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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
525
 
 Frank herbert: She puts them back on and finds a real man
 sumodrsn: If only
 duckfarts: jared no
 drtofu: She'll take off both her panties. Wait what?
 metallica: Funny internet
 fanny: you should see what she does when she finds out you have enough xp to be purple
 Nope: It looks like shes pulling them on
 guest: ladies i achieved a 9999 vr in mk for wii, and mk 8 before they upped the number you can get
 Trick Question: ...she gets a rash and needs to change her undergarments
 Thyming: If this were true, I'd be swimming in beautiful people when I was only 7.
Image 123073   08-03-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
339
 
 Fiasco: @Trick Question I was going to point that out. Those crazy Greeks.
 Trick Question: I notice there's not enough room for the missing C...
 Butcherboy: the alimentary canal that is
 dobbiesdoogs: that's pretty deep
Image 123072   08-03-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
383
 
 John Singapore: Waldo!
 Frank herbert: @NoRagrets hurray for schroedinger
 ping: Oh great god of switcheroo, you have caught me again.
 ping: Two tennis racquets and dinner.
 NoRagrets: @duckfarts Or not dead. You'll never know if it remains unopened.
 duckfarts: so it's either a cat or a midget, dead either way
 Warrax: Socks.
 dobbiesdoogs: ugh, i already have a nachos
 savvoy: I'm not brave enough to unwrap that. Will curiosity overcome trepidation?
 Knice: Sweet, a bicycle!
Image 123071   08-03-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
677
 
 Kess: Dis tail is mine.
 John Singapore: My precious...
 sparename: Someone stole his oven-mitts
 duckfarts: i raise my shield to block the magic missile
 Scoo: OpenSUSE, pocket edition
 Fiasco: I want one so badly. Hrnghhh. Maybe if I explain my situation to the dept of education. "Look at this lil guy! Come on."
 Shay: Thinking changing color things...
 Trick Question: you no see me behind mesmerizing spiral k?
 FistyAnn: I've never seen a cuter chameleon!
 Yam: Dis is mine.
 Ulillillia: Karma karma karma karma karma
Image 123070   08-03-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
534
 
 John Singapore: HE FUCKING DID IT!
 Knice: Fafk rob
Image 123069   08-03-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
195
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Finally, ten years after my brother's murder, I will have my revenge on Maury Povich."
 Fiasco: Sjoon
 SoyUnPerdedor: "death to America!"
Image 123068   08-03-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
667
 
 VoR: @San DoDo Same
 San DoDo: I missed this one
 cmd: Oh, Herschell!
 Knice: Thinking outside the bocks.
 Fiasco: Haha fabulous
 Scoo: This shit is apples
Image 123067   08-03-16   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
277
 
 Yttermayn : @Cami Plenty of those too: Mentats, psycho, jet, fixer...
 Yttermayn : @Ytterm
 Yttermayn : @Yttermayn
 Fancy Clown: Poop-Boy
 Cami: @Yttermayn In order to do that I would need to go off my meds.
 Yttermayn : @Cami you'd get it if you lived in a post apocalyptic world and fought ghouls in your power armor alongside your faithful canine companion.
 Cami: I just don't get wearables.
 Yttermayn : Communist Chinese Pip Boy knockoff.
 dobbiesdoogs: pipboy cardboard
 Yam: Plurp boy
 bug: Not really the best way to hide boxed wine, but okay.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "yes this SmartWatch runs on Linux!"
 Scoo: Have you tried taking it off and back on again?
Image 123066   08-03-16   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
444
 
 Nwcorset: Cry me a highball.
 Knice: Keep 'em coming; it's been a long day.
 Butcherboy: for the last time, its not you its me
Image 123065   08-03-16   Uploaded by    DonkeyPuncher
Score:
440
 
 Frank herbert: @nightmarez its the tutorial image
 nightmarez: @Frank herbert why?
 Frank herbert: Ah. The origional
 gary: #36995 then #114880 then #116485
 Peter Pantsless: The power of jazz compels you!
 Entertainmentalist: Squirrel jazz funeral!
 Fishy: Cla..
 Warrax: tootorial
 Borkf: *waap* *wauuuuup*
 bug: Does this magical trombone possess the powers to kill or to resurrect?
 SoyUnPerdedor: "wake me up inside, wake me up inside"
Image 123064   08-03-16   Uploaded by    crudites
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