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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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Score:
252
 
 Side Boob: @Natch Cave Johnson is my homeboy :P
 Natch: Lolol @Side Boob
 Borkf: *does not make your phone even slightly bullet proof
 Amy Housewine: I always force bullets into my phone with a mallet, rather than just throwing them. Is this where I've been going wrong?
 Janston: Works great if kept several inches away from screen.
 Trick Question: Yes, if you throw a bullet without actually shooting it via the still-attached chamber, a sheet of plexiglass can probably stop it. Derp.
 grizzly: I throw bullets at stuff all the time, too.
 Side Boob: "We fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet"
Image 122796   08-02-16   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
895
 
 AutoDisaster: Finally the flat-earthers are proved right
 White Rice: @Janston nah, it's mark is on the underside, and it never leaves the water. The shell is a mile & a half in diameter, so there's that too.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Whoa! How did they take this picture of the Universe?
 ignatz: Ahh, just a trim on top, and even it up around the edges, thanks. Oh, and if you see any dandelions..
 Mr. Shine: Torterra or A'Tuin?
 Side Boob: No man is an island. Turtles are fine though.
 Trick Question: it's these guys all the way down
 Janston: This Colossus seems easy to defeat.
Image 122795   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
357
 
 Headoftheclass: Would someone PLEASE claim this damn thing already?!?!
 Larry Xmas: whoop whoop...
 Warrax: Found in Tempe. I'm guessing the weird smell is rodent stink mixed with marijuana.
 Pizza: @Ulillillia Cat snake's back, cat snake's back, cat snake's back...
 San DoDo: @There was a bob here I believe that's what a cat in a lake is called.. I could be wrong tho
 There was a bob here: @San DoDo I thought it was a Cake
 San DoDo: It's called a SnaCat, sheesh
 Ulillillia: Cat snake's back, tell a friend
 SomeCanadian: Welcome back, old friend. I haven't seen you in a while :)
Image 122794   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
323
 
 Niels Bohr: Must be an African Pigeon.
 Headoftheclass: It's the reporter for The Daily Granite: "Meh, it's a living."
 ignatz: No, a picture of the Bosch's home, not your own!
 Knice: fucking hipster drone.
Image 122793   08-02-16   Uploaded by    ping
Image 122792 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mrwiffler. We'll pray for you, mrwiffler.
Score:
293
 
 Warrax: If you need a reason, you don't need a corndog.
 Trick Question: "No? Then fuck you."
 Christina: I'll pass.
 A duck: OK, omw
Image 122791   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
484
 
 guccigucci: @Side Boob yup
 Headoftheclass: Neigh like an Egyptiannnn...
 Skinr: it started going downhill when I walked in on my girlfriend in the barn, unzipping her scalp...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Hi honey ill be home shortly.
 Side Boob: Right this way, Ms. White...
 Christina: And this will hopefully end the Horsehead meme, forever.
 Meow: weird headcrab
 A duck: All hail Horsehead, god of stupidity and biting
 Amy Housewine: *NOM*
Image 122790   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
180
 
 vincenzo: @fanny yep, the worse part is, the babiea are huge now, and dont look like they wanna leave.
 fanny: @vincenzo oh fuck, that was actually IN your house?!! my condolences!
 Korrok: @vincenzo You, Sir, are truly blessed.
 vincenzo: Fun fact, the egg sack hatched over me, and baby spidered rained on me for about 10 minutes.
 vincenzo: Fun fact
 fanny: @Himesama :)
 Himesama: @fanny Is that what the doctor also told your partner?
 fanny: awe, you should feel proud, she's chosen you to raise her egg sac with!
 grizzly: #122788
 Eleftheros: Needs Sigorney Weaver to test the flamethrower for Alien on your house
 ping: It may be a little redundant to say this but KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
 Trick Question: OH GOD YOU'RE HOLDING THE NOZZLE BACKWARDS DON'T LIGHT IT
 Amy Housewine: Ensure that your spider is pleasantly scented.
 SomeCanadian: She looks like shes carrying around an egg sac too. Hope you enjoy burning your house down.
Image 122789   08-02-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
1182
 
 ping: @tib gubb Hopefully wrapped in the overly warm embrace of fire.
 tib gubb: @ping did you see that spider?
 Trick Question: how the score of this is not divisible by 10 is a fucking mystery
 SunWukong: This is my fetish. And, let's be honest, not just mine.
 Amy Housewine: This gun fires the hair of a giant clown.
 Christina: Practical effects are rad as hell!
 tib gubb: I've made one of those. it's as cool as you'd think.
 ping: What Sigourney does when she sees a spider.
 Trick Question: ...and then you went and lit it anyway
 caesar: sure... why not
Image 122788   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
623
 
 maura: @werterland lolol
 Amy Housewine: Elephant is saying "Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? Huh?"
 werterland: "Here, let me stretch out your trunk for you!"
 sumodrsn: I got your nose.
 ping: There's a lot of happiness in this one shot.
 Knice: Boop!
Image 122787   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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