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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?



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Score:
1019
 
 Skaalar: @Headoftheclass Wait, that's tentacle porn, isn't it?
 Himesama: Totally gay for her.
 Headoftheclass: Mooshi night!
 nointernet: "oh you are just your mother all over again!"
 epitasis: voted rad for obvious reasons
 a spider plan: wtfffff
 San DoDo: One of his many clones
 Jaunty Shrimp: drugs.jpg
 SomeCanadian: Kreiger chan!
 Thyming: Dat flower on her head. 10 / 10 would pollinate.
Image 121480   07-26-16   Uploaded by    tankadillo
Score:
700
 
 AverageJoe: ...and that's the reason I ride a tricycle
 duckfarts: i thought it was a good thing if your dick was good at stand-up
 Agamemnon Triforce: My theory says Hummer owners don't necessarily have small cocks, they're just unsure how big their cock should be.
 weed poop: This is me
 Ulillillia: loss.jpg
 ignatz: ..you're ginger. Curtains match the drapes (some of my best friends can't go out in the sun)
Image 121479   07-26-16   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
40
 
 Mad Collager: @Jeannie C Yeah, schools of fish=smart fish=easily bored fish=criminal fish.
 Jeannie C: We have a terrible problem with marauding schools of fish roaming the neighborhood at night.
Image 121478   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
272
 
 Jeannie C: @duckfarts The meat was served in a sort of stew. It was dark and stringy, and the stew was very greasy. It has a strong flavor, and reminded me of old cow, as I said, or horse.
 AverageJoe: Ignorance is bliss
 duckfarts: @Jeannie C I've been told that dog was just kinda heavy and greasy
 Jeannie C: I once ate dog, unknowing, in Korea. It was a dark meat with lots of red pepper, and I thought it was just from an old cow. It wasn't until I told someone I had tried "ka-gogi" that I found out what it was. No wonder the shopkeeper and his wife kept giggling. Anyway, I decided dog meat was a waste of a good dog. It is neither distinctive or tasty. I get so much more from the their company than I ever got from the indifferent meat they produce.
 a robot: ....but this was photoshopped
 Magma Safe: Say what, meow?
 Knice: @Janston Bravo! :D
 Janston: ... In bed.
 sparename: I ate horse on purpose before all the "horse meat in beef" palaver. Horses should be raised in pepper sauce. Though I did try sheep's brain soup once, and once only...
 Minnesotan: I always heard these horror stories about chinese places serving dog and cat and such and I just gotta say if it's true then dog and cat are fucking delicious and we're missing out by not eating em more
Image 121477   07-26-16   Uploaded by    ignatz
Image 121476 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by silver. You have brought shame on us, silver.
Score:
348
 
 SomeCanadian: For sale: baby shoe, never used. Just the left one.
Image 121475   07-26-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
327
 
No comments yet.
Image 121474   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
167
 
 Bile: Baby ice king? From adventure time?
 Whatever: Trumpspawn
 Headoftheclass: Thalidomide is a helluva drug.
 Galacta: Nah.
 FistyAnn: Stop this.
 TurkeyVulture: Trumplet.
 SomeCanadian: @Thyming Or has it gone not too far enough?
 Mr. Whiskers: @Trick Question Was about to make the same joke about Boris Johnson
 WTF: @Thyming ... or not far enough?
 Thyming: Crossbreeding humans and carrots. Has science gone too far?
 Trick Question: and Donald Trump was born
Image 121473   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
582
 
 Teh Simpson: too soon
 Thyming: Hey look, it's Jim Gaffigan!
 Coolguy: Not being an asshole is good business
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah, things got really weird.
Image 121472   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
292
 
 trelyate: Clifford's cousin
 hex0: Shit. Science went too far!
 Coolguy: What a weenie!
 questionable: hmmm, oh I think I get it. the original had ten children and you removed one. cute & cool
Image 121471   07-26-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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