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262521  Felicity: That's a tot ology

262522  Felicity: INEWARHOL?

262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262589  A duck: Is it me, or the dog to the right looks mutated?

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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Score:
337
 
 Crompo Flumbies: *uses to prop up one of the table's legs*
 Bert Morpongus: You should fuck down the table!
 Trung Albumbies: ummmmmmm
 Crewn Cremoble: look what you just did, we even had it underlined
 Crawn Plemungo: What did you say to me, table!? I'm gonna take you out back and show you some respect.
 Gengo Dampuble: @grizzly @fanny @VoR it's just...it's just temporary... *single tear falls*
 Lelm Brupert: @San DoDo @grizzly So here starts the patreonDoDo. Just a few rads from each of us every month can support those that deserve it...
 Jewn Plongo: @San DoDo :-E is what I have to say about your blueness
 Porm Bruble: @VoR This is making me sad, too.
 Crarbo Dampongus: @San DoDo Blue? Blue?!
 Tring Horpongus: Instructions unclear, table is pregnant
Image 122751   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Jempo Flumongo
Score:
235
 
 Meng Morpoble: rad for this @Bert Bertbert
 Purbo Horpombies: show a cat a cushion with a face on and the cat will show you how fucking stupid it is
 Lirbo Albombies: Cage on a cushion? Quite disappoint!
 Duft Albomple: Why did they make such ugly cats?
 Hing Flongus: Now kith.
Image 122750   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Jarb Grombies
Score:
152
 
 Berm Albumbies: Mid-head bang
 Jawn Horpungus: Hey man, am I drivin ok? Oh, we're parked.
 Flert Gropert: Time for a brake check
 Vango Rempungo: Everyone start screaming
 Luld Brongo: lol they ded
 Thampo Albumple: "Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye my coney island baby!"
 Gang Dampopert: Ok, now pan to Chevy Chase sleeping in the driver's seat.
Image 122749   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Rirm Flumomple
Score:
171
 
 Vomp Horpoble: Shooting his mouth off again
 Jift Drumopert: This will really piss dad off!
 Flurm Plongus: "Look at me, I'm an American! Howdy howdy howdy!"
 Pown Drumumbies: He's got guns in his head and they won't go
 Tholm Flumongus: Dual wielding is never quite as useful as it seems.
 Pirb Morpuble: Mr. One Trick Pony
 Morbo Albongus: Airsoft life.
 Lople Cremungo: he must have lots of ways of brushing those back chompers
 Fremp Morpumbies: Fight club 2 really went too far on the ending
 Ruft Rempumbies: Russian roulette champion.
 Gung Bromple: Piercings have gone way too far, stick with the ear hoops, then you can't miss when you pull the trigger
 Jerm Dampoble: Calm down, Johnny. Come and eat your soup.
Image 122748   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Meft Plemupert
Score:
417
 
 Rompo Plemoble: I guess not all advertising is good.
 Ging Dampupert: Poetry! Love it
 Piwn Cremopert: Is this some kind of minority report style health and safety notice
Image 122747   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Mamp Grongo
Score:
272
 
 Flert Cremoble: The Chart for Final Fantasy XI is spread across 4 wiki's, and requires 6-18 people to open.
 Helm Cremomple: @funny in the wall This made me vote rad
 Fralm Bruble: @Hydraxion so, in eve, if your character dies, you don't just lose some resplendent with no losses, but actually lose quite a bit of character growth (we'll say levels/skills for now) and if you were in a ship that got destroyed, that's it: it's gone (unless you had insurance [yes, ship insurance is a very real thing in the game]). Most games, you die, fix your gear, try again. In eve, you die, spend a few weeks relearning the skills you lost, spend another month earning enough to replace the ship, then hope you don't fuck-up again.
 Poft Grungo: @sandodo, the artist does not appear to imply enjoying eve
 Molm Flungus: it must get boring to plateau so quickly, then never achieve anything new.
 Baft Grunomple: hell to the yes
 Lirb Dampupert: Well at least the other graphs can follow one funcation. You two y-values and one x-value bitch.
 Gulm Plumple: @funny in the wall it's not wasted if you enjoy spending it that certain way
 Jerb Drumungus: How does "time spent playing" go backwards?
 Gimp Fluble: Oh I get it, the way you waste your time is better than the way other people do. Very good, sir
Image 122746   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Jold Grungo
Score:
197
 
 Dempo Horpombies: @ModelTRex i agree with this
 Cremp Flumomple: But it makes chicken wings melt in your mouth!
Image 122745   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Mong Morpopert
Score:
308
 
 Crart Albupert: Its anime, even if you kill it, it won't die
 Meple Grupert: *throws pokeball*
 Veft Plemungo: Let's hope so!
 Creple Dampungo: Kill it before it becomes a vicious dragon that won't obey you.
 Jirbo Flupert: You're going to chop it up and eat it, so it's better to do the merciful thing first.
Image 122744   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Horbo Plumbies
Score:
484
 
 Hirm Drumongo: A happy accident
 Bald Rempomple: Is this a Woot shirt? This is so so rad.
 Flampo Plemombies: Every day's a good day when you're a painting
 Rald Drumongo: A happy little bush.
Image 122743   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Flurm Grunuble
Score:
576
 
 Gift Dampuble: I'm sorry, but ghost dad died in front of me
 Trurt Rempombies: I lost track of time because Raiden from Mortal Kombat tried to sell me vacuum cleaners.
 Frampo Pluble: Don't blame me, but the entire Roman Empire texted racial slurs from my phone.
 Hert Cremongus: I'm sorry I'm late, Kevin Spacey crapped in my gas tank.
 Dople Albongus: The first three are all I need.
 Flurbo Brungo: Psshh. I'm a teechur. I've heard 'em all.....
 Tramp Rempumple: @There was a bob here Your mom kept telling me golf in shoes filled with macaroni and cheese.
 Vimp Morpumple: @Christina Sorry I'm late your mom pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
 Ralm Grunumbies: I was going to use this but guess what happened, Kevin Spacey made me find Jesus
 Freft Plongo: If you let out the first part, you can get a lot of "your mom" jokes and insults, like "your mom... came after me."
 Flamp Plemungus: This is going to sound crazy but the entire roman army came on me
 Thuple Plumple: My bad... Mayor McCheese came on me.
 Crirt Horpomple: I lost track of time because the entire Roman Empire made me find Jesus
 Gimp Morpongo: I need one of these. Carved from ebony, gold plated. Encrusted in jewels. Bedazzled.
Image 122742   08-02-16   Uploaded by    Hompo Morpomple
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