science: His XXX is only 75? Mine is so high that I have modifiers.

198781  Science: @Felicity: Aryan refers to the Indo-Iranian peoples. It's more of a social term, but dipsticks co-opted it as a racial thing. It's been pretty much discredited at any rate.

198845  Meow: but seriously friends, befuddle is befuddle no matter the situation

198796  Science: My pup ate an entire loaf of bread when he was around 3 months old. I'm seriously surprised he didn't explode that day.

198845  Meow: we've all been there

198812  Science: I'm not going to say what I want to say about Carla Gugino.

198845  BavidDowie: In Soviet Russia...

198830  ArchStanton: Retrograde motion is real.

198320  ArchStanton: @Felicity it does look suspiciously like him. Heel, toe. Heel, toe

198840  karmakat: creepy...

198849  Knice: This porn is old.

181905  ChubbyBuddy: #HUW

198837  karmakat: at least daddy is support mommy's back during the 'attack'.

198841  Yam: Right in the streets, left in the sheets

198833  Yam: Stranger thins

198838  Yam: This post exists as a superposition of rad and bad until fanny observes it

198762  wolfpk: Modern art?

198842  Not A Bot: I vant to suck your bidi-bidi-bidi-blood!

198786  wolfpk: Really kinky insectality

198835  Donut: "Hand over the dog and no one gets probed."

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3. tib gubb
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10. Ihminen



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198757 Meow: That's ok, you wont live that much longer anyways

198637 Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198642 ignatz: @Christina Krekt.

198667 Teechur: @Nopetology That happened to my brother near Boston!

198671 Skaalar: Seriously, fuck seagulls. They're almost as bad as pandas.

198673 Mr. Shine: Meri$$a was last seen in a selfie posted noon today. . . .

198649 ignatz: @White Rice No wukkas spacefriend :)

198696 Teechur: @tib gubb Our administration is a major SOMEthing, alright.

198639 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Exactly. I have a bigot cousin (still family, but c'mon); whenever he says something horrible, he cites the first amendment. He hates it when I say that that same amendment lets me call him an asshole for it

198699 tib gubb: not sorry



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Gomi Day uploaded 198549 (1140 points)
Wumph Morms uploaded 198636 (1071 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 198696 (1024 points)
Scoo uploaded 198505 (945 points)
fatman uploaded 198376 (912 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 198712 (858 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 198398 (851 points)
Not A Bot uploaded 198521 (831 points)
jonz uploaded 198497 (817 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 198760 (776 points)
Emoji uploaded 198344 (761 points)
Surprising uploaded 198366 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 198639 (744 points)
Bagels uploaded 198388 (740 points)
El Barto uploaded 198372 (727 points)


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 5. El Barto: 2445 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 1885 points
 7. fatman: 1841 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1738 points
 9. grizzly: 1576 points
10. titular role: 1418 points
11. Warrax: 1315 points
12. Ulillillia: 1200 points
13. 99.9 Percent: 1193 points
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15. Mr Mumble: 1151 points
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Score:
338
 
 XLY: turn off tumblr and jump off the tallest tree you can climb that is within their territory
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian comment of the year so far
 AverageJoe: Grab a carrot like a cigar and ask them "what's up doc"
 Himesama: @John Singapore That's how I got my crush to go out with me *squeee*
 Ulillillia: Show them text until they're so bored they accept you
 Urn BooUrn: Lure them with a hearty Brunswick stew.
 John Singapore: Try killing them into submission. The establish yourself as protector.
 SomeCanadian: Begin by switching to a vegan diet. Begin defecating randomly around your home and place of work. Soak yourself in rabbit urine. Take enough amphetamines that you can't tell friend from foe in your drug-addled state. Finally, shed your clothes and the remains of your humanity to live free in in the wilderness. Then you will be their ally, nay, their king.
 Meow: put down the rifle
Image 123164   08-04-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
212
 
 fanny: it'll be ok, grumpy pumpkin (grumpkin?)
 Christina: Timely.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
Image 123163   08-04-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
231
 
