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233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

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233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon



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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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Score:
331
 
 bubbles: @ignatz Hahaha
 thatchetguy: So this is the famous Davy Jones' Locker?
 San DoDo: @ignatz this barely gets him to lunch lol
 TFChicken: What a waste of drug storage
 ignatz: @San DoDo Aquaman's liquor
 San DoDo: Aquamen's locker
Image 122805   08-02-16   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
359
 
 AutoDisaster: To be fair, he really does need a new feeling...
 Moldred: Whoa.
 Poop van Pants: He gets off on a technicality , meth wasn't illegal when this album was made
 tib gubb: so, have you been using any illicit drugs, cody?
 DrinkMixMan: Not until you repay me for the last five
 TFChicken: @Trick Question Cody Metherson
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Why does this make me think of the lion from dorothys not in kansas anymore?
 Warrax: I think you've had enough, friend.
 SomeCanadian: @Peter Pantsless We can't all go to Gudger College!
 Trick Question: Meth: not even once
 Peter Pantsless: Quit ripping off Kirk Van Houten
Image 122804   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
532
 
 a robot: Thanks @TFChicken for the info. Regardless of truth to this photo, bullfighting is terrible and cruel and generally results in a horribly painful slow death for the bull. Animals dying for human entertainment is never a good thing. /rant
 carpwoman: Come on, bull, FINISH HIM! He's sitting right there! Kill his abusive ass!
 Headoftheclass: Escucharme, hombre...that's just bullshit. And I should know.
 Peter Pantsless: @TFChicken I changed my vote to sad :(
 TFChicken: @TFChicken Munera. Stupid auto correct
 TFChicken: @VoR look up Mineral on Snopes, this is regrettably false. Though the guy mentioned did advocate against it, he only stopped when he was permanently injured. This photo is actually part of the act where they put themselves in a dangerous position and appear less dominant to intimidate the bull.
 Christina: This never happened before.
 Peter Pantsless: @VoR voted glad
 Urn BooUrn: Forget it. She doesn't know what she's throwing away. Listen, you are way too good for her anyhow.
 VoR: At this point he really does change his life and works against bull fighting. was in the paper the other week.
 Trick Question: best case: asshole on left reevaluating life choices
 ping: OK... OK... We'll carry on when you're ready.
Image 122803   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
424
 
 Mumbo Dingus: Not quite funny...
 WaffleIron: @ignatz : Amazon. Use Amazon Affiliate tag igfa-20 and support your friendly spaceship
 ignatz: Where can I get one o those TruthCams?
 SomeCanadian: Okay, this took me a few seconds, but now I'm genuinely frightened.
 fanny: it's 8:37 pm... do you know where your old person is?
Image 122802   08-02-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
583
 
 majorchamp: @fanny lolllll!
 Hydraxion: Quick someone hand mme some prozac
 cArdent: Mr. Dixon's at it again, huh?
 bug: Where the wild things derp.
 Urn BooUrn: Damn, changelings.
 fanny: possibly his manny. I don't judge.
 fanny: I see car-crash-resistant-man's baby is enjoying a nice outing with his nanny.
 SomeCanadian: Yeah, I made that same face, babby.
 Trick Question: Donald Trump's version of the Nativity scene is weird.
Image 122801   08-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
601
 
 Headoftheclass: @Trick Question I hope it works out for ya, Trick.
 Trick Question: @SomeCanadian Don't get me wrong, SSRI/SSNI meds are the place to start. Immediately. I've been trying for years with no success, which is why I have to move on to other options.
 bug: How I learned to stop worrying and love the pill.
 SomeCanadian: @Trick Question Well everyone reacts differently to meds, special snowflake, yadda yadda...
 Trick Question: @SomeCanadian This is correct. To me, however, it does nothing. Which is one reason I'm planning to get my brain zapped before the year is over.
 Pizza: @Fishy It makes people sing.
 SomeCanadian: @Fishy It's a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. It's usually used as an antidepressant/antianxiety med.
 Trick Question: @Fishy Not this.
 Christina: Rad for fluoxetine.
 Fishy: What does Prozac do?
Image 122800   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
384
 
 Headoftheclass: Grandpa's thinking, "that's why I wear Depends."
 Springbok: Blue shirt kid took some Prozac.
 ignatz: @Borkf shurely shome mishtake..
 Borkf: @ignatz Don't call me Shirley.
 fanny: look away in shame, granddad, look away...yes just like that.
 ignatz: Shirley Wizz hands..
 SomeCanadian: @Trick Question Those aren't as popular.
 Trick Question: @SomeCanadian versus jizz hands
 SomeCanadian: Jazz hands!
Image 122799   08-02-16   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
478
 
 Himesama: Species profiling
 ThoughtlessGentleman: And dont you be crossin my path again! He says seconds before an inexplicable portal opens and cthulu reachs through to caress him gently.
 annterland: He'll just want in again right away.
 SomeCanadian: AND STAY OUT!
 Radstarboom: And stay out of the woolsworth!
 San DoDo: I swear it Bob, the next cavity search will be your last..
 KnowLifer: Financial panther?
Image 122798   08-02-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
671
 
 Nymphomania: not quite funny
 Skinr: It is the dawn of a new millenium. You plug into the World Wide Web and merge onto the Information Superhighway. And no matter where you go... there you are.
 msmstud: The use of colored pencil on paper really inspires confidence in this COMPUTER GRAPHICS book. I know we're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but COME ON.
 SomeCanadian: Apparently @penguin butler was in on this.
 Mr. Shine: "GOOD" graphics!!?! -Videlectrix, 1985
 Christina: That's why some clients think graphic designing is kind of wizardry.
 ping: @Trick Question and with fewer unicorns.
 Trick Question: It was kind of like that, except only green.
Image 122797   08-02-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
252
 
 Side Boob: @Natch Cave Johnson is my homeboy :P
 Natch: Lolol @Side Boob
 Borkf: *does not make your phone even slightly bullet proof
 Amy Housewine: I always force bullets into my phone with a mallet, rather than just throwing them. Is this where I've been going wrong?
 Janston: Works great if kept several inches away from screen.
 Trick Question: Yes, if you throw a bullet without actually shooting it via the still-attached chamber, a sheet of plexiglass can probably stop it. Derp.
 grizzly: I throw bullets at stuff all the time, too.
 Side Boob: "We fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet"
Image 122796   08-02-16   Uploaded by    windows96
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