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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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11. Warrax: 2707 points
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Score:
126
 
 Yttermayn : @grizzly Careful, if you witness how bad she pours, you may end up having an accident.
 KL1NGON: At least her hands are bigger that Trump's.
 FatTigerWoods: She's a president you wanna have a beer with. Just not one she poured herself.
 hurr: she's the glass not full at all kinda type huh?
 carpwoman: If that's Guiness, she's doing it right. It take 4 minutes to pour a pint of Guiness correctly.
 a robot: "How do you do, fellow humans?"
 Coolguy: @fanny nice one!
 fanny: that one's for Bill (he likes getting head)
 grizzly: Well I hope she governs better than she pours.
Image 120900   07-23-16   Uploaded by    PissReagan
Image 120899 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Handyman. You have brought shame on us, Handyman.
Image 120898 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. You have brought shame on us, Vanna.
Score:
440
 
 Shay: Son, we love you, but you need to cut the scalie shit out.
 questionable: week 14: the business class has accepted me as one of their own. and with that, Operation Crocodile Tears enters phase two
 Knice: Does this count?
 Fid: The Creature from the Black Lagoon has really let him/her self go.
Image 120897   07-23-16   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
510
 
 Minx: Finally...
 Whatever: Maybe the food won't taste so funny now...
 Teechur: The rest is at #120893
 BlarfyB: Ronald was one of the Fryaeae
 BlarfyB: @BlarfyB He was their brother I mean.
 BlarfyB: Ronald was one of the Fryaeae
 questionable: hmmm. upon reflection, I'm lovin' it
 Fiasco: At least it will never ever rot
 SomeCanadian: It just turns you fat.
Image 120896   07-23-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
709
 
 Minx: That is a true fact, i saw it in a video...
 guest: @Nope that baby wasn't eaten tho
 questionable: what I've learned here is we must eat our babies before gators / crocos do it for us
 carpwoman: I don't think this is true.
 Nope: too soon, please change your name to @emotionlessrobot
Image 120895   07-23-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
224
 
 Extreme Locorito: @Munkybut my sides hurt
 Minx: A TRUE pro who writes like a boss.
 Munkybut: *pssst* your douche is showing
 Teechur: Well, Mr. Hamilton, if you don't like the pen you had to borrow, perhaps you'll bring your own pen to class tomorrow.
 perd hapley: My dad used to be a teacher and he had that Garfield poster on his wall for at least 20 years
 SomeCanadian: good penmanship is its own reward
Image 120894   07-23-16   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
321
 
 sparename: @Headoftheclass but with x-ray vision he wouldn't see concrete. " All Out Super-Power Incompatiblity"
 Headoftheclass: There's x-ray vision for that.
 Whatever: So that's why heroes fly with their hand out front...
 KL1NGON: Damned Kryptonite pavers!
 SunWukong: Floor stocks.
 Scoo: Ouch!
Image 120893   07-23-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
352
 
 Suburbanmom: I will not be attempting to steal that bone you angry dog
 Minx: How your mom looks at you when she hears that you got a tattoo...
 Kess: Ahhhhh, angry fluffers!
 Flarmie: Danger Floof
 hurr: thathy
 SomeCanadian: Your hamster looks sick
 TFChicken: That pillow looks angry
 SunWukong: Rage Cloud.
Image 120892   07-23-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
545
 
 KL1NGON: It's a croc, it eats babies in a "C" shape.
 KL1NGON: It's a croc, it eats babies in a "C" shape.
 questionable: he wasn't the poster we wanted, but maybe, just maybe, he was the one we needed
 Pizza: I'm going to take a break from AG for a while until this all blows over.
Image 120891   07-23-16   Uploaded by    Magma Safe
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