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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

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Score:
252
 
 Side Boob: @Natch Cave Johnson is my homeboy :P
 Natch: Lolol @Side Boob
 Borkf: *does not make your phone even slightly bullet proof
 Amy Housewine: I always force bullets into my phone with a mallet, rather than just throwing them. Is this where I've been going wrong?
 Janston: Works great if kept several inches away from screen.
 Trick Question: Yes, if you throw a bullet without actually shooting it via the still-attached chamber, a sheet of plexiglass can probably stop it. Derp.
 grizzly: I throw bullets at stuff all the time, too.
 Side Boob: "We fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet"
Image 122796   08-02-16   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
895
 
 AutoDisaster: Finally the flat-earthers are proved right
 White Rice: @Janston nah, it's mark is on the underside, and it never leaves the water. The shell is a mile & a half in diameter, so there's that too.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Whoa! How did they take this picture of the Universe?
 CoffeeAndCigs: Ahh, just a trim on top, and even it up around the edges, thanks. Oh, and if you see any dandelions..
 Mr. Shine: Torterra or A'Tuin?
 Side Boob: No man is an island. Turtles are fine though.
 Trick Question: it's these guys all the way down
 Janston: This Colossus seems easy to defeat.
Image 122795   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
357
 
 Headoftheclass: Would someone PLEASE claim this damn thing already?!?!
 Larry Xmas: whoop whoop...
 Warrax: Found in Tempe. I'm guessing the weird smell is rodent stink mixed with marijuana.
 Pizza: @Ulillillia Cat snake's back, cat snake's back, cat snake's back...
 San DoDo: @There was a bob here I believe that's what a cat in a lake is called.. I could be wrong tho
 There was a bob here: @San DoDo I thought it was a Cake
 San DoDo: It's called a SnaCat, sheesh
 Ulillillia: Cat snake's back, tell a friend
 SomeCanadian: Welcome back, old friend. I haven't seen you in a while :)
Image 122794   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
323
 
 Niels Bohr: Must be an African Pigeon.
 Headoftheclass: It's the reporter for The Daily Granite: "Meh, it's a living."
 funy speling: No, a picture of the Bosch's home, not your own!
 Knice: fucking hipster drone.
Image 122793   08-02-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Image 122792 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mrwiffler. We'll pray for you, mrwiffler.
Score:
293
 
 Warrax: If you need a reason, you don't need a corndog.
 Trick Question: "No? Then fuck you."
 Christina: I'll pass.
 A duck: OK, omw
Image 122791   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
484
 
 guccigucci: @Side Boob yup
 Headoftheclass: Neigh like an Egyptiannnn...
 Skinr: it started going downhill when I walked in on my girlfriend in the barn, unzipping her scalp...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Hi honey ill be home shortly.
 Side Boob: Right this way, Ms. White...
 Christina: And this will hopefully end the Horsehead meme, forever.
 Meow: weird headcrab
 A duck: All hail Horsehead, god of stupidity and biting
 Amy Housewine: *NOM*
Image 122790   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
180
 
 vincenzo: @fanny yep, the worse part is, the babiea are huge now, and dont look like they wanna leave.
 fanny: @vincenzo oh fuck, that was actually IN your house?!! my condolences!
 Korrok: @vincenzo You, Sir, are truly blessed.
 vincenzo: Fun fact, the egg sack hatched over me, and baby spidered rained on me for about 10 minutes.
 vincenzo: Fun fact
 fanny: @Himesama :)
 Himesama: @fanny Is that what the doctor also told your partner?
 fanny: awe, you should feel proud, she's chosen you to raise her egg sac with!
 grizzly: #122788
 Eleftheros: Needs Sigorney Weaver to test the flamethrower for Alien on your house
 ping: It may be a little redundant to say this but KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
 Trick Question: OH GOD YOU'RE HOLDING THE NOZZLE BACKWARDS DON'T LIGHT IT
 Amy Housewine: Ensure that your spider is pleasantly scented.
 SomeCanadian: She looks like shes carrying around an egg sac too. Hope you enjoy burning your house down.
Image 122789   08-02-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
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 ping: @tib gubb Hopefully wrapped in the overly warm embrace of fire.
 tib gubb: @ping did you see that spider?
 Trick Question: how the score of this is not divisible by 10 is a fucking mystery
 SunWukong: This is my fetish. And, let's be honest, not just mine.
 Amy Housewine: This gun fires the hair of a giant clown.
 Christina: Practical effects are rad as hell!
 tib gubb: I've made one of those. it's as cool as you'd think.
 ping: What Sigourney does when she sees a spider.
 Trick Question: ...and then you went and lit it anyway
 caesar: sure... why not
Image 122788   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
623
 
 maura: @werterland lolol
 Amy Housewine: Elephant is saying "Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? Huh?"
 werterland: "Here, let me stretch out your trunk for you!"
 sumodrsn: I got your nose.
 ping: There's a lot of happiness in this one shot.
 Knice: Boop!
Image 122787   08-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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