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175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
1641
 
 Peter Pantsless: @MassDefect 100% agree. Everyone's favorite user explains their conspicuous absence in the best possible way. Radded twice (literally, because of a glitch, presumably)
 hat thrab: Aaaaaah, you made a person! Congrats!
 VoR: This is the best. :-D
 MassDefect: I'm very glad this is the top rated pic on AG right now. 11/10 would rad again. Congrats!
 Poop Bird: congrats
 fanny: @Yttermayn haha yes! so true :)
 Yttermayn : @fanny Fortunately, the spaceship has already acclimated you to insomnia. Congratulations.
 fanny: @hexxx yes, mine :) and thanks everyone!!
 shitshow: welcome to the world, little one. Congrats from us in SC!! xx
 carpwoman: YAY you!!!!!
 Borkf: @fanny Congratulations on your bundle of towels!
 gary: Woo Hoo! Nice one @fanny!
 Tiramisu: Aww! Congrats, Fanny! :D
 Nope: @fanny You got butt pregnant?!
 Headoftheclass: Congrats, Fanny! Those kids are adorable. Good job!
 WTF: Congrats! ...and the Baby is thinking "Vote Korrok 2016"
 Poop van Pants: Do you want babby? I guess the answer is yes , congrats !
 Himesama: Aw so sweet :) They are so cute sleep is overrated anyway.
 San DoDo: Here here!
 hexxx: Oh my gosh @fanny are these yours? Congratulations!!!!
 fanny: @Nope @Knice lol :) and thanks everyone! looking forward to sleep someday... and to not feeling like I've been through something that Chuck Tingle might write about ;)
 Moldred: Conradulations!
 grizzly: Congratulations!
 SomeCanadian: Omg. Congrats. :D
 Firm Buttocks: @ping In Pieces
 ping: @DrinkMixMan Raddison and Baddiel?
 DrinkMixMan: If I have two kids I'm naming them "Rad" and "Bad."
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny Yay! Congratulations! Enjoy.
 Firm Buttocks: oh okay
 Peter Pantsless: Yay, more future aggro-nauts! Nice work @fanny!
 willowsprite: Congratulations!!!
 Nope: @Knice faybe banny.. you are so bad at this
 Knice: What does one call a baby @fanny? A fanlet? A fanling? An infannynt??
Image 122432   07-31-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
1032
 
 icyhotwiener: Weird Al is a weird dude, obviously. But like, naturally weird. It's not an act. help me
 Science: What did Al think of the Carrot Top exhibit?
 a robot: @square44 All I got is this box of one dozen starving crazed weasels
 Jaunty Shrimp: I love him so fucking much
 digabigpig: fuck you dad
 ninetailorochimaru: Someone needs to go on a grapefruit diet
 WTF: Dare to Be Diabetic
 square44: got any bear claws?
 DrinkMixMan: In Soviet Russia, food makes parodies about Weird Al!
 Ulillillia: Kenny G rules
 DonkeyPuncher: Never forget leg cake
 Peter Pantsless: Eat it
 Turd Ferguson: This is weird
Image 122431   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
48
 
 willowsprite: What. That's not winter.
 Ulillillia: I'm sitting by the air conditioner and enjoying this picture
Image 122430   07-31-16   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
528
 
 Hosebag: A giant pulsating brain is a terrible thing to waste.
 hairy: @grizzly no. just...no
 Lil Buddy: Showing brain.
 grizzly: Poke it
 sparename: Ocean-going Hedgehog
 Nope: This cloverfield remake seems low budget
 SomeCanadian: Is that a bloated whale belly? Ewwww..
 Amy Housewine: Aquabollock.
 Spazstatic: Blub
Image 122429   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
393
 
 WaffleIron: I would've stripped the robotics and left the videos.
 tib gubb: fuck you, dad.
 carpwoman: Well, there you go.
 savvoy: Now that my curiosity is satisfied, I am strangely disappointed.
 Butcherboy: @Turd Ferguson i always pictured a dwarf scenario myself
 Turd Ferguson: So that's how they work
 Butcherboy: now i feel like it should play calliope carousel music
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit I wanted to read that noticeboard.
 BlarfyB: This @robot porn is weird.
Image 122428   07-31-16   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
364
 
 Shay: Sweet dreams are not made of these.
 savvoy: For some reason, I greatly desire a baseball bat at this moment.
 willowsprite: I'm scared.
 Springbok: I never have and never will attempt to understand modern art. This is why.
 Nope: Art seems fun
 BlarfyB: Tea ceremony getting weirder.
Image 122427   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
488
 
 Donut: I approve of the Thrizzle.
 a robot: Voted rad for obvious reasons
 savvoy: @willowsprite Are you sure that counts as foreplay? If so, I think I'm doing something wrong.
 willowsprite: Oh, there's something you should be putting your finger on. Figure it out and foreplay won't take so long.
 Turd Ferguson: I can't wait six to eight weeks!!!
 Amy Housewine: "Well I'll be damned - now I've had time to research, it turns out his middle initial was 'B'."
 Pizza: @Knice Now kiss!
 Peter Pantsless: I prefer Chester 5000
 Knice: Imma get two and watch them make out.
Image 122426   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
463
 
 VoR: RAD for Mascot
 Headoftheclass: "Ma'am, I'm afraid I have to ask you to get off the fenderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
 savvoy: Speaking of foreplay....
 dtallon13: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnh
 Scoo: @ThoughtlessGentleman Ohhhhh she know
 San DoDo: *rings bell and shots 'Shame'*
 San DoDo: This is Nancy, she has no shame
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Shhhhh dont shout man you gonna mess it up. She dont know her bobos are all out.
 tib gubb: got damn
 Eleftheros: @Ulillillia hearts on fire tell Mariah
 Ulillillia: Mariah is on fire
Image 122425   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
513
 
 Skinr: I knew this would happen when they moved over to HBO
 Yttermayn : I like how expressive their little foam faces are.
 Magma Safe: Did you see a sign that says " dead grover storage"?
 Springbok: Because this is so detailed, I just keep thinking about someone spending hours sketching, painting, shading, etc. this.
 Turd Ferguson: What's up with berts left hand?
 Amy Housewine: Bert appears to be made out of parsnip.
 Firm Buttocks: @Ulillillia I was going to say something sarcastic about haven't seen that before or something but I didn't want to be judgemental
 Bad Dad: Sooooo wacky
 Eleftheros: Tell him bitch be cool!
 Ulillillia: I'm glad The Explainer is back
 Firm Buttocks: Children's TV characters made over in a grim and sleazy adult context
Image 122424   07-31-16   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
349
 
 shitshow: directions unclear. purchased chocolate bar for $40.
 Headoftheclass: Ok, but how many chocolate barS for a dollar? 2? 5?
 Darkasnoon: Holla holla how bout chocolate fo a dolla
 Scoo: How much are chocolate bars? I only have one dollar, is that enough?
 Amy Housewine: Dolla dolla bill y'all
 tib gubb: Yeah, but what about the price of chocolate bars?
 Ulillillia: I'd buy those for a dollar
 VoR: oops, double post.
 San DoDo: I still have no notion of idea how much and what exactly is for sale..
 VoR: $1.00?
 VoR: $1.00?
 VoR: $1.00?
 Teechur: Are there any bars of chocolate for sale? Is there a price for those?
 ignatz:
 Nugster: Hmm.. But what about the OTHER chocolate bars?
 Firm Buttocks: ALRIGHT WE GET IT THEY PRINTED IT TWICE
Image 122423   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
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