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227959  cenecia: Please leave me alone. I'm just waiting for the bus.

227970  Aufziehvogel: I tried, I tried....

223177  Staida: Dogs might be worried about you getting roofied. Cats think you look vaguely like someone who fed them once.

227823  raditzu: Unhappy Meal.

227978  Robespierre: Burger DEATH

227972  San DoDo: Just

227976  San DoDo: This totes my goat

227972  Xeno: It's spelled "Doughnut".

227941  Bill Rye: wiggle ribbons!

227972  a robot: I accidentally the whole fence

227952  BavidDowie: Good luck serving a ticket to the guy with an axe.

227972  BavidDowie: Don't worry; I can't even

226839  Mr Bleak: Tiddles McTiddlesFace? Tiddles. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time.

227979  ignatz: Just the tip..

227981  ignatz: Tknkly krkt

227968  VeeKay: You could get 'em for false advertising, probly.

226849  Mr Bleak: Pissing level: expert and very, very sober.

227983  ignatz: Useless camo..

227969  Skaalar: @square44 Exactly right.

227974  Prostata: IN SPACE....

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227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

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Yurishiro uploaded 227531 (907 points)
Robespierre uploaded 227836 (898 points)
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 3. Scoo: 3923 points
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 5. Not A Bot: 3111 points
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 7. Emoji: 2169 points
 8. cenecia: 2071 points
 9. Side Boob: 2010 points
10. robocop: 1877 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
13. communist: 1718 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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 DrinkMixMan: I have no emoji yet I must scream
 5 Headed Snake God: Bremen Town Musicians remake looking weird.
 square44: they all went to OW! DENTAL
Image 122245   07-30-16   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 annterland: He's getting the pee pee water off his face
 Oh Don Piano: @Judge Bread why?
 Judge Bread: This is what all pictures will look like if you don't support the patreon
Image 122244   07-30-16   Uploaded by    Rachelina
 San DoDo: I find this tedious..
 DrinkMixMan: Bout time! *Boxing bell rings*
 DrinkMixMan: But time will what?
 tib gubb: @ModelTRex i still read this as "BUTT TIME"
 blargruck: I thought arranged marriages were going out of style
 ThatGuy: Might want a pre-nup for that one, bro
 hurr: you CLEARLY chose the wife life wtf
 grizzly: @Peter Pantsless the kid wasn't gonna use it anyway.
 Peter Pantsless: Sure gonna get a lot of use out of that expensive rock some poor kid dug up for you.
 ModelTRex: I read this as "BUTT TIME".
Image 122243   07-30-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 ping: Genius.
 hajjpodge: Always dies in the first season.
Image 122242   07-30-16   Uploaded by    eradicator
 DrinkMixMan: Finding Nemo a special school
 FatTigerWoods: I just now realized that Nemo is disabled
 Darkasnoon: I found this neato
 Pizza: Didney Worl!
 hurr: finding nothing
Image 122241   07-30-16   Uploaded by    Weather
 Slowpoke: @tib gubb Its not really poisonous. It's just bacteria ridden. It bites you and as you run away and slowly succumb to the sepsis (blood infection) it will chase you until you die. So, not deadliest poison, just most jackass poison.
 Yttermayn : @tib gubb You get that info from your monster manual?
 Hydraxion: @tib gubb "It also cannot breath fire or fly, please stop asking."
 tib gubb: komodo dragon - a creature that defies evolution. instead of chompers, its jaw consists of a single sharp plate. it's a warm-blooded reptile. its saliva contains one of the deadliest poisons known to man.
 Keykey: @WaffleIron my god, what have you done?
 San DoDo: Charmer
 WaffleIron: This is not my beautiful gator!
Image 122240   07-30-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 Himesama: Untrue her boobs aren't big enough and she isn't wearing a schoolgirl outfit.
 PrimeValkyrie: The Japanese and their weird fetishes, amirite?
 WaffleIron: @Ulillillia : [STEEL DRUMS, JAUNTILY]
 Ulillillia: Under the sea
Image 122239   07-30-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 WaffleIron: @DOW : a parody of the Siamese cat song from "Lady and the tramp"
 DOW: @WaffleIron What do you mean
 Skaalar: Clowns come from flowers... I never knew that.
 PrimeValkyrie: This is socially acceptable.
 WaffleIron: We are pansi-es, if you please!
 sparename: what a bunch of pansies
 Peter Pantsless: You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
Image 122238   07-30-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Slamajama: Oh about 550 million reasons
 Slowpoke: Answer: Restraining Order.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm not sure if those still qualify as lips--they look more like calluses.
 Coolguy: Yada yada money makes the world go 'round yiddle diddle dee.
 hurr: if my lips were as rich as jay-z's i could get kisses left and right where ever i go
 Wet farts: That thing and lil Jon are two ugly sons of bitches.
 Peter Pantsless: She's married to Jay-Z, that's what
Image 122237   07-30-16   Uploaded by    macrocosm
 Spazstatic: Disregard the below comments. Where the f*k is the other half of my coffee?
 Pizza: @PrimeValkyrie You can pour it on meat or mashed potatoes, since they are what gravy goes with.
 PrimeValkyrie: As an American, I must say that I am confused by the flatness of this "biscuit," if that is its real name, and am also uncertain of where to pour all the gravy.
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan seconded
 hurr: @Annoying Vegan or chunky biscuits
 Annoying Vegan : This is no fun for us southpaws.
Image 122236   07-30-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
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