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221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

221475  tib gubb: coo lad

221610  Kaviri: What happened at his feet?

221615  Prumbo: Maybe the drugs are just kicking in ?

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

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221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

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Score:
1019
 
 Skaalar: @Headoftheclass Wait, that's tentacle porn, isn't it?
 Himesama: Totally gay for her.
 Headoftheclass: Mooshi night!
 nointernet: "oh you are just your mother all over again!"
 epitasis: voted rad for obvious reasons
 a spider plan: wtfffff
 San DoDo: One of his many clones
 Jaunty Shrimp: drugs.jpg
 SomeCanadian: Kreiger chan!
 Thyming: Dat flower on her head. 10 / 10 would pollinate.
Image 121480   07-26-16   Uploaded by    tankadillo
Score:
700
 
 AverageJoe: ...and that's the reason I ride a tricycle
 duckfarts: i thought it was a good thing if your dick was good at stand-up
 Agamemnon Triforce: My theory says Hummer owners don't necessarily have small cocks, they're just unsure how big their cock should be.
 weed poop: This is me
 Ulillillia: loss.jpg
 ignatz: ..you're ginger. Curtains match the drapes (some of my best friends can't go out in the sun)
Image 121479   07-26-16   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
40
 
 Mad Collager: @Jeannie C Yeah, schools of fish=smart fish=easily bored fish=criminal fish.
 Jeannie C: We have a terrible problem with marauding schools of fish roaming the neighborhood at night.
Image 121478   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
295
 
 Jeannie C: @duckfarts The meat was served in a sort of stew. It was dark and stringy, and the stew was very greasy. It has a strong flavor, and reminded me of old cow, as I said, or horse.
 AverageJoe: Ignorance is bliss
 duckfarts: @Jeannie C I've been told that dog was just kinda heavy and greasy
 Jeannie C: I once ate dog, unknowing, in Korea. It was a dark meat with lots of red pepper, and I thought it was just from an old cow. It wasn't until I told someone I had tried "ka-gogi" that I found out what it was. No wonder the shopkeeper and his wife kept giggling. Anyway, I decided dog meat was a waste of a good dog. It is neither distinctive or tasty. I get so much more from the their company than I ever got from the indifferent meat they produce.
 a robot: ....but this was photoshopped
 Magma Safe: Say what, meow?
 Knice: @Janston Bravo! :D
 Janston: ... In bed.
 sparename: I ate horse on purpose before all the "horse meat in beef" palaver. Horses should be raised in pepper sauce. Though I did try sheep's brain soup once, and once only...
 Minnesotan: I always heard these horror stories about chinese places serving dog and cat and such and I just gotta say if it's true then dog and cat are fucking delicious and we're missing out by not eating em more
Image 121477   07-26-16   Uploaded by    ignatz
Image 121476 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by silver. You have brought shame on us, silver.
Score:
348
 
 SomeCanadian: For sale: baby shoe, never used. Just the left one.
Image 121475   07-26-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
327
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 121474   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
167
 
 Bile: Baby ice king? From adventure time?
 Whatever: Trumpspawn
 Headoftheclass: Thalidomide is a helluva drug.
 Galacta: Nah.
 FistyAnn: Stop this.
 TurkeyVulture: Trumplet.
 SomeCanadian: @Thyming Or has it gone not too far enough?
 Mr. Whiskers: @Trick Question Was about to make the same joke about Boris Johnson
 WTF: @Thyming ... or not far enough?
 Thyming: Crossbreeding humans and carrots. Has science gone too far?
 Trick Question: and Donald Trump was born
Image 121473   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
582
 
 Teh Simpson: too soon
 Thyming: Hey look, it's Jim Gaffigan!
 Coolguy: Not being an asshole is good business
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah, things got really weird.
Image 121472   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
292
 
 trelyate: Clifford's cousin
 hex0: Shit. Science went too far!
 Coolguy: What a weenie!
 questionable: hmmm, oh I think I get it. the original had ten children and you removed one. cute & cool
Image 121471   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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