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233520  karmakat: that poor person will need worse than brain bleach at this point...

233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

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233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233418 Kaviri: *his

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233387 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv



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Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
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grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
559
 
 Bert Bertbert: Instructions unclear, Lassie sent to fetch an adult.
 Fiasco: @Bert Bertbert 1.) Detach head from normal handled brush 2.) Attach head securely to long flexible dildo, 12-15 inches 3.) Attach other end of dildo to an electric drill 4.) Good luck
 illBilliam: Let me guess, it is an Aphex Twin composition, isn't it?
 Bert Bertbert: relevant question - anyone got any pro tips for making a 'mechanised' toilet brush?
 Ulillillia: This is completely mental I must say
 Peter Pantsless: I was in a big-time marching band in high school, and I had a triangle SOLO. Three hundred kids playing for a full stadium, but for two measures it was just me on the triangle. And I ROCKED that shit
Image 122880   08-02-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
436
 
 NuclearWinter: This is flat out bad ass. Rad voted.
 TurkeyVulture: @Bolt Vanderhuge there saguaro cactuses in Dakar?
 AdamBomb286: What, they couldn't find an AMC Gremlin?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: Dakar Rally in an Edsel = Ultimate Metal
Image 122879   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
407
 
 The Dog Dies: Indeed @Peter Pantsless
 hurr: was there ever a season 2? i really liked that show :(
 grizzly: Yo, that guy in the back as some sweet abdominals.
 Ulillillia: I thought Sprinkle City was that strip club by the airport
 Peter Pantsless: This is why I have beaten Final Fantasies I, II, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X multiple times apiece (omission is intentional)
Image 122878   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
806
 
 Christina: Is she using a coffin lid as a shield?
 Nwcorset: MELODY
 Bert Bertbert: The customisation options in Gundam Breaker 3 are FABULOUS
 square44: defeat me to enter Sprinkle City
 Trick Question: bitch, I'm fabulous
Image 122877   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
475
 
 Firm Buttocks: Jeremy Kyle is probably doing it somehow since he's literally Satan
 trelyate: Voldemort regrets this decision.
 duckfarts: GOT BABY BACK
 Nope: @Himesama your loss, shit is FIRE. Also its 80 minutes of me rapping over the sound of a log burning in a fireplace.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Baby got baby back baby back baby back ribs.
 Himesama: @Nope ...Not as catchy. This is why I won't listen to your mixtape.
 Poop van Pants: Back got a babby
 Nope: More like that shirt had fat rolls have laid in such a fashion where it looks infants face
 Nope: more like baby is back
 NoRagrets: Quaid!
 ModelTRex: More like back got baby.
 Trick Question: BABY GOD BACK
Image 122876   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
540
 
 lecj07: The love that dares not bark it's name
 mike58: ...and I will call him George
 Headoftheclass: Love what you eat.
 Cami: Jeff Corwin, please explain this to me.
 ping: We're the best friends ever...
 dobbiesdoogs: lurve dis pen-gin
 Bert Bertbert: "That new penguin scent"
 Trick Question: "BROHUGS MAN" "Seriously. Again?"
 Black Jesus: Looks legit
Image 122875   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
334
 
 SomeCanadian: One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug
 Moldred: Yeah Carl I'm super thanks
 Mad Collager: I was just working on my dovestep mix.
 NoRagrets: Science hasn't quite gone far enough.
 duckfarts: i dunno, milo, i just need to figure some things out
 Knice: Otis is working through some shit right now.
 Trick Question: that plastic mask looks kind of cheep
Image 122874   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
203
 
 SomeCanadian: @FistyAnn Dunkaroos strictly prohibited at this ATM.
 Zukero: Third one is No Vagina Farts ?
 Rembo Prundus: @FistyAnn what is that supposed to mean
 Fiasco: Hey if you don't like the rules, go use a different ATM.
 Blackheart223: What the hell do they have against Charlie Chaplin?
 Kraken: No hitler hair? BOOOO!
 Scoo: No shotgun shells?
 FistyAnn: What is the second one? And fourth??
 Fishy: No micro penis allowed?
 Trick Question: I am for some reason not surprised Germany has "please don't queef" signs.
Image 122873   08-02-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
371
 
 Fiasco: On my way
 Sadbot: Like you, I do what I want when I want, so fuck off
 Bert Bertbert: why the fuck can I not post "OMW" ???
 Scoo: Whatever, Bronn
 Ulillillia: If I were Miley's dad, I'd drink a lot, too
 Knice: RIGHT AWAY, MUMSIE!!
Image 122872   08-02-16   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
607
 
 sumodrsn: Who has fun on the train?
 itskando: Chaos reigns.
 Bert Bertbert: when the moon hits your eye
 Knice: Lady and the Derp
 clueful: omggg
 crudites: I remember made up shit too
Image 122871   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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