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272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

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272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

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Score:
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 trelyate: *uses to prop up one of the table's legs*
 Christina: You should fuck down the table!
 grace: ummmmmmm
 Trick Question: look what you just did, we even had it underlined
 ModelTRex: What did you say to me, table!? I'm gonna take you out back and show you some respect.
 San DoDo: @grizzly @fanny @VoR it's just...it's just temporary... *single tear falls*
 weirduncle: @San DoDo @grizzly So here starts the patreonDoDo. Just a few rads from each of us every month can support those that deserve it...
 fanny: @San DoDo :-E is what I have to say about your blueness
 grizzly: @VoR This is making me sad, too.
 lionstrong: @San DoDo Blue? Blue?!
 San DoDo: Instructions unclear, table is pregnant
Image 122751   08-02-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
235
 
 goldman sachs: rad for this @Bert Bertbert
 Bert Bertbert: show a cat a cushion with a face on and the cat will show you how fucking stupid it is
 Christina: Cage on a cushion? Quite disappoint!
 John Singapore: Why did they make such ugly cats?
 Teechur: Now kith.
Image 122750   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
152
 
 drtofu: Mid-head bang
 Hosebag: Hey man, am I drivin ok? Oh, we're parked.
 Jayfu: Time for a brake check
 grizzly: Everyone start screaming
 Knice: lol they ded
 WaffleIron: "Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye my coney island baby!"
 Teechur: Ok, now pan to Chevy Chase sleeping in the driver's seat.
Image 122749   08-02-16   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
171
 
 Butcherboy: Shooting his mouth off again
 Lestrange: This will really piss dad off!
 Trick Question: "Look at me, I'm an American! Howdy howdy howdy!"
 Bluetocracy: He's got guns in his head and they won't go
 bug: Dual wielding is never quite as useful as it seems.
 John Singapore: Mr. One Trick Pony
 Donkey: Airsoft life.
 petepuma: he must have lots of ways of brushing those back chompers
 Hydraxion: Fight club 2 really went too far on the ending
 Pop That Ponzi: Russian roulette champion.
 Slamajama: Piercings have gone way too far, stick with the ear hoops, then you can't miss when you pull the trigger
 Teechur: Calm down, Johnny. Come and eat your soup.
Image 122748   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
417
 
 Mad Collager: I guess not all advertising is good.
 John Singapore: Poetry! Love it
 Mark As Read: Is this some kind of minority report style health and safety notice
Image 122747   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
272
 
 Futurepants: The Chart for Final Fantasy XI is spread across 4 wiki's, and requires 6-18 people to open.
 violentwrath: @funny in the wall This made me vote rad
 White Rice: @Hydraxion so, in eve, if your character dies, you don't just lose some resplendent with no losses, but actually lose quite a bit of character growth (we'll say levels/skills for now) and if you were in a ship that got destroyed, that's it: it's gone (unless you had insurance [yes, ship insurance is a very real thing in the game]). Most games, you die, fix your gear, try again. In eve, you die, spend a few weeks relearning the skills you lost, spend another month earning enough to replace the ship, then hope you don't fuck-up again.
 funny in the wall: @sandodo, the artist does not appear to imply enjoying eve
 Bluetocracy: it must get boring to plateau so quickly, then never achieve anything new.
 manlyman: hell to the yes
 Thyming: Well at least the other graphs can follow one funcation. You two y-values and one x-value bitch.
 San DoDo: @funny in the wall it's not wasted if you enjoy spending it that certain way
 Hydraxion: How does "time spent playing" go backwards?
 funny in the wall: Oh I get it, the way you waste your time is better than the way other people do. Very good, sir
Image 122746   08-02-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
197
 
 epitasis: @ModelTRex i agree with this
 ModelTRex: But it makes chicken wings melt in your mouth!
Image 122745   08-02-16   Uploaded by    etc
Score:
308
 
 XLY: Its anime, even if you kill it, it won't die
 Wet farts: *throws pokeball*
 Slamajama: Let's hope so!
 Christina: Kill it before it becomes a vicious dragon that won't obey you.
 buttbear: You're going to chop it up and eat it, so it's better to do the merciful thing first.
Image 122744   08-02-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
484
 
 etc: A happy accident
 Fiasco: Is this a Woot shirt? This is so so rad.
 There was a bob here: Every day's a good day when you're a painting
 Urn BooUrn: A happy little bush.
Image 122743   08-02-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
576
 
 XLY: I'm sorry, but ghost dad died in front of me
 werterland: I lost track of time because Raiden from Mortal Kombat tried to sell me vacuum cleaners.
 Janston: Don't blame me, but the entire Roman Empire texted racial slurs from my phone.
 etc: I'm sorry I'm late, Kevin Spacey crapped in my gas tank.
 Trick Question: The first three are all I need.
 Teechur: Psshh. I'm a teechur. I've heard 'em all.....
 Christina: @There was a bob here Your mom kept telling me golf in shoes filled with macaroni and cheese.
 There was a bob here: @Christina Sorry I'm late your mom pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
 Skam: I was going to use this but guess what happened, Kevin Spacey made me find Jesus
 Christina: If you let out the first part, you can get a lot of "your mom" jokes and insults, like "your mom... came after me."
 Nope: This is going to sound crazy but the entire roman army came on me
 SomeCanadian: My bad... Mayor McCheese came on me.
 AverageJoe: I lost track of time because the entire Roman Empire made me find Jesus
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I need one of these. Carved from ebony, gold plated. Encrusted in jewels. Bedazzled.
Image 122742   08-02-16   Uploaded by    manlyman
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