 hat thrab: Sorry about your tiny hairy penis.
 a robot: VAGINAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
 Frank herbert: Like a hotdog down a hallway
 XLY: Patiently awaiting the release of DBZ Go! so that I may fully regress
 blue shoes: Where can I get a shirt that makes it look like I've been stabbed?
 Janston: Pounded in the butt by my dead saiyen husband.
 Poop van Pants: Sorry she's over 9000
 Thelter: ** First chode
Image 123162   08-04-16   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
238
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Remember that episode of Factsof Life when Tootie was obsessed with Jermaine Jackson and she made a shitty paper mache bust of him and she rushed the dressing room and his bodyguard tackled her and they yelled "BOMB" and they dunked the bust in water thus ruining it and Tootie got pinned to the floor and Jermaine said it's OK and her talked to her then disappeared into obscurity? I wonder what he's doing now? This bust looks nothing like Jermaine.
 ping: @Jaunty Shrimp Do what I do. Think about the music to the Magic Roundabout. I find it can displace any earworm.
 fanny: I love you.
 ping: Is it creme you're looking for?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Great, now this song is stuck in my head
 bug: Is it me you're cooking for?
 Ulillillia: Hello.
 petepuma: chocolate richie
 Mexico: It looks delicious, yet it is too beautiful to eat. What to do?
 Knice: Fucking glorious.
Image 123161   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
261
 
 norgu5: hell yeah
 Thelter: Very sign. Much grammar. So letters
 willowsprite: I just love how OK is universal.
 Scoo: Hey now! What has Brock Don ever done to you!?
 Fiasco: Pls no yervice, y u no onderstand
 Janston: Good 'not' joke.
 Mominous: Jervicej
 Knice: IF U WANT IT? IT'S 4 SALE OK
 weirduncle: Lmao irl
Image 123160   08-04-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
249
 
 drilldo: Abraham Lincoln invented them in 1982
 Dreforian: @Janston Also known as a Layer 8 issue
 TheFrogMan: friendly spaceship is for friends
 grizzly: 9. Put kiddie porn on the computer and call the FBI.
 Janston: @Meow is that like an ID10T error?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this on a gas pump? Cuz that's totally where it should be. I like moral dilemmas while pumping gas.
 sports: "no diabeto, roll back to the kitchen."
 DonkeyPuncher: Call Russia, ask for backup copy
 etc: Reformat the C Drive and tell her you're running anow anti virus scan, then fake your own death
 dtallon13: @bug OK.
 John Singapore: 4: CTRL-Z
 bug: 4: Not Services. Brock Don. Not. Good.
 Bluetocracy: 8. Replace whole computer with glass of wine. Say Jesus came by.
 Meow: Tell them it was a PEBCAC error
 SomeCanadian: You have a shitty boss if that's all it takes to get you fired.
 UltraBeverly: Retrieve from the corporate backup system.
 Sadbot: 7. Blame IT
 Janston: 6. Format drive, reinstall OS. Be like "Oh no what happen?"
 Whatever: 5. Kill boss, hide body, get promotion...
 Urn BooUrn: 4. Peform a recovery. Deleted files aren't gone, it's not like the hard drive was repeated wiped.
 WaffleIron: 4. Smoke bomb ninja exit.
Image 123159   08-04-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 123158 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jorp Lulter. Boo, Jorp Lulter.
Score:
285
 
 Thelter: FOATS..... FOATS WITH GOATS
 Hydraxion: Stop stop and get out
 Bluetocracy: What's this a metaphor for?
 Scoo: Good advice
 WaffleIron: STOP STOP and STOP STOP.
Image 123157   08-04-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
553
 
 PrimeValkyrie: R.I.P. Hamster Dignity
 Agamemnon Triforce: They cut it's head off and pasted it to the box. That's funny. No wait, that's not funny. THATS COMEDY GOLD.
 Thelter: "Bitch I'm fabulous"
 Scoo: Princess tryna not look high af
 Frank herbert: Sometimes when im high af, i dress up as a princess
Image 123156   08-04-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
724
 
 willowsprite: @phil that's what we do here.
 phil: why? @willowsprite
 Thelter: Teabag? No. Seabag
 willowsprite: Would love to see this photo without text. Yknow, so we can make up our own.
 SomeCanadian: NOOT NOOT.
 Janston: My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid
 Whatever: Reminds me of Trump's hairdo.
Image 123155   08-04-16   Uploaded by    canada
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