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249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

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249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249608 Prostata: BRB...

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 p-niiice: two dudes walking across a bridge gotta take a piss. first dude says "damn the water's cold". other dude says "yeah, and it's deep too!"
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I'm sure the jokes resulting from THAT trip would be hilarious
 Trick Question: then there was that time Jesus rode on my back and whipped me with one stick while dragging another
 Teechur: Because you don't whack off? Or because you do?
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Oh, well then... *Sadly scratches 'nude beach trip' off calendar*
 Peter Pantsless: Because you make lame jokes?
 DrinkMixMan: Because you stalk people on bikes?
 p-niiice: yes. because walking your bike asn't allowed
 ignatz: That's going to chafe a bit
 duckfarts: because you walk to the sea, screaming for Lord Poseidon to drag you under the frothing waves to the murky depths?
 rennis938: You have a tail?
 VoR: 3 toes on each foot?
 rennis938: You have a tail?
 San DoDo: You got a wheel stuck in your ass?
Image 122542   08-01-16   Uploaded by    sorghum
 Poop van Pants: You get a gender reassigment sugery, you get a gender reassignment surgery, you all ll get a ......
Image 122541   08-01-16   Uploaded by    frenchrevolution
 Poop van Pants: The cat has them
 SomeCanadian: Yeah. They're just here for that gas leak in the kitchen. They'll be gone by lunch.
 sparename: Archie, the Pug, with Sucker Dildo, on The Settee
Image 122540   08-01-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 John Singapore: Tiny voice "Gollum."
 Mr. Shine: "Eeeexxxcellent!"
 ping: The day after Burning Man.
Image 122539   08-01-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
 Vault Dweller: this is me
 ping: @duckfarts lol.
 duckfarts: @ping yes
 ping: I can't imagne a cat being this cooperative. I wonder how this was done. Anaesthesia? Dead cat? Lots of opiates? Photoshop?
 duckfarts: cat gonna freak out when it wakes up
Image 122538   08-01-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 Suburbanmom: I don't like this...not even a little bit
 a robot: I wonder how long it takes this person to get ready in the morning.
 BlarfyB: Sorry, not pale enough.
 Skaalar: Ah yes. The return of the "Why?" Nachos Bellgrande. WITH A VENGEANCE.
 caitelyn: i hate you
 p-niiice: where da white wimm.....oh, never mind
 FistyAnn: Dollars to donuts this is a dood.
 duckfarts: shari lewis seems... different
Image 122537   08-01-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
 White Rice: I lost it at "Sexy Touch", that egg-beater action sounds a bit too adventurous for my taste.
 Niels Bohr: It's Christina Hendricks, I thought everyone rubbed one out to her regardless of gender or sexual preference.
 Fiasco: It was very close for me, I couldn't tell immediately that this was a spoof.
 VoR: @vincenzo Keep the leg, bleed out the 30lb
 a sedated moose: She does have a bib you could read Shakespeare off of.
 Mr. Shine: Rad for "epic prow," and yes, it is.
 duckfarts: death is certain
 square44: @vincenzo your leg, maybe
 vincenzo: Pretty sure a leg is more than 30 pounds.
Image 122536   08-01-16   Uploaded by    boozer
 Mr. Shine: Miss this guy.
Image 122535   08-01-16   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 itskando: @itskando okay okay - too far. Bray for mercy makes me think of Pinocchio when the kids start turning into donkeys. I wonder of it was some sort of methoofor
 itskando: @BlarfyB oozer o Blarfyb; od nak nik, kin; kando by flar borez oo
 BlarfyB: @itskando Oh please stop! I bray for mercy!
 itskando: @BlarfyB Hear how he heckles! Hear his hardyharharAssment!
 BlarfyB: @itskando Hee HAW!
 itskando: @BlarfyB ass! always answerin all arrogantly
 BlarfyB: @itskando Oh, wait! I mean allegory.
 itskando: Hipsters, the lowest hanging fruit since whatever that guy was dragging across the sand.
 itskando: @BlarfyB you mean acrostic?
 BlarfyB: @Sadbot The analogy still works.
 Sadbot: Vegan diet? Hamsters are bloodthirsty cannibals
 duckfarts: @VoR i think i was pretty clear
 VoR: @duckfarts Pub signs?
 duckfarts: burn them all
 Chef Says: No to both.
Image 122534   08-01-16   Uploaded by    aeroaero
 Teechur: Posh Raccoons.
 Fiasco: @bigfarter Get any spaceship worthy shots?
 bigfarter: I saw two of them at the zoo yesterday and I melted.
 duckfarts: come play with us
 There was a bob here: rad pandas
Image 122533   08-01-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
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