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262838  Felicity: lxc luau

262841  Felicity: Other side of the block from Beaver Liquors

262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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 VoR: not to be confused with a commode dragon.
 Amiga 1000: looool @Penultimate Grunongo?
 Penultimate Grunongo: Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
 mwoody: The job posting was supposed to say, "hiring NIGHT watchman", but there was an error.
Image 122404   07-31-16   Uploaded by    hanky
 ping: The attention to detail here is amazing.
 Korrok: @mwoody I will. I will.
 dtallon13: nope
 Nugster: @mwoody Amazing. It's actually creepier than the original manga.
 Frank herbert: Close enough
 mwoody: Google "MamaKiteru" for more.
Image 122403   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 trelyate: I've gotten a ticket like that before.
 willowsprite: Better than a kick in the ass
 ThatGuy: That's a 1500% profit!
 Peter Pantsless: @mwoody I don't play the lottery so I just guessed. So glad you pointed it out, though, as the price was totally the point of my joke
 trucker: definitely would
 SomeOtherCanadian: "I wish I had a dollar for every idiot in the country" - inventor of lotto tickets
 grizzly: I never win anything!
 BlarfyB: @Frank herbert They didn't day those millions were US dollars.
 Frank herbert: I won the lottery about a month ago. My mega millions ticket was worth 2 bucks.
 mwoody: @Peter Pantsless 3 more. These tickets cost $5.
 Agamemnon Triforce: How much did the ticket cost?
 tib gubb: complaining about winning the lottery...
 Peter Pantsless: Now buy 15 more
 Ulillillia: 15 bucks is 15 bucks
 topcity: Yall trippin
Image 122402   07-31-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
 Stephen Milkmus: @Skaalar perfect
 Skaalar: Trains, Planes, and Automobiles was a good movie.
 hairy: my new peekop
 savvoy: If I was going to do that, I'd ragged the top a bit, and stick a couple of really big tee th in the sides. Also, some bloodstains.
 waffles: where's the plastic sheet jacuzzi? oh there it is
 Frank herbert: Lol memories of my neighbor. They had something similar. With a couch bungee corded as a back seat.
 mwoody: Not really a convertible. Is "converted" a type of car?
 Agamemnon Triforce: I'd still rather have a Subaru Brat.
 Scoo: Can-opener Convertible
Image 122401   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Image 122400 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

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 Suburbanmom: Your mom is wrong
 shitshow: cat-shirt guy and Dad could be twins though (not a bad thing, nice chompers)
 DrinkMixMan: @Flarmie Nah, he's doing that joke where he tries to get you to look at the circle. Now he gets to hit you.
 Jorp Lulter: Take your pick.
 etc: @Cami more people need to pipe these days
 Flarmie: Is the guy on the left jerking off a ghost?
 Slamajama: You ruined a great family picture by just showing up
 Cami: ... down.
 Cami: Unless your mom is Annie Leibovitz, she should probably pipe
 Cami: Unless your mom is Annie Leibovitz, she should probably pipe
 AverageJoe: She's right, which kind of idiot wears squared shirts at this time and age?
 Sadbot: @Nope Not to mention the salmon shorts
 Nope: Yeah you fucked up the white balance with that cream monstrocity
Image 122399   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
 nclaw: This belongs on stormfront
 Mr. Shine: POOF
 Cami: KANEDA!
 Knice: Don't hold in your sneezes.
 tib gubb: woosh.
 Scoo: Facit Sejam
 Mexico: Super Saiyan levels of floof.
 Fiasco: The puppers that Gotham deserves
Image 122398   07-31-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Lorm Bembo: hell to the yes
 Vault Dweller: I'm gonna try low bite..
 Slamajama: Hey, they lost all their jockey monkeys
 obsidianlance: I feel bad that dogs in wheelchairs evoke a stronger emotional reaction in me than people in wheelchairs.
 lecj07: Raded for all terrain dog carts.
Image 122397   07-31-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 Frank herbert: Does it still run? Ill take it.
 hurr: 1. late 2. cute 3. whatever i'm listening to status quo's dirty water and that's way better than this picture
Image 122396   07-31-16   Uploaded by    zip file
 AutoDisaster: KonMari method I assume?
 DrinkMixMan: You wouldn't download an ANUS...
 Penultimate Grunongo: Well loved.
 Frank herbert: So like, all of them?
 hurr: looks used af
 vincenzo: No no, you PLAY the movie, not fuck it
Image 122395   07-31-16   Uploaded by    generic
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