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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. claphands: 1396 points
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 Bert Bertbert: Instructions unclear, Lassie sent to fetch an adult.
 Fiasco: @Bert Bertbert 1.) Detach head from normal handled brush 2.) Attach head securely to long flexible dildo, 12-15 inches 3.) Attach other end of dildo to an electric drill 4.) Good luck
 illBilliam: Let me guess, it is an Aphex Twin composition, isn't it?
 Bert Bertbert: relevant question - anyone got any pro tips for making a 'mechanised' toilet brush?
 Ulillillia: This is completely mental I must say
 Peter Pantsless: I was in a big-time marching band in high school, and I had a triangle SOLO. Three hundred kids playing for a full stadium, but for two measures it was just me on the triangle. And I ROCKED that shit
Image 122880   08-02-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
487
 
 NuclearWinter: This is flat out bad ass. Rad voted.
 athiest: @Bolt Vanderhuge there saguaro cactuses in Dakar?
 AdamBomb286: What, they couldn't find an AMC Gremlin?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: Dakar Rally in an Edsel = Ultimate Metal
Image 122879   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
433
 
 The Dog Dies: Indeed @Peter Pantsless
 hurr: was there ever a season 2? i really liked that show :(
 grizzly: Yo, that guy in the back as some sweet abdominals.
 Ulillillia: I thought Sprinkle City was that strip club by the airport
 Peter Pantsless: This is why I have beaten Final Fantasies I, II, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X multiple times apiece (omission is intentional)
Image 122878   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
806
 
 Christina: Is she using a coffin lid as a shield?
 Nwcorset: MELODY
 Bert Bertbert: The customisation options in Gundam Breaker 3 are FABULOUS
 square44: defeat me to enter Sprinkle City
 Trick Question: bitch, I'm fabulous
Image 122877   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
500
 
 Firm Buttocks: Jeremy Kyle is probably doing it somehow since he's literally Satan
 trelyate: Voldemort regrets this decision.
 duckfarts: GOT BABY BACK
 Nope: @Himesama your loss, shit is FIRE. Also its 80 minutes of me rapping over the sound of a log burning in a fireplace.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Baby got baby back baby back baby back ribs.
 Himesama: @Nope ...Not as catchy. This is why I won't listen to your mixtape.
 Poop van Pants: Back got a babby
 Nope: More like that shirt had fat rolls have laid in such a fashion where it looks infants face
 Nope: more like baby is back
 NoRagrets: Quaid!
 ModelTRex: More like back got baby.
 Trick Question: BABY GOD BACK
Image 122876   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
569
 
 lecj07: The love that dares not bark it's name
 mike58: ...and I will call him George
 Headoftheclass: Love what you eat.
 Cami: Jeff Corwin, please explain this to me.
 ping: We're the best friends ever...
 dobbiesdoogs: lurve dis pen-gin
 Bert Bertbert: "That new penguin scent"
 Trick Question: "BROHUGS MAN" "Seriously. Again?"
 Black Jesus: Looks legit
Image 122875   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
361
 
 SomeCanadian: One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug
 Moldred: Yeah Carl I'm super thanks
 Mad Collager: I was just working on my dovestep mix.
 NoRagrets: Science hasn't quite gone far enough.
 duckfarts: i dunno, milo, i just need to figure some things out
 Knice: Otis is working through some shit right now.
 Trick Question: that plastic mask looks kind of cheep
Image 122874   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
203
 
 SomeCanadian: @FistyAnn Dunkaroos strictly prohibited at this ATM.
 Zukero: Third one is No Vagina Farts ?
 Rembo Prundus: @FistyAnn what is that supposed to mean
 Fiasco: Hey if you don't like the rules, go use a different ATM.
 Blackheart223: What the hell do they have against Charlie Chaplin?
 Kraken: No hitler hair? BOOOO!
 Scoo: No shotgun shells?
 FistyAnn: What is the second one? And fourth??
 Fishy: No micro penis allowed?
 Trick Question: I am for some reason not surprised Germany has "please don't queef" signs.
Image 122873   08-02-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
396
 
 Fiasco: On my way
 Sadbot: Like you, I do what I want when I want, so fuck off
 Bert Bertbert: why the fuck can I not post "OMW" ???
 Scoo: Whatever, Bronn
 Ulillillia: If I were Miley's dad, I'd drink a lot, too
 Knice: RIGHT AWAY, MUMSIE!!
Image 122872   08-02-16   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
607
 
 sumodrsn: Who has fun on the train?
 itskando: Chaos reigns.
 Bert Bertbert: when the moon hits your eye
 Knice: Lady and the Derp
 clueful: omggg
 crudites: I remember made up shit too
Image 122871   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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