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263305  Amy Housewine: I would like to join your pig club.

263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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Score:
130
 
 p-niiice: two dudes walking across a bridge gotta take a piss. first dude says "damn the water's cold". other dude says "yeah, and it's deep too!"
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I'm sure the jokes resulting from THAT trip would be hilarious
 Trick Question: then there was that time Jesus rode on my back and whipped me with one stick while dragging another
 Teechur: Because you don't whack off? Or because you do?
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Oh, well then... *Sadly scratches 'nude beach trip' off calendar*
 Peter Pantsless: Because you make lame jokes?
 DrinkMixMan: Because you stalk people on bikes?
 p-niiice: yes. because walking your bike asn't allowed
 chemical: That's going to chafe a bit
 duckfarts: because you walk to the sea, screaming for Lord Poseidon to drag you under the frothing waves to the murky depths?
 rennis938: You have a tail?
 VoR: 3 toes on each foot?
 rennis938: You have a tail?
 San DoDo: You got a wheel stuck in your ass?
Image 122542   08-01-16   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
42
 
 Poop van Pants: You get a gender reassigment sugery, you get a gender reassignment surgery, you all ll get a ......
Image 122541   08-01-16   Uploaded by    frenchrevolution
Score:
142
 
 Poop van Pants: The cat has them
 SomeCanadian: Yeah. They're just here for that gas leak in the kitchen. They'll be gone by lunch.
 sparename: Archie, the Pug, with Sucker Dildo, on The Settee
Image 122540   08-01-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
361
 
 John Singapore: Tiny voice "Gollum."
 Mr. Shine: "Eeeexxxcellent!"
 ping: The day after Burning Man.
Image 122539   08-01-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
504
 
 Vault Dweller: this is me
 ping: @duckfarts lol.
 duckfarts: @ping yes
 ping: I can't imagne a cat being this cooperative. I wonder how this was done. Anaesthesia? Dead cat? Lots of opiates? Photoshop?
 duckfarts: cat gonna freak out when it wakes up
Image 122538   08-01-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
325
 
 Suburbanmom: I don't like this...not even a little bit
 a robot: I wonder how long it takes this person to get ready in the morning.
 BlarfyB: Sorry, not pale enough.
 Skaalar: Ah yes. The return of the "Why?" Nachos Bellgrande. WITH A VENGEANCE.
 caitelyn: i hate you
 p-niiice: where da white wimm.....oh, never mind
 FistyAnn: Dollars to donuts this is a dood.
 duckfarts: shari lewis seems... different
Image 122537   08-01-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
618
 
 White Rice: I lost it at "Sexy Touch", that egg-beater action sounds a bit too adventurous for my taste.
 Niels Bohr: It's Christina Hendricks, I thought everyone rubbed one out to her regardless of gender or sexual preference.
 Fiasco: It was very close for me, I couldn't tell immediately that this was a spoof.
 VoR: @vincenzo Keep the leg, bleed out the 30lb
 a sedated moose: She does have a bib you could read Shakespeare off of.
 Mr. Shine: Rad for "epic prow," and yes, it is.
 duckfarts: death is certain
 square44: @vincenzo your leg, maybe
 vincenzo: Pretty sure a leg is more than 30 pounds.
Image 122536   08-01-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
321
 
 Mr. Shine: Miss this guy.
Image 122535   08-01-16   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
194
 
 itskando: @itskando okay okay - too far. Bray for mercy makes me think of Pinocchio when the kids start turning into donkeys. I wonder of it was some sort of methoofor
 itskando: @BlarfyB oozer o Blarfyb; od nak nik, kin; kando by flar borez oo
 BlarfyB: @itskando Oh please stop! I bray for mercy!
 itskando: @BlarfyB Hear how he heckles! Hear his hardyharharAssment!
 BlarfyB: @itskando Hee HAW!
 itskando: @BlarfyB ass! always answerin all arrogantly
 BlarfyB: @itskando Oh, wait! I mean allegory.
 itskando: Hipsters, the lowest hanging fruit since whatever that guy was dragging across the sand.
 itskando: @BlarfyB you mean acrostic?
 BlarfyB: @Sadbot The analogy still works.
 Sadbot: Vegan diet? Hamsters are bloodthirsty cannibals
 duckfarts: @VoR i think i was pretty clear
 VoR: @duckfarts Pub signs?
 duckfarts: burn them all
 Chef Says: No to both.
Image 122534   08-01-16   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
730
 
 Teechur: Posh Raccoons.
 Fiasco: @bigfarter Get any spaceship worthy shots?
 bigfarter: I saw two of them at the zoo yesterday and I melted.
 duckfarts: come play with us
 There was a bob here: rad pandas
Image 122533   08-01-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
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