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233217  carpwoman: Photoshopped.

233229  ignatz: Ok who beefed?

233222  Hyphae: Green and friendly!? Where is the purple and friendly?

233231  ignatz: Dyou think I've blown my chances of winning?

233194  mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."



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Score:
130
 
 p-niiice: two dudes walking across a bridge gotta take a piss. first dude says "damn the water's cold". other dude says "yeah, and it's deep too!"
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I'm sure the jokes resulting from THAT trip would be hilarious
 Trick Question: then there was that time Jesus rode on my back and whipped me with one stick while dragging another
 Teechur: Because you don't whack off? Or because you do?
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Oh, well then... *Sadly scratches 'nude beach trip' off calendar*
 Peter Pantsless: Because you make lame jokes?
 DrinkMixMan: Because you stalk people on bikes?
 p-niiice: yes. because walking your bike asn't allowed
 ignatz: That's going to chafe a bit
 duckfarts: because you walk to the sea, screaming for Lord Poseidon to drag you under the frothing waves to the murky depths?
 rennis938: You have a tail?
 VoR: 3 toes on each foot?
 rennis938: You have a tail?
 San DoDo: You got a wheel stuck in your ass?
Image 122542   08-01-16   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
42
 
 Poop van Pants: You get a gender reassigment sugery, you get a gender reassignment surgery, you all ll get a ......
Image 122541   08-01-16   Uploaded by    frenchrevolution
Score:
142
 
 Poop van Pants: The cat has them
 SomeCanadian: Yeah. They're just here for that gas leak in the kitchen. They'll be gone by lunch.
 sparename: Archie, the Pug, with Sucker Dildo, on The Settee
Image 122540   08-01-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
361
 
 John Singapore: Tiny voice "Gollum."
 Mr. Shine: "Eeeexxxcellent!"
 ping: The day after Burning Man.
Image 122539   08-01-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
504
 
 Vault Dweller: this is me
 ping: @duckfarts lol.
 duckfarts: @ping yes
 ping: I can't imagne a cat being this cooperative. I wonder how this was done. Anaesthesia? Dead cat? Lots of opiates? Photoshop?
 duckfarts: cat gonna freak out when it wakes up
Image 122538   08-01-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
325
 
 Suburbanmom: I don't like this...not even a little bit
 a robot: I wonder how long it takes this person to get ready in the morning.
 BlarfyB: Sorry, not pale enough.
 Skaalar: Ah yes. The return of the "Why?" Nachos Bellgrande. WITH A VENGEANCE.
 caitelyn: i hate you
 p-niiice: where da white wimm.....oh, never mind
 FistyAnn: Dollars to donuts this is a dood.
 duckfarts: shari lewis seems... different
Image 122537   08-01-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
618
 
 White Rice: I lost it at "Sexy Touch", that egg-beater action sounds a bit too adventurous for my taste.
 Niels Bohr: It's Christina Hendricks, I thought everyone rubbed one out to her regardless of gender or sexual preference.
 Fiasco: It was very close for me, I couldn't tell immediately that this was a spoof.
 VoR: @vincenzo Keep the leg, bleed out the 30lb
 a sedated moose: She does have a bib you could read Shakespeare off of.
 Mr. Shine: Rad for "epic prow," and yes, it is.
 duckfarts: death is certain
 square44: @vincenzo your leg, maybe
 vincenzo: Pretty sure a leg is more than 30 pounds.
Image 122536   08-01-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
321
 
 Mr. Shine: Miss this guy.
Image 122535   08-01-16   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
194
 
 itskando: @itskando okay okay - too far. Bray for mercy makes me think of Pinocchio when the kids start turning into donkeys. I wonder of it was some sort of methoofor
 itskando: @BlarfyB oozer o Blarfyb; od nak nik, kin; kando by flar borez oo
 BlarfyB: @itskando Oh please stop! I bray for mercy!
 itskando: @BlarfyB Hear how he heckles! Hear his hardyharharAssment!
 BlarfyB: @itskando Hee HAW!
 itskando: @BlarfyB ass! always answerin all arrogantly
 BlarfyB: @itskando Oh, wait! I mean allegory.
 itskando: Hipsters, the lowest hanging fruit since whatever that guy was dragging across the sand.
 itskando: @BlarfyB you mean acrostic?
 BlarfyB: @Sadbot The analogy still works.
 Sadbot: Vegan diet? Hamsters are bloodthirsty cannibals
 duckfarts: @VoR i think i was pretty clear
 VoR: @duckfarts Pub signs?
 duckfarts: burn them all
 Chef Says: No to both.
Image 122534   08-01-16   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
730
 
 Teechur: Posh Raccoons.
 Fiasco: @bigfarter Get any spaceship worthy shots?
 bigfarter: I saw two of them at the zoo yesterday and I melted.
 duckfarts: come play with us
 There was a bob here: rad pandas
Image 122533   08-01-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
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