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249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
796
 
 VoR: not to be confused with a commode dragon.
 Amiga 1000: looool @Penultimate Grunongo?
 Penultimate Grunongo: Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
 mwoody: The job posting was supposed to say, "hiring NIGHT watchman", but there was an error.
Image 122404   07-31-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
371
 
 ping: The attention to detail here is amazing.
 Korrok: @mwoody I will. I will.
 dtallon13: nope
 Nugster: @mwoody Amazing. It's actually creepier than the original manga.
 Frank herbert: Close enough
 mwoody: Google "MamaKiteru" for more.
Image 122403   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
205
 
 trelyate: I've gotten a ticket like that before.
 willowsprite: Better than a kick in the ass
 ThatGuy: That's a 1500% profit!
 Peter Pantsless: @mwoody I don't play the lottery so I just guessed. So glad you pointed it out, though, as the price was totally the point of my joke
 trucker: definitely would
 SomeOtherCanadian: "I wish I had a dollar for every idiot in the country" - inventor of lotto tickets
 grizzly: I never win anything!
 BlarfyB: @Frank herbert They didn't day those millions were US dollars.
 Frank herbert: I won the lottery about a month ago. My mega millions ticket was worth 2 bucks.
 mwoody: @Peter Pantsless 3 more. These tickets cost $5.
 Agamemnon Triforce: How much did the ticket cost?
 tib gubb: complaining about winning the lottery...
 Peter Pantsless: Now buy 15 more
 Ulillillia: 15 bucks is 15 bucks
 topcity: Yall trippin
Image 122402   07-31-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
215
 
 Stephen Milkmus: @Skaalar perfect
 Skaalar: Trains, Planes, and Automobiles was a good movie.
 hairy: my new peekop
 savvoy: If I was going to do that, I'd ragged the top a bit, and stick a couple of really big tee th in the sides. Also, some bloodstains.
 ignatz: where's the plastic sheet jacuzzi? oh there it is
 Frank herbert: Lol memories of my neighbor. They had something similar. With a couch bungee corded as a back seat.
 mwoody: Not really a convertible. Is "converted" a type of car?
 Agamemnon Triforce: I'd still rather have a Subaru Brat.
 Scoo: Can-opener Convertible
Image 122401   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Image 122400 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Admiral Alan. We'll pray for you, Admiral Alan.
Score:
386
 
 Suburbanmom: Your mom is wrong
 shitshow: cat-shirt guy and Dad could be twins though (not a bad thing, nice chompers)
 DrinkMixMan: @Flarmie Nah, he's doing that joke where he tries to get you to look at the circle. Now he gets to hit you.
 ignatz: Take your pick.
 etc: @Cami more people need to pipe these days
 Flarmie: Is the guy on the left jerking off a ghost?
 Slamajama: You ruined a great family picture by just showing up
 Cami: ... down.
 Cami: Unless your mom is Annie Leibovitz, she should probably pipe
 Cami: Unless your mom is Annie Leibovitz, she should probably pipe
 AverageJoe: She's right, which kind of idiot wears squared shirts at this time and age?
 Sadbot: @Nope Not to mention the salmon shorts
 Nope: Yeah you fucked up the white balance with that cream monstrocity
Image 122399   07-31-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
497
 
 Springbok: *PUPPER INTENSIFIES*
 nclaw: This belongs on stormfront
 Mr. Shine: POOF
 Cami: KANEDA!
 Knice: Don't hold in your sneezes.
 tib gubb: woosh.
 Scoo: Facit Sejam
 Mexico: Super Saiyan levels of floof.
 Fiasco: The puppers that Gotham deserves
Image 122398   07-31-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
713
 
 Lorm Bembo: hell to the yes
 ignatz: I'm gonna try low bite..
 Slamajama: Hey, they lost all their jockey monkeys
 obsidianlance: I feel bad that dogs in wheelchairs evoke a stronger emotional reaction in me than people in wheelchairs.
 lecj07: Raded for all terrain dog carts.
Image 122397   07-31-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
678
 
 Frank herbert: Does it still run? Ill take it.
 hurr: 1. late 2. cute 3. whatever i'm listening to status quo's dirty water and that's way better than this picture
Image 122396   07-31-16   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
238
 
 XLY: VIDE
 AutoDisaster: KonMari method I assume?
 DrinkMixMan: You wouldn't download an ANUS...
 Penultimate Grunongo: Well loved.
 Frank herbert: So like, all of them?
 hurr: looks used af
 vincenzo: No no, you PLAY the movie, not fuck it
Image 122395   07-31-16   Uploaded by    generic
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