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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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Score:
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 Yttermayn : @grizzly Careful, if you witness how bad she pours, you may end up having an accident.
 KL1NGON: At least her hands are bigger that Trump's.
 FatTigerWoods: She's a president you wanna have a beer with. Just not one she poured herself.
 hurr: she's the glass not full at all kinda type huh?
 Black Jesus: If that's Guiness, she's doing it right. It take 4 minutes to pour a pint of Guiness correctly.
 a robot: "How do you do, fellow humans?"
 Coolguy: @fanny nice one!
 fanny: that one's for Bill (he likes getting head)
 grizzly: Well I hope she governs better than she pours.
Image 120900   07-23-16   Uploaded by    PissReagan
Image 120899 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Handyman. Boo, Handyman.
Image 120898 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. We'll pray for you, Vanna.
Score:
549
 
 Shay: Son, we love you, but you need to cut the scalie shit out.
 questionable: week 14: the business class has accepted me as one of their own. and with that, Operation Crocodile Tears enters phase two
 Knice: Does this count?
 Fid: The Creature from the Black Lagoon has really let him/her self go.
Image 120897   07-23-16   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
510
 
 Minx: Finally...
 Whatever: Maybe the food won't taste so funny now...
 Teechur: The rest is at #120893
 BlarfyB: Ronald was one of the Fryaeae
 BlarfyB: @BlarfyB He was their brother I mean.
 BlarfyB: Ronald was one of the Fryaeae
 questionable: hmmm. upon reflection, I'm lovin' it
 Fiasco: At least it will never ever rot
 SomeCanadian: It just turns you fat.
Image 120896   07-23-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
709
 
 Minx: That is a true fact, i saw it in a video...
 guest: @Nope that baby wasn't eaten tho
 questionable: what I've learned here is we must eat our babies before gators / crocos do it for us
 Sprinkles: I don't think this is true.
 Nope: too soon, please change your name to @emotionlessrobot
Image 120895   07-23-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
224
 
 Extreme Locorito: @Munkybut my sides hurt
 Minx: A TRUE pro who writes like a boss.
 Munkybut: *pssst* your douche is showing
 Teechur: Well, Mr. Hamilton, if you don't like the pen you had to borrow, perhaps you'll bring your own pen to class tomorrow.
 perd hapley: My dad used to be a teacher and he had that Garfield poster on his wall for at least 20 years
 SomeCanadian: good penmanship is its own reward
Image 120894   07-23-16   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
321
 
 sparename: @Headoftheclass but with x-ray vision he wouldn't see concrete. " All Out Super-Power Incompatiblity"
 Headoftheclass: There's x-ray vision for that.
 Whatever: So that's why heroes fly with their hand out front...
 KL1NGON: Damned Kryptonite pavers!
 SunWukong: Floor stocks.
 Scoo: Ouch!
Image 120893   07-23-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
352
 
 Suburbanmom: I will not be attempting to steal that bone you angry dog
 Minx: How your mom looks at you when she hears that you got a tattoo...
 Kess: Ahhhhh, angry fluffers!
 Flarmie: Danger Floof
 hurr: thathy
 SomeCanadian: Your hamster looks sick
 TFChicken: That pillow looks angry
 SunWukong: Rage Cloud.
Image 120892   07-23-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
545
 
 KL1NGON: It's a croc, it eats babies in a "C" shape.
 KL1NGON: It's a croc, it eats babies in a "C" shape.
 questionable: he wasn't the poster we wanted, but maybe, just maybe, he was the one we needed
 Pizza: I'm going to take a break from AG for a while until this all blows over.
Image 120891   07-23-16   Uploaded by    Magma Safe
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