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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
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 Yttermayn : @grizzly Careful, if you witness how bad she pours, you may end up having an accident.
 KL1NGON: At least her hands are bigger that Trump's.
 FatTigerWoods: She's a president you wanna have a beer with. Just not one she poured herself.
 hurr: she's the glass not full at all kinda type huh?
 carpwoman: If that's Guiness, she's doing it right. It take 4 minutes to pour a pint of Guiness correctly.
 a robot: "How do you do, fellow humans?"
 Coolguy: @fanny nice one!
 fanny: that one's for Bill (he likes getting head)
 grizzly: Well I hope she governs better than she pours.
Image 120900   07-23-16   Uploaded by    PissReagan
Image 120899 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Handyman. We'll pray for you, Handyman.
Image 120898 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. Boo, Vanna.
Score:
440
 
 Shay: Son, we love you, but you need to cut the scalie shit out.
 questionable: week 14: the business class has accepted me as one of their own. and with that, Operation Crocodile Tears enters phase two
 Knice: Does this count?
 Fid: The Creature from the Black Lagoon has really let him/her self go.
Image 120897   07-23-16   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
510
 
 Minx: Finally...
 Whatever: Maybe the food won't taste so funny now...
 Teechur: The rest is at #120893
 BlarfyB: Ronald was one of the Fryaeae
 BlarfyB: @BlarfyB He was their brother I mean.
 BlarfyB: Ronald was one of the Fryaeae
 questionable: hmmm. upon reflection, I'm lovin' it
 Fiasco: At least it will never ever rot
 SomeCanadian: It just turns you fat.
Image 120896   07-23-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
709
 
 Minx: That is a true fact, i saw it in a video...
 guest: @Nope that baby wasn't eaten tho
 questionable: what I've learned here is we must eat our babies before gators / crocos do it for us
 carpwoman: I don't think this is true.
 Nope: too soon, please change your name to @emotionlessrobot
Image 120895   07-23-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
224
 
 Extreme Locorito: @Munkybut my sides hurt
 Minx: A TRUE pro who writes like a boss.
 Munkybut: *pssst* your douche is showing
 Teechur: Well, Mr. Hamilton, if you don't like the pen you had to borrow, perhaps you'll bring your own pen to class tomorrow.
 perd hapley: My dad used to be a teacher and he had that Garfield poster on his wall for at least 20 years
 SomeCanadian: good penmanship is its own reward
Image 120894   07-23-16   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
321
 
 sparename: @Headoftheclass but with x-ray vision he wouldn't see concrete. " All Out Super-Power Incompatiblity"
 Headoftheclass: There's x-ray vision for that.
 Whatever: So that's why heroes fly with their hand out front...
 KL1NGON: Damned Kryptonite pavers!
 SunWukong: Floor stocks.
 Scoo: Ouch!
Image 120893   07-23-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
352
 
 Suburbanmom: I will not be attempting to steal that bone you angry dog
 Minx: How your mom looks at you when she hears that you got a tattoo...
 Kess: Ahhhhh, angry fluffers!
 Flarmie: Danger Floof
 hurr: thathy
 SomeCanadian: Your hamster looks sick
 TFChicken: That pillow looks angry
 SunWukong: Rage Cloud.
Image 120892   07-23-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
545
 
 KL1NGON: It's a croc, it eats babies in a "C" shape.
 KL1NGON: It's a croc, it eats babies in a "C" shape.
 questionable: he wasn't the poster we wanted, but maybe, just maybe, he was the one we needed
 Pizza: I'm going to take a break from AG for a while until this all blows over.
Image 120891   07-23-16   Uploaded by    Magma Safe
